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CumSmuggler3649

Epic Rap battle of history


Aggravating-Exit-660

“You suck” “No u” x5000


Or1Guy_24

"because you're the sucker, you're the loser" 😡


Weary857

“Well you’re the worst president ever!”


Friezaii69

“You had sex with a porn star”


Weary857

“No I didn’t!”


Thebigdog79

“Yuh uh!”


frogsarelife2

“Nuh uh!”


Naked-Jedi

"That's not what the teleprompter says"


phsuggestions

I know you are but what am I?


Stankydankymemes

“You suck at golf.”


The_Real_Limbo

Drake and Kendrick beef be like:


N1CET1M

Who won!!?! Who’s next??!??!


epigrammartist

You decide! Seriously, vote.


User14User14User14

And Trump got a weird case why is he around?


Hammered-snail

Certified felonies certified candidates


Alexsebeni12345

Wop Wop Wop Wop Wop


Zxilo

WHITE GUY VERSUSSS ORANGE BABYYYYYY


LilG1984

"Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy Joe!" "Convicted felon!" "They call me Bigly T! They let me grab them by the pussy!" "Shut up man!"


Accomplished_Aioli19

These are the finest 2 men in the United States. The finest the country has to offer! There was no one else!


Aggravating-Exit-660

No one!! Not even that other guy


Accomplished_Aioli19

Especially not him.


Toilet_Rim_Tim

I heard he picks his nose ....


Auspicious_BayRum

Anyone who votes for that other guy will make one of the former two win, so don’t do it! (As if one of the former two wouldn’t win anyway)


Usermeme2018

He plays with his pet worm 🐛


Girafferage

You don't want your pets to get bored. Are you a monster?


NightSocks302

This is the biggest insult made to the us


Accomplished_Aioli19

Yeah 😮‍💨 it's a running joke that just won't end. It's like... Okaaayyyy this was funny for 4 days in 2016, it became criminally fucked up in 2020 and it's batshit insane in 2024. New politicians! No legacy, or nepotism. 263 the roster and start new! Gogogo


Caosin36

the running joke just fell down


Mantree91

And now it can't get up. The running joke dosnt know where it would be without life alert.


Caterpillar_3406

If these are our finest I don't even wanna begin to comprehend our worst.


Accomplished_Aioli19

The thing is... I'm trying to think of some really good celebrities to make an upside down joke kinda thing, but I'm drawing a blank... Are there no honest, well meaning celebrities out there? I think they might all be evil.. Fuck it, Mrs Johnson, that bitch donated her life savings to help children in Flynt, Michigan. Devil woman. (Haha funeeeee)🤦🏻


astasodope

Dolly Parton seems to be not so problematic, unless I've missed something.


Accomplished_Aioli19

Hmmm... And she's got a voice as magical as her ample bosom. You've found our angel.


Equal-Click751

What about Keanu Reeves?


ImMyBiggestFan

Can’t, he is one of ours (Canadian). I would suggest Jack Black


Naked-Jedi

Dionysius in disguise. I'm not American, but I know you can't let Jack be president unless Kyle joins him. They could lead as Two Kings.


Nervous-Masterpiece4

Dumb and dumber was an okay movie. Old and older just doesn’t have the same appeal.


Omega_Xero

Grumpy Old Men; Redux


boiifudont-

Saiki K! Why don't *you* become the president of the United States?


Accomplished_Aioli19

Ugh, too much effort. So many people. Plus if my brother can make me a limiter, someone at the DoD will definitely be able to mitigate my powers with some device. I can't take that chance. Plus I'm Japanese, so there's that.


Alarmed_Shoulder_386

really the cream of the crop of the american public!!


AsherSparky

There should be a limit on President age


dexterwasaham

I wish you couldn't run for office if you were over the average retirement age/ if you won't live long enough to deal with the consequences of your actions.


ElkPurple9882

Agreed Like 55 or something We need a leader who can actually comprehend that they are the president


cantrusthestory

I would make it 60


ElkPurple9882

What makes 60 a better age limit than 55?


MillenialApathy

The rapid advances of modern medicine we can expect to put pressure on lower limits in the not too distant future.


