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Apex predator meets well-intentioned snacks. I'm telling you, sharks have meetings about us, and this is just one of their tricks to score a free meal. Edit: autocorrected "apex" to Alex lol


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Apex predator helps fish


Suzumiyas_Retainer

That's what I thought lol. We're the apex predator, humanity can literally destroy the fucking Earth with the push of a button. Even if we put that aside, we have weapons capable of destroying our enemies continents apart


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Even excluding us, orcas run the seas.


matthewcameron60

How can they run the seas if they don't have legs?


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Same way you’re about to run that nice watch.


BZenMojo

Sharks hate the taste of humans. There are less than 100 shark bites a year on the entire planet. You're way more likely to be killed by jellyfish than sharks. If this shark bit these guys, that would be 5% of all the global shark bites that year.


Laser_toucan

I don't know how true it is but i've read that according to statistics more people die from cows and vending machines than sharks per year.


LavenderDay3544

Vending machines are the real apex predators.


FirstSineOfMadness

Like that anime dude that turned into one of


sloppychachi

That is why I always help push vending machines back into the ocean where they belong


Beacon_Terrier

That's exactly what the sharks want you to think...


infamous2117

The stats are misleading because the interactions between free swimming humans and great whites are rare. When it does happen the chances of the human being chum are probably very high. I don't think anyone can say sharks hate the taste of humans, when they do attack you will be lucky to find a limb leftover, the recent resort footage and the malabar attacks come to mind. Ive seen the uncut malabar footage and that shark keeps coming back until there is nothing left.


DaJix2k5

Tell that to the guy in Egypt who got eaten


W1mpyDaM00ch

How do we know they don't like the taste? At less than 100 shark bites a year I don't think they've really given us a fair sampling.


manwithapedi

You ASK them…duh!


exotics

Maybe sharks hate the taste of humans but you don’t know if you like the taste of someone or not until you have tried to eat some


NotGalenNorAnsel

Great Whites aren't apex, that's Orca. They eat those fishies for fun. Even in a one-on-one it's not even close https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/01/africa/orca-kills-great-white-shark-south-africa-scn/index.html


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That’s a Mako shark


EdTeach999

And a fucking big one! I didn't realize they got that big


rhaegar_tldragon

They’re still considered apex predators.


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knowigot_that808

just be glad he’s not a surfer


4list4r

*”Watch this! I’ll beach myself and they’ll help me back and I’ll see if I can chomp off an arm or a leg.”*


EnderMerser

Sharks do not usually eat humans. They might attack if they think that the human is similar to their usual prey (seals), and even in that case they will let go most of the times, once they realize that they were mistaken. Also, the last thing you should do when you see a shark nearby is panic and thrash around trying to swim away. You would make them see you as prey or make them think that you are injured.


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To be fair, me just walking around normal looks like I'm injured


Andubandu

Good thing you won’t find a shark while walking!


BNestico

So they’re not like the shark meetings in Finding Nemo?


poopmonster_coming

Chomp, bill my arms gone


utrecht1976

![gif](giphy|6Y49Ck6FxF4nS|downsized)


CreateChaos777

Play with fire, they say...


skeezix_ofcourse

Mako.


Straight_Spring9815

That's a mako??? Holy christ blue planet doesn't do them justice for size reference. I've always assumed a mako to be the size of a good yellow fin tuna. Or like a oversized barracuda. (Obviously more girthy)


DJ_HardLogic

Mako sharks are much smaller than great whites, but they are still huge. They can grow up to 12 feet (3.7 meters)


KaizDaddy5

Mako eat good yellow fin tuna (and bluefin, swordfish, etc)


Sss00099

Classy bunch of fellas, real high society diet.


saxonturner

A lot of animal programs fail to translate just how big animals can be. I’m always blown away by things like elephants and tigers in zoos.


ObtuseMeatball

More people need to use the word "girthy".


