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jobautomator

Please visit the [next discussion thread](/r/neoliberal/comments/1dawxuo/discussion_thread/).


MrOstrichman

Wrigley Field is genuinely a decent place to watch soccer (at least from my seats). 9/10, would watch again.


TipEquivalent933

The hostages being rescued is such great news.


tacostats

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-mialana-

Poasting during Euro hours not done for DT fame, nor for karma gain (since no one is here), and so is the purest form of art


MeyersHandSoup

I do feel like the memes posted at ~02:00 CST tend to be the most highly upvoted throughout the day though


trombonist_formerly

Mood


-mialana-

https://preview.redd.it/zj3lo0oaeb5d1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbe5d257b0908152901b96fd15a7ebb653b23be2 A reminder to all fellow $GME HODLing apes on the DT


thaddeusthefattie

just gotta stay up one more hour until my wife lands in brussels


MasterOfLords1

What's she doing in E*rope? 🍦🧐🍦


thaddeusthefattie

getting as far away from me as she can (kidding, work)


Dodgerfan2224

Are you following on flight radar


thaddeusthefattie

yep. she’s over ireland


AnalyticOpposum

The fancier the Venus flytrap cultivars you get, the less functional the traps


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [The reality of the 2024 trolley dilemma](/r/neoliberal/comments/1dawtxq/the_reality_of_the_2024_trolley_dilemma/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


Smidgens

>Upvote only if you still believe MOASS is still coming *😐😐😐*


Ilovecharli

That sub needs to be shut down, some people should not be allowed on the internet


Average_GrillChad

telling the BLS I have 12 jobs to help goose Biden's numbers


RedditUser91805

https://preview.redd.it/535obqw1oa5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0979a0948ca20101230ffba2b1a338b5408a388c Literally meeeeeeee


BalletDuckNinja

I can fix her


thaddeusthefattie

we like fixing things and holding mama’s hand πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


MasterOfLords1

🍦🌝🍦


thaddeusthefattie

sup mr. lords


MasterOfLords1

🍦πŸ₯ΊπŸ¦


ApproachingStorm69

Got 6 girls instagrams at the bar tonight


Dodgerfan2224

Girl who gave me hers last night was engaged today. So mileage may vary


ApproachingStorm69

Makes sense


TalkLessShillMore

Mate try for phone numbers, letting someone follow you on instagram just means more likes and improves their following/followers ratio


ApproachingStorm69

Oh ok. I’ll try that then


GodEmperorNeolibtard

Have you ever successfully moved from instagram to date?


ApproachingStorm69

Not yet


Arse_hull

I want to throw a tantrum. Someone do something offensive.


MasterOfLords1

Australian cricket team sucks balls 🍦🌝🍦


ApproachingStorm69

Melee Fox


SuddenlyFrogs

Watched a video of someone complaining about the overdone grain reduction and bad artefacting of the Lord of the Rings UHDs, and even though they had a point, I still wanted to throw them off a cliff.


[deleted]

Let the nerds be


SuddenlyFrogs

I *am* the nerds.


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Revealed: Trump ally Kari Lake gave speech in front of Confederate flag](/r/neoliberal/comments/1dawixa/revealed_trump_ally_kari_lake_gave_speech_in/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

[Cat are cute](https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/mastodo-neoliber-al/cache/media_attachments/files/112/579/570/473/284/931/original/68b8e4431e88f931.jpg)


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Cook_0612

Of course, very real account, I too am dooming


rphillish

Yes comrad, I am big agree biden crime family can not winning this year election. All american better accepting Trump wictory


[deleted]

I’m also concerned but this isn’t healthy.


jewel_the_beetle

https://preview.redd.it/xiwrtc0oka5d1.png?width=466&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ea0b7297da58d6a3385aee33fa89d164f9947b0


jewel_the_beetle

catcrumb, since it's not really readable at reddit size


littlechefdoughnuts

πŸ‘‡ dedotated wam


[deleted]

SuperKai64 is my GOAT


[deleted]

πŸ‘†Has a computer virus that could be cleared by downloading more RAM


Approximation_Doctor

I would commit some war crimes to get my hands on some gooey mac'n'cheese with Italian sausage right now. And not an idiot Internet discourse definition of war crimes, but like an actual thing banned by international treaties.


