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Fuzzy_Reflection8554

The location being so close to the edge of cliff looks like the only outstandingly scary part of this, otherwise it just seems to be a standard rollercoaster. I do feel you though OP since I'm also terrible with rollercoasters in general, but I have seen worse than this


whiteday26

Looks really short.


smartthinkingidiot

That's it?


selfwander8

Wanted to say, that actually looked underwhelming.


DowntownsClown

Reminds me of those one overrated rollercoaster that took an hour of line time This is why I stopped going to amusement parks


slartybartvart

You just need to time it right. Go to LA six flags magic mountain or similar between thanksgiving and Xmas. I was the only person on about 300 rides in a single day.


SpideyWhiplash

Good to know. When I lived in Socal we used to go to Magic Mountain on a Tuesday or Wednesday in the 1980s and it was perfect like a ghost town. Figured those days are over by now.


ValKilmersTherapy

And then just ride Goliath over and over again


slartybartvart

Yep, I did corners x4, middle x3 in pretty much every ride, and more on the big coasters. I quit around 3pm as I was feeling punch drunk. It was really noticeable in the walk back to the car, I couldn't walk straight. Too much of a good thing lol.


Onyxona

All that build up... for the shortest ride ever.


_im_not_the_pope

Title of your sex tape.


whiteday26

Aye. Finally a tape! I thought I wasn't gonna get any.


HumanContinuity

Yeah if you like that you could give me a call šŸ˜‰


LefsaMadMuppet

.. other than prom night.


capn_doofwaffle

Right?!? I've ridden kiddie rides longer than that. What a waste. Nive view tho.


bigmanly1

It was good enough last night....


whenilookinthemirror

It was to a great start, and then it ended.


JonTheFlon

Depends when it was built i suppose. Oblivion at alton towers is just one drop and that's because it was the world's first. It sits right next to the smiler that was built 20 years later and has more inversions than any other rollercoaster in the world.


bitofadikdik

And probably costs something like 30 per ride


hypotheticalhalf

Yeah, that was pretty weak. Scariest coaster I've ever been on, on sheer lack of safety, was the Zippin Pippin at Libertyland in Memphis, TN back in the 80s. It wasn't a big coaster, but it was all wooden, built in the 1910s, and I still don't know how that thing was allowed to operate. You could feel the cars come off the tracks all throughout that ride and were sure you were going to end up smeared on the pavement below. Second scariest was the original Rattler wooden coaster at Six Flags Fiesta Texas back in the early 90s when it first opened, before they retrofitted and upgraded it to an iron track and renamed it the Iron Rattler. Back then that thing sounded like every beam was snapping when you'd fly around corners. It scared the absolute shit out of people. IIRC, it had a "chicken ramp" to the side of the line because one of the big speed turns passed by the waiting area and people would Nope the fuck outta that shit and leave. I remember my mom watching it pass by, she turned around and hit that chicken ramp and said "fuck that shit" and just left us there.


MundaneGazelle5308

Right? Like... yes, I would ride a rollercoaster.


Fooforthought

His basement is flooded


26542654

I'm glad I'm not the only one who snickered at that


Williamsas5

Gave me a chuckle. Does anyone know what he's referring to?


26542654

Like he pissed or shit his pants šŸ¤£


Fooforthought

I donā€™t think it mattersā€¦. Itā€™s just flooded


RapidMan14

Iā€™ve ridden it. Many times. Thereā€™s never a line. The park (Glenwood Adventure Park and Caverns) is a pretty cool place for the little ones. It has a few rides for adults that donā€™t disappoint.


RomaniQueerios

Ah yes, I knew I recognised this! I went before they put this one in (actually, I went exactly 2 weeks before that young girl died falling off the mineshaft drop šŸ™ƒ) but it was still super fun, and very safe. I went on the mineshaft drop myself because I'm a fiend for those, and did the giant swing out over the cliff. I'm hoping they still have this one when I go back!


nixxie1108

More fun than than what comes across on video. The swing is the best ride there tho!


TheMinesYT

Oh, Iā€™ve been there a few times! We always pass through Glenwood Spgs on the way to Aspen from denver.


b1e9t4t1y

Absolutely. Over and over again.


rikwebster

40 seconds of bliss


Medicmanii

Oh hell yeah


aspghost06

I said this audibly lol


hoodetiquettexpert

Me Too!!!


Purple-Bat811

That was short. Not even worth it if there was a long line.


younghorse

If you think riding that would be scary, imagine the people that had to build it.


Sunfurian_Zm

Just a normal rollercoaster. Nice location, tho. If they wouldn't use this ridiculously exaggerated fisheye effect it would also look less intimidating to begin with.


AlreadyReddit999

wasted a minute and a half of my life fuck you


BearsRpeopl2

Where is this?