QuokkaAteMyWallet

Shortfin mako. Fastest shark. This one was dying it beached itself twice another group helped it back in again, and it died shortly after


Heremeoutok

Bro just wanted to die but they kept saving it


BillNyetheblindguy

Not only are they fast they'll practically eat anything even garbage


Waadap

Yep, also, this shark ended up dying shortly after.


flwfisher

Survival of the finnest


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Beautiful shark


camerontylek

It was found a few days later dead in the water.


WangDanglin

“It’s gotta deep throat frank!”


scottishhistorian

I can't help but wonder what the shark was thinking when he stopped thrashing around. I like to imagine it was "okay guys, sorry for trying to kill you, but I've realised I actually need help" because he was just too chill when they dragged him back in.


maximusprime2328

Honestly it probably passed out since it was breathing straight air and exerting all of that energy. That's why when they got it back in it had to be leveled and sit for a second. With fish, when that happens you're supposed to kind of move them back and fourth to get the water in their gills again


LaVidaLeica

(Most) sharks can't breathe in the water when they're sitting still - and why they're always moving. It's called "ram ventilation."


maximusprime2328

That's wild! (Most) sharks swim while they are sleeping. That's crazy! Some do snooze on the ground. Those can push water through their gills while stationary


0nceUpon

Another cool but random fact is that dolphins sleep with half their brain at a time so they can remain vigilant.


Hoplophilia

Same


Maiyku

There’s actually a weird phenomenon where sharks go still when upside down. Described as “trance-like”, they basically just float there. As they are dragging it back into the water, it’s almost completely upside down and if you notice, it basically never moves while it’s orientated this way. It’s not until it finally flips back over, rests a second, that it finally swims away.


Puppy_knife

Prolly coz it was partially drowning. [Not meant to pull sharks backwards in the water](https://www.sharktruth.com/why-sharks-drown-when-pulled-backwards/)


sciguy52

No I think they turned upside down to induce tonic immobility in the shark so they could pull it out without thrashing. You will notice they turn it upright once in the water so it recovers from that and swims.


Katamari_Demacia

Remora be like o shit oh shit


welcomefinside

I didn't know remoras just _stick_ to them even out of water


dmj9

They're homies


cmdixon2

Ride or die


_RedditIsLikeCrack_

**You're gonna need a bigger boat**


RosebudWhip

But not balls.


CHRLZ_IIIM

The boat is for the balls


Heartless-Sage

Helped it back into the sea, but still got the Heck out of the way when it was swimming. That is real respect for nature. Doing our biy while remembering that animals are wild, we can choose to help, but fear and hunger would turn our aid into disaster. Do your bit for nature, but stay safe doing so.


ThanksABunchDad

![gif](giphy|xUA7b3DVGl7ehPISis|downsized)


bullshit__247

Whenever an inspirational speech happens in a movie I tell my kid about deep blue sea. He's sick of it. I'll never change.


BazingaBen

It's my sister's favourite movie!


aNascentOptimist

I appreciated this concise story in three parts. It’s comforting to know some things will never change.


uncultured_swine2099

I love that scene haha


Obamas_Tie

This gif is cut perfectly lmao


WildJoker0069

that shark was so mad it bit the sand, lol. Takes some balls to be in the water long enough to help it to safety, good for them for helping!!


casey12297

Nah, the safest place you can be in this situation is in the water, this shark decided to try land to hunt and I'm not gonna be the dummy caught on land with a shark on the loose


Unnecessaryloongname

he should have fashioned some kind of breathing apparatus out of kelp, it wouldn't have to work for days at a time but maybe an hour hour forty-five would be enough


Sonicboom343

Land sharks are the worst only slightly less annoying than sharknados


casey12297

Yeah but those only happen in Kansas and Missouri, maybe nebraska.


vancityeyes

Made way more stressful by that woman's voice.


MisterSanitation

Yeah seriously I was triggered by that “mom tone” holy shit lol. 


