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ExfilBravo

I can barely get Tool merch here in the states and this guy has the drip in India.


iceberg_redhead

All you read and wear or see and Hear on tv is a product begging for your Fat-ass dirty dollar Shut up and Buy, buy, buy my new record And buy, buy, buy, send more money


TheAmorphous

Fuuuuuuck you buddy


Brilhasti1

Fuuuuuuuuuuck you buddy


drugsrbadmkay

Very fucking you bloody!


KittyJun

🤣🤣🤣💀


TheGreatBeldezar

How can she slap!?


GuappDogg

Randy from South Park voice lol


Alexandratta

Best thing Tool ever did was release their new album when I was between jobs via a system where you could literally pay whatever you wanted for the Album. I paid $1. when I had more money I paid $10 for it again.


ambernewt

Are you thinking of Radiohead


Alexandratta

Tool did it with Jambi


FlyRobot

A few bands did it around that time to stick it to the record labels and "the man"


DOCoSPADEo

That song goes soo fucking hard


blazelet

I went to Japan to film a documentary a few years ago and we ended up in this little town in Northeast Japan where nobody spoke any English. We went to the elementary school and met with a 2nd grade class. One of the little girls had a white sweater that said, in massive black cursive lettering, "FUCK" right across the front. The translator who was with us said it was cool to wear clothing with English writing, usually the wearer had no idea what it said.


woolash

Quite like the bro with a Chinese characters tattoo that says chicken chow mien.


SantaBaby22

My first thought too. He’ll argue to the grave that it says “Family” or “Honor” though. Hahaha 😂


that-asian-baka

Chicken chow mein slaps tho


green_griffon

I saw a woman in Japan wearing a shirt that said "Save the whales, harpoon a fat chick". I also once saw Slash wearing a hat that matched that girl's sweater. I don't think it was accidental though.


mansonsturtle

![gif](giphy|bASySzJH6bsxG)


ashkanahmadi

First thing came to my mind


huddlestuff

Was he wearing Vans?


LtLemur

501s? Nipple rings? New tattoos?


nova_rock

Between sips of coke he’s gonna say he thinks we are selling out.


YouAboutToLoseYoJob

Laying down!


TheConeIsReturned

Sucking up to The Man


callme_nostradumbass

Well now, I've got some advice for you little buddy.


SumonaFlorence

Before you point your finger you should know that I'm the man..


Riff_Moranis

I'm the man, and you're the man, and he's the man as well. So you can point that fucking finger up your ass!


Fakeitforreddit

An absolute banger of a song. Happy the bro can rep something so great.


SurlyBob

Maynard would be proud.


CaptainoftheVessel

Maynard hates his fans though. 


Dont__Grumpy__Stop

“Put your fucking phone away, dickhead… seriously.”


Krakengreyjoy

He's a man of taste


YouAboutToLoseYoJob

In this thread, the upper half of Redditor‘s are over the age of 35, everyone in the bottom half are under 35.


TheConeIsReturned

Well now, I've got some advice for you, little buddy


TheBigC87

I love that the Tool army came out in full force...LOL


bradfo83

But was he wearing Vans, 501


ocw5000

I rate this shirt 5/4


Jestersage

You mean 9/8, 8/8, 7/8


Embarrassed-Sky3819

One of the best TOOL songs ever imo


Realistic_Head3595

Tool fans unite


occupyreddit

when /r/hardimages meets /r/toolband


draco6x7

hey, 20Rupee is 20Rupee


owlincoup

"I met a boy, wearing vans, 5 O 1's"


yem420sky

Not called a tuktuk in India.


fordprefect294

couldn't provide the correct name then?


yem420sky

Auto rickshaw or auto for short.


fordprefect294

grazie


sayjalthukral

You do realise what synonyms are do you?


hubcapthief

There's lots of those in Thailand.


SuperMeh2

Now there’s a man that knows his value.


modSysBroken

That's an autorickshaw.


damn_dude7

Jai Mata Di


KittyJun

I love that song. 🤣


Soloact_

When your t-shirt is sending mixed signals but your smile clears it all up. 😄


anynonamegeneric

How can he smile


mybadalternate

TUK TUUUUUK YOU BUDDY!!!


OG_Pow

Best Tool track


Apart-Clerk-2688

# India's Philadelphia Collins # "What you lookin at my gut fer!"


AdUpper1839

Where do I find this hooker with a penis


billcoipher

Poor guy has no idea what's written on that t-shirt


lorarc

30% of population in India know English and this is a rather simple message.


notyouraveragecrow

He most likely knows, that's a song by the band Tool.


sayjalthukral

He doesn't know actually, but he knows what it means in his very own language.


Jestersage

And Beard of Harmony (Bangalore) made a cover of Right in Two. Acoustic.


jim_halpertuna

This deserves to be on a Fatboy Slim album cover.


Unity46n2

It is the name of a song by the band Tool.


ehhdjdmebshsmajsjssn

"tuktuk"


JohnnyJukey

I gave him that T.


weber76

Some people pay extra for that.


Striking_Reindeer_2k

incomplete statement. "a journalist" should be on his back.


queenie_ivy

A true marketing.


DrunkenGolfer

Happy ending tuktuk driver on the streets of India


I_Hate_My_Cat_

I like this guy… ![gif](giphy|l1ughbsd9qXz2s9SE)


BQE2473

He looks like he has no clue what that means!


Lackeytsar

WTF is TukTuk In India, it is a Rickshaw Driver


sayjalthukral

WHO CARES? You do realise not everyone wants to speak what Indians do?


Lackeytsar

That is kindof the point There's no tuktuk only Rickshaws


sayjalthukral

Tuktuks are rickshaws.


Lackeytsar

Lmao and? It would be inaccurate to call him a tuktuk driver because that guy probably has never even heard of that word


sayjalthukral

Are we calling him tuktuk infront of him face to face?


bigSTUdazz

Cant find that one over in the US anymore... what the fuck Maynard??


sayjalthukral

Try getting one who can customise lol


TheResidents

It's called an auto rickshaw in India?


sayjalthukral

okay...and?


Miss_Naked_Geisha

Whatever makes you happy, bro


WoodenAd7107

All you read and wear or see and hear on tv is a product


MoveOverBieber

Isn't "gigolo" easier to write??


sayjalthukral

It's a song name on his T-shirt dude


Blarg0117

Deuce BIGalow


witriolic

I know a guy who wore a T-Shirt that read "All my other shirts are full of jizz". Guy spoke fluent English. Just didn't know what jizz meant.


CurrentlyLucid

Ugliest ladyboy ever.


No_Syrup_7448

India is proof we live in a simulation. Thats the area where the kid playing our lives is just fuckin around.