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KesterFox

Coworkers are getting on my nerves again. I'll definitely apply to some jobs this weekend.


KesterFox

Watching my adventures eith superman. It seems already very good


KesterFox

A little too anime-y but none of the gross stuff


bd_one

Really surprised they didn't have that. Watched the first episode and was all "this is Adult Swim, where's the weird violence, gross stuff, or sex?" and then nothing happened.


KesterFox

Yeah i appreciate it


Shot-Letterhead-4787

Just discovered that I, a European nurse responsible for 12 patients each day on my own in a high-risk hospital setting, gets paid the same as an administrative assistant at a Pharmaceuticals company whose task packet is refilling the printers paper and distributing flyers for the company. Like I know socialism isn't the answer but can we please stop paying bullshit jobs made for the children of management this high? Why the fuck did I become a high-responsiblity nurse if I can just fuck around and absolutely not find out in another job.


TipEquivalent933

> She can hear the noise in the stadium, that's affected her but I can say firsthand that having spent a limited time with Korbin she really is a lovely person .. I want the fans to really embrace Korbin because I do think she's a tremendous human being" Be nice to a bigot who doesn't want you to exist is such weak shit


BenFoldsFourLoko

I never really understood the "it's just a persona!" defense of streamer slimeballs and assholes, it never really seemed right and uh, as time goes on evidence mounts that it was never right


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Immigration fears are pushing centrists to the right in the US and Europe](/r/neoliberal/comments/1dpl1m2/immigration_fears_are_pushing_centrists_to_the/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


littlechefdoughnuts

"Oh, and who the fuck are you?" "I'm the guy who builds houses. You must be the other guy."


ZanyZeke

I dread the day Daylio does a redesign Every fucking website and app does it eventually


pfarly

Excuse me sir, I was wondering if you could help me with some directions. I'm told there's a local dining establishment where I'm able to have it *my* way?


_bee_kay_

i've been there and lemme tell you it is no surprise that sinatra sang a song about it


estoyloca43

I’m moving in August but man I still have to endure an entire month of listening to my dad’s transphobic rants πŸ™„πŸ™„ He’s pro-choice and pro-free trade but he also thinks Dems want to cancel rent and legalize crimes.


someguyfromlouisiana

> Dems want to cancel rent and legalize crimes. I'm sorry what Is this standard Fox stuff these days or is this more Info Wars territory?


estoyloca43

No idea. I don’t watch right wing news. Neither does he afaik. Idk where he got those takes from.


TipEquivalent933

I used to watch Sneako's video when he was a dumb teenager who posted dumb videos and low-key he seems like a good kid to me at the time.


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loseniram

My IP take is that the biggest mistake of IP was the US not helping the British retake the Suez. Would have probably prevented the 6 days war which in turn would have largely prevented the current IP situation


someguyfromlouisiana

Do you want to see the Arab states all go full commitment to the USSR outside of the context of Israel and Palestine? Because that's how you get them to fully commit to the USSR.


loseniram

They already did that, why do you think OPEC exists. The Soviets gave the Arab states so many weapons that it actively hurt military readiness. The Soviets gave the Arab states several times the number of vehicles and equipment that they gave to the Vietnamese for the entire Vietnam war, for just the Yom Kippur war alone. Every Arab state was pretty firmly anti-US by the 60s.


someguyfromlouisiana

The thing is that despite close alignment with the USSR, Egypt, for example, was still willing to play both sides officially, leaving a wedge that we could later exploit after they reached detente with Israel. But I can't imagine that having a colonial power still very much present in the region would have done anything but cement them more permanently in the USSR's orbit.


estoyloca43

Both Israel and Palestine have the right to exist. That said, once a Palestinian state is established, I have good reasons to be concerned about the safety of Jews living within its borders


someguyfromlouisiana

Honestly, I would not be in the least bit surprised if the first order of business on either side of the border is to expel Israelis and Palestinians finding themselves in the "wrong" country. But given how things are going, I still think that would be better than whatever the fuck has been going on since the Second Intifada. Even though it will be a terrible crime when and if it happens


someguyfromlouisiana

"After Trump, our turn!" - Far too many people in this country


donquixote25

What is the best way to volunteer when you live a deep blue state?


