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OxyTrey04

Hes done being comfortable


Eric_T_Meraki

Yep. Now he's being *very* comfortable.


frodounchained

He’s dirty bulking I respect that


Sebeeschin

Harden rolling into camp with a garbage bag full of chimichangas in Sept


mavsman86

Underrated comment. He’s cultivating mass


Momik

STOP CULTIVATING AND START HARVESTING


futlong

You want some insulin?


CommandersLog

Fuck now I need to get a chimichanga.


ghuuuiiiyyyhg

YOU ARE A CHIMICHANGA


Em-1989

Love sunny references


Vagabond21

I’ve been dirty bulking for 30 years now


PaintByLetters

A true artist suffers for their art. This is Daniel Day Lewis type commitment to this craft.


Momik

How many milkshakes he gonna drink


kiwiwikikiwiwikikiwi

DRAAAAAAAINAGE


TheSmrtstManNTheWrld

He puts his straw in Joel’s Shirley temple and he drinks it up!


daeve

It's like bizarro Christian Bale in the Machinist.


Orange8920

Christian Bale preparing for Batman Begins was actually this. He gained so much weight back that they jokingly called him Fatman.


fruityflyers

i mean https://img.mensxp.com/media/content/2018/Oct/christian-bale-gained-20-kgs-to-play-dick-cheney-in-his-vice-740x500-1-1539266461.jpg


daeve

damn yes, I knew he went even further than Batman for a role, forgot about this one.


Millionaire007

He looks so happy there. I could never never let them fuck my hair up like that though, "I'm sorry guys I know I'm perfect for the role but Cheney's gonna have to have a full head of hair".


IanicRR

To be fair it is uncomfortable trying to play basketball when you’re overweight.


livefreeordont

Harden overweight and can still be toward the top of the league in minutes


rtels2023

Watch Nurse refuse to take him out lol


DrBigChicken

Harden has to be convinced to take himself out. You can talk him down to 36 mins a night but that’s about it lol For all the shit people wanna talk about Harden, dude has no interest in missing games or coming off the floor. Never has


Dragonsandman

Sounds like Harden and Nurse would fit perfectly together


DrBigChicken

Not sure if Nick Nurse can get down with transition defense being optional, but Harden brings a ton to the table that makes coaches lives a million times easier so I’m sure he’d be happy to have him


SpaceCaboose

More minutes on the court would help him burn some more calories! Just a 1,000 IQ move to get Harden back to a good weight


believemedude

That’s what happens when you don’t play defense and don’t move an inch on offense when the ball isn’t in your hands. Mfer hasn’t set an off-ball screen since 2012


BigDaddyJuno

Not just uncomfortable, straight up dangerous. My doctor told me if I tried to run or hoop at my weight I’d shred my knees. I’m down from 335 to 260 right now and still need to drop another 100 before I could hoop smh


IanicRR

Damn great hustle my dude. I never hit that weight but pandemic I became super sedentary and maxed at 235. And I’m 5”7 so that’s not great. Have been playing ball for like 20+ years. Really was a wake up call when I got back to the court early 2021. Started really focusing on my diet and dedicating myself to 5 days a week at the gym. I’m around 175-180 now. The difference is incredible. I can play for hours like back when I was in my 20s and not feel tired. I run the high school kids I coach out of the gym. Keep it up, you won’t regret it.


[deleted]

I am not overweight myself (150 at the same height as you are), however I am very out of shape, I ran out of breath quickly when playing pick up etc. Do you have any recommendations, either at the gym or in diet that helped you with your stamina?


FairweatherWho

They call that Williamson's Syndrome.


boomshiz

I know I'm just a rando on the internet but keep grinding bro. What you're describing is Escalade level. Props on that first drop, but keep it up. You've got this.


icytiger

Another hundred? Should be good around 190 no?


pjtheMillwrong

Depends how tall he is


Snoyarc

When I was in college we got a random one year. Guy was massive like 350+. Anyways 3 of us we're playing poker in the living room, he goes to the kitchen and asks if he can play over the bar. He made 4 giant pulled pork sandwich's, then sat down to play with us. I thought oh how nice he made us each a sandwich. NOPE. Dude sat there and murdered all 4 in <10 mins while playing hands. The only difference between Harden and that roommate is Harden is probably 6+ inches taller, is an elite basketball player, and he probably does a day or two more of cardio a week.


Bostonstrangler69

it's also possible and downright plausible that Harden has friends. Friends he was with at the club and friends who would likely appreciate a burger as much as him.