ColoradoCattleCo

Glenwood Springs colorado


CliffyWiggles_76

Came to make sure someone had the location. Aces my friend. šŸ¤™


BearsRpeopl2

Thank you


Dangerous-Captain496

Looks fun ! I think without seeing the video it would be a big no. But now I want to do it


Creative_Serve_4076

Is this Glenwood Springs?


ratumoko

Absolutely it is Glenwood Adventure Park


DaAndrevodrent

Would I ride this rollercoaster? Yes. Would I want to hear "Oh muh guhd!!11oneeleven" a thousand times during the ride? NOPE.


Economist_Natural

Nope, nope and nope


UnknownMyoux

It is a rollercoaster,not an special one even


2RV7VR5

Does a bear shit in the woods?


Lunndonbridge

Yeah, pretty tame.


ramonarart

no way! can't handle the awful tummy tickle šŸ˜¬


funtxcase

my basements flooded


Jhooper20

Would I? Yes. But could I? Probably not unless they have extra wide seats installed. Not many coasters accommodate tall and fluffy guys like me.


Mindless-Share

Thatā€™s it??


thecementmixer

That was short!


JazzyJumbylumba

yes


Pinkxel

Hell yeah! Might have to go a few times though... kinda short ride.


darumadonut

Without hesitation. Yes!


Geno__Breaker

Not bad, but very short. Though judging by the lifts, this isn't a dedicated amusement park.


Rich-Show3013

That was it!?


feijao_arroz

The only rollercoaster experience that I really panicked, regreted after getting in and almost cried at the climb was the Splash at a 5Ā°C weather. It was as bad as you can imagine afterwards. I had to wait at a bus stop all wet, freezing to death, for a bus home that didn't come. I took off my wet shirt and run home for 40min at night.


Impressive_Drama_377

Not a chance in hellšŸ˜³


Poseidons_Champion

This is in Glenwood Springs, CO! I actually have rode this roller coaster. It beats the hell out of you, haha.


TastesLikeTerror

YEP. that's a FUCK YES nowhere near a nope


IcyStrawberry911

Seriously?!? I about threw up just watching this video. No, nope, no frillin way


DirtyNastyStankoAzzy

same. as someone who doesn't do heights this video was torture fuck that


christhelpme

Is it in China?


Picardknows

O my god stop saying o my god!


Medical-Muscle-7462

The roller coaster in Vegasā€™s New York New York is more interestingā€¦


Spiritual-Bear4495

Not fucking now! I almost shit myself.


CYBERKRYMES

Ooh I call next


Spaceman_Spliff_42

Is this in Glenwood Springs CO?


CliffyWiggles_76

On my bucket list. Used to live a couple of hours from there & still kicking my own ass I didn't go bc now it's an 18 hour drive. šŸ˜ž


DatMiQQa

I have been on it. Itā€™s not the worst ride at this park. Honestly the gondola ride up to the entrance had me more on edge.


DenialNode

Looks very fun


dvrkstar

Oh..... My..... God


EastMeeting33

It's not even that bad, looks quite peaceful actually haha


NavyNICUMurse

4 hour wait for 10 second ride. Haha


Mayiask1

Yes


Key_Ad9852

I have ridden this lol


WatercressUnique1902

Where is this??


EastPlenty518

Really that's it, I was expecting something so much worse, it was over in like 5 seconds


ronomaly

100%


Odd_Assistance_1613

I would!


KuroRyuSama

That's not even that bad. If it was made out of wood, though...


No-Bat-7253

That wasnā€™t so badā€¦.if itā€™s running fine all day Iā€™d ride.


jamarquez1973

I would love to ride that!


Madcadder2018

I did. And it was nuts.


HerbivoreTheGoat

What about this is different to a normal rollercoaster? This is just clickbait


ColdBloodBlazing

Nope. Not even going to watch.


ECHOechoecho_

what is brian griffin doing on it?


BAakhir

Looks fun, I've been on worse drops


Grouchy-Milk-6384

OMG


Alexandratta

That's amazingly cool, also I hate the auto stabilizer here but... eh Looks outstanding


RelicLore

Is that why the camera seemed to spin differently then the tracks would indicate? I thought it looked very weird.


Responsible_Lake_170

HELL. NO. šŸ˜³


NoTrack2140

Definitely


Aoiboshi

Reminds me of the Cannibal in UT


Appropriate-Grass986

Probably


Human-Compote-2542

Thatā€™s a big fuck no for me


Wise_Crayon

I feel like puking, and I'm just watching it through a screen


Jawz050987

That looks insanely fun lol


No_Head_2746

Iā€™ve been on the tallest roller coaster in the world, I think I could handle it.