Fruitofbread

Remote phonebanking:Β https://democrats.org/call-crew/


vivoovix

Prolly text/phone banking?


Roseartcrantz

it'd be cool if you could just go sit at an ER when you're debating between "but chest pain" and "panic attack" and just leave eventually because it's really embarrassing to feel that bad but then wait seven hours with an IV so too late to sneak away and it was the latter


estoyloca43

Real 😭


BenFoldsFourLoko

the anxiety version of safe injection sites?


PolyrythmicSynthJaz

Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we gnome, there are gnome gnomes; there are things we gnome we gnome. We also gnome there are gnome ungnomes; that is to say we gnome there are some things we do not gnome. But there are also ungnome ungnomesβ€”the ones we don't gnome we don't gnome. And if one looks throughout the history of our country and other free countries, it is the latter category that tends to be the difficult ones.


estoyloca43

I swear that the online discourse about the academic job market is dominated by losers. If you only read Reddit, you’d think that 99% of PhD students want an academic job, do multiple postdocs to try to get one, and end up in shit industry jobs. After going to a few visit days, I realized that 95% of PhD students in statistics/applied math want to go into industry from the get go and are planning accordingly. The % of PhD students who want an academic job is higher in economics but almost no one has trouble getting a PhD job in industry if they don’t get one. Idk where this multiple postdocs and underemployed loser trope comes from.


Dodgerfan2224

Reddit is in and of itself a time waster so it attracts a lot of unmotivated people, which is why I think it has so much give me free shit loser attitude. So the people wanting to go to industry are probably working hard to get there and not wasting time on reddit.


chinggatupadre

Enemas to lovers


KitsuneThunder

I’ve found that the easiest way to get engagement with a DT post is to either wormpost, or start an argument


BenFoldsFourLoko

https://media.tenor.com/jTSqUu8bi9oAAAAe/whose-line-fight.png


haasvacado

Pastrami is the king of deli meats and it isnt even close. Fight me.


privatize_the_ssa

I hope democrats win the presidency in 2024 but lose the senate.


LithiumRyanBattery

https://i.redd.it/xcbpxgmnm29d1.gif


Headstar24

Nonsensical stupidity right here.


BenFoldsFourLoko

I hate gridlock -> I will vote split ticket to punish congress for getting nothing done -> nothing gets done -> I hate gridlock -> I will vote split ticket to punish congress for getting nothing done -> nothing gets done -> I hate gridlock -> I will vote split ticket to punish congress for getting nothing done -> nothing gets done -> I hate gridlock


privatize_the_ssa

I don't want democrats to enact most of their policy.


ZanyZeke

We know


vivoovix

And I'm stupid, so that makes two of us


Viego_gaming

lol


WhoModsTheModders

I don't take much of a strong I/P stance except that both have a right to exist... But Israel seems pretty hellbent on destabilizing the region as much as possible right now... It seems like the IDF has become the only tool in the toolbox


someguyfromlouisiana

Well yeah, the Israeli right has been drifting into insanity territory ever since the late 70s when the rest of the body politic decided that maybe existing in a state of perpetual war with Arabs was a bad idea. It's no surprise now that a significant portion of Israelis hate the idea of having any sort of accommodation with Palestinians and are actively trying to make things worse


Average_GrillChad

Lincoln invaded the South for the oil


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Cats are cute https://preview.redd.it/lezcwe59429d1.jpeg?width=2494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70402bc35cb5823979b8910cdcbeb3d588978d7f


ArmoredBunnyPrincess

[Add a trans sex worker to the Dr. Disrespect scandal lmao](https://x.com/leenalovepro/status/1806062646182953281)


BenFoldsFourLoko

doc aside, it's so ick reading *other* people sexting lmao


Cook_0612

Dr. Disrespect is so exactly what you'd expect a mulleted greaseball in the 2020s would be like.