FartPantry

Babe be careful! Thanks for reminding me hun.


FilmmagicianPart2

lol. Babe, that’s a shark. Sharks are dangerous babe. BABE!


TsunamiSurferDude

Hey shutup lady


Gomdok_the_Short

She was probably the wife or mother of one of those guys. You know, someone who loves and cares about him.


DjackMeek

Last time this was posted someone mentioned that Shark is probably doing really poor health wise to have beached itself like that, and very likely died shortly after returning to the ocean. Noble and brave of these guys, but risked their lives to save a fish that was dying anyways. Nature gonna nature.


AffectionateTea9994

this shark did wash up dead pretty soon after— i read that the people trying to help actually dragged it through the sand in a way that made it go into the shark’s gills. if not killing it, definitely making the shark’s condition worse.


Chemical-Actuary1561

It was a few minutes from dying. How could they have made its condition worse?


AffectionateTea9994

so if they had alerted lifeguards and kept the area clear of other ppl the proper procedure would be i think to kinda barrel roll the shark back in to disorient (but not harm) the shark enough to get it back in the water but pulling it backwards in the sand by the tail causes sand to enter the gills and that’s a fatal injury in most cases. so it was worse to interfere tbh


GoldenFox7

Spearfisherman here, that’s a big ass mako shark. I’ve seen probably 100 sharks while in the water diving over the years. Ive had about 6 or them try to taste me. I’ve seen 4 makos, they are 4 of the 6. Fuck makos. But *sigh*, good job guys that was the right thing to do.


West_Data106

Imagine saving that shark, and then finding out some kid had his leg bit off at that beach 20 minutes later.


hmoeslund

That was scary to watch


[deleted]

Yeah respect to them for saving the shark but holy shit they could easily lost an arm or leg with that Mako


SuchAsSeals42

Poor sharky


JiyuKitsune

What was the little black fish chomping on the sharks neck, lol made it look like it was his fault


CreativeUserName709

lol! I spotted that, that mad bastard sticking around! Isn't it one of those 'Remora' fish that eats scraps of food, really surprised to see how commited they are for a free meal lmao


JiyuKitsune

Yeah he was ride or die for that lol And cool name !


kerochan88

They have a symbiotic relationship with sharks, wales, and other larger species. They essentially follow them, and constantly eat the stuff that grows on them. Basically, a living wash cloth!


SetoKeating

It’s those fish that attach themselves and eat the scraps lol He was probably like “goddamn it Bob, I told you take a left at the reef, not a right!”


El_Quirko

Shark: *tries to evolve onto land.* Humans: "Not today, sharky."


MDK1980

Holy shit is that a mako?


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Yes.


bighairyoldnuts

How do those guys even walk with balls that big. Bravo!


SirPoopaLotTheThird

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt8b3UcRAN2b3UY|downsized)


Kicks4meFromyou

That shark lucky he didn’t wash up on the shores of Louisiana, he would’ve been deep fried and seasoned with the hour


RightRightRightSide

The woman shouting, it’s to dangerous, men, fuck that I’m brave 😂


Waadap

WTF is this sentence? Also, *too. Finally, this shark ended up dying shortly after.


j_smittz

*We did it!!* *__OH GOD GET OUT OF THE WATER__*


m00seabuse

"Should we chance encounter again, I'll not be returning the favor." -Shark, probably


challenja

![gif](giphy|d1E1msx7Yw5Ne1Fe|downsized)


Remarkable-Sir-5129

Landshark. (Seriously, good for them...not me..)


Academic_Ad_3751

This is both fascinating while also heart wrenching. Bro is just a shark. Doing shark type shit. All of the sudden...... He's suffocating.


IamNICE124

That’s a killer right there. Legit, that thing is easily a killer. Dude’s have major balls for saving it. Glad they did so safely.


bygtopp

“She left me! I saw her swimming with another shark. Just leave me be. “


YayoJazzYaoi

Next level of stupidity to me. Risking loosing a limb, sepsis and other


jonschaff

This is what happens when you don’t enforce border control: first they beach themselves, then they want our help, next they’ll be coming ashore with baby sharks demanding citizenship!


zoot_boy

Gotta be AUS.


