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KAPTIN_DAKKAMUN

GREEN IZ BESTEST, BUT SOMTYMES I NEED TO GO FAST, SOMTYME TO MAKE BIGGA EXPLOZONS, SOMTYME TO BE LUKKY. ITZ A FINE BALANZE DAT IZ BEING BOT BEST AND SOMFING ELS. IZ LIKE GORK AND MORK TEMSELF, BOT IZ GOOD


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Cos' dats no colour thadd gork and mork laik to buff ladz


shoggies

Green is the term for green skin. Green is best is referring to orks being the best. They are not wrong to think that either. Outside of thinking, naturally , red goes fast, blue is lucky , black is strong , the more barrels attached to your gun the more bullets it fires ect.


Alternative-Item1207

Can you imagine how terrifying an Ork Artist would be? Finishes a masterful Ork Picasso, and then it explodes in a huge (yellow) and quick (red) explosion that just happens to not damage the artist (blue) that no-one seems to notice (purple) and still thinks it's the best (green). Lol


Fun-Vehicle7416

Most of our armor is salvaged, sure we have meks that build stuff, but looting and making random crap is our jam. And we luv Killin mureens


Nugbuddy

Orks are green, the most neutral color, because we live life by primal instinct. Natural order. No overly complicated schemes or other nonsense, just what feels natural. The waaagh! But ask yourself, what does your inner ork crave? Wanna go fast? Your paint red. Wanna krumpa harder? Black & white checkered. Want more dakka? Yellows your friend. Feeling down on your luck? Embrace the blue. Wanna sneak up on ya fellow gits and give em a nice Krump? Paint purple cause they never saw a purple ork before. Orks is about what feels natural. What do you like, what feels right to *you.* It's all about having fun and good times. And if ya lose, no worries. We'll be back for round 2.


SnooCheesecakes8787

cuz' red wunz go fasta


Shiki_31

No doubt it would get confusing. You don't want to have your duller boyz start trying to interpret a battlewagon's roaring engine sounds as orders. After all, Orks iz green, big Orks is boss.Not every ork is sharp enough to realize that the big green wheeled rectangle is not the biggest boss around, it's a vehicle.


Conscious_Scratch656

Dis da best ansuh


[deleted]

If everything is green, you don’t know what to punch.


Mymotherwasaspore

Op tryin to table single color models, I see you!


Type1Diabadarse

Single colour with a few accent colours and a metal gun!


Mymotherwasaspore

Quick and easy gun recipe: paint gun leadbelcher. Paint over whole gun with aggaros dune (contrast). Drybrush with any silver. Gives it a old military surplus color I like. Happy hobbying!


SquigBasket

LISTEN GIT! GREEN IZ DA BEST! BUT REDZ GOES FASTA!


Bremik

Well it's da best but it's not giving aby buffs such as Red goes faster and purple is sneaky


Mightypenguin55

Purple being sneaky I hate to say is not a real thing just a joke we made that stuck


c0rnelius651

Nope is snekky


daisywondercow

Because that would look pretty boring on the tabletop.


WildLag

You are boring. I took your comment as an insult


daisywondercow

I might be, but I assure you my yellow, purple, copper, and rust Ork army is not.


Type1Diabadarse

A pretty much all green model with a metal gun and some accent colours would be boring? No one tell the space marine players


daisywondercow

Lol, too true. More serious answer, Tabletop Tactics' in house Ork army has green armor and is absolutely gorgeous. If you're searching for green-on-green inspiration, give them a look.


Type1Diabadarse

I will look at them, I painted Ghaz with the Cadian colours once and I really liked how that turned out, a military style ork looks badass.. I want to try it on an army so I'll give them a look


Goblin_Backstabber

I agree that military, organized, Ork forces look really nice. I did a warband of Blood Axes painted as Steel Legion, and it was very clean. I also use a few Mantic Games Marauder Orks because they look more "space-mercenary-for-hire" and less "post-apocalyptic-scrap-tech" of 40k Orks.


Capital-Cake7749

How iz we go fasta if wez not use red?


Dekowurst

Eva thought of loosing yer beloved Shoota or Choppa in a huge WHAAAAGH? If da boys are comin yoiz neva find it 'gain.


DedBoi2

Orks want a good scrap, and if everything was the best then the scrap wouldn't be very good or fair, so every scrap wouldn't have the risk of losing (not that orks lose anyway)


Type1Diabadarse

This is the best answer so far


[deleted]

Green iz da best kuz orkz iz green. Not kuz itz green. A green gun ain't gonna be az good az a green ork, koz orkz iz best.


Interesting-Can7979

Diz ansher is da best


Familiar-Business500

Because if everything is best, nothing is best


Familiar-Business500

Because if everything is best, nothing is best


turnipmanz

Why don’t the ummiez paint everything flesh color even tho they thinks theyz the best….. Cause datz just weird


Shiki_31

They *do* tend to paint everything gold, don't they.


turnipmanz

Deyz do don’t dey


Type1Diabadarse

Have I finally discovered the one thing Orks find weird


sabak_

Weird boyz iz weird. Dats why they called dat.


sirhobbles

The ork usin it is already green, ydont need more green.


Type1Diabadarse

But more green would mean more better