Bruce-the_creepy_guy

https://preview.redd.it/okpwizcd329d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a656de0f96da10f2ac1dcef05d55dad06e2b234


Rekksu

increasingly of the opinion that the MTA should contract multiple operators (perhaps one for each of the IRT, BMT, and IND) who get to collect fares but pay some kind of rent for using MTA infrastructure, with discounts provided for upgrades they perform; the MTA could use its fees to focus entirely on expansion projects not sure if a similar system has been implemented elsewhere in the world, and I'm not sure it's possible to implement this as long as the TWU doesn't want it, but I don't think transit in NYC can continue in its current form !ping USA-NYC


ntbananas

>not sure if a similar system has been implemented Roman Empire tax collectors?


WhoModsTheModders

It's not unheard of (Keolis and the MBTA for instance). Not I don't think it clearly leads to better outcomes More effective would be to bring MTA governance closer to the people who actually use it


Rekksu

the main difference I am proposing is that the private company collects fees and pays the agency for the privilege, instead of the agency hiring them as just an operations contractor additionally, they would have the ability to invest in infrastructure upgrades in exchange for discounts or other incentives the idea is that the relationship becomes more like landlord <-> tenant instead of government agency <-> contractor


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Yogg_for_your_sprog

Port workers threatening strikes right before election is basically how'd I'd expect any corporation with a legal monopoly to act


_bee_kay_

>strikes are coordinated to succeed no way


Yogg_for_your_sprog

Holding democracy hostage, what a noble thing to do


Headstar24

Is it wrong that I find it hard not to be condescending to stupid people when I argue with them over the internet?


Breakdown1738

Kinda miss the days where if you posted a stupid/obvious question you'd get slammed with "look it up" or "let me Google that for you" links. Now if you respond with that you get downvoted to hell.


Headstar24

My mother still does that on Facebook.


AtomAndAether

character flaw


Headstar24

I am cursed with a dislike of people.


ZanyZeke

DTUFON


NotABigChungusBoy

The military industrial complex isnt real lol like dont get me wrong it has the capacity to be evil but i dont buy it, we’re in a peaceful time


janky_dank

Got to The Bear episode with John Cena unfortunately it’s the worst so far. It might have worked if John Cena could tone it down a bit but I don’t think he can


pfarly

I think you're accidentally watching the Fred movie.


SenatorSonGoku

What lolΒ 


NotABigChungusBoy

Putins biggest propaganda win is the US invading Iraq for nebulous reasons, and defaulting to that invasion whenever their blatantly imperalistic wars go on. Like yes the war in Iraq was bad but jt was bad based on justification, Sadaam was bad


vanrough

Nah, not really a propaganda win if the only people you see sharing that point are either naive people or social media trolls.


Dotst

>inb4 "they lied about wmds" They didn't lie they were mistaken, it's a minor difference but one that makes the motivation different


ManicMarine

> They didn't lie they were mistaken Successive layers of both the political and civil service arms of the government took evidence that was suggestive or incomplete and acted as if it were ironclad. This happened because there was a desire on behalf of the administration for it to be true, and the tendency of post 9/11 government to assume the worst. The invasion was absolutely based on lies, the Senate Report on Iraqi WMD Intelligence from 2004 concludes as much. The lie was diffuse, with no one person responsible, but it was due to the nature of the administration and the buck stops with the President.


BATHULK

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


NotABigChungusBoy

yeah i feel like everything about the iraq war being bad is based on shitty reasons bc the iraq war was bad but not for the β€œwar for oil” populist shit


Sir_Digby83

god damn i love garlic.


