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GastricallyStretched

46 bans out of 300 comments (so far)


shartonista

The Obama’s what?


RandomRobb85

I believe it's the "On" that is theirs.


wilsonhammer

I could see them being _really_ into trendy athletic wear


RandomRobb85

You mean, like, velor track suits?


wilsonhammer

[on.com](https://www.on.com)


missjasminegrey

I got more confused 😵


Right-Phalange

This already made its rounds on r/apostrophegore. Someone reposted it here with the same title.


Jugales

The Obama _is_ on their wedding night, because as a married couple they are a unit.


Zenblendman

Ooooo I see what you did there👌🏿


InsideComfortable936

Aww ❤️


starrpamph

Thanks Obama’s


speed32

Obamnas


DrkrZen

Amidst apostrophe misuse, a constant crime, you took the words right outta my mouth.


INVISIBLE_BEN

Obama's Mama's


Permanantly_Confused

Obama's Mama's what?


INVISIBLE_BEN

You're just confused


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

Should be Obamas', since they are both Obamas at this point, and whatever we are talking about is likely community property. Which leads to the question: The Obamas' what?


ARKON_THE_ARKON

Obama's first name


acrusty

r/unnecessaryapostrophe


feltsandwich

*Obamas


Hmm_would_bang

Obamnas


FrigginRan

SODA


FewResult2927

![gif](giphy|3ohzdYjwEQuR1J7dte|downsized) The Trumps on their wedding night.


granolabranborg

Which marriage? Got 3 to pick from?


malikhacielo63

![gif](giphy|sUNqplVFtsctW|downsized)


Zenblendman

“I HAVE FREE WIIIINNNEEE!!” 🍷


thedugong

I wonder if his wives were drugged like the PM in the first ever black mirror.


Gold_Silver_279

I would need some drugs with a lobotomy chaser.


Artemis246Moon

I was just on a post about that.


Capital_District_589

Why is there always a negative person of color on these kind of posts?


thumplabs

Is it weird if I think Alien is a little more romantic than the Donald-Melania courtship? Maybe just the first movie, though.


sueveed

That’s called a Lutyens bench that they’re sitting on. It was first produced in 1902. That is all.


Hour_Landscape_286

Looks mighty uncomfortable


anxietystrings

Mom said it's my turn to post this


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anxietystrings

I told this story in another thread but no lie, I encountered a guy a few days ago who claimed that Obama killed Joan Rivers because she "revealed" that Michelle is a man


Jaded-Blueberry-8000

honestly even if that were true i’d respect the hell outta barack for that


Fighter_spirit

Yes, this is a common one and is the "smoking gun" that "proves it" to be true.


jackjackj8ck

Oh man my uncle told me that Michelle’s really a man named Michael from Stanford? Or Michael Stanford or something? And that their kids are adopted But I was like… their kids look EXACTLY like them both


[deleted]

I’m sorry about your mom.


Storm_Surge

Same with my mom... and she swears she's not racist


OkPace2635

Maybe she’s got a crush on


Epicdudewhoisepic

But everybody knows Trans people didn’t exist before le current year? Is she stupid?


udee79

If Michelle is a man where did their girls come from?


TheWhiteRabbit74

Reminds me of my first marriage. Most painful shoes I’ve ever worn, been up since 10am the day before and glad it was over (I passed out of pure exhaustion first chance I could).


mariovspino5

Uh,I do


OkPace2635

This is so stupid, why did I laugh so hard at it


Guywithshirtandface

I think I have seen this picture 4 days in a row - why you posting this again


Zymological

bots. they gotta' build that rep somehow.


wannabe_wonder_woman

🥰 such a sweet picture


Spartan2470

[Here](https://i.imgur.com/yxAy8Wc.jpeg) is the uncropped version of this image. They married on October 3, 1992 at Trinity United Church of Christ, Chicago, IL.


wannabe_wonder_woman

Thank you 😊 they look tired but very happy, weddings are happy occasions but also very tiring 😊


majj27

And once you're done the shoes come right the hell off because your feet hurt so damn much.


roehnin

That's a much better photo


shartonista

Shoes off, ded.


MtnMaiden

Shoes off, no penis drawing on their forehead


NoAlbatross7524

❤️


PuppyAids

Weddings are exhausting.


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100%


Danny2Sick

at this very moment somewhere in hell, the DJ said *lets get everyone on the dance floor* just as Mambo #5 started


liberalskateboardist

ayaye coco jumbo


Killahdanks1

That’s an accurate depiction of what the end of your wedding day feels like. A lot of sweat 😆


GutterRider

Gold Toe socks. Nice.


Tuna_Sushi

Mine were made from bamboo.


GutterRider

Yes!! I remember those.


Internal-Ad-6148

He looks so happy!


Heaven_Is_Falling

Conservatives posting how they fantasize about Michelle being a man in 3... 2... 1... EDIT: I wasn't wrong. I swear these people can't control themselves.


boot2skull

I don’t kink shame.


unknownpoltroon

Hate ain't kink


Heaven_Is_Falling

I like to shame conservatives.


cindy224

Conservatives is too big a word to call them.


