He looks so happy there. I could never never let them fuck my hair up like that though, "I'm sorry guys I know I'm perfect for the role but Cheney's gonna have to have a full head of hair".
Harden has to be convinced to take himself out. You can talk him down to 36 mins a night but that’s about it lol
For all the shit people wanna talk about Harden, dude has no interest in missing games or coming off the floor. Never has
Not sure if Nick Nurse can get down with transition defense being optional, but Harden brings a ton to the table that makes coaches lives a million times easier so I’m sure he’d be happy to have him
That’s what happens when you don’t play defense and don’t move an inch on offense when the ball isn’t in your hands. Mfer hasn’t set an off-ball screen since 2012
Not just uncomfortable, straight up dangerous. My doctor told me if I tried to run or hoop at my weight I’d shred my knees. I’m down from 335 to 260 right now and still need to drop another 100 before I could hoop smh
Damn great hustle my dude. I never hit that weight but pandemic I became super sedentary and maxed at 235. And I’m 5”7 so that’s not great. Have been playing ball for like 20+ years. Really was a wake up call when I got back to the court early 2021. Started really focusing on my diet and dedicating myself to 5 days a week at the gym. I’m around 175-180 now.
The difference is incredible. I can play for hours like back when I was in my 20s and not feel tired. I run the high school kids I coach out of the gym. Keep it up, you won’t regret it.
I am not overweight myself (150 at the same height as you are), however I am very out of shape, I ran out of breath quickly when playing pick up etc.
Do you have any recommendations, either at the gym or in diet that helped you with your stamina?
I know I'm just a rando on the internet but keep grinding bro. What you're describing is Escalade level. Props on that first drop, but keep it up. You've got this.
When I was in college we got a random one year. Guy was massive like 350+.
Anyways 3 of us we're playing poker in the living room, he goes to the kitchen and asks if he can play over the bar. He made 4 giant pulled pork sandwich's, then sat down to play with us. I thought oh how nice he made us each a sandwich. NOPE. Dude sat there and murdered all 4 in <10 mins while playing hands.
The only difference between Harden and that roommate is Harden is probably 6+ inches taller, is an elite basketball player, and he probably does a day or two more of cardio a week.
it's also possible and downright plausible that Harden has friends. Friends he was with at the club and friends who would likely appreciate a burger as much as him.
also that dude probably already put down 12 pork sandwiches before getting to the poker game. just like the day before that and the day before that and the day before
I live in New Jersey, right across the river from NYC. Today I felt like having steak, so I looked around for a steakhouse and their menus all said around $50 for a steak. I was heading toward one but then saw a Whole Foods, went to that instead, and got a 1.1 lb of the hot bar for 14 bucks. In particular, I got some brisket burnt ends, some sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, mac and cheese, and some ground beef hash. With pellegrino and coconut water it ended up being about $19.
I felt like I was performing highway robbery.
Yo new life hack, if you’re real discreet and know where to go, they let you just buy the ingredients for all the food
YO WHATS UP GUYS WELCOME BACK TO MY CHANNEL, AND TODAY, WE’RE SHOWING YOU,
You just had to be fancy and get you some pellegrino and coconut water huh. Tap water not good enough for you apparently. Gotta be all high and mighty smh.
That’s nothing. The Whole Foods by me is one of those Amazon walk in walk out places where you automatically get charged when you walk out. So they don’t charge by the pound. But by the container. It’s like $14.99 for a huge container that holds around 2-3 lbs and I was wrecking that shit for a minute. Like $5 a LB for brisket and shit. Mmmmmmmmmmm
Oh I was. And I’d fill every crevice with the little ham and roast beef cubes and shredded cheese they have in the cold salad bar. And I’d be packing that shit in tight compressing it all flat.
It’s only the one Whole Foods near me that did it tho. The rest were the normal by the pound stores.
Trill Burgers is insanely popular already. I don’t think he’s worried about publicity. He’s a Houston legend that people already know as it is.
Edit: Fixed autocorrect error.
It ain't obvious. 6'5" pro athletes eat a shit-ton and Harden is probably a big eater amongst other 6'5" NBA players. There's a chance he's eating all 4 burgers lol
I mean if that were the case...you think Harden goes and gets his own food? If he does then it's also plausible that he would grab something for other people too
I know he's a celebrity, but even famous people are capable of normal human behavior at times. It's not ridiculous that he wanted a burger or two and grabbed some extras for friends
i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about harden. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
"Every time I see myself in print or on TV, I feel like a little white girl. I feel fat." - Bun B
(More seriously, missed pun opportunity here with Bun B and a bunch of burgers)
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Hes done being comfortable
Yep. Now he's being *very* comfortable.