AtomAndAether

did a vampire not write this


blatant_shill

I didn't realize the debate was tomorrow and I think that is a sign of personal growth for me.


jaydec02

May fuck around and actually improve my life in the 2nd half of 2024 idk


BATHULK

I believe in u


AtomAndAether

what did i mean by this every year


vivoovix

>She initially chose to major in chemistry, before majoring in journalism. We need to stop the shape rotator to wordcel pipeline πŸ˜”


estoyloca43

Unemployable major to another unemployable major pipeline


vivoovix

Margaret Thatcher was not "unemployable" πŸ™„πŸ’…


Average_GrillChad

AIPAC paid my wife $14 million to leave me 😞


AtomAndAether

thats wild considering she'd have done it for free


legible_print

I guess I just wish leftists were more productive and went after real Nazis.


loseniram

Really if you think about it we can blame the ancient Romans for the modern IP conflict


estoyloca43

For all the talk about the CS job market being shit, is there a job market that's not shit right now? Biotech also has massive layoffs and hiring freezes despite having a much lower pay grade than CS. The econ job market allegedly also went to shit after covid. Law school grads have been struggling to find jobs ever since the Great Recession. It seems that all the sectors that are booming now are blue-collar or something like that lol.


Nautalax

I only have a view in nuclear but it seems from my corner that plenty are still being hired in an attempt to replace the massive slug of retirees who recently peaced out and the raises are both steady and generous… I always just scratch my head on the job market thing when people say it but whatever’s valid for them


estoyloca43

The same can be said about pretty much any other white collar job but people are still complaining about the job market being shit.


Zenning3

Its still hard for me to see the cs job market as "shit". People have been saying it was before covid, during covid, and after covid, and I'm sitting here with people I know switching jobs, and recruiters along with old coworkers hounding me to give me work.


estoyloca43

Yeah two friends of mine just got hired by Amazon right out of college. I really don’t think the CS job market is as bad as people make it out to be.


AtomAndAether

>Law school grads have been struggling to find jobs ever since the Great Recession. now you tell me!


PolyrythmicSynthJaz

Spermicide Joe


commander_biden

Yeah, Joseph Stalin's murderous agricultural policies probably killed lots of seeds (σπέρμα) as well as all those people


AlicesReflexion

So did that Kony guy ever get elected or whatever


Roseartcrantz

It's kind of crazy that in all this AI stuff they're not just getting the actor's approval to make these 80 year olds sound 40


Moth-of-Asphodel

People are not ready for the possibility that Biden will do fine at the debate.


legible_print

A sizable portion of our electorate is willing to vote for man who kept state secrets, nuclear and otherwise, in a unsecured closet next to a palette of Diet Coke. This man must be defeated, his ideology destroyed.


chetmcomnom

[someone animated a bit from the DBZ abridged: Dead Zone](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28b1-0VhQt8)


kanagi

https://www.vice.com/en/article/g5vpbx/poland-larp-america-ohio Poles LARPing as trailer park Americans during the 4th of July


IHateTrains123

[Vancouver Mayor Ken Sim explains why he turned a boardroom into a gym](https://vancouversun.com/news/local-news/vancouver-mayor-ken-sim-explains-why-he-turned-a-boardroom-into-a-gym) β€œYou know, other councillors and people in the mayor’s office. Sometimes we host meetings while trying to get some reps in.” Grind never stops πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ !ping Canucks&DYEL


Delareh_

Based


BeingMoist3452

based Ken Sim?


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NotABigChungusBoy

Should Ukraine give up Crimea in exchange for securing the Donbass in a hypothetical peace scenario?


AccessTheMainframe

Not clear Russia would even accept that deal.


NotABigChungusBoy

how would you feel if you didn’t have breakfast


kanagi

Seems unlikely that any peace agreement would involve any substantial change of held territory


WhoModsTheModders

That sounds an awful lot like defending the Donbass again in a decade


jenbanim

Seems like Ukraine's call to make


commander_biden

no


Psshaww

https://i.imgur.com/feOUf46.jpeg !ping WATERCOOLER


Loves_a_big_tongue

I dated a woman doing PhD and it was like reverse employment. She had to find funds for the hospital to justify her work there. Crazy stressful.


jespertjee

I'm so happy I just did a master's and not a PhD


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privatize_the_ssa

Trump is punishment for non electing Romney.


