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jackvaku

How many pallets you reckon? Just looked up the price they are between £5 and £15 pounds each. So let's say a fiver each pallet on average. Estimations? 😄 Edit: hacker news put the 2021 Larne bonfire ar 17,000 pallets. That's an £85,000 bonfire right there. Minus the Labour 😅


BradJeffersonian

Too rich for my pallet


chimpdoctor

They certainly didn't pay for them the robbing wee ....


Taken_Abroad_Book

The blue pallets are leased, they're all owned by the company Chep. Every last one is stolen.


Bored_of_Jay_Dee

Well they shoulda painted em green. Their own fault really.


Taken_Abroad_Book

Billy, thems fenian pallets wtf did you bring them for. Go get the blue and red wans


Venerable_dread

"Fenian pallets" killed me there 🤣


weenusdifficulthouse

Don't they put plenty of green on the thing before they set it alight anyway? I assume tricolour pallets would be grabbed preferentially, if they existed.


Denalin

Maybe they should be orange.


Llamafiddler

Then again, they have to be replaced so maybe keeping them blue is better for business.


space_jiblets

Yeah and chep pallets probably worth more than 15 quid


tinytdawg

Think they’re around £25 each at the minute


Move-Primary

I had an Uncle who was very republican who ran a pallet company up until about 2005. He told me every July the lads came looking pallets and it was basically hand over a lorry load of them or else. 


chimpdoctor

Sounds about the size of it. A lovely bunch of lads id imagine.


bruh_123456

Like they just stole them? (Im a foreigner so Im out of the loop regarding this matter)


Dwashelle

They'd threaten and intimidate him into giving them the pallets. They're all stolen.


bruh_123456

Man, what a bunch of dickbags


Radiant_Gain_3407

Why would they pay when they can steal? You think this is a friendly cross community event run by the nicest possible people?


bruh_123456

That's why I stated that I was a foreigner, until a couple of hours ago I had no idea what this was and didn't realize what these pelple were up to, but after having read the wikipedia article, watching a youtube video from vice and reading a online newspaper article, Im relatively informed


git_tae_fuck

Fair play on the research! "What a bunch of dickbags," your first take, was fairly spot on, but care to share your thoughts now?


bruh_123456

It's all a bit silly, innit? Nah, but for real, I think it's sad and pathetic that they turned an innocent ritual like the midsummer fire into what is most often a grand display of hatred and basically calling for genocide ("Kill all Taigs"). Simultaneously poluting by burning treated wood, often stealing to gather the pallets, creating fire hazards that can hit people and buildings and just intimidating (or at least trying to) the catholics/nationalists. Now, I originally wrote another paragraph, but I deleted it, because I think it's best to end here, as it seems to me that the situation between nationalists/catholics and loyalists/protestants is quite complicated for the most part and I don't wanna comment too much on something I don't fully understand.


UnfeteredOne

The councils allowing this?


mathen

Not only are they allowing it but they are giving money to the local terrorist representatives to try to stop them doing illegal things


Iamburnsey

Them cowards would think twice about saying something, the gobshites are probably helping them!


Gareth79

I've seen the occasional news story where they get it moved. Often if it's near houses they'll board up the houses and move the people away for a few days. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-40567287


Dwashelle

That is fuckin mental, all stolen as well.


Smashedavoandbacon

No matter what numbers I punch into the calculator it always equals 1690


marquess_rostrevor

Come on down to Pallet ~~Paddy's~~ Paul's, we've got all your burning desires in one place!


Dorkseid1687

Hey look being a pathetic loyalist isn’t cheap


Tiny-Poet-1888

The Larne skydiving club


Silent-Detail4419

No Côte d'Ivoire flegs on it yet..?


mikeno1lufc

Drogba out!!


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Revolutionary_Gap150

curious outsider questions... How the hell do these fires not cause damage to the nearby homes? How close can one stand and observe a fire this size? Are roads closed? How much hassle or hazard does the resulting smoke cause to the surrounding communities? Lastly, how many a year are injured in the building and burning of these ridiculous things?


