You fucking idiot, it’s Spanish for “please help, my penis has been seized by the zipper of my pants. Will you please get some oil and massage them? Organic oil please—coconut if you have it. Mmmmmm my balls need a rubbin”
clock arithmetic. take his score amd module it with 10, and map that to the point system. at present, he sits at 33, and 33 mod 10 is 3, so Saul is his lawyer.
u/vulpes_mortuis outside your window
https://preview.redd.it/1zhybrb4lbtc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=9cd4c2603b0c6122515577751c400493749ec2bc
Who's hating? I thought this was a satire sub?
What I am hating on is butthurt bitches who think shitposting is funny until it mocks something they like. The shit goes all directions and nobody takes it seriously, that's what this entire sub is all about
https://preview.redd.it/m5yn9ort2ctc1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=893917afdaf2207cab836f265fe4cec7b92a87ff
Saul Goodman is my new husband. Am I stupid?
https://preview.redd.it/yfon81wopctc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=749e18a2ec82ce3b519be329ebebdac33d349173
I HAVE ALREADY THROWN MY NAKED FEET ON THE TABLE!!
it doesn’t have an option for 329
The meme numbers are 420 or 69.
He’s your lawyer
https://preview.redd.it/4vfdbtc7jatc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf025a4c5946122ba7931a882cf7671dd36fa657
There's no such thing as soy avocado, is he a stupid fucking moron?
You fucking idiot, it’s Spanish for “please help, my penis has been seized by the zipper of my pants. Will you please get some oil and massage them? Organic oil please—coconut if you have it. Mmmmmm my balls need a rubbin”
Avocados? What happened to breaking Gregs to make Tomlette?
It’s a closed looped system
breaking guacamole 😋
Sorry. Your number of upvotes aren’t listed. You get nothing.
clock arithmetic. take his score amd module it with 10, and map that to the point system. at present, he sits at 33, and 33 mod 10 is 3, so Saul is his lawyer.
Not your husband anymore :))
can you downvote me to get me to 7? I've been hungering for a railing for weeks 🤤
Go fuck yourself you pervert
wow two responses to my ages old comment. glad to see I have your attention boo <3
Stick your dick up your own ass to give yourself a railing
mamma mia abogado.exe soy amigo de better call saul
https://preview.redd.it/3uo1exjwebtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cf3dbc018b52d57fbba85fc82c5eb1c974aaee9
Man those kids must've been bored asf
And there parents must’ve been rich asf
was at 88 so i downvoted 🥰 i love my husband
u/vulpes_mortuis outside your window https://preview.redd.it/1zhybrb4lbtc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=9cd4c2603b0c6122515577751c400493749ec2bc
Her profile didn’t load did she get suspended or something 
Unfortunately not
Unfortunately?
Well pardon me mate, I thought we were all fucking shitposting over here
SHUT UP SHE IS AN ABSOLUTE GEM Plus you’re Bri’ish or whatever the meme is
MY FUCKING FACE RIGHT NOW https://preview.redd.it/sg1jkppyhctc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79d3a29063d5b11eb2640208f36def8979e5794f
I would like to FUCK him. 😚
why do you want to fuck a panda are you a zoologist ?
Also fuck off I'm Australian don't compare me to those cunts
No way my great great great grandfather was Austrian too!!!
How it feels to be Adolf Hitler moment
No but seriously don’t hate on the Odenkirk lover
Who's hating? I thought this was a satire sub? What I am hating on is butthurt bitches who think shitposting is funny until it mocks something they like. The shit goes all directions and nobody takes it seriously, that's what this entire sub is all about
88? is that an uncle jack reference?
A twist I did nazi coming
Dumbass youre at 87 then, you to be at 7 to get husband you absolute goofy goober
#I LOVE MY HUSBAND
https://preview.redd.it/214kzeaikbtc1.png?width=371&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd2a63145af5018f5944f92f666b26edfed90c7f Double seven
$737,000. That’s how much he needs
Omg 857 🥰 (did not refresh the page 39 times to get it)
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squat cobbler
Lawyer
Es mi avocado
What if I'm 1216, one after magma carter
He will defecate through your sunroof
okay
Why is there no option for Jimmy being my real dad who was present and involved in my life?
husband <3
🦶 What am I?...
