Fuck is the most versatile word ever. I need a whole ass post where people just comment all the ways they change it up…like when you ask for recipes for potatoes. Never know what you might get.
Leave me alone = Fuck off!
I Screwed up = Fuck me!
Will you have sex with me = Fuck me?
Absolutely (with an emphasis) = Absofuckinglutely.
I Achieved something great = Fuck yes!
Sex = Fuck
I am confused = What in the fucking hell?
Someone who sexts their mom (but that's the literal meaning; it's basically an insult) = Motherfucker.
What is that? = What the fuck is that?
Why would you do that? = Why the fuck?
To insult someone = Fuck you!
Who are you? = Who in the fuck are you?
You silly muffin (a saying; but with more aggression in the 'fuck' part) = you dumb fucking muffin!
Dumbass = Dumbfuck
A Pimp or Manwhore = Fuckboy
God damn it = God fuck it
Fantastic = Fucktastic
Spectacular = Fucktacular
A lot of things in an area/something goes wrong/a lot happening = Clusterfuck
Can't think of anything else atm
When I was a kid, maybe 9 or 10 my parents wanted to kind of dispel fuck as a bad word. A word is a word, and language is fluid so they told us it was impolite, but didn’t outright ban it.
Anyway, to display the versatility of fuck, we sat down at a burger joint with a MadLibs book and filled out 2 or 3 stories with nothing but variations of fuck. We even got the waitress involved! Every single time it made sense, and matched as a proper part of speech. The only time it didn’t quite match was when the story asked for a color or location, and even then we could spin it into accuracy.
To this day I still occasionally do a “fucking madlib” just because it’s still funny
A friend of mine said his philosophy of life is "putarianism".
Putaria in Brazilian Portuguese means something like orgy or something excessively sexual. It became an actual philosophical discussion about the virtues of being naughty.
I’m a hedonist. I indulge in everything I want to, as long as it isn’t impeding upon someone else. I eat everything I want, I do whatever I want, I spend my time however I want. It’s vitally important to me to indulge while I’m alive. Sex is a part of it but only a small part.
I live in a small, inexpensive place and I don’t have kids. And when I say I do whatever I want, it doesn’t mean I constantly want to travel to exotic places or eat expensive meals. I just do what makes me happy.
I thought as much but i mean. Does that include a regular 9-5? And if not how do you finance even the small place? I try to live in a similar way but I haven't found a way around the regular job with regular work hours which IMO puts a damper on the whole thing.
Well thanks for sharing the way you found to your own little paradise. I hope you enjoy it and I wish you the best. I have a bit of work to do to get there but this has kind of renewed my hope that the goals can be reached :D
It should be noted that "putaria" in Brazilian Portuguese is slang for an extremely disorderly, unruly situation.
Example: "O semáforo queimou bem na hora do rush e o cruzamento virou uma putaria até o guardinha chegar."
"The traffic light stopped working right at rush hour and the intersection was utter chaos until the traffic guard arrived."
The complications of a fucktangular scenario are more neatly squared off against one another as opposed to your garden variety clusterfuck (in which anything goes).
Yeah...for me, I have a much greater personal contribution to my situation when it gets fucktangular. I am more a victim of my surroundings when in a clusterfuck.
These are good points.
Also, one is a noun and the other is an adjective, so they're obviously not Addison synonyms. Maybe if you used "clusterfucky" or "fucktangle", though that last one kind of sounds more like an orgy than anything else
I feel like clusterfuck is when a whole lot goes wrong all at the same time, but appear to be unrelated. Eg: you lose your job, your car breaks down and you get home and you've been broken into.
My interpretation of Fucktangular is when things are intertwined like a group assignment at University, where everyone says they have done their part only for you to turn up to the presentation and the only slides done are the ones you finished 4 weeks ago.
In what situation other than math class will you personally be dealing with unpleasant geometric occurrences that anyone will want to hear you talk about?
If you have a situation in which this word would be use I really wanna know.
I know. I wanted to put another asterisk at the end as a joke on the excessive punctuation but it kept just italicizing the “n’t” so my joke didn’t come through as perfectly as it had in my head
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I would love to know what the essay was and how it was used in their sentence. Like, I gotta know the context to know where the line is between using fucktangular or clusterfuck.