PolyrythmicSynthJaz

>The future belongs to the managing-engineers and the engineering-managers The nine most terrifying words in the English language.


mr_poog

Being loud and wrong is better than being level headed and right by a lot of


AtomAndAether

I wanted to dispute this but my life proves its right


lamphibian

She likes my Musk 😏


privatize_the_ssa

I hate trump because he is a democrat.


estoyloca43

gib low interest rate


WhoModsTheModders

Monkeys paw: deflation


WhoModsTheModders

Brain broke, too much Elden Ring. I mean runaway inflation


AtomAndAether

deflation should lead to low interest rates so it still works


WhoModsTheModders

Maybe I should take advantage of 2 of the top 3 economics programs and take an intro course lol


AtomAndAether

do you want inflation?


estoyloca43

no, I just want cushy tech jobs


Usual-Base7226

We really landed in a weird spot with β€œdear” being the go to way to address a formal written message


KON-DOPA

praying that biden has a good nights sleep. might literally inform US policy for the next decade.


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KON-DOPA

so real


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Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

Magic goolsball, malarkey bot can predict the October surprise


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Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

Malarkey level is the October surprise: 7 - Major escalation in the Middle East conflict 6 - Health episode with Biden 5 - Domestic terrorist attack in a major city 4 - China attacks Taiwan 3 - Trump has a health episode 2 - Russia does something reckless 1 - Major natural disaster Secret: Mount Paektu erupts during a DPRK nuclear test and sprays radioactive dust into the wind towards China


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ZanyZeke

Yellowstone πŸ‘€


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notBroncos1234

The Bear is so good. As someone who runs an abusive workplace and is known for exploding on minimum wage workers for the smallest fault it’s so relatable.


AnglicanEp

So, how do you fix a nation whose people have decided that trying to overthrow democracy in order to cling on to power \*isn't\* enough to disqualify someone from holding the highest office in the land? Are we just cooked?


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

We need a common enemy to attack us


Top_Lime1820

The Ruto administration has been on a clear mission to align itself deeply with the West - more than any other country on the continent. Has your view of Kenya changed over the last few years? If so, how? And what specific actions or decisions has driven that change? What stands out?


Zenning3

I swear the "lump of labor" fallacy seems to crop up everywhere. Ironically, even in violent crime. People think that bringing in more immigrants, even if they are less criminally oriented than the native population intrinsically makes us all less safe since even one murder is a murder that wouldn't have happened if they werent there. But what they miss is that immigrants aren't just bringing murderers, they're also bringing victims. Victims that are far more likely to be victimized than natives. It means that while there are examples of immigrants committing murders on native populations, it is likely the case that murders that would have affected natives will instead be moved to an immigrant, effectively saving the life of a native. Now, this must all sound so incredibly boorish, but frankly, the whole "one murder that could have been prevented by avoiding immigration" might sound sweet until you realize what you're doing is forcing immigrants stay in places they are unsafe in, forcing them to stay in poverty stricken locations, and preventing them from taking part in the greatest nations on earth, all because you suck at math and are too racist to consider an immigrant a person like a native. So you know, if you're going to be an irrational prick making everyone poorer due to your xenophobia, at least acknowledge it isn't about saftey.


jenbanim

So I was at my local Dems meeting today and we had some people there to talk about the importance of supporting unions. I asked about the police officer guild and how to balance protecting workers with being able to reform institutions. The person I asked, who was a government union worker, literally dropped her head to the table in exasperation. The panel gave a decent answer about how the cops had been kicked out of the union union (which I didn't realize existed), but I had 3 people come up to me afterwards to say it was a good question and one guy gave me a fist bump That was a weird experience


zth25

>The person I asked, who was a government union worker, literally dropped her head to the table in exasperation. Is it possible to learn this power?


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

Vibes are shifting.


loseniram

In retrospect they should have put Israel in Madagascar. Would have been way funner.


suship

Who are β€œthey”?