SuddenlyFrogs

That's not that hard. Just feature a red cross representing health in a video game.


bashar_al_assad

> Joe Biden is not stopping Israeli aggression against Palestine but Trump is enthusiastically supporting Israel’s aggression against Palestine as well as aggression against all those other things. [+84 points] > > Joe Biden isn't "not stopping" Israel, he is unenthusiastically supporting it. [-18 points] Honestly confused why this is sitting at -18 points. Do people disagree with the idea that Biden is supporting Israel? I've seen pro-Israel people on here complain that Biden isn't being supportive enough of Israel, which would actually line up with what the comment is saying, is the objection to this comment that actually Biden is enthusiastically supporting Israel and anybody who says otherwise is wrong?


_bee_kay_

probably because it doesn't address the underlying argument that biden is better than trump for palestine, just nitpicking about biden's exact position


littlechefdoughnuts

Gyatt is actually a viral marketing campaign for Grand Hyatt.


simeoncolemiles

People born in 2011 are doing ketamine on twitter


jewel_the_beetle

I had no idea Elon was so young


SuddenlyFrogs

People born after 2011 can't cook. All they know is ketamine,


simeoncolemiles

No I mean this unironically like there is a 13 year old doing ketamine on Twitter


SuddenlyFrogs

:(


Smidgens

Just slammed an IPA, our AirBNB has exposed brick, and earlier tonight we went to a barcade.


TalkLessShillMore

How’s your mustache finger tattoo holding up


Smidgens

It’s totes epic


Dodgerfan2224

Congrats on being 30


Roseartcrantz

ooh somebody remind me to write up a thing about when Tulsa tried to get the 2024 Olympics. probably wouldn't be relevant as an effort post but that time was very funny


JesusPubes

write up a thing about when Tulsa tried to get the 2024 Olympics


Dodgerfan2224

What a competition. Paris, LA, Tulsa


CornstockOfNewJersey

Neanderthal Libertarians sure are a feisty bunch


SenatorSonGoku

Dude let’s take a shot


[deleted]

Do I: A) Draw the beef towards me by making a comment B) Continue my peace


Approximation_Doctor

It's what's for dinner.


ZanyZeke

Start an entirely new and colorful beef


[deleted]

Been doing that too much lately


Roseartcrantz

do other people subscribe to the subreddits where people talk about their waifu lifestyles and post pictures and talk about their relationships with Replika bots or am I just kinda mean


ihatemendingwalls

Yes I subscribe to ping dating πŸ’…


Approximation_Doctor

Nah, watching freak shows is a millennia old pastime.


datums

Speaking as a guy in his 40s - self checkout must be the greatest shit in the world for condom buying teenagers.


Dodgerfan2224

Error: call for attendant


ZanyZeke

Is there a way to reverse whatever brain rot has made me unable to focus on reading


BasedTheorem

read more. start with reading a manageable amount of pages every night and slowly increase them. before you know it, you'll be reading an hour a night


MontanaWildhack69

Reading will reverse the brain rot that prevents you from reading.


_bee_kay_

why did god make us? just to suffer?


JoeFrady

Get rid of your smartphone or take adderall Even leaving my phone in another room while I read helps quite a bit


TalkLessShillMore

β€œWould you date an oozebaby?” is 2070s discourse


TalkLessShillMore

The context: Declining birth rates cause the state to step in and grow its own children. Obviously there aren’t enough adoptive parents, so they’re state-raised as well, with all the underfunding you currently see in government housing and poor school districts, because β€œNot my baby not my problem”. The grow center gets not so affectionately known as the Primordial Ooze. Class issues between people from tradhomes and people from the ooze (oozebabies) make the present day look idyllic.