Well I mean people invent words all the time supposedly Shakespeare invented the name Porsche as well as the use of the word CUZ as a shorthand for cousin so new words are invented in the common vernacular every year I mean someone had to think of the word bamboozle or heretic or Madagascar
Have been using, 'fucktangle' and 'fucktangular', to describe an area in Ohio that everyone gets lost in. GPS doesn't seem to work. Compass doesn't seem to work. People just go in the wrong direction. Even locals get lost and go the wrong way occasional.
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Sometimes I just want to go full shakespear and make up words that sound like how I feel or want to describe because I regularly forget descriptive words when I need them. Sometimes I accidentally do it
I once had a student who used the word "overwhammed". After he had said it, totally unaware of his mistake, I found his description of his situation to be perfect. I now use his word occasionally when things are beyond overwhelming.
r/fucktangular
Thank dude finding out kid ain’t his and he’s asked to describe for the court his sentiment.
That was fucktangular.
Kid, lost on dad
Woman cheated
Dude, lost his beloved child
Dude will most likely never trust again
Dude heart broke
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Fuck is the most versatile word ever. I need a whole ass post where people just comment all the ways they change it up…like when you ask for recipes for potatoes. Never know what you might get.
Ahhh, you’re talking about fucktatoes
You mean taterfucks?
Definitely better than fucktots
This has become fucktacular.
maybe even fucktastic
Fuckworthy!
Fuckin your mom
Fuckfuck ,( 2 Times as much Fuckin twice less Words)
Exactly!!
I prefer french fucks
Freedomfucks!
Free, dom fucks.
Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, put ‘em in a stew
Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, fuck ‘em in a stew FTFY
I’ve seen pofucks incorrectly used instead of fucktatoes
Leave me alone = Fuck off! I Screwed up = Fuck me! Will you have sex with me = Fuck me? Absolutely (with an emphasis) = Absofuckinglutely. I Achieved something great = Fuck yes! Sex = Fuck I am confused = What in the fucking hell? Someone who sexts their mom (but that's the literal meaning; it's basically an insult) = Motherfucker. What is that? = What the fuck is that? Why would you do that? = Why the fuck? To insult someone = Fuck you! Who are you? = Who in the fuck are you? You silly muffin (a saying; but with more aggression in the 'fuck' part) = you dumb fucking muffin! Dumbass = Dumbfuck A Pimp or Manwhore = Fuckboy God damn it = God fuck it Fantastic = Fucktastic Spectacular = Fucktacular A lot of things in an area/something goes wrong/a lot happening = Clusterfuck Can't think of anything else atm
I imagined “fucktacular” being yelled by the halo announcer.
I'm out of patience = For fk's sake!
Something bad happened: Fucknuggets
My favourite is "the fuckening"
https://youtu.be/8Nx0sQLl7IY A meme as old as the internet
"Fuck that fucking fuck fucker" is a valid sentence.
What’s a potato?
When I was a kid, maybe 9 or 10 my parents wanted to kind of dispel fuck as a bad word. A word is a word, and language is fluid so they told us it was impolite, but didn’t outright ban it. Anyway, to display the versatility of fuck, we sat down at a burger joint with a MadLibs book and filled out 2 or 3 stories with nothing but variations of fuck. We even got the waitress involved! Every single time it made sense, and matched as a proper part of speech. The only time it didn’t quite match was when the story asked for a color or location, and even then we could spin it into accuracy. To this day I still occasionally do a “fucking madlib” just because it’s still funny
Your parents sound awesome.
A friend of mine said his philosophy of life is "putarianism". Putaria in Brazilian Portuguese means something like orgy or something excessively sexual. It became an actual philosophical discussion about the virtues of being naughty.
So hedonism with extra steps?
More like hedonism, but strictly sexual. Hedonism has sort of been colloquialized into a sexual thing, but that wasn’t ever all it was.
I’m a hedonist. I indulge in everything I want to, as long as it isn’t impeding upon someone else. I eat everything I want, I do whatever I want, I spend my time however I want. It’s vitally important to me to indulge while I’m alive. Sex is a part of it but only a small part.
Never thought about it before, but in those terms I'm definitely a hedonist too.
How do you finance that lifestyle?
I live in a small, inexpensive place and I don’t have kids. And when I say I do whatever I want, it doesn’t mean I constantly want to travel to exotic places or eat expensive meals. I just do what makes me happy.
I thought as much but i mean. Does that include a regular 9-5? And if not how do you finance even the small place? I try to live in a similar way but I haven't found a way around the regular job with regular work hours which IMO puts a damper on the whole thing.
