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Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1dduzoi).


GrittyTheGreat

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GDviber

Schwarbs getting the day care treatment tonight


aikichick

Happy June! šŸ˜‚


LordShtark

The Phillies are so fucking good.


aikichick

Good job, guys!


jblittle254

They keep losing players, but they just keep winning.


PkmnTraderAsh

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Otterable

gg boys


Robs_Backyard_BBQ

Woo - that's a phillies game!


AC_deucey

![gif](giphy|1pHO2MNOLzSX6) Alvy mood rn


yourmartymcflyisopen

10 games up and it feels so good


the-great-gritsby

Lamenting to my wife that we don't have a cool saying for when we win a game (Guardians have "BOOK IT!!"). She reminded me that we have a whole game of cool because we have Kruk. I married the right one y'all.


i-bleed-red

You did. But also we have ā€œring the bell.ā€


personalbeavis

10 games up feels so insane lol


Cute-Contract-6762

This early in the season itā€™s wild


BeeSex

Did I just hear Stubbs say "Stotter wtf man"?


CarryOnWaywardSon96

Three!! Ring that bellšŸ‘šŸ»šŸ””


XSC

10 Games!


Gunningham

Thatā€™s a this year Phillies game.


Funsince1983

I never lost faith, Jose


OPsDaddy

Phillies undefeated in North America this week.


Significant-Head-973

10 game lead over the Barves. In June. Holy fuck.


PhillyDaycare

Hell yeah Alvy!!!!


mdo13

10 GAME LEAD


Not-a-bot-10

10 games up in June lol


i1398

W


GDviber

Nice


Snoo-40231

Wasn't worried at all! (Was 100% worried the entire inning)


reggaetony88

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


arminus83

double digit lead over the braves has been added to the menu


ilikemarblestoo

More cup talk!!


First-Resolve

KrukšŸ¤£Ā 


TurboHovercrafter

#WINZ


CarryOnWaywardSon96

Ouch!


O_S_O_K_

Game.


sapphires_and_snark

Great win


EdMcMoon

Phillies winšŸ˜€


danbikeman2

Yeahhhhh


slumdogdelaware

Back to cups


ContributionHot9843

been throwin so fast tn


Kc4shore65

W! Alvarado haters in the mud


Gunningham

I hope tall Gary Coleman is ok.


beeeps-n-booops

#DOINK!


UsernameRedacted1101

How very odd.


dogeatingdog

Stubbs with a pretty good block on a spiked ball but even with youā€™re not throwing out that runner


HuntForRedOctober2

Jose has that pissed off velo right now


careful_porcupine

CMON ALVY


OPsDaddy

Ouch. Damn.


Funsince1983

Ow


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Itā€™s so hard to believe that weā€™re further ahead of the Braves this year than they were ahead of us at this point last year. The Bravesā€™ season was historic. This was the turning point of our season, and yet it felt insurmountable right from the start.


gfinz18

I donā€™t care you can quote me all of Alvarado stats, he still stresses me out


ryan91o1

he gave up a weak single stfu


jrd1234

Hes just too wild. He never has an easy 1 2 3 inning


HuntForRedOctober2

Heā€™s not, he statistically is not Also he never has an easy inning, just a lie


Quirky_Tea_3874

All-the-stress-o


EmoGothPunk

I hate him getting to third, but it was pretty funny seeing him throw the helmets without thinking.


winnick

I miss Brad Lidge


IIOI-TOYODA-IOII

Can we ban all the whiny-ass doomers who start pissing and moaning as soon as Alvarado has 1 bad pitch?


abunchofschleem

One more fellas, please


Perryplat199

Throwing equipment like that is pretty dangerous. And Bryce was moving right towards where that bat landed.


courtofcwls

everyone take a breath itā€™s okay


SpankySharp1

Fuck Boston šŸ‘ šŸ‘ šŸ‘ šŸ‘


Effective_Radish_484

Getting flashbacks from London.


HuntForRedOctober2

Oh fucking please


EdMcMoon

One more


Not-a-bot-10

Learning moment for Stubbs. Good time to make that error with this big cushion, considering heā€™ll be playing a lot more the next couple months


TheGreatDudebino

No need for Stubbs to try and throw out the runner. He really doesn't matter.


Upstairs-Cable-5748

Why? If the runner doesnā€™t matter, neither does the error. Thereā€™s no downside to trying to throw him out.Ā 


TheGreatDudebino

The runner would've gotten to 2nd, with the error he got to third. You're right, it really doesn't matter. But at the same time, it's just why are you trying to make something happen when you really don't have to.


BsOfDaNorth

Dude Alvy can really suck


Smartfood_Fo_Lyfe

Little League catcher.