AccessTheMainframe

\>be me \>Tesla owner \>work 8 hour shifts \>2 hour commute \>6 days a week \>chronically tired, but I need the money to pay off my Telsa \>thankfully it has autopilot so the commute isn't that bad \>zone out listening to tunes \>start to doze off at the wheel \>just gonna close my eyes- WAKE THE FUCK UP \>Elon's voice booms over the surround sound speaker YOU'RE GOING TO FUCK THIS UP FOR US \>Snap out of my sleepiness \>The Musk Assistβ„’ activated, it seems \>Another awesome feature of my badass Telsa \>worth every penny


ZanyZeke

β€œDiscussion Thread” by the Neoliberals just came across my Reddit feed. I know they are being ironic, but that doesnt make such an ugly thread any more acceptable


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [many such cases](/r/neoliberal/comments/1daw4nx/many_such_cases/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


GodEmperorNeolibtard

Someone doesn't like me in the DT. Should I: 1 - Block them 2 - Troll like an arsehole 3 - Ignore but not block 4 - Try to make friends 5 - Fabricate enemies to lover story 6 - Take their criticism onboard and stop using this account because one person is grandstanding 7 - Subpoast and be cryptic for a few minutes then forget about it Malarkey level bot?


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GodEmperorNeolibtard

u/ihatemendingwalls I understand your concerns. This isn't a very old account. It seems like you're reaching to demand that I should not participate in this forum. Probs not going to listen to that. But maybe we can come to some middle ground? GodEmperorNeoliberal was taken already.


ihatemendingwalls

>GodEmperorNeoliberal was taken already And so your next option was a slur?? Just pick a different username


GodEmperorNeolibtard

I feel like this isn't in line with the middle ground approach I'm trying to take here. It's not a slur. You're being dramatic and you're grandstanding for non-existent victims. Plus, it's making fun of conservatives that use it to describe liberals. But I'm not going to fight with you just because you've taken offense to something that has nothing to do with you. So if you don't want to so this in good faith, at least I tried to make friends.


ihatemendingwalls

>Plus, it's making fun of conservatives that use it to describe liberals Again, using words that are and are used as slurs, ironically, doesn't make them suddenly acceptable. The Special Olympics and Spread the Word don't make exceptions for making fun of conservatives, they just say "don't use this term."Β  >just because you've taken offense to something that has nothing to do with you. That isn't how liberal values work


GodEmperorNeolibtard

[I think the word has just become a symbolic issue for powerful groups that feel like they're doing the right thing](https://youtu.be/eOBoKxEcVAA?si=8PDGWesi23n5NOSg)


ihatemendingwalls

Oh my godΒ 


GodEmperorNeolibtard

Please don't use the Lord's name in vain. It's not inclusive and can be considered extremely offensive.


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

Auto Mod believes in making love, not war. πŸ₯Ί


ZanyZeke

Blessed are the peacemakers


theaceoface

What exactly is happening in NY state and should we invade?


Dodgerfan2224

If whatever NY is doing calls for an invasion than red states actions justify thermonuclear bombing


JoeFrady

β€œKill The Poor” by the Dead Kennedys just came on my Spotify radio. I know they were being ironic, but that doesnt make such an ugly sentiment any more acceptable


ZanyZeke

Fuck Esau


SuddenlyFrogs

To be fair, lentil stew is delicious


pfarly

https://preview.redd.it/f2ivl4r5ga5d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=882c169851d4f94d58811ee663001bd7e3e4562b


[deleted]

πŸ‘†You should doomscroll more for your mental health


_bee_kay_

[unavailable] is violence


Dodgerfan2224

You believe Biden will lose? Fine, reasonable. Posting it to the DT every hour doesn’t make his chances any better so kindly shut the fuck up


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

He won't lose, tbh.


Dodgerfan2224

I don’t think so either I’m just fucking sick of the same doom posts everyday multiple times.


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

I can agree with a Dodger fan on that. Ugh. Bad taste in my mouth


BasedTheorem

I wish I could bring an 80 lbs cat into a coffee shop and see how everyone feels


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

What is stopping you?


BasedTheorem

The nanny state


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

No that is merelly suggesting that you don't. It is you alone who chains yourself to its suggestions. Bring the cat.