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Well thanks for sharing the way you found to your own little paradise. I hope you enjoy it and I wish you the best. I have a bit of work to do to get there but this has kind of renewed my hope that the goals can be reached :D
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Step 1: Want to
Sounds like hedonism with less drugs
Sounds more like libertinage, although I'm sure philosophers would've included drugs in the definition if it was popular back then.
Dedo no cu e gritaria
ORGIA BACANAL ORGIA BACANAL ORGIA BACANAL
OP is such a clown that they censored fuck on reddit. This is the fucking internet. You're allowed to say fuck!
It should be noted that "putaria" in Brazilian Portuguese is slang for an extremely disorderly, unruly situation. Example: "O semáforo queimou bem na hora do rush e o cruzamento virou uma putaria até o guardinha chegar." "The traffic light stopped working right at rush hour and the intersection was utter chaos until the traffic guard arrived."
A fuckshow.
*I don't practice Putaria But I got big danglin' balls If I had a million dollars well I, I'd fuck 'em all*
Pretty much the exact opposite of Puritanism, then?
Use it enough and it will end up one of the Webster Dictionary words of the year
Coding is fucktangular.
my life is fucktangular.
living is fucktangular.
... fuck
Except for those five seconds out of two days when it works lol that is fucktacular
My version of this is “craptacular”
A shape bent beyond repair: Rectumtangle.
yes
So its like a clusterfuck but with added complexity. I dig it.
The complications of a fucktangular scenario are more neatly squared off against one another as opposed to your garden variety clusterfuck (in which anything goes).
the fuck has moved on from being a cluster to a tangle, hence fucktangle and fucktangular
The countries fucktangular state of affairs
Fucktabulous
Fucktable
Fuckable
Don't fuck the table.
Clusterfuck and FUBAR weren't good enough terms to use?
Language is constantly evolving and this is a definite improvement
I feel like clusterfuck and fucktangular are probably synonyms
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Yeah...for me, I have a much greater personal contribution to my situation when it gets fucktangular. I am more a victim of my surroundings when in a clusterfuck.
This
These are good points. Also, one is a noun and the other is an adjective, so they're obviously not Addison synonyms. Maybe if you used "clusterfucky" or "fucktangle", though that last one kind of sounds more like an orgy than anything else
I cannot thank you enough for that post. Truly, I am in your debt.
Fucktangular also sounds more spectacular. As if it is a sight to behold.
There’s already a word for that: fucktacular
And here I was thinking the word was *Fucktacular*, a beautiful summation of spectacular fuckery
I feel like clusterfuck is when a whole lot goes wrong all at the same time, but appear to be unrelated. Eg: you lose your job, your car breaks down and you get home and you've been broken into. My interpretation of Fucktangular is when things are intertwined like a group assignment at University, where everyone says they have done their part only for you to turn up to the presentation and the only slides done are the ones you finished 4 weeks ago.
I’m pretty sure this is a college or high school student, but for some reason I imagine it like a second grader, and it’s so much funnier.
Hanne (the original tweeter) is an acquaintance of mine and she is, in fact, a college professor.
This is the moment a new word is introduced into the popular lexicon, and ultimately a dictionary. Wow.
In what situation other than math class will you personally be dealing with unpleasant geometric occurrences that anyone will want to hear you talk about? If you have a situation in which this word would be use I really wanna know.
What on earth is the point of censoring it when the word "fuck" is uncensored in the post itself?
Some people can use common sense and others c*nt.
C*n’t
Punctuation omitted for humorous purposes.
I know. I wanted to put another asterisk at the end as a joke on the excessive punctuation but it kept just italicizing the “n’t” so my joke didn’t come through as perfectly as it had in my head
Ah, I think you have to put a backslash before the first *.
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That’s fucktastic
Fucktacular
Fucktabulous
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I'd just use "kerfuckle"
I would love to know what the essay was and how it was used in their sentence. Like, I gotta know the context to know where the line is between using fucktangular or clusterfuck.
Well I mean people invent words all the time supposedly Shakespeare invented the name Porsche as well as the use of the word CUZ as a shorthand for cousin so new words are invented in the common vernacular every year I mean someone had to think of the word bamboozle or heretic or Madagascar
The Vietnam war was very fucktangular.
Have been using, 'fucktangle' and 'fucktangular', to describe an area in Ohio that everyone gets lost in. GPS doesn't seem to work. Compass doesn't seem to work. People just go in the wrong direction. Even locals get lost and go the wrong way occasional.