KittieLunatic

Pretty sure I had a dream like this once lol


Mighty_ShoePrint

The title got me all hyped up for some crazy rollercoaster only to be disappointed. Climbing the first hill was the longest part of the ride.


spider_84

Curious... do you have to hold onto the handles on roller coasters or can you hold up your hands the whole time?


black_king_13

Without a doubt


Rags2Rickius

Itā€™s a roller coaster?


whenisnowthen

The flamboyant announcement "My basement's flooded" at 1:10 was something I did not enjoy hearing.


Bigwoodybird

Oh yeah


ComfortableAd3747

"my basement's flooded," love it


idiveindumpsters

This will give you the most intense natural high that you would want to do it over and over again just to feel it again.


757Posher

Griffon at BG is way more intense than that.


Wild_Bill

Not even gonna watch the video.


SloanMamba21

Childā€™s play


countcraig

Oh cool, I'll be there in a couple weeks


No-Eye-9491

Obviously not


MellyKidd

Bruh. No. I have such a sensitivity to vertigo I black out on down escalators. šŸ˜‚


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Am I missing something? This is just a pretty mild roller coaster. Also, the kid coaster in the sesame street section of Busch gardens lasts longer.


MegaMom75

YES YES YES!!


MegaMom75

I hate when coasters are like this.


BoobilsMcMoose

r/contagiouslaughter


Rs-Travis

Looks pretty tame. So, yes.


BaseballScared8630

Never. I hate any rollercoaster, tho.


StayAntique7724

No No No thank you


DiekeDrake

Hah EZ. Looks fun!


Adventurous-Share-83

This is something out of RCT


coffeequeen0523

Just did. Fun ride! šŸ‘ Great video.


krishutchison

It depends on where it is and who owns it. I want it to be well maintained and part of a corporation that is very worried about lawsuits and bad press.


AlexDuChat

Yup looks fun


SavageRussian21

Need more height on that drop. After all, the velocity (and the fun of the roller coaster), is just a function of the potential energy you put into it at the beginning. Need more height for that sweet sweet potential energy.


XzyzZ_ZyxxZ

many many times yes


ProfessionalStorm626

Fonal Destination 3


QueenCobra91

ill ride it when TƜV says its good


ttc67

Why not, but it's short af.


Wise_Ad_253

Itā€™s pretty out there.


Timerror

Pretty sure this was filmed with a 360 camera and I think you lose alot of the excitement when the vera doesn't go around in the corkscrews and such


JohnDeanSings

Excelerator?


ovine_aviation

Terrible camera work and the field of view seems very narrow to add height maybe? Pretty average roller coaster all the same. Not sure I get this one.


brad-schmidt

Is he cumming??


manamoungstmuff

Glenwood!


LadyRavenWood

This looks sped up


drkstlth01

Imagine designing and building that, you're in charge, go!


Fun-Fun-9967

not for all the wide green world


Cool_Business_3872

Absolutely


mzzchief

My life is plenty exciting, I'm very grateful to be alive. I don't need to induce fear of eminent death and subject my body to g-force while strapped down in a wheeled metal cage to appreciate it. Each to his own. But this is a nope for me.


Cooperthedog88

Way too short


LambCHOP6988

Between my irrational fear of roller coasters, and my growing fear of heights, FUCK NO!


STRUGGLING_TO_REMAIN

We have one of these inverted drops on a ride at Six Flags Fiesta Texas in San Antonio. It's the best roller coaster I've ever ridden. Smooth ride and that drop will make you "oh shit" every time.


Mattman425

Reminded me of Fruit Stripe gum.


Lauriemfs

I would have road that coaster, but neck surgery doesn't aloud me to.


footlettucefungus

I mean, it's a bit short, no?


Bound_by_physics

Thatā€™s both a fuck and a no from me! šŸ˜‚


Islander6793

I was shaking and nauseous after 2 seconds. I suffer so badly with vertigo that if I watched more, it would likely trigger a panic attack.... A definite NOPE from me!


DallasSTB

fuckin A, Iā€™d ride it!


OldSkoolKool666

HARDDDDDDD FUKINNNNN NOOO


Critonurmom

Looks amazing


dinomoni

I would love to get on that.. but it's so short.. šŸ˜” I rode the one at Abu Dhabi Ferrari world, that one was epic.


Kauazinho_City

Hello Neighborā€™s Neighbor trail


DS_StlyusInMyUrethra

That was the shortest roller coaster ride Iā€™ve ever seen. Iā€™ve done worse irl.


Routine-Horse-1419

It's too short but I'd absolutely ride it!!! WOW!!


SparklingCigarz

So exciting but, I don't really think I can ride on it


1andOnlyMaverick

Not for a million dollars lol.


Clearlybeerly

I'm usually judge men harshly that scream like little girls (yes, I'm a toxic man, deal with it), but will make an exception in this case.