KingOfTheMoanAge

1. yes 2. stay away 3.a lot, and damage to taxpayer money 4. not enough to deter them


dzeil

If you want a genuine answers on this bonfire specifically. 1. The closest houses board up windows to play safe however none have ever caught fire in my lifetime, fire department is on standby and occasionally waters the roofs of nearest buildings. 2. A lot closer than you'd think, think around 1/3 of a football pitch away and it's taped around so you can't get closer. Roads are not closed however thankfully in recent years it's turned into a family event and removed all effigies and flags so every community is welcome to join so only the main road closed to allow for entertainment and emergency vehicles (bumper cars, fun fairs, food stands, and a live DJ street party near the end) however you used to be able to drive by 3. In my lifetime there hasn't been any hassle or hazard as a result of smoke itself or at least none that I've ever heard from locals 4. None on building this one specifically that I'm aware of as they use cranes and harnesses when building, however a builder did get minor burn injures 5+ years back when lighting it.


-aLonelyImpulse

Pretty sure a fella died falling from a bonfire in Larne in 2022. Wasn't this one -- think it was the Antiville one. Still shocks me that it doesn't happen more often when you see the size of these things.


denk2mit

There’s no hassle because they’re giant symbols to those of a different cultural persuasion to stay away. Nothing keeps the neighbours in their place like a hate fire with the words ‘kill all Catholics’ written on the side of it


Pre_spective

Thinking about the time, money and effort that could go into making NI a better place spent on giant fires.


Z3r0sama2017

Loyalists:But if NI was made a better place the Fenians would also benefit.


Throwawaythrobnob

And here’s me worrying about the 1g of carbon it costs to send an email.


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N0lAnS_DiC_piX

Genuine question. Are there any hardcore loyalist environmentalists willing to speak up. Where do you stand on this sort of stuff? Do you compromise your loyalism for environmental reasons? Or compromise your environmental principles for your loyalism?


Sad_Presentation3462

>Are there any hardcore loyalist environmentalists Lmao are there fuck


Tam_The_Third

"hardcore loyalist environmentalist" is the funniest fucking thing I've read today, well done 👍


maccathesaint

I would like that to be added as a flair on this sub lol


the_0tternaut

They don't even believe in evolution.


AgreeableNature484

Respect, hardcore loyalist environmentalists. Be seen, wear Green kinda thing?


Nearly-Shat-A-Brick

That made me laugh more than it should have.


Dingusrev

Remember. This is just ONE. Fucking mongs wrecking the place. Fuck me just make it like a World Cup or something. Every 4 years. …


Quivering_Codpiece

AAAAAGGGHHHH!!! FUCK YOU!! AND FUCK DA CATLICKS!!!! AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! FOIA!!!!


theaulddub1

Can't get my head around why? Literally everybody on the planet could do it but don't because it's so stupid and dangerous and Literally destroys where you live. Don't like using the word but nothing else fits the bill like retarded


Yrvaa

Imagine if, instead of a pallet tower, they would build a 4 floor block. Each year, from citizen money. It could house the homeless, people in abusive relationships leaving the household, social cases etc. In time, as more blocks would go up, some could even be sold to private owners, thus lowering the requirement for housing. It doesn't have to be 1000 blocks, just 1-2 per year. At 4 floors with like 10 apartments per floor, that's 40 apartments, say 1-2 people per each, that's 60-80 people off the streets yearly. Out of donations.


Steamrolled777

build that, and then set it on fire?


Yrvaa

It could have gas heating, so you'd have your own mini-fire that you can light whenever you want inside.


variety_weasel

Well, yeah, they're cafflic homeless


AgreeableNature484

You want to burn the homeless?


Irishuser2022

Built with bigotry


Craic_dealer90

The environmental carbon impact of these bonfires must be measured- that and the lung capacity of the attendees


the-1-that-got-away

brain capacity


Elementus94

This is triggering my fear of heights.


yieldbetter

A lovely big spectacle of hatred


Taken_Abroad_Book

All those stolen Chep pallets. Thousands of pounds worth of stolen goods, and it's normal.


scrollsawer

Chep should should paint the union jack on their pallets, then the loyalists wouldn't burn them.


Glutamineamineamine

Looks like a sidequest in ratchet n clank


CocoPopsKid

Got a good chuckle out of that, nice one 😂


WZSoldier

Imagine they put this amount of effort in to something productive.


OneWhoWaits

Knuckle draggers


esquiresque

If only they made the same effort building bridges.


vennxd

Or furthering their education. Pfffff


New-Database2611

A bit daft, isn't it?


Ingbeert

It's amazing to me that this is literally the most and only organised thing NI can do.


Constant-Section8375

This is exactly like when i fall off a cliff in a dream


HansGruberLove

This is way too relatable...! 🤣 I'm defo going to be having that recurring dream again tonight 😭


irishtemp

Such an unbelievable waste of materials, not to mention the toxicity of it.