He’s dirty bulking I respect that
Harden rolling into camp with a garbage bag full of chimichangas in Sept
Underrated comment. He’s cultivating mass
STOP CULTIVATING AND START HARVESTING
You want some insulin?
Fuck now I need to get a chimichanga.
YOU ARE A CHIMICHANGA
Love sunny references
I’ve been dirty bulking for 30 years now
A true artist suffers for their art. This is Daniel Day Lewis type commitment to this craft.
How many milkshakes he gonna drink
DRAAAAAAAINAGE
He puts his straw in Joel’s Shirley temple and he drinks it up!
It's like bizarro Christian Bale in the Machinist.
Christian Bale preparing for Batman Begins was actually this. He gained so much weight back that they jokingly called him Fatman.
i mean https://img.mensxp.com/media/content/2018/Oct/christian-bale-gained-20-kgs-to-play-dick-cheney-in-his-vice-740x500-1-1539266461.jpg
damn yes, I knew he went even further than Batman for a role, forgot about this one.
He looks so happy there. I could never never let them fuck my hair up like that though, "I'm sorry guys I know I'm perfect for the role but Cheney's gonna have to have a full head of hair".
To be fair it is uncomfortable trying to play basketball when you’re overweight.
Harden overweight and can still be toward the top of the league in minutes
Watch Nurse refuse to take him out lol
Harden has to be convinced to take himself out. You can talk him down to 36 mins a night but that’s about it lol For all the shit people wanna talk about Harden, dude has no interest in missing games or coming off the floor. Never has
Sounds like Harden and Nurse would fit perfectly together
Not sure if Nick Nurse can get down with transition defense being optional, but Harden brings a ton to the table that makes coaches lives a million times easier so I’m sure he’d be happy to have him
More minutes on the court would help him burn some more calories! Just a 1,000 IQ move to get Harden back to a good weight
That’s what happens when you don’t play defense and don’t move an inch on offense when the ball isn’t in your hands. Mfer hasn’t set an off-ball screen since 2012
Not just uncomfortable, straight up dangerous. My doctor told me if I tried to run or hoop at my weight I’d shred my knees. I’m down from 335 to 260 right now and still need to drop another 100 before I could hoop smh
Damn great hustle my dude. I never hit that weight but pandemic I became super sedentary and maxed at 235. And I’m 5”7 so that’s not great. Have been playing ball for like 20+ years. Really was a wake up call when I got back to the court early 2021. Started really focusing on my diet and dedicating myself to 5 days a week at the gym. I’m around 175-180 now. The difference is incredible. I can play for hours like back when I was in my 20s and not feel tired. I run the high school kids I coach out of the gym. Keep it up, you won’t regret it.
I am not overweight myself (150 at the same height as you are), however I am very out of shape, I ran out of breath quickly when playing pick up etc. Do you have any recommendations, either at the gym or in diet that helped you with your stamina?
They call that Williamson's Syndrome.
I know I'm just a rando on the internet but keep grinding bro. What you're describing is Escalade level. Props on that first drop, but keep it up. You've got this.
Another hundred? Should be good around 190 no?
Depends how tall he is
When I was in college we got a random one year. Guy was massive like 350+. Anyways 3 of us we're playing poker in the living room, he goes to the kitchen and asks if he can play over the bar. He made 4 giant pulled pork sandwich's, then sat down to play with us. I thought oh how nice he made us each a sandwich. NOPE. Dude sat there and murdered all 4 in <10 mins while playing hands. The only difference between Harden and that roommate is Harden is probably 6+ inches taller, is an elite basketball player, and he probably does a day or two more of cardio a week.
it's also possible and downright plausible that Harden has friends. Friends he was with at the club and friends who would likely appreciate a burger as much as him.
also that dude probably already put down 12 pork sandwiches before getting to the poker game. just like the day before that and the day before that and the day before
He’s not gonna go and watch Embiid get a ring before him 😤
He's on his way for onion rings next
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I wonder if he went back for more…💀
you already know he snuck a couple more after topping off those boxes😋🤤🤤
MFs with guts like that are definitely ON the cheeseburgers dawg
Bobarden
Greee-heeaasy
I need more people IRL to appreciate my JRock impersonation
Just don’t say *na’msayin’* too many times.
What is this, a *na’mcencus*?
You on the council of namsayins?
Ok, Jamie
Oh naw man he called you by your government name
Ya naw 'msayin'?
What are you taking a naw ‘msayin’ census?
It's Starsky and Gut
Gut Cassidy and the Sundance Cheeseburger
J-roc you better straighten out Panama Jack here quick.