-Reddititis

>Gotta be AUS. Nah. Lady didn't say "mate" at the end of her screeching.


zoot_boy

Fair. Was just guessing based on the bad ass bros swing that shark back into the water. Lol


AcademicPainting23

Nope nope nope. ![gif](giphy|H1YMguVrVeI0Xz5c8v)


Outubrus

This is why men live less.


krismitka

Stupid.


Federal-Difference97

That’s cool & all, but I’m definitely going home right after that bc getting back in that water is gonna be a big fuck no on this side.


MochiSauce101

I’m sure the mother of the child it’ll devour soon will be grateful


Mrpirateguy

This is why women live longer than men


piperasheed

"aaww this looks like a fine place to finally die. I'm tired of humans taking every fish in the sea. Now... I can finaly... rest... EY EY EY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"


Feoress

Maybe he sat there contemplating all the people he ate with regrets


abnormica

I think it's just great that they did that while I sit comfortably land-locked watching it on video.


jaffa3811

Aww look at his little signal fish buddy not abandoning him.


Sea_Pollution2250

That’s a very large mako shark, not a great white. A couple people have noted this and gotten downvoted but they didn’t provide any context. Great white sharks are at or near the top apex predators of fish. Mako sharks don’t get as large, but they get pretty friggin big. “Jaws” was a great white shark, this is a mako. They’re known to be the fastest fish in the ocean, swimming over 45 mph. It’s possible they can go faster, we just haven’t recorded it. Great whites are top tier ocean predators but their top speed has only been recorded at 35 mph. Befittingly, we recently learned that great whites are a prey species for orca whales which can also swim at up to 35 mph. While an orca might be able to angle its approach and cut off a retreating or fleeing mako, the shark has a 10-12 mph advantage. They can flee if needed and avoid conflict. An orca or orca pod can typically track down a great white. Makos are the cheetahs of the see. Great whites are the lions. Orcas are the tigers.


Gomdok_the_Short

Orcas have an intellectual and social advantage as well.


smellyscrote

Aren’t sailfish faster?


Sea_Pollution2250

Apparently, yes. Makos are apparently the fastest shark, and only the 5th fastest fish after black marlin, sailfish, striped marlin, and wahoo.


thegentlenub

The fuck is a "Wahoo" lmao did the zoologist just a catch a fish and scream Wahoo and everyone calls it a Wahoo from now on??


Sea_Pollution2250

Wahoo are pretty cool fish. They’re like a mix between a mackerel and a tuna and can get pretty big (100-150 pounds). They have super sharp teeth and have been known to swim toward the boat when hooked and jump out of the water. I recall at least one unlucky fisherman who died as a result of a wahoo leaping full speed, getting over the transom or rail of the boat and its teeth sliced through his femoral artery. When fishing for them it’s usually recommend to use a steel wire leader as their teeth function like serrated scissors and they can just bite through monofilament and braided fishing line. They’re very tasty. Hawaiians call the fish Ono, which is also the Hawaiian word for delicious, pleasurable, enjoyable, etc. So a good meal would be “so ono.”


bluetriumphantcloud

Getting beached as a shark is kinda like wrapping your car around a telephone pole.


casey12297

![gif](giphy|26vUDboCKnprWMyFa|downsized) This was all I imagined when they grabbed it by the tail, I thought they were about to yeet that shark back home


Virtual-Public-4750

I would be telling this story till my dying day.


Frankensteinnnnn

What are we, why are we doing this?


buzzkiller2u

He'll live to bite another day!


dtuckerhikes

Scorpion and the frog vibes


TreeMaleficent9417

Kick start my shark!


tommyc463

Uh oh better get Mako


Feckgnoggle

I think it's only fair that sharks now repay that good deed by helping a human in distress.