Final_Equivalent_243

They need to release extra toxins into the surrounding area once a year to make sure they can kill off any brain cells that might lead someone to believe maybe they should do something more productive with their lives


awood20

Times how many bonfires. It needs to be banned or replaced with something else


Llamafiddler

Councils should be putting a stop to this madness.


rEmEmBeR-tHe-tReMoLo

Imagine if they put just 5% as much effort into their actual fucking lives.


AdDry5595

As a former factory worker, makes me a little sad to see all those pallets sacrificed.


Lost_Pantheon

Every year it gets more and more phallic... *Not that there's a anything wrong with that*, love a good phallus myself. William of Orange himself would be proud, I think.


thepazzo

I read Billy's was like a little button mushroom


Bumblebee-Ok

Seriously though having this as a culture is just sad


notthefullsoda

Totally


lvnlrg831

So that is where all the missing CHEP pallets are.


Teddy2100

And the LPR pallets


StevenKatz3

Good thing I switched to reusable bags so shit like this can take place


tarajackie

The Annual Ulster Space Rocket never takes off


thepazzo

Are there any environmental laws?


PresentDangers

“If the paramilitaries own the bonfire, then they own the community. And when they own the community, they control the sale of drugs." https://m.sundayworld.com/news/irish-news/loyalist-behind-worlds-largest-bonfire-bid-says-group-have-already-spent-33k-on-pallets/a1683747406.html


Dramatic_Plant_4242

Aww bet you feel right tall on the top of that. All that effort and London still doesn’t give two sh-ts about you 😂😂


willie_caine

They don't even know the bonfires exist.


Fr-FintanStack

Cringe


MustBeDem

Would have been much nicer as Trees


72dk72

What a waste of good wood that could be reused.


KingOfTheMoanAge

they were likely being used, before they were stolen, i mean theyre pallets like.


ahhwhoosh

Don’t know why this popped into my feed. Maybe propaganda to guarantee I never visit Northern Ireland ever


Donaldson27

There's good parts and bad, just like anywhere, our 5% of lunatics are loud.


ahhwhoosh

I’m sure you’re right there. I only know one person from NI and he’s an absolute diamond and speaks highly of his home town.


TAAB1972

Everything that’s fucked up about NI perfectly encapsulated in a 37 second video clip.


steadfastsurvivor

I could not work on that my legs would be jelly


IsThereAnythingLeft-

Dw most of these idiots don’t work


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Wonder how many of the builders are down the doctors every three months for a sick line to keep their dole/dla claims going 😂


mttsmth

Chep aren’t going to be happy


ConcertLatter993

These people make Northern Ireland a thoroughly depressing country. The whole world looks at this and sees nothing but environmental damage and a waste of perfectly good pallets. All these degenerates see is Kulture and Flegs. Imagine if they put their time and effort into something constructive instead.


Dingusrev

‘If they’d brains they wouldn’t be dangerous ‘


Stokesysonfire

Is CJ Auditing there to check the health and safety?


dopefox38

The literal height of stupidity.


tomorrowlieswest

as a catholic living around the corner, ugh


vague_intentionally_

A literal pile of bigoted terrorist crap.


laj85

I moved to NI on July 10th having not physically been to view the house I was moving into, turned the corner on moving day to see one of these looming over me and wondered what the fuck I'd done. Loved the place though.


Portal_Jumper125

If I moved into an area and seen one of these every year, I would be genuinely concerned


IsThereAnythingLeft-

A long way to find some brains about there too


Sitonyourhandsnclap

I say this every year, but try building something on your own property even though its safe but has no planning and the authorities will show no leniency. Yet this health and safety abomination,  yea work away lads and don't worry about cleaning it up we'll have the council.guys round in the morning yous just sleep off your hangovers 


AT_Oscar

The smoke pollution will be great. 🫡


GenerallyGoodCraic

What an absolute eyesore.


notthefullsoda

It is Larne


Sindy51

The ultimate community carcinogenic accelerator.


Shenloanne

All this to get burned...


shatnersgirdles

I hope another complete and utter spastic doesn’t fall off it and die again this year.


M_Buske

What a fucking waste of time and wood


Dwashelle

Stupid arseholes.


BredaCrow

Where's a strong wind when you need one...


Few_Tip869

Possibly a stupid question but how do they get up and down from the top during building?