Sangyviews

Find a hobby that allows you to grow, not devolve into a goblin arguing online about people you dont care about with opinions you also dont care about


goldwave84

Why does this *keep* coming up by them?


JusticeScibibi

Because right-wingers love to trash the Obamas and trans people? Just more proof Republicans don't respect privacy, freedom, or reality.


cindy224

They have no life of their own.


Heaven_Is_Falling

Because conservatives are racist trash people.


i_make_it_look_easy

You brought it up. Why?


thefartingmango

Sounds like projection


_gw_addict

MODS: Politics in every post is out of control


fiver420

Election time ramping up, most of reddit is about to be lost to this shit again. Hilary and Bill at Harvard, young Biden, Obama giving Biden a medal, Trump and someone bad, etc etc. It's like we just got reddit back and it's about to be swept away again by the nonstop trump/biden crap.


Spork_Warrior

What do you think the future will hold? More than you can imagine.


Anon_Bourbon

Looks like my wife and I on our night. Drunk as a skunk, high as a kite, and blissfully in love.


FandomMenace

"The Obama is on their wedding night". Those signs on people's houses that use an apostrophe are missing the noun, which is assumed to be "home". The apostrophe is possessive, not plural.


PervGriffin69

Even if there were an assumed noun, it would be The Obamas'


udee79

Michelle looks fantastic in this picture.


No_Statement_9192

What a fabulous photograph


RavenRaving

I really miss having the Obamas in the White House. It was wonderful having an intelligent, thoughtful person who understood the constitution and was genuinely interested in making America a place where everybody did better.


Sleep_On_It43

Bigots: look at them! They have just shot Marijuana up their veins! Normal people: look at them! Posing for a weird picture.


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💀💀💀 I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or just dumb


Sleep_On_It43

I don’t know…looks like a fun, weird pose to me🤷🏻. A candid shot that expresses the aftermath of a tiring wedding?


SheBelongsToNoOne

I miss this presidency so much. It was our generation's Camelot.


Internetboy5434

The long-awaited day arrived and former President Barack Obama married his wife Michelle on October 3, 1992 in Chicago. The wedding of Michelle and Barack Obama was performed by the Reverend Keremiah A. Wright Jr. at Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago


majcek

This picture gets posted like 2 times a day


pleasantothemax

Yeah but this one has a grammatical error, it’s totally different


socialcredditsystem

You can totally see her thinking it in this picture: "This guy's totally going to be president one day."


jitterbug726

Barry definitely enjoyed that open bar hahaha


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hoops_n_politics

Would expect no less from an Ayn Rand simp


sudorootadmin

How many comments will I need to read before some ignorant MAGA comment....?


OkPace2635

There’s a comment underneath yours at the moment that says “Big Mike!” so there you go.


sudorootadmin

So sad


Solid_Bake4577

Is that a US thing? What does it mean?


pokemomof03

They are calling Michelle Obama a man. It's a racists trope that's been around forever. Calling black women men or saying they look manly. But also I think a lot of them are just obsessed with dicks. It's why they are so obsessed with Hunter Bidens penis. I can't tell you how many times I have been in an argument with a nutty right winger back when Twitter was Twitter, and they would just post a picture of his penis. Really weird behavior. I mean, I don't kink shame, but don't be a homophobic garbage bag with a camera roll full of other men's penises. So the answer Is racism and obsession with dicks.


littlebrain94102

Why do people keep posting this?


fluffykerfuffle3

this looks like a Norman Rockwell painting!


rottenfrolic

so cute


Rockalot_L

Same bro


denimpowell

Thanks, Obama!


ExtremeAlbatross6680

Must have been a hell of a party


unpropianist

Now they had a DAY! So happy and almost too tired to smile.


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Ok_Hornet6822

What’s the record for the most reposted pic?


EmperorGeek

I can relate! My wife and I planned a short wedding ceremony and a huge party afterwards! By the time we were done, we were DONE!!


iiitme

hope to be in love like that someday


Potential-Egg-4651

I’d expect Biden wedding to be black and white


TouristPotential5657

Obamas


TrollyPolly3

I think you misspelled “care”


Simply-Jolly_Fella

Man they look exhausted.....shows strewn, flowers thrown, dress crushed.....one hell of a night


DudeFromVA

Did you all know that they held their reception at The Palace Hotel Ballroom, up north on Lake Wazzapamani? No, really. The "Ballroom" is actually called the South Shore Cultural Center and they held their wedding reception on October 3, 1992. Source: [https://seechicagodance.com/organization/south-shore-cultural-center](https://seechicagodance.com/organization/south-shore-cultural-center) (fourth paragraph) Source: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South\_Shore\_Cultural\_Center](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Shore_Cultural_Center) (last line above the table of contents)


CanaryNo5224

They're still so mad about Obama. ![gif](giphy|UmGSoxNyOtE3wudNGF)


juliuspersi

it's ma'am


janzeera

They had no idea the journey ahead but like all of us on our wedding were excited of all prospects.


Testcapo7579

Barack with a stache?