CarryOnWaywardSon96

Guysā€¦


sapphires_and_snark

Get chonky ass and go eat


Kc4shore65

Feels like for every great Stubbs pick heā€™s equally good for a garbage rushed throw like that. Needs better discipline


jloops03

Jose Avocado is back šŸ«£


TurboHovercrafter

One more


reggaetony88

Jesus Christ we need to get Marchan in these games ASAP


TheExorcistMarc

Ok not again, please


realanceps

geez just get the two outs


LettuceUpstairs7614

Shake it off yall


First-Resolve

Blaming AlvaradoĀ 


OPsDaddy

Just fucking throw strikes.


patrb

not necessary to throw that


jewdreammachine

I thought we got rid of kimbrel?


winnick

ALVARADO IS BACK BABY!!!!


realanceps

now if only you weren't


winnick

awww how nice


KoBxElucidator

Christ is Avocado back?


PhillyDaycare

What the actual fuck


First-Resolve

Here we goĀ 


lmpressionante

Alvarado can we not


GimmickyBulb

The meltdown ^tm


BeeSex

bruh


TurboHovercrafter

Okā€¦


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

Boy when Alvy misses he MISSES


Gunningham

I mean, itā€™s coming in at 1000 mph.


arminus83

TF you doin, boys?


EdMcMoon

Come on Alvy you got this!


ad5316

If youd have told me at the start of the season weā€™d be nearly 10 games up on Atlanta in early June iā€™d have said please share with me whatever you were smoking Its so amazing what such a hot start can do for a ballclub


O_S_O_K_

šŸ¤”


Neonyze

What the fuck man


ktlvr27

Oof šŸ˜­


sapphires_and_snark

What the fuck was any of that


movieheads34

Hector Neris blew a save just now lol


Useful_Ad3122

Iā€™m getting flashbacks


BeeSex

common dp


Neonyze

100 inside and hits it up the middle. Jose hasn't been fooling guys recently. Kinda weird.


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throwawaitnine

I'll be right over


beeeps-n-booops

need more Mets losses. Just 'cause.


SpankySharp1

I'm not listening to audio; why do they keep showing Topper?


Quirky_Tea_3874

Because I asked them to. It's a must to show that man as much as possible. My hero


Grand_Extension5345

Alvarado zealots right now ![gif](giphy|32mC2kXYWCsg0)


NintenJew

You have some of the best takes then some of the worst takes with like no in between. It is honestly crazy to see.


Grand_Extension5345

Just cus i donā€™t think he is our best option at closer doesnā€™t mean i donā€™t like him as a reliever. I donā€™t like him on away games, and i think he is regressing slightly right now with command. Thats all. Still a great reliever. I just want Strahm in Closer right now


NintenJew

The fact you want a closer is a bad take to begin with.


Grand_Extension5345

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NintenJew

My opinion and modern baseballs opinion. It is just the Players Union and players want to keep it as "closers" get paid more. BUt it is not the optimal strategy.


Grand_Extension5345

Sometimes ya gotta take the path less traveled


Grand_Extension5345

Lol šŸ˜‚


Timpa87

not 100% sure, but I don't think the Phillies have had a double-digit division lead in June since the '93 team.


kenzo19134

jesus christ. does alverez get paid per pitch? i'd like one inning where he doesn't go deep to one batter. just a quick 1-2-3.


pstellar

I dont agree that Alvy needs the work today after that 35 pitch outing.


realanceps

Duran's pesky I *hate* pesky


magicallthetime1

So nice of alvy to use this inning to give a tribute to former teammate ā€œcardiacā€ craig kimbrel


winnick

I have 0 faith in Alavarado in the playoffs. Downvote away im sharing my feelings. Yordan homer gives me PTSD


InfieldFlyRules

Sometimes good pitchers give up runs.


winnick

he's not good though


InfieldFlyRules

He has a career 3.09 ERA before tonight


winnick

that was a call back joke from be4. sheesh follow along. easy W


JohnKrukIsAllElite

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winnick

did you send that before or after the awful wild pitch?


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Wait, how many runs did he give up that inning? šŸ¤”


winnick

im assuming you sent that before, and then sent this after. make it make sense!


dogeatingdog

Fuck off duran. Stop fouling off all these good pitches


AffectionatePudding5

Hate that they donā€™t have their names on the back of the unis ā€¦ itā€™s giving dollar tree


TheGreatDudebino

Something something, the name on the front is more important than the name on the back


Quirky_Tea_3874

I guess they don't like money


broken_ankles

Did I hear ā€œletā€™s go Yankeesā€ there a moment ago?