Randy don’t play me like some kind of sucker dawg
Don't listen to him bobanders.
The real Mustard Tiger right there
What’re ye looking at me gut fer?
Peanut butter and jAAAaaaAaaAaAAAm!
Lemme get 15 half eaten cheeseburgers, nawsmsyin
Talkin to his gut like it’s a person, hehehehe 😆
I hear mustard and relish coagulating but I don’t hear a heartbeat
[J-ROC BABY!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUZ_lUEQ_sg)
Oh, what, you ain’t pregnant with a bucket of chicken?
Basketball eatin walrus ass mafakka
The Philadelphia Collins 76ers
“What are you starin’ at my gut fer?” -J. Harden, midseason
Frig off J Rock!
Gut Cassidy and the Sundance Cheeseburger
Them cheeseburgers kinda worth the flabs though
I thought I was trippin at first but thats actually Bun B. Good to see him still out there hustlin
The burgers he’s handing out are from his burger place.
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I live in New Jersey, right across the river from NYC. Today I felt like having steak, so I looked around for a steakhouse and their menus all said around $50 for a steak. I was heading toward one but then saw a Whole Foods, went to that instead, and got a 1.1 lb of the hot bar for 14 bucks. In particular, I got some brisket burnt ends, some sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, mac and cheese, and some ground beef hash. With pellegrino and coconut water it ended up being about $19. I felt like I was performing highway robbery.
Average r/NBA user discovers grocery stores and home cooking
guy loads up on overpriced Whole Foods cafeteria food: “discovers home cooking”
Guy spends $19 on a quick lunch "oh my god this is highway robbery"
tbh though ribeye is like 19$/lb at whole foods so u might as well load up on random shit at the hot bar at that pt if u dont really really want steak
I mean let’s be real, that cafeteria is fucking bomb
Yo new life hack, if you’re real discreet and know where to go, they let you just buy the ingredients for all the food YO WHATS UP GUYS WELCOME BACK TO MY CHANNEL, AND TODAY, WE’RE SHOWING YOU,
I'm probably old enough to be the average r/nba user's grandfather
Old AF r/nba user remembers grocery stores and home cooking
/u/xdavidliu is /r/nba grandfather
When you think whole foods is a frugal hack you need to reassess your life homey
Steak house $50 a steak has been normal for years.
And really nice ones being like 70-80 has been normal for years as well lol. Steak houses are like the one thing that haven’t gone up much in price.
I need to stock up on them fancy steak cows before inflation hits them
You just had to be fancy and get you some pellegrino and coconut water huh. Tap water not good enough for you apparently. Gotta be all high and mighty smh.
That’s nothing. The Whole Foods by me is one of those Amazon walk in walk out places where you automatically get charged when you walk out. So they don’t charge by the pound. But by the container. It’s like $14.99 for a huge container that holds around 2-3 lbs and I was wrecking that shit for a minute. Like $5 a LB for brisket and shit. Mmmmmmmmmmm
Bro I’d straight fuck that up everyday lol
Oh I was. And I’d fill every crevice with the little ham and roast beef cubes and shredded cheese they have in the cold salad bar. And I’d be packing that shit in tight compressing it all flat. It’s only the one Whole Foods near me that did it tho. The rest were the normal by the pound stores.
Tbh I live in Texas and that’s a decent deal for the food you listed
It’s crazy that prices have gotten so high that “Whole Paycheck“ is a less expensive option…
Whole Foods has always been the 'cheap' option in NYC
Whole Foods for meat or whatever and the latin grocer for produce is the only way
That's pretty smart giving out shit for free at a festival. If you're foods good a lot of them will go find that burger.
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Trill Burgers is insanely popular already. I don’t think he’s worried about publicity. He’s a Houston legend that people already know as it is. Edit: Fixed autocorrect error.
Pretty much, been wanting to stop by at the burger restaurant but the line wraps around the block so just waiting for the hype to die down a bit
Bun B be rolling *hard*.
Never had it but when that one popped open it looked legit
I've had it a couple times, it's very legit
Damn I been trying to go but the lines always too long
I haven't actually made it to the brick and mortar store yet because of the lines but I had it a couple times at pop ups they did around town
Bun B for President
I thought I was too mf legend
Burger Bun B
His burgers are fucking amazing. I hope they get more locations.
I used to eat like Harden
Still do, but I used to, too.
Hey Mitch
They used to call me nikocado at my local McDonald’s.
reckless, no regard, etc etc
Fat season part 2
Let my man eat
Man just wants his ~~cake~~ burgers
Bun b and Harden being on brand lol. Ones hustling burgers like mixtapes and one is getting a legit fat suit
Pocket full of bun's buns
harden is a legend he can have 4 burger
And that’s Bun B serving. Houston Legend to another Houston legend. Harden to the Rockets confirmed.
