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5G Cell Towers


edburns00

I don't know if they are 5g or not, but I also agree they have something to do with the cellular phone network.


NotABurner316

People seem to assume all small cells are 5G which isn't the case. Just ask ATT after their lawsuit.


Whitetiger9876

Covid vaccine transmitter. Once Abe resurrects your covid chip activates. /s 


Orlandonianimal

Put aluminum foil bracelets on and you’ll be good.


Whitetiger9876

Thanks!  It'll match my alien hat. 


thecakeinside

/r/FuckTheS I don't see how anyone takes that seriously


The_Salacious_Zaand

We spent 3 years watching a non-insignificant number of people destroy their livers by ingesting massive amounts of horse de-wormer. The line between satire and reality is completely gone.


Fossilhund

Well, *they* don't have horse worms anymore.


thecakeinside

If someone reads that and actually believes Abe is going to get resurrected, then they're just brain dead. The only thing putting an /s does is ward off downvotes. If you care about downvotes, then you're brain dead as well. So there's a not really a point and makes things cringier to read


The_Salacious_Zaand

So much of human communication is based on tone, inflection, and body language. The internet is terrible at conveying subtext, so letting people know you're being sarcastic and not literal is almost a necessity to modern digital communication. Yes, in this case it's pretty clear that the commentor was being facetious, but in the age where a lot of people genuinely believe a lot of stupid bullshit and are all too willing to share their stupidity, it doesn't hurt to clarify. It's not really about the downvotes but more about not getting your inbox pinged every 30 seconds when the next person calls you out, even though we're all saying the same thing. I will, however, say that what is cringe is bothering to write up an entire diatribe about how much you personally dislike the /s.


hilyexplosivechicken

🤓☝️


TotalInstruction

Vaccine nanobot activators /s 5G antennae


Biocockspeedrunner

That's called a pole


Fossilhund

As opposed to a German.


D20NE

Chopstick monument.


ManyThingsLittleTime

5G towers, several variants show at the bottom of the article. https://www.orlando.gov/Our-Government/Orlando-plans-for-a-future-ready-city/Small-Cell-and-5G-Technology


retracingz

They’re trying so hard to make these 5G antennas look good lol


dustyoldbones

A crudely drawn circle


WankstaWilbthe2nd

Op if you see this. Pause your finger in place for a half second after completing the circle. Thank me later


Neekoh-is-sad

Thank you that’s so cool!!


WankstaWilbthe2nd

You can do different shapes as well as straight lines


Neekoh-is-sad

Yeah how cool is that! I immediately tried squares and a triangle and it even does stars.


WankstaWilbthe2nd

No penises tho. First thing my teenagers tried. No penises


Am0amach

I'm guessing this is an iPhone feature


Neekoh-is-sad

iPhone defaultism.


v3n0mat3

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Big_Hovercraft_6773

It is something that belongs in your wife’s nightstand😆


the-almighty-whobs

Whoa there, we all know that’s too small for his old lady’s gash.


LiaCee

Gaaahd I hate this word (tbh I use the C word way, way to much no problem ..and this word gets me for some reason) but, this made me actually lol... Lol Edit: spelling


the-almighty-whobs

Thank you. It’s what 6 years of perusing an English degree affords me.


gladbutt

Are you referencing her hatchet wound?


Necessary_Context780

Her PCI-e slot


thespickler

I also choose his old lady's gash.


NotMyNudieAccount

Bill Gates Detectors


The_Salacious_Zaand

Wait, as in it detects when a Bill Gates is near, or it detects FOR Bill Gates?


NotMyNudieAccount

A gentleman never tells


Tools_Tech_Outdoors

Verizon Wireless small cell


InopAPU

Those things gave me the 5G covid cancer after I got the Biden vaccine. Stay far away or else you'll become a woke trans librarian who wants to read naughty books to children.


Witty-Muffin-7655

Combine that with the gay frogs and we’re fucked… hopefully /s


VanillaLlfe

Who is still asking this question?


ManyThingsLittleTime

You must have known everything for your whole life.


taint_stain

Except the answer to the question, “who is still asking this question?”


VanillaLlfe

Not hardly. It’s just that these have been going up for years.


NugPep

It is a mysterious floating yellow circle!!!


dougola

The fake leaves fell off during Florida’s cold, cold winter.


NotABurner316

Specifically a small cell which is not necessarily 5G, just a way to supplement macro sites (cell towers) in high pop density areas. They connect to the fiber backhaul underground then go to either a central hub or a macro (cell tower). Generally they go a short distance.


UCFknight2016

5G towers.


thedanielhill

Fake plastic trees


luda54321

You deserve a reward for that! 🏆🏆🏆


rademradem

Mini-cell towers are all over every city now. How is this not common knowledge by now.


NotABurner316

They're called small cells...


someoneexplainit01

They activate the 5g in your covid vaccine implant so the government can track you.


craigske

Surveillance towers. They watch anyone who exhibits fear


looperJ62

Covid antennas


RideMeLikeaDildo

Covid emitters


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The_Salacious_Zaand

I don't know, the reception on my COVID chip got a lot better when they put one up outside my home.


BeefRepeater

Nice brain damage ya got there, where'd ya get it?


MyDixieWrecked66

Tornado sirens. They are all over Winter Park.


th3thrilld3m0n

This specifically isn't a tornado siren, but yes, there are early storm warning audio systems on taller towers throughout central Florida.


LawyerFull3457

Which one of you drive a truck with writing all over it?


R0botDreamz

Embryo monitors installed by the deep state.


Jonpollon18

The 5G towers that are affecting our DNA to make us gay or vaccinated /s