Usual-Base7226

Funnier than the penguins? It’s a busy script as is


Reserved_Trout

Malarkey level of me drinking another cup of coffee at 10:00 p.m?


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Reserved_Trout

LETS FUCKING GOOO I LOVE HAVING AN UNHEALTHY RELIANCE ON A STIMULANT


Cyberhwk

I'd probably make a terrible mod because I'd probably just allow everything.


AtomAndAether

this is exactly why im a terrible mod


WhoModsTheModders

I'm too much of an "I understand where you're coming from or why you said that" kinda person


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

So what new conflicts arise if trump becomes president again? China moves on Taiwan? Iran and the Saudis/Israel get into it more? Ukraine is further consumed by Russia? We invade Mexico or Venezuela?


zth25

Forgotten foreign policy blunder, but Trump had the opportunity for regime change in Venezuela. He was just too lazy and cowered to Putin when he send a flotilla there. A carrier fleet and a strong message of 'accept the election results or else' might have been enough to topple Maduro.


Dalek6450

Venezuela also claims much of Guyana


jenbanim

Meme shared by my local Dems was unfortunately cropped https://i.ibb.co/pLj4Gkq/image.png


chinggatupadre

DOOM DOOM DOOM!!!! *Bashes own head with a crowbar*


AlicesReflexion

>buy "wireless" bra >no Bluetooth or wifi


BATHULK

total bullshit bestie


ThiccSidedDice

5g?


BroadReverse

I swear every time I see a news article about violent crime it’s always someone that did some horrifying shit and was let free. Guy abused a sex worker for 5 days straight and the Canadian justice system decided to let him back into society.Β  Look I get rehabilitation for a teenagers that need guidance but wtf is the Canadian system doing. A grown ass man torturing someone for 5 days isn’t getting any sympathy from any sane person. Idk if im even mad at people for backing the conservatives for suggesting the Non withstanding clause at this point. Here’s another exampleΒ  On Wednesday, Superior Court Justice Susan Himel noted Direk’s voluminous criminal record, withΒ 53 previous convictions, including several for dangerous driving as well as for robbery, assault, drug trafficking and gun charges. His β€œterrible criminal record” and disregard for the law over decades were aggravating factors in his sentence, the judge said. He got only 4 years after killing a girl in a hit and run. This piece of shit is gonna be back in society in 2.Β 


CletusVonIvermectin

DT walking right up to the edge of rule V and staring wistfully into the void tonight


loseniram

Trying to cite Genetic evidence as being Pro or Anti Palestinians actually being converted Jews is both bizarre and not strongly supported by evidence. Genetic evidence says that Jews are Levantine and Palestinians are Levantine with Muslim Palestinians having some Arab genetics. This goes directly in line with the historical records available to us. The Levant is not a bunch of isolated mountain areas there were regular interactions between Levantine peoples from Syria to the edge of Egypt. The Romans genocided about 2/3rds of the Jewish population of Judea and enslaved most Jewish peoples from around Judea after the Jewish Roman wars. We know that there were non-Jewish peoples in Judea and that Levantine people from the neighboring provinces could move to Judea. The Palestinians are largely not the successors of the Ancient Jews they are from other parts of the Levant that moved to Judea after the Romans genocided the Jews or were largely non-Jews that survived the genocide. The modern Jews are successors of the Ancient Jews because the ancient Jews were genocided and enslaved and most of the Jews that survived were the enslaved ones. Literally none of this matters because making land claims based off groups that controlled lands several thousand years ago is stupid. It's like arguing that India owns Iran because most of Irans population was expelled into India by the Mongols in the Middle Ages.


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Zalagan

It's why a two state solution should be the ultimate goal - both Jews and Palestinians should have their own place


loseniram

Same


WhoModsTheModders

What's with the mod revolving door recently? Feels like the past ~3 years there's been a ton of churn


AtomAndAether

The main difference between the recent people and the old way was that instead of just going increasingly inactive we had a handful stop being mods and actually leave their mod powers and still post as users. The "why" is burnout