Now he’s trying to force his way back to houston💀💀💀💀💀💀
Now he goes by Sesame Bun B
Obviously getting some for multiple people but that’s the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my life, and I’ve seen this sub’s face
It ain't obvious. 6'5" pro athletes eat a shit-ton and Harden is probably a big eater amongst other 6'5" NBA players. There's a chance he's eating all 4 burgers lol
It’s literally impeccable comedic timing. There have been fat suit memes all week. Zion is lucky a clip like this never surfaced lmfao
you think his group of friends sends Harden to pick up snacks for them at a concert? I don't see it. He's probably just hungry
I mean if that were the case...you think Harden goes and gets his own food? If he does then it's also plausible that he would grab something for other people too
I know he's a celebrity, but even famous people are capable of normal human behavior at times. It's not ridiculous that he wanted a burger or two and grabbed some extras for friends
I mean yeah? He’s not a fucking king lol
> He’s not a fucking king Ehh https://i.imgur.com/Vfo0An2.png
Sultan Harden
Multiple people all named Jim Harden.
Nope. All 4 were for him. He also came back for seconds.
what kind of eldritch horror does this subs face look like?
Nah man those are all his.
Bro is gonna be like the Fat Ronaldo of the NBA when he retires.
When he retires?
"He's fat. He's round. He's worth a million pound. Ronaldo!"
He has hypothyroidism :(
Won’t need the fat suit this time
Never did.
i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about harden. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
I don’t understand how kids today don’t recognize a good pasta
Some people are not realizing that this is a copy pasta. The CSGO community overlap with the NBA is not that big
> Some people are not realizing that this is a copy pasta. Probably because this sub doubles as a babysitter for a lot of nephews lol
All the commenters not recognizing this pasta is astonishing to me. I thought it was r/nba canon.
Harden going all out, leaving no stone unturned
No stone ungained
No sandwich uneaten
bro don’t even sweat like that in games
Bun B is a legend
"Every time I see myself in print or on TV, I feel like a little white girl. I feel fat." - Bun B (More seriously, missed pun opportunity here with Bun B and a bunch of burgers)
Where is this and why is he drenched?
Seems like rolling loud, a hip hop festival that happens in Miami this time of year. Travis Scott performing in the background
James harden to Daniel morey: Now I’ll play for real
Will Daniel relay that to Daryl?
Is that Bun B
Yea that’s his brand/restaurant
I was gonna say, trill, that has to be him. Fuck my obese ass wants a cheeseburger
Yea he has a restaurant named Trill Burger
Sometimes the line between r/nba and r/nbacirclejerk is almost nonexistent.
Bun B serving up the buns
My mans had zero acknowledgment to Bun B lmaoooo eyes on the prize, bro was FOCUSED
bro hes been with bun b all weekend. they're close af
He coming down from molly
For future reference: Eating is not really a thing at that point.
Lol seriously. From about 30 minutes in until midday the next day you straight up aint eating shit.
That's why he didn't grab 5.
Harden grabbed burgers to the timing of the countdown then grabbed one more for good measure.
2 H-Town Legends
Y’all funny. Obviously he’s got people he’s going back to, he’s not eating all 4 burgers. He’ll eat 3 and offer the extra to the first to call dibs.
Are these "friends" in the room with us right now?
Harden, "Fck the fat suit.. I'm a method ~~actor~~ player"
BUN B
IT BEGINS
He's just like me fr fr
I love Bun B so much
I can no longer distinguish between this sub and r/nbacirclejerk
Norman Powell + Marcus Morris + fillers look better and better by the day
Harden gonna put on so much weight by September philly is gonna have to add their pick in to move him.
He’s just picking up 3 extras for his buddies! Yea. That’s what he’s doing…
Why yall cut off pk tucker at the end lmao
Mind you, he was here instead of Embiids wedding I’m pretty sure.
While this is funny on many levels ngl those burgers looked kinda good
Bro imagine how good they look when you're fucked up and have been dancing all night, best calories of any kind right there
He has no shame 😂😂😂
Bun B is a treasure man lol
He taking two for himself and the other two are for Lil Baby.
James Harden is my spirit animal and I’m a 74 year old white man.
Buddy swooped in like the eagle sound 😂
We don’t know he ate those burgers. But we do know he wasn’t wearing pants
Imagine Harden being Zion's vet
He doesn’t even look big tbh
That's Bun B's company, Trill Burgers! I bet that shit is good! Edit- and Bun B passing them out!