BasedTheorem

[I live in California, this is what I face if I disobey](https://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1542871498200731649/pu/img/lQFamQdSKoMBx-Jc.jpg)


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

I am getting overtime tomorrow and possibly a promotion soon. Fuck yeah. I like money. I'm going to buy index funds and shit.


Unhappy_Lemon6374

Finally getting an office desk at work. Now what should I have at my desk other than an action figure of BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA????


BasedTheorem

Hilary bobblehead


ihatemendingwalls

Bigoted statements and words don't suddenly become acceptable because you're "being ironic" In a forum devoted to liberal values that goes out of its way to be inclusive, we shouldn't tolerate jokes that use the r-word and other perjoratives ending in -tard. They're immature and bigotedΒ 


[deleted]

berserk work illegal fact languid impolite retire wakeful juggle quickest *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ihatemendingwalls

If I was a mod I would've stickied this


[deleted]

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Approximation_Doctor

Some of this sub's most beloved heroes do that


[deleted]

Hey you don’t have to tell me


ihatemendingwalls

Oh right, nvm I would've gone with the banhammer first


Arse_hull

What a silly tantrum


BasedTheorem

Jokes on you, I was only pretending to be... oh wait


GodEmperorNeolibtard

Can't do shit because of woke.


ihatemendingwalls

I have no idea why you think your username is acceptable but you should either change it or not use this forum anymore


ZanyZeke

##FREE BATHULK


Approximation_Doctor

Hello is this still available?


Dodgerfan2224

What did he do


ZanyZeke

He was framed and is being politically persecuted


Dodgerfan2224

This is what happens when you want tri tip


klarno

I have a five year old HP envy laptop and I just had a look inside and found out it has an extra unpopulated SODIMM slot, capacity for up to 32gb of ddr4, and even an available 2.5” drive bay to supplement the m.2 boot drive it already has. Maybe I don’t need a new laptop maybe I just need to download more ram


[deleted]

You should definitely download more RAM


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


[deleted]

11 - 6 = 5


MontanaWildhack69

Do leftists ever think, "Wowzers, handing the reigns of the world's most powerful military and the world's most dynamic economy to a revenge-fixated megalomaniac felon just as advanced general intelligence becomes a reality is kind of a bad idea and could very easily get us all killed" -- or nah


MontanaWildhack69

Oh, no, wait: on second thought, this specific constellation of circumstances *does* lead inevitably to socialist utopia as it turns out. How could I have been so dense?


Joementum2024

This but American voters


mukino

You ever throw on layers to get that fit off and accidentally give yourself heat stroke?


TalkLessShillMore

If we still had the mean spirited magazine diet culture of the early 2000s, someone would definitely have done β€œThe Ozempics” as a competition for which celeb lost the most weight the fastest


SpaceSheperd

F-A-T's dating ping is maybe the least surprising thing I've ever seen. Basically a perfect inverse correlation between the security of his relationship and the unhingedness of his poasting


AlicesReflexion

I feel like all this sub ever does is complain "omg I hate liberals" "wow, that's such a neoliberal take" So let's get to something productive. The real question: What would you do, to annihilate liberalism, forever?


Cook_0612

the mechanism for liberalisms success is that it favors feedback over control autocracies have control, due to their hierarchies they're insensitive to the wants and wishes of much of their populations which generally give them first mover advantage, whether this is in a military sense, a policy stance, or a cultural one. the downsides are widely discussed on this sub so I won't belabor the point further other than to say that no amount of control allows you to make perfect decisions because you always have imperfect information and by being an autocracy you have less information on your own people than you might otherwise need, which in turn drives you to devote resources inward counterproductively. democracies on the other hand, because they maximize feedback, create iterative loops that allow them to emergently deal with threats or problems given time and mass. this is the magic of democracy, the realization that you do not need to craft a bespoke response to each issue. when democracies fail, it's because they're hit with a black swan event of such severity that it overwhelms the feedback system or the iterative loops get hacked by bad incentives and the system decoheres. to annihilate liberalism you need to annihilate america and america is too large to be destroyed by a black swan event. hence the latter approach. hack the feedback loops so that they return bad data and the system never adapts the way its supposed to. human psychology is fixed by our biology plus some ability to learn. this is a relatively fixed target, since no human will prioritize psychological defense against political attack other than political nerds. in contrast, political attack technology scales with media technology and exploits basic social instincts in people and is deployable en masse. so the basic plan is to exploit the basic fact that no one puts politics high on their hierarchy of needs and flood the space with fake news and exploit any and all social divisions, while discrediting anyone that attempts to use media to counter your attacks. decohere liberalism until it devolves into smaller-order entities which can be defeated in detail or rendered impotent by pressure from autocracies. it's not impossible, liberalism is not a natural state of humanity, tribalism is