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also that dude probably already put down 12 pork sandwiches before getting to the poker game. just like the day before that and the day before that and the day before


CIark

He’s not gonna go and watch Embiid get a ring before him 😤


hack5amurai

He's on his way for onion rings next


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Sofialovesmonkeys

I wonder if he went back for more…💀


BigFatModeraterFupa

you already know he snuck a couple more after topping off those boxes😋🤤🤤


B_Boudreaux

MFs with guts like that are definitely ON the cheeseburgers dawg


MisterTruth

Bobarden


[deleted]

Greee-heeaasy


somethingsimple1290

I need more people IRL to appreciate my JRock impersonation


RealPropRandy

Just don’t say *na’msayin’* too many times.


KeggBert

What is this, a *na’mcencus*?


monkeyman_31

You on the council of namsayins?


lawstandaloan

Ok, Jamie


Otternomaly

Oh naw man he called you by your government name


weedertime

Ya naw 'msayin'?


KryptonicxJesus

What are you taking a naw ‘msayin’ census?


AJam

It's Starsky and Gut


John_SCCM

Gut Cassidy and the Sundance Cheeseburger


yungmoneybingbong

J-roc you better straighten out Panama Jack here quick.


MegaCS

Randy don’t play me like some kind of sucker dawg


engion3

Don't listen to him bobanders.


PretendPenguin

The real Mustard Tiger right there


elephant_catcher

What’re ye looking at me gut fer?


zzfoe

Peanut butter and jAAAaaaAaaAaAAAm!


The_Nutz16

Lemme get 15 half eaten cheeseburgers, nawsmsyin


B_Boudreaux

Talkin to his gut like it’s a person, hehehehe 😆


Nychthemeronn

I hear mustard and relish coagulating but I don’t hear a heartbeat


MrBallistik

[J-ROC BABY!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUZ_lUEQ_sg)


friendsWthebenedicts

Oh, what, you ain’t pregnant with a bucket of chicken?


DigbickMcBalls

Basketball eatin walrus ass mafakka


[deleted]

The Philadelphia Collins 76ers


RealPropRandy

“What are you starin’ at my gut fer?” -J. Harden, midseason


Blckbeerd

Frig off J Rock!


fuckareyousaying

Gut Cassidy and the Sundance Cheeseburger


AffectionateStep5001

Them cheeseburgers kinda worth the flabs though


ihateeuge

I thought I was trippin at first but thats actually Bun B. Good to see him still out there hustlin


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The burgers he’s handing out are from his burger place.


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xdavidliu

I live in New Jersey, right across the river from NYC. Today I felt like having steak, so I looked around for a steakhouse and their menus all said around $50 for a steak. I was heading toward one but then saw a Whole Foods, went to that instead, and got a 1.1 lb of the hot bar for 14 bucks. In particular, I got some brisket burnt ends, some sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, mac and cheese, and some ground beef hash. With pellegrino and coconut water it ended up being about $19. I felt like I was performing highway robbery.


hero-ball

Average r/NBA user discovers grocery stores and home cooking


s1n0d3utscht3k

guy loads up on overpriced Whole Foods cafeteria food: “discovers home cooking”


ShaedonSharpeMVP_

Guy spends $19 on a quick lunch "oh my god this is highway robbery"


[deleted]

tbh though ribeye is like 19$/lb at whole foods so u might as well load up on random shit at the hot bar at that pt if u dont really really want steak


EveryShot

I mean let’s be real, that cafeteria is fucking bomb


please-send-me-nude2

Yo new life hack, if you’re real discreet and know where to go, they let you just buy the ingredients for all the food YO WHATS UP GUYS WELCOME BACK TO MY CHANNEL, AND TODAY, WE’RE SHOWING YOU,


xdavidliu

I'm probably old enough to be the average r/nba user's grandfather


Itchy-Pudding-4240

Old AF r/nba user remembers grocery stores and home cooking


bojanhartlane

/u/xdavidliu is /r/nba grandfather


TofuTofu

When you think whole foods is a frugal hack you need to reassess your life homey


secretreddname

Steak house $50 a steak has been normal for years.


Foogie23

And really nice ones being like 70-80 has been normal for years as well lol. Steak houses are like the one thing that haven’t gone up much in price.


TheresA_LobsterLoose

I need to stock up on them fancy steak cows before inflation hits them


Cesc100

You just had to be fancy and get you some pellegrino and coconut water huh. Tap water not good enough for you apparently. Gotta be all high and mighty smh.