OkAbility2056

A crane or one of those construction lifts. If you turn the sound on, you can hear it


surrevival

Catapult.


willie_caine

*Twatapult


johnintyrone

Not a long way down at all. You are right at the bottom.


Euphoric-Willow3270

So where does Edward Woodward go?


nyoknyak50

Idiots at it again


NinjaSquads

There’s a lot of treated wood on that pile. Lots of chemicals burning…


gibgod

Fucking pathetic nutters.


Bladebuuny

While you planks build fires the rest of us are in university


nappy101

Economically inactive people building a structure which will cost the economy millions in policing. Probably not the best use of our resources


irish_chatterbox

What's the pallets sticking out for? Anyone willing to stand on top of that and work away without a safety harness is stupid


Careful-Range7028

Theyre sticking out for anyone climbing it with a harness at that height to have a rest and to find their bearings.


blobb63

I believe they're for a wee break on your way up or down, so the whole time isn't spent climbing. Health and safety and all that.


athenry2

It’s that wonderful time of year when the bonfire builders come out of hibernation 😂😂😂 nearly pissed myself when I heard that term coined!!! Cannot believe such fire are still allowed happen. Only in the North you could do that. Nevermind burning tricolours and poster etc. just building that alone. No way you would be let. Never mind burning it. Actually if I rang up a crane company and asked to hire one to build it, they would tell me the jog on.😂


ADT06

Literally don’t get this… contributes nothing, tens of thousands up in flames


EmbarrassedBasil1384

As an English person I find this bullshit draconian, embarrassing, pathetic, and a waste of tax payers money. Talk about living in the past…


_Jables

I'm curious to see as an Australian if this year's edition of hatred will be aimed at your own, or towards Ivory coast? Or maybe India will get a special mention this year?!


Prize_Mycologist1870

how very backward.


Equivalent_Two_2163

Fkn state of this. A big bigot bonfire. Nothing to celebrate here.


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pokeraladin1

The fire of hate..


NaveTheFirst

Eugh


NoNeedleworker5437

Imagine if you put one tenth of this effort into getting an education.


Ok-Skirt6974

Saddos. Pollution. Celebrating William of Orange. 90% of them couldn’t point out where he came from on a map.


Portal_Jumper125

I've seen so many oblivious to the fact he was **Dutch** and not **British**


ItsKingDx3

Would be a terrible place to have a fall… “Don’t play with fire” n all that


WhatsThatOnUrPretzel

Bit silly when everything points to a unified Ireland in the future.


Matt4669

Small dick energy, they’re compensating for something


Dingusrev

More lack of brains than cock skin. Just fucking idiots and nothing more. What can ya do.


Admirable-Salary-803

Frigg I could get a fortune for those pallets.


Effective-Ad-6460

Widden Pallets


SenseRealistic1728

Do a flip


CrrazyCarl

"a bonfire" 🤔


iphonedyou

And here I am using a pallet to build a bug hotel for the garden with my four year old.


Substantial-Ad-9872

Upcyclers in tears!


ScorpionBob

That’s not a bonfire!! That’s a signal fire for the moon!!


lullabell1986

Wow! 😲


Possible-Royal-7640

Lookin forward to seeing more flaming human torches this year.


ThundercatEcosse

Do us all a favor and jump.


Ricerat

Regardless of my opinions on bonfires that's fuckin impressive


yourboiiconquest

A yeah the overcompensater


turquoise2j

I honestly wouldn't care how much they cost, how big they are, who builds them etc etc IF they weren't sending a mountain of dust, smoke and crap into the good country air Pallet builder A visits the GP a few years later "lung cancer is it? Sure I never smoked in ma life"


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No_Nothing_8750

Kids in Liverpool on bonfire night build a small bonfire then the police and fire service turn up and put it out. How are these fucking idiots allowed to build this? It is obscene.


Dyvanna

Cult-ure


No_Nothing_8750

Fuck culture.


jlpw

To think this shits still going on in this day and age, no wonder the world thinks the countries backwards


AdvancedJicama7375

Pathetic use of time and money


HeWasDeadAllAlong

>it's a long way down You couldn't get any lower, kid


misterbozack

Scum


Rockfrog70

Mental. Just......mental.


flamedown12

Reminds me of Gandalf trapped in Saraumans tower, know which one I would rather be on


AonghusMacKilkenny

How early in the year do these pallets start "going missing" ?


_mil0_o

Do a flip!


TantricTornado

Them pallets be toxic af when burnt 🤮


BobaddyBobaddy

It’s like the Tower of Babel, but for dumb cunts.