ElkPurple9882

Valid I've reconsidered. I think that we should make the age limit 69 years old. This leaves plenty of room for extra "youth" thanks to medical advancements, and is a really nice number.


wereplant

>and is a really nice number. Even aside from the fact that it's a NICE number, I'd absolutely be alright with an age limit of 69.


phsuggestions

Nice


potatopierogie

Little known fact, there actually is a current age limit for the presidency: 420


alligator_88

Nice


Haunting_Lime308

I mean, commercial pilots are allowed to fly until 65. If they can do that, I think most people would be cognizant enough at 65 to understand their responsibilities as president. Plus, you can't even run until you're 35, so 55 would only be 4 or 5 chances, and Trump is already on his 3rd nomination.


Specialist-Size9368

Commercial pilots are required to have a certain amount of rest before a flight. They are only allowed to work so much. Presidents can run for weeks on little sleep if there is an ongoing crises. The world doesn't stop to make sure they hit their 8 hours every night.


whistlepig4life

That’s way too young. The age restriction should be what the standard for retirement is based on social security. Cap it at 72. I’d be fine with 65 or 68 to be quite honest. But anyone over 70 literally should be enjoying the rest of their life in retirement.


Own_Aardvark8373

A 55-year-old person is too young to be limited to that age of acting as a politician. In fact, it is an average age among presidents. There is more than 25 years difference between Biden and a 55-year-old person. If there has to be an age limit it should be 70 and up, I would say 75. The mental health of each candidate could also be evaluated.


Inadover

75 years is already too old imo. As somebody else said, a president should be young enough to live the consequences of their own politics, plus, 75 is already quite an advanced age for any sort of work. Around 60 would be fine.


Argnir

How about stop voting for old people in primaries knowing they're old if they don't want old people as candidates?


Minimum_Maybe_8103

When I think UK politics has gone to shit, I look across the water. It doesn't help. We're all fucked.


lifesseason

Australian chiming in, we aren’t doing much better either.


Tight-Lobster4054

Spain's clown show is something else. We don't even notice how stupid it is anymore because we lack a normalcy benchmark.


Aus_guy87

Can confirm, it’s pretty lousy here too


Hans_Rau

You think so? My country became the butthole of the European continent. A pariah state with a goddamn fat toad (Orban) ruling it and brainwashing just enough people to keep him in power while divinding the rest of us. And the EU lets this garbage be the current president of the council for the next 6 months. This shitshow could only be worse if putain himself were to take over presidency...


I_Am_A_Thermos

annoying orange vs minecraft skeleton with no AI


angus22proe

Underrated comment


ElkPurple9882

🤣


Vdov_1

Two 70+ year old grandpas debate over who should be the president of USA instead of sitting in a retirement home like they're supposed to.


TheScienceNerd100

Tbf according to CEOs and the top 1%, they are in ripe working age and have 20 more years until retirement


frankenstoin

Tbf one should be in prison permanently.


hoglar

I hate the two party system.


PoliticalShrapnel

Well I believe I'll vote for a third party candidate. Go ahead... throw your vote away!


mediumokra

It makes no difference which one of us you vote for, either way your planet is doomed. DOOMED!


Prestigious_Tear_576

Agreed. At minimum presidential candidates should be required to pass an unbiased mental competence examination, especially at an age where mental/cognitive decline is statistically likely


Prestigious_Tear_576

Also fuck the two party system


X-tra-thicc

HELL YEAH BROTHER SPIT YO SHIT


A_McLawliet

Facts, my brother! Spit your shit indeed!1!1!1


Joshau-k

I passed 2, infact I scored 120%. No one has ever scored that high before, ever!


MattGeddon

The test taker had to call his friends into the room to show them my score, believe me! They told me this proves it, that I’m the smartest man in the country.


IHeartBadCode

Nah, I think we should just put a hard age limit call it done. Congress, you've got to 55. President, 60. Justices, 65. The end, no need for iffy tests where we debate endlessly the veracity of the test given. Nope, completely by number of times you've been around the sun.


FlashMcSuave

55 I think is a tad ageist and too young. But 65 would work I think.


SheepBlubber

Exactly tests would just result in screaming matches about how they aren’t fair, but but he got xyz and i got abc, he said she said, blah blah etc etc. Hard limits. Once you reach the limit you get to finish your current term and then you are done.