I'm guessing she made the word up herself then the student story came later.
It's a vivid descriptor for getting screwed from all sides. I would adopt this word had it not already latched itself to me.
This needs to be a part of english. Period.
I’m stuck in a fuctangular prism
Fucktacular; where everything goes to shit I. Such a way that it's almost spectacularly orchestrated.
I’m always appreciative of a new way to use a word with fuck in it. Thanks
Making up weak words to cover for a shite vocabulary is not genius.
ok but informal essays are a thing??
I’ll take “things that never happened” for $500 please
Just because you aren’t interesting and have never done anything worth noting doesn’t mean things don’t happen.
Right? Just say you made up a new word lady, none of this weird stalking horse bullshit.
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No
I mean, how is that not even a word already?
**Unless Her student was talking about fuzzy geometry… fuck. I don’t know.**
I will now be using this word at least twice in my daily vocabulary
Fuctogonal
https://youtu.be/8Nx0sQLl7IY Truly a budding renaissance man
Would Fucktastic be the opposite?
it's a perfectly cromulent word.
Surely he meant rektangular.
Shakespeare reincarnate
the whole situation is a fucktangle
Quagmire
See a clusterfuck is the base, a duck tangle is clusterfuck squared, and a fucktangular prism is clusterfuck cubed
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Fuck yeah!
I love informal essays. So much less pressure while maintaining similar quality of work
Sometimes I just want to go full shakespear and make up words that sound like how I feel or want to describe because I regularly forget descriptive words when I need them. Sometimes I accidentally do it
I propose "fucktagon"
Fuck?
Fucktastic!!
Fucktastrophe.
No they didn't.
I always have to think that when teacher ask students to write essays about some personal drama, they are only doing it to collect gossip.
I would lower the overall grade for not using "Cluster F*ck" which would have shown far greater command of the English language.
So it's FUBAR.
Oldie, but still true. I use it on a regular basis.
Fuckticious
Fucktacular would be better, fucktangular doesn't make sense.
baljeet
Another word for “fucktangular” in the public policy world vernacular is known as a “wicked problem”. Kinda like “fucktangular” better tbh.
I like it
Fucktackular and shit-tastic are already a part of my daily vocabulary.
XOXOXO
I once had a student who used the word "overwhammed". After he had said it, totally unaware of his mistake, I found his description of his situation to be perfect. I now use his word occasionally when things are beyond overwhelming.
How about "fucktal"? When you enter a seemingly simple situation but it devolves into random chaos. An infinitely complex spiral of fucks.
I think I came across that word in Hell blazer tonight.
Meh
We stand upon the shoulders of giants.
can anyone explain please? I'm not good at english
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Should a teacher really be encouraging children to swear?
i'm taking this for myself thank you
I can think of a few events in my life where I just couldn’t name what the hell was happening. This describes them spectacularly
r/fucktangular Thank dude finding out kid ain’t his and he’s asked to describe for the court his sentiment. That was fucktangular. Kid, lost on dad Woman cheated Dude, lost his beloved child Dude will most likely never trust again Dude heart broke
I've been using fucktangular for years.
A fucktangle is the perfect word for a threesome. Think about it.
I heard somebody use “wonderfuckle” a long time ago but never used it myself. Somebody else here take out for a test drive.
I almost referenced a porno shot in a zero G parabolic plane when I was writing an essay on the challenges we'd face reproducing in space
Fuctangular Prism: A polyhedron with a fuck-ton of corners.
Yes, finally a new way to use the word fuck! I thought we’d run outta tricks
Are made up portmanteaus as common in non-English languages? That would be confusing as hell if you weren’t really fluent
That’s fucktastic! ™️
Teachers who show their students respect are awesome.
it's well known in video games with rendering bugs, the polygons get all fucktangular
Fucktangular- a situation that is complicated & messy in multiple unpleasant & difficult ways I need someone to use Fucktangular in a sentence.
That word is fucking stupid stop destroying the English language, I hope you teach something worthless
nah I am convinced she teaches --- English!
I just wanna know how they used it in the paper
Fucktagon also works just fine
That sounds like something AvE would say
Fuckadoodle doo!
The student: WE STAND HERE AMIST MY ACHIEVEMENT, NOT YOURS
Recktangular
Always have been fond of Bart Simpsons "Crap-tacular".
I think fucktacular would make more sense. Fucktangular sounds like one is describing a shape.
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The word is good, his definition of it isn’t what I expected