8i66ie5ma115

That’s nothing. The Whole Foods by me is one of those Amazon walk in walk out places where you automatically get charged when you walk out. So they don’t charge by the pound. But by the container. It’s like $14.99 for a huge container that holds around 2-3 lbs and I was wrecking that shit for a minute. Like $5 a LB for brisket and shit. Mmmmmmmmmmm


IEatDeFish

Bro I’d straight fuck that up everyday lol


8i66ie5ma115

Oh I was. And I’d fill every crevice with the little ham and roast beef cubes and shredded cheese they have in the cold salad bar. And I’d be packing that shit in tight compressing it all flat. It’s only the one Whole Foods near me that did it tho. The rest were the normal by the pound stores.


TXlandon

Tbh I live in Texas and that’s a decent deal for the food you listed


softnmushy

It’s crazy that prices have gotten so high that “Whole Paycheck“ is a less expensive option…


jmlinden7

Whole Foods has always been the 'cheap' option in NYC


IEatDeFish

Whole Foods for meat or whatever and the latin grocer for produce is the only way


MF_Doomed

That's pretty smart giving out shit for free at a festival. If you're foods good a lot of them will go find that burger.


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[deleted]

Trill Burgers is insanely popular already. I don’t think he’s worried about publicity. He’s a Houston legend that people already know as it is. Edit: Fixed autocorrect error.


Jocie0622

Pretty much, been wanting to stop by at the burger restaurant but the line wraps around the block so just waiting for the hype to die down a bit


deadprezrepresentme

Bun B be rolling *hard*.


ablackcloudupahead

Never had it but when that one popped open it looked legit


lot183

I've had it a couple times, it's very legit


crackhead_tiger

Damn I been trying to go but the lines always too long


lot183

I haven't actually made it to the brick and mortar store yet because of the lines but I had it a couple times at pop ups they did around town


rawsharks

Bun B for President


HotBoyTeece

I thought I was too mf legend


Ps3dj17

Burger Bun B


JxSnaKe

His burgers are fucking amazing. I hope they get more locations.


ArchegosCapitalCEO

I used to eat like Harden


new-accnt-who-dis

Still do, but I used to, too.


huskycarrot751

Hey Mitch


TantricEmu

They used to call me nikocado at my local McDonald’s.


Aweshade9

reckless, no regard, etc etc


diipp2k

Fat season part 2


NbaAllDAYger

Let my man eat


GGezpzMuppy

Man just wants his ~~cake~~ burgers


Dalmanza4

Bun b and Harden being on brand lol. Ones hustling burgers like mixtapes and one is getting a legit fat suit


89indatone

Pocket full of bun's buns


Funny-Transition7869

harden is a legend he can have 4 burger


IanicRR

And that’s Bun B serving. Houston Legend to another Houston legend. Harden to the Rockets confirmed.


Sofialovesmonkeys

Now he’s trying to force his way back to houston💀💀💀💀💀💀


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Now he goes by Sesame Bun B


ThingsAreAfoot

Obviously getting some for multiple people but that’s the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my life, and I’ve seen this sub’s face


PM_ME_UR_PICS_PLS

It ain't obvious. 6'5" pro athletes eat a shit-ton and Harden is probably a big eater amongst other 6'5" NBA players. There's a chance he's eating all 4 burgers lol


504090

It’s literally impeccable comedic timing. There have been fat suit memes all week. Zion is lucky a clip like this never surfaced lmfao


nikop

you think his group of friends sends Harden to pick up snacks for them at a concert? I don't see it. He's probably just hungry


chitownbulls92

I mean if that were the case...you think Harden goes and gets his own food? If he does then it's also plausible that he would grab something for other people too


CapybaraNightmare

I know he's a celebrity, but even famous people are capable of normal human behavior at times. It's not ridiculous that he wanted a burger or two and grabbed some extras for friends


PopcornDrift

I mean yeah? He’s not a fucking king lol


nikop

> He’s not a fucking king Ehh https://i.imgur.com/Vfo0An2.png


IAmA_Lannister

Sultan Harden


Sweatytubesock

Multiple people all named Jim Harden.


Meng3267

Nope. All 4 were for him. He also came back for seconds.


0lm-

what kind of eldritch horror does this subs face look like?


mitchippoo

Nah man those are all his.


jcwkings

Bro is gonna be like the Fat Ronaldo of the NBA when he retires.