Organic_Cress_2696

REALLY OLD MAN vs SEVERELY OLD MAN


Spat1o

elderly abuse


consistently_sloppy

America abuse


Cyancrackers

They are like 4 years apart and one’s a pathological liar with absolutely no morality or values and is literally a convicted felon.


NyxTheGoddess_

That debate was funny as hell tho


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Thorkitty19

Saying any one of them is going to last before the election is generous much less 2029.


Halfbloodnomad

Yeah, there’s massive and world wide historical consequences that will stem from this election and seeing the “highlights” of this debate was fucking grim. We lose either way, but significantly more if trump wins.


IAmMuffin15

Yeah lol. To the people who actually understand politics beyond “old men bad,” the debate was fucking terrifying


MonkeyBoy32904

& with the orange thing, it'll be he's president until he dies, considering a certain project planned to be implemented in 2025


Bright_Strain_1084

Trump's redundancy about the border was hilarious. He could not talk about anything without bringing it up. Even unrelated questions like abortion and Jan 6th. When he responded "On Jan 6th, we had a *great* border" that shit killed me.


Helgakvida

Two senile clowns arguing


SmokeWineEveryday

Funny sure, but that's the problem. It shouldn't have been funny.


crescentpieris

My last two brain cells trying to remember how to turn an alkene into an ester


Nerd_o_tron

The background and the podium? I mean, I guess they _are_ rather ugly.


wonderlandisburning

Two old dudes who have spent the last 8 years proving they can barely talk? Let's have them argue for sport


Unreasonable-Aide556

RFK is not the damn solution though


turquoiseandtangelo

look up project 2025. i’d rather have a rotting corpse as president than a dictator. it’s bone chilling.


kitty_girl_rawr

I'm so happy im not American


ElkPurple9882

What do you non Americans think of American politics? How does our political system compare to that of your country?


kitty_girl_rawr

I do feel like the U.S should have more political parties, rather than just the main two being the only relevant ones.


ElkPurple9882

I agree with you. The 2 party system is screwing the people When you have more than two, it's not just "he's right he's wrong", but you actually have multiple shades of right and wrong


kitty_girl_rawr

I think if the U.S could improve by just having more than two parties, it would prevent people from having to choose between two incompetent old men.


ElkPurple9882

There ARE more than 2 parties. There's only 2 MAJOR parties. Some people are scared to vote for third party candidates because there's mass stigma that a vote for a 3rd party is "wasted" Therefore, these parties never catch on at a federal level.


LightVDark_1749

No one can understand why you guys put up with it. It’s like we’re all in on the joke but you guys just don’t get it. How can this farce be beneficial for America?


dohtje

It's insane how the 2 parties completely refuse to work together and proactively sabotage good policies..


Spat1o

I watched the debate for fun


NissEhkiin

At least everyone I know think your politics are a complete joke. It's more like a freakshow where you pick between two terrible choices and the people will lose every time no matter which one you pick. But for some reason people will celebrate when their team wins. Like you'll get to eat the winners shit every time but you'll be happy doing it if the guy is on your team.


ElkPurple9882

Some people actually think that biden is one of the greatest presidents in history. Some people think that Trump is one of the greatest presidents in history These people are so stupid, because they clearly don't know history


Helmetdale

You need more choice. There's no issue with having someone in their 70s in the role as long as they have the capacity. The world is in a state of flux at the moment and we need strong leadership which isn't great in Europe or the US at the moment. Time will tell.......


djbeats_

It’s an embarrassment to modern democracy that these are the two choices that nearly 350 million people have on offer. The illusion of choice has never been more blatant. What’s worse may be the apathy of the American public to this fact. However, perhaps I’m being hypocritical considering UK politics is not much better. We get more than two choices at least!


Bwuhbwuh

Speaking as another non-American, the US has so much power that even people from other countries will be feeling the effects of whatever the result of the election is gonna be. I'm happy I'm not American too, but I sure as hell still am very unhappy with the state of US politics.


SkylieLol

I'm Canadian, and feel bad for u guys that nobody was better. Not even that guy


RodwellBurgen

You guys have Justin Trudeau, who literally no one likes. Leftists, liberals, centrists, conservatives, right-wing nut jobs- they all hate Justin Trudeau.