Gram-GramAndShabadoo

I was trying to figure that out too, but couldn't tell. The two girls right?


broken_ankles

No that was a letā€™s go Red Sox I think, that was the one kruk and tom were commenting on. A few moments after that sounded like a few guys going ā€œletā€™s go Yankeesā€


PhillyDaycare

Alvy pls


EstablishmentWild510

Kruky roasting red Sox fans except for those 2 kids šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


pstellar

haha hector


the_answer_is_RUSH

What the fuck is that thing on her bottom lip. Like why?


DeadSwaggerStorage

Did that dude have a gage in his fucking lip??


p3p3_silvia

Pretty sure that's a indigenous Boston woman.


OPsDaddy

That one dudes ears were full of bad choices.


throwawaitnine

Dude looked like he was gonna suicide off the green monster


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

The Phillies fan in that shot had a very tiny baby


mjd1977

Caillou and Walton correct takes ā€¦ Kruk doesnā€™t miss


Gunningham

That pitch.


DaNorris1221

Huh, just realized how kinda fitting (maybe not the word I want) it is that we went from London to Boston.


ilikemarblestoo

Rememver when Chick fil A had a 5 count


FriedHigh

Typical neris šŸ˜‚


abunchofschleem

Iā€™d like to order one Schwarber daycare, please and thank you


Groovicity

Dead heads, sound off!!!


TheGreatDudebino

Oh look Hector Neris still blows saves.


PublicIntel

Look at that sea of Phillies red out there!


AffectionatePudding5

Satire right


AffectionatePudding5

Bc they both have red in their unis idk how u can tell but idk


mageta621

Red Sox lineup is minor league. Woof


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

Itā€™s basically Duran and Devers


mageta621

Yeah we weren't even that great when we had O'Neill and Casas, but we were sure a lot better than this AAA nonsense. If we have to lose to anyone though, I'm glad it's Philly. Wife will be happy


ad5316

Get back on that horse šŸ“


winnick

alright Alvy clean inning here or else we need to start having a discussion on what to give up for Mason Miller


hijescross

Barvs fans are infighting on Twitter. Love to see it šŸ„°


OPsDaddy

Oh jeeze. They were shut out. Theyā€™ll be under .500 by the all star break.


Johciee

Reddit too šŸ¤£


MrKK215

Confidence builder time for Alvarado. Letā€™s get back on track.


Perryplat199

ā€œ4 count. Iā€™m that guyā€


JohnKrukIsAllElite

That dude's voice is nails on a chalkboard.


Pendraflare59

Why are they playing Iā€™m Shipping Up to Boston when theyā€™re down three in the ninth? šŸ˜† If by ā€œIā€™mā€ you mean we Phillies fans, then yes, we certainly are.


mjd1977

Theyā€™re playing Shipping Kruk to Boston by the Dropkick Gregg Murphys


h2power237

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Significant-Head-973

Wow, where did you find such a great representation of the doomers in this sub when the slightest thing goes wrong?


h2power237

This is me if we lose this game


Snackkbar

Strahm has 39 K's in 27IP. Dude is unreal and no one knows who he is outside Philadelphia.


Madmike215

Outside of Boston, San Diego, Kansas City, Fargoā€¦


mageta621

He's the reliever that got away


JohnKrukIsAllElite

"Alvarado up? Get ready for Boston to walk-off here." - u/Feisty-Recording-978


necrosythe

Alvarado pitching? Omg I'm stressed out! My heart is racing! I have no confidence!


sapphires_and_snark

šŸ¤£


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

3 batters. If he shows he doesnā€™t have it again. Bail


CarryOnWaywardSon96

Bring it home Alvy


PhilsForever

Visions in my head tonight: Kruk pressing buttons trying to close the shades Kruk pointing a remote at the toilet and pressing buttons Kruk tiptoeing around the bathroom because of heated floors Kruk punching Caillou in the face


PhilsForever

Edit: I forgot Kruk and TMac riding a tandem bike in the Combat Zone


First-Resolve

Love Kruk. Never change.Ā 


winnick

it sucks knowing we beat the mets of Strahm pitches instead of Soto. However i wont lie, if Rob brought in Soto there instead it would have been kinda funny


EmoGothPunk

TIME TO MAKE SOME BOSTON TOAST.


GDviber

Ok. 3 outs boys. 3.


Wekilledit88

If he has a second straight bad game this sub and its bandwagon shitters are gonna be insufferable


Upstairs-Cable-5748

The number of Iron Pigs we could deal straight up for Mason Miller would increase from 8 to at least 12. Ā 


mageta621

Don't worry we aren't a threat at the plate


magicallthetime1

Sundayā€™s game wasnā€™t even that bad lol. Like yeah he couldnā€™t find the zone but he was only missing it by like an inch. Couldā€™ve very easily gone the other way