Mr_Booty_Bandit

When he retires?


FeltchingBlumpkin

"He's fat. He's round. He's worth a million pound. Ronaldo!"


Soren_Camus1905

He has hypothyroidism :(


ayeno

Won’t need the fat suit this time


Louis-grabbing-pills

Never did.


ilikeCRUNCHYturtles

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about harden. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol


Hairiest_Walrus

I don’t understand how kids today don’t recognize a good pasta


gustavokh

Some people are not realizing that this is a copy pasta. The CSGO community overlap with the NBA is not that big


StaffSgtDignam

> Some people are not realizing that this is a copy pasta. Probably because this sub doubles as a babysitter for a lot of nephews lol


jaylkae66

All the commenters not recognizing this pasta is astonishing to me. I thought it was r/nba canon.


A-Confused-Comet

Harden going all out, leaving no stone unturned


Zes_Teaslong

No stone ungained


notkevin_durant

No sandwich uneaten


grumbythump

bro don’t even sweat like that in games


Alternative_Lov

Bun B is a legend


icecream_for_brunch

"Every time I see myself in print or on TV, I feel like a little white girl. I feel fat." - Bun B (More seriously, missed pun opportunity here with Bun B and a bunch of burgers)


alta_vista49

Where is this and why is he drenched?


nerdymen242424

Seems like rolling loud, a hip hop festival that happens in Miami this time of year. Travis Scott performing in the background


winch234

James harden to Daniel morey: Now I’ll play for real


UncleColli

Will Daniel relay that to Daryl?


pedrofantastic

Is that Bun B


el-fenomeno09

Yea that’s his brand/restaurant


pedrofantastic

I was gonna say, trill, that has to be him. Fuck my obese ass wants a cheeseburger


ClBdTV

Yea he has a restaurant named Trill Burger


holaprobando123

Sometimes the line between r/nba and r/nbacirclejerk is almost nonexistent.


pooshdoosh

Bun B serving up the buns


WhyyyLuigi

My mans had zero acknowledgment to Bun B lmaoooo eyes on the prize, bro was FOCUSED


Otherwise_Warning922

bro hes been with bun b all weekend. they're close af


bdvfgvvcffc

He coming down from molly


sixwax

For future reference: Eating is not really a thing at that point.


great-nba-comment

Lol seriously. From about 30 minutes in until midday the next day you straight up aint eating shit.


IBeBallinOutaControl

That's why he didn't grab 5.


WD51

Harden grabbed burgers to the timing of the countdown then grabbed one more for good measure.


Former-Billionaire

2 H-Town Legends


BasedKaleb

Y’all funny. Obviously he’s got people he’s going back to, he’s not eating all 4 burgers. He’ll eat 3 and offer the extra to the first to call dibs.


just_so_irrelevant

Are these "friends" in the room with us right now?


pr1ncejeffie

Harden, "Fck the fat suit.. I'm a method ~~actor~~ player"


skye_skye

BUN B


Ssuuushi

IT BEGINS


eazyb

He's just like me fr fr


[deleted]

I love Bun B so much


deegzx

I can no longer distinguish between this sub and r/nbacirclejerk


Jpow_was_right

Norman Powell + Marcus Morris + fillers look better and better by the day


trevortins

Harden gonna put on so much weight by September philly is gonna have to add their pick in to move him.


Morumbi_TO

He’s just picking up 3 extras for his buddies! Yea. That’s what he’s doing…


Physical_Cry9336

Why yall cut off pk tucker at the end lmao


FueledByKoolaid

Mind you, he was here instead of Embiids wedding I’m pretty sure.


CabbageStockExchange

While this is funny on many levels ngl those burgers looked kinda good


Doobie_Howitzer

Bro imagine how good they look when you're fucked up and have been dancing all night, best calories of any kind right there


Master-Ad-9829

He has no shame 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Bun B is a treasure man lol


globaldna1

He taking two for himself and the other two are for Lil Baby.


[deleted]

James Harden is my spirit animal and I’m a 74 year old white man.


Curry-With-The-Pot

Buddy swooped in like the eagle sound 😂


elephantsgetback

We don’t know he ate those burgers. But we do know he wasn’t wearing pants


Devoidoxatom

Imagine Harden being Zion's vet


jamestemple01

He doesn’t even look big tbh


Chrisdkn619

That's Bun B's company, Trill Burgers! I bet that shit is good! Edit- and Bun B passing them out!