Lonelyshota_

"i HATE this red thing, i SPIT on you!!"


faloopaoompaloompa

Was looking for this comment


EldestArk107

Can MrBeast run yet bruhhhh 🙏🙏🙏🙏


klimmesil

Ipad kids will be so happy


Daddy-Vladdy42

All the dems had to do to basically garuntee success was run literally ANYONE else


Sea_Signature_7822

I like that we are waking up to the two party system being absolute bullshit. What do we do to change it?


charnwoodian

And that sentence is why the orange thing will be president again. Some people love orange. Some people hate orange. Some people hate white. Nobody loves white.


Freak_Out_Bazaar

They can at least have the top 4 or 5 in popular votes from the last presidential elections be in the debate


annieselkie

As a non-US person its all a wonder to me. Those two really are the only candidates the (only two) parties could think of? Nobody better? Nobody richer? Nobody more sane? Are they "playing safe" with people they know about (how the act, what the country and voters think of them)? And is playing safe more important than presenting a young, fit, sane, energetic candidate? There are young semi-fascists who can rant against "China-Virus" and scream "make america great again" and claim "Im the best president, the very best, the bestest there ever was, for the best country, the very best country" and "Trump was the best president, he is my mentor, I love him, I will do what he wants to do" and there are young "liberals" (at leastwhat is liberal in the US) who can do what Biden does, no? Without diapers, felonies and being 80. Mentally stable and actually able to think and remember things and talk and name ones whole family and not stumble across podiums.


abunchoftrash

I hate the orange thing with a burning passion I hate the white thing with slightly less burning passion I will vote for the white thing in the hopes that he is replaced by a third, better thing


FullBrother9300

The united states government has turned into a bad joke nowadays


StunningDifference41

Why did Biden agree to this? Seriously?


Dotcaprachiappa

As a non American this scares me greatly because, as much as we like to deny it, what happens in the US affects us a lot


Impoopingrtnow

Guys I don't think America is the home of the free or land of he brave anymore


Inevitable-Bass2749

Ppl who watched that last night purely for the comedy I wish understood that everyone else is laughing at us while you’re laughing at a convicted liar and a mumbling, geriatric fool. I wish ppl would stop the division and realize that the entire country deserves better then these 2 clowns


Kenobihiphop

Your country is so fucked.


ElkPurple9882

Yep


Kenobihiphop

Genuinely wish you all the best.


Gloxxter

Dementia and old age brain on stage.


BloxMaster3

finally, something we agree on! (I hate partisanship with a burning passion, ruined the government system the FFs set up)


ekfow

I hate politics


cclambert95

Retirement age should mean the same for our leaders. You’ve offered plenty over the years, it’s time to step back and let the majority of the countries age demographics have a little bit of a say on things. The median age in all of America is reportedly 38 years old; almost half the age. A lot of values and even the generation you are grown up in is vastly different in that much time.


Numare

Do americans only have to choose to be president out of these two? No one else?


haubenmeise

I'd say go for purple. But Skeletor is not evil enough for the job. And too young.


Outofmilkthrowaway

Vote green party


Glennmc21

The debate is so funny


valeriebeckett00

Wouldn’t it be crazy if the last presidential debate turns into a screaming match and they both die on the stage from heart attacks. If that happens, you heard it here first people.


JrButton

There are other candidates… our party system has convinced they get to pick our candidates and remain in power


kintsukuroi143

People need to realize that america isn't a true democracy and that we have guns for a reason. "He who would trade liberty for some temporary security deserves neither liberty nor security." - Benjamin Franklin


En___Passant

Get Obama back. Or do you also hate black things?


Shadowslip99

Biden is Trump's greatest ally!


Tuckboi69

And vice versa


OllieN94

As a Brit i certainly can't gloat, and nor would i, but out of interest, what would the situation look like if the US people were able to at least agree on both these two candidates being so below par for the standard your country should demand? Over here we see your election as just a popularity contest and your people seem to argue more about the individual person than their policies.


Savings-Horror-8395

Many people do think these candidates are unfit. The challenge would be that if a third party pulled too many votes away from the red or blue without winning, then the lest desired candidate would win. So like: "I hate old man #1, but I hate old man #2 more. I can't vote for Brain Worm man (our current 3rd party leader) or old man #2 will win"


Huwabe

I hate all things!😐...


gizahnl

From "Giant Douche vs Turd Sandwich" to "Hopelessly old & starting to forget vs Convicted Fraudster"..... One does wonder, can the US sink any further?