AlicesReflexion

So you're telling me we need to flood the zone with shit


ZanyZeke

Make it illegal


AlicesReflexion

China keeps trying to do that. Tell me, again, what good has it done?


BernieMeinhoffGang

Im going to vote for Brandon (its going to destroy liberalism through accelerationism)


BasedTheorem

Outlaw no-fault divorce


[deleted]

Vote for Trump is probably the most effective thing I could do with the least amount of effort.


AlicesReflexion

Hey, uh Remember the last time you voted for Trump??? How did that turn out? Oh, did you go storm the capitol on J6? How exactly did that go? I'm looking for guarantees here.


[deleted]

You still have time to move to Pennsylvania


AlicesReflexion

ew why would you even say that?


Joementum2024

Vote for Donald J. Trump


AlicesReflexion

Don't tell me you believe in all that "electoralism" crap. The deep state has already rigged every single election.


ThiccSidedDice

I would simply have a meaningful and fulfilling relationship, then I would leave the DT forever and liberalism would cease to exist.


GodEmperorNeolibtard

Mission Impossible.


AlicesReflexion

Don't be stupid. Internet is #1, always.


Hugo_Grotius

When I was a kid, whenever the Olympics would come around there would always be these features about how this or that top athlete was a genetic freak. I vividly remember that about Michael Phelps, about how his proportions, hand sizes, ankle angles, etc. all make him a better swimmer than the average human. I assume a lot of this is true for a lot of top athletes (e.g. the world's best sprinters have better fast-twitch muscles). But people mostly talk about sports that a ton of people do in some variety: swimming, running, etc. What about contests that very few people every compete in, that are generally limited to rich people with access (like many winter sports)? How many people are out there with the absolute perfect physical characteristics for ski jump, but who will never touch a pair of skis in their life?


UrbanCentrist

To add to that how many people chose the profession that they would be great at? or even identify them in the first place. Also just because you're good at something doesn't mean you like doing that or willing to make that investment and effort required to reach that level.


JesusPubes

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." -Stephen Jay Gould


ZanyZeke

https://preview.redd.it/wpfz71e2ca5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffff1876862a1c8741f8540c8976931e48e9ffd7 😳


Arse_hull

I went to sleep at 4:30a.m. last night.


WeebFrien

Finding out the compromise of 1877 potentially prevented a second civil war puts the whole β€œending reconstruction was cowardly of Hayes” thing into question for me.


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

Is that true? I think the majority of the occupation was over by the time the compromise was agreed upon.


WeebFrien

Maybe I am misinformed


cdstephens

I’m curious as to what percentage of men who intensely worry about the fertility crisis would be willing to get pregnant if we had the tech.


BernieMeinhoffGang

Men just want to be Gregnant πŸ₯΅


UrbanCentrist

You don't need to go so far. I feel like plenty of people would balk at parenthood even with a willing partner.


Cook_0612

decant humans and have the state raise them I see no downsides, you're literally printing taxpayers


AccessTheMainframe

It's a viable strat in Stellaris


CletusVonIvermectin

this is like a whole subgrouping of gender swap fetishists


ZanyZeke

I’m not worried about the fertility crisis, but I would still get pregnant


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AlicesReflexion

I'd get pregnant if the technology allowed :(


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PolyrythmicSynthJaz

There is an episode of the Blacklist were a pro-choice terrorist forcibly impregnates pro-life Congressmen.


UrbanCentrist

how does that work


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SpaceSheperd

I adore my last name but I'm fairly certain that 'Bonneville' is the best surname ever conceived.