WuzzlesTycoon

Bitch, shut up.


TUPE_pot420

that fucking woman is annoying!!!


Turbo_Man123

Shoulda threw the camera women in with the shark


Jjlred

Good on them. It’s fair to be scared of sharks but ultimately, they still live in the same world as us. The ability to show mercy is what makes us different from other animals.


marzipan07

To borrow from an old expression, the slowest swimmer among them is the brave one.


Tobster_Lobster

I'd say that they are balancing on the thin line between stupidity and bravery while leaning towards the former


AttitudeHeavy9328

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TimeGrifter

Probably has plastic brain


ljwdt90

I mean I consider myself brave and bravery is, I believe, on of the most important attributes to have in any walk of life. It’s something I try to drill into my kids regularly. Especially when it’s for the benefit of others. But fuck that.


guyfromthepicture

Shark kills child 80 meters south...


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many_dongs

It’s almost like nature doesn’t intend for us all to live forever


AsparagusAccurate277

r/maybemaybemaybe


showmeyourkitteeez

Next month, babe becomes a familiar snack


BluebirdLivid

Welp...we know who the main character is now. That guy


Rain-And-Coffee

You’re not yourself when you’re hungry.


Old-Tadpole-2869

I like the lady manager, calling the shots from 50 feet away.


bapsandbuns

All fun and games until someone loses an eye…or leg


TheInfiniteSix

I wouldn’t even save a human that was simultaneously drowning and trying to bite me to death. Ain’t going near a god damn shark.


Beginning-Pen-4913

Nope


MidasTouchedM3

*shark comes back next day for lunch*


[deleted]

How can she stay married to that guy? His balls must take up half of the bed.


Weird-Conflict-3066

Just needs a hug


Deancrypt

Imagine being this shark and going back to the shole and being like , "Ive tried twice now but something keeps pulling me back dunno what it is by I think it's a sign "


starthing76

Smart to have it on its back when dragging it back into the ocean to start. They go into like a trance on their back so no bitey. Of course, once it was upright again, all bets are off.


Human-Magic-Marker

That could have gone sideways way faster than they could have reacted.


miletest

Job done..let's go for a swim


GeorgeStamper

Now that it's done, let's go surfing!


Charming_Geologist32

That last dude is ballsy AF. Everyone else ran. He stayed.


SnarfmasterX

Makos are the meanest


levelologist

nope and nope and also, nope.


Future-Engineering68

shark steaks the whole week


gocougs242

You think that shark remembers that humans helped him or is he just like nah that surfer looks tasty


Elevator-Fun

that was craaaaazy


LucilleAndP

Awesome!!!


Top-Tip7533

I remember when a shark did the same thing for me when I was stranded in the middle of the ocean 🥲


Path70

I've always felt like saving an Apex predator is not the flex that most people think it is.


DependentAdvance8

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pirate_leprechaun

Guys being guys.


WornInShoes

I imagine pulling him backwards probably freaked him out as they will die


anonginiisipmo

The guy holding the shark’s tail is definition of brave. Wow!


Greeneyes-

Yellow cap is definitely gonna get a fucking shark tattoo isn’t he


KodiakDog

Don’t a lot of sharks become kind of “paralyzed” when flipped upside down? If so it makes sense that that one dude kept it upside down until the shark was fully submerged.


ellusiveuser

"Joe, what happened to your foot while on vacation? You try and save a beached shark or something?"


LuckeyCharmzz

Bet some dumbass still got in the water


MonkeyNugetz

Fuck Mako sharks. They’re descendants of sharks that definitely ate someone you’re related to ancestrally. The most aggressive, mandating shark ever created. It’s really nice what these guys did, but I hate that specific species of shark.


HandsomMichael

That one fish want to help


LoSoGreene

Damn that is a loyal symbiotic fish friend that shark has. It was hanging on even out of the water.