Due-Priority4280

Lel


ranaht

its just sad that people have to choose between these two options


Ambitious-Door-7847

Too much dust to tell which one is which color. Unwatchable.


Hot-Manufacturer-887

guy can we just hug it out? were all humans


abizabbie

BEGONE BOT Seriously, look at that name.


killerbull27

I like their AI versions on youtube


ComfortablyNumbest

shouldn't trump be on the right side? \*smug\*


NalleKojamo

Imagine those kids in 40s when they study about this and think like damn they had two senils out of 333million people


Physical_Economics12

Lol! Grumpy old men!


tydn32275

Was two old men arguing over who made bigger mess and both forgetting it was them. Cognitive tests need done before running .


Visarar_01

This was a fucking joke. THEY BOTH SUCK ASS


Pale-Telephone165

Beavis and Butthead


bidenisland

RFK jr


Puzzled-Detective-95

I think 90% are with you on this. Its just personal preferences if you hate the senile old idiot or the stupid old idiot less.


aSingularSock-66

Felt like an SNL skit


Enganox8

Any president candidate would-be must be looking at this and thinking "2028"


tattooedtwink_

“You think you can take me on?” (Joe clearly challenging Donald to a golf match in the middle of a debate) … “Let’s not Joe…” Trump to Joe towards the end of the debate. Because golf is more important than running a country right now apparently


FoShozies

As a non-American…. What the actual fuck is wrong with your country lol (not that ours is any better)


ohhh-a-number-9

America is a nation thay can be defined in a single word


Aware-Ad-4040

Who broadcast this? I can’t tell


Smokey-Cole

How how how can we have sunk this low?


milwaukeebeagle

Joe Biden needs to drop out and give the dems a contested election.


Migleemo

Both sides propaganda.


CODDE117

Lol. I agree


SwiftieMetalheadDiva

Mermaid Man Biden versus The Orange Cockroach


KeyNefariousness6848

Two Alzheimer’s patients being made to bum fight for the figurehead of a country ran by big business and graft.


ShaneLeDouleur

Where's Ross Perot when you need him


CommunicationIll5719

People on the left are just now admitting Biden is incapable of anything. So you basically have lied like the media for years because you all knew it too.


WranglerReasonable91

Biden really is just too old. He has the better policy and facts on his side, he just can not keep a train of thought and blanks out. These debates are more about show than what's actually being said. Biden needs to drop out like today and the dems need to find a replacement or else we're in for a really rough 4 years after November.


Mona_Lotte

You can’t join the military after a certain age, but you can control the military until you’re shitting in your pampers. Makes total sense.


smartee108

They both are garbage.


Moooooooola

These are the best candidates the US could come up with. 🤦🏼‍♂️


Punterios

The rest of the world is laughing in disbelief...


noShamBo

I hate people who act like they’re equivalent


WoodpeckerGreedy9904

Convicted orange Vs Grampa with dementia


ReplacementWise6878

That’s fine. Vote for the white thing and you get to vote for something different in 4 years. Vote for the orange thing and you might never get to vote again.


kaithomasisthegoat

The debate was a shitshow


Beaded_Curtains

Biden: Scjsnd.... Djdnsnsrjf.... Fifbnsks.. Trump: Terrible president. Won't play me in golf.


ppSmok

This is just sad and funny. Both of them shouldn‘t be anywhere near the oval office. I somehow hope they both are unfit to get elected in november. But what then?


Mister_mistur

I hate everything!


ProfessionalLime2237

We're all f'ed


djhobbes

This went more or less as I expected. Trump honestly looked way more “with it” than I was hoping. Biden is a husk of a person at this point. If they run him they will lose. That’s never been clearer. Replace him with a young, energetic, articulate, progressive option or roll out the red carpet for Trump’s second term.


paracuja

Together they are 159 years old.


ComfortableCounty751

At least some of the U.S. can find common ground on not liking the two party system!


Seco4800

Couldn't agree more. Toss 'em both in the garbage disposal and give us new options.


Neilix190

At least the memes were better when Trump was president


StrictDrama

looks like an AI battle