God, he’s so hot.
🥵🥵💦
Criminal Lawyer attorney at law
The magnificent seven
avocado
https://preview.redd.it/25t9h73a8btc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0edcfd5d22e0265b3d8db7fb4b6f1589ceaa87e7 😲
Lawyah
267, so 7? Omg...
347 LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
Cumming
Lawyer
holy shit thats me
I'm actually Robertsexual
Person after me getting the good
247TH UPVOTE BABY YEEEAAAAHGGG THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THATS WHAT AM TALKING ABOUT WHOOOOOOOOOOOO
7
big money big money no whammies
I GOT HUSBAND LETS FUCKING GO!!!
I GOT 7 LETS GOOOO
Why didn't OP make any of the options *criminal* lawyer? Are they stupid?
Dirty, stinking repost
HUSBAND 💕💕💕
Lawyer
i purposely waited on this post for 20 minutes so i could get that saulussy
Me who upvotes it to six
I hope he's my lawyer
Not anymore
i won the jackpot!!
7 YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
7, I'm Kimothy
I was so close 💔 8
same
Omg he is my husband 
Just gave you your 7th upvote. You're welcome
Darn, he’s my lawyer ☹️
Check under your foreskin...
Wow! There’s my own tiny Saul Goodman down there!
I don't have that
Check again...
😱
look again girly😎
Vulpes is patiently waiting for the next opportunity to get a 7
This comment was at 7 when I got to it so that counts right? I say it counts
Downvote this so he is my lawyee
I don’t need 7 to validate that he’s my husband. Also what the heck is that goofy ahh figure
https://preview.redd.it/k5fmad6u3btc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdf982d0ca22cdf8fd6127338db06107547b11ff Optimized for Jar usage
Greatest Marital mind I ever knew
Saul Goodman is the fucker who defecated through my sunroof
Fuck you I'm downvoting and upvoting at the same time until I get to sex slave option
https://i.redd.it/th7o8q6fvatc1.gif
WOOHOO
not anymore
-7, you’re his wife
I will obliterate his bussy
Kim’s toes sucker
He’s my lawyer lawyer husband! 😍
I got husband.
Holy shit he’s my lawyer 
So surprised it wasn't Vulpes who posted this
Holy shit i actually got 7, yay
WOOHOO HE'S MY HUSBAND
https://preview.redd.it/hw2rdsgmxbtc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c103ec8b9c7240357d37d7307b123e44d8611d4a
https://i.redd.it/x6pdvjyoybtc1.gif
You are not a real lawyer!
https://preview.redd.it/m5yn9ort2ctc1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=893917afdaf2207cab836f265fe4cec7b92a87ff Saul Goodman is my new husband. Am I stupid?
I downvoted so he could be my husband
Idc imma fuck him either way
Gonna set here and wait till the upvotes are at 6
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLE AS EMPLEASPLEAE!
https://preview.redd.it/nzim4byrfctc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9a238d0d0f465cb99e29488914319dd0cfe2bfd Let’s get slippery jimmy.
Husband. 🤯
https://preview.redd.it/yfon81wopctc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=749e18a2ec82ce3b519be329ebebdac33d349173 I HAVE ALREADY THROWN MY NAKED FEET ON THE TABLE!!
Lawrence
Oooo Lawyer, Husband Lawyer Lawyer
Someone upvote so i get 7
https://preview.redd.it/nhkprpb48dtc1.jpeg?width=270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ac57af094c33d36c8c54a72549b4b3e127259b9 oh my god!!!! he’s my husband!
lAwyer
Dang I got lawyer I was so close
I refreshed so it went down to 2556
Fuck yes
FUCK I GOT 8
Cartel sex slave
Saul Goodman 2009 Burger King toy
Shit I’m married to a lawyer now just great
I got a 7!!!!!!!! (If you downvote it's just cause youre jealous) (Upvote for a FREE Saul Goodman husband!!!!!)
-3
3
Now you're at -7 🥰
Check the comment again 😏
https://imgur.com/a/R5cEfWJ Brain injury?
I need legal representation