Can confirm this. Dad and his woman were walking locally, and saw a hedgehog about to cross the road. They tried to run to grab it, but someone ran over it, and yeah...they got hedgehog blood all over themselves.
Nope. Little hodge is trying with all his might but is helpless under the weight of the paper tape. Adorable. I hope he wriggles free before the laser reaches him.
[Here](https://x.com/DrLongissimus/status/1474279234239619087) is the source of this image. Per there:
> @DrLongissimus
> In case anyone wondered what a hedgehog getting an X-ray looked like
> 2:22 AM ยท Dec 24, 2021
Thanks
Bots have infested so much of reddit. Gotta block every single user that screws around enough to seem like a bot. Reposts, block. Incoherent questions, block. We all gotta do our best to *try* and use reddit while it lasts.
I think it was spartan who actually replied to me once.
Idk why but he answered a question about him being a bot (I asked if he was, he said he wasn't, sorry for spoiler).
When I knew he wasn't a bit I got kinda starstruck to have a reddit legend reply to me :p
Damn Spartan. You're a hero.
We don't deserve you but we need you.
Aww, you made me blush. Thanks!
To others reading this, I usually do one of two things. First, provide context, attribution, sources, and higher resolution images when possible. Why? Ever notice how many threads are dominated by unecessary arguing and speculation because of misinformation or absence of information? I figured, it's easy enough to do, so why not help to ameliorate this where I can?
Second, I hunt karma-farming bots. A long time ago I started to see how much they hurt reddit and its users. If you're not familiar with them or how they hurt reddit, [this page](https://np.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) is a great introduction. Again, I figured why not help where I can?
You're the man.
You're actually one of the only one I came and gave a follow. Don't know if it does shot but you're just a great guy.
Your comment says alot about you!
I hope you're doing great man.
Also all the repetitive comments are really annoying. In any thread, more than half the comments are repeats of the top comments, which are repeats from other threads/posts.
Its a repost from [https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/rnpjdk/hedgehog\_getting\_an\_xray/](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/rnpjdk/hedgehog_getting_an_xray/)
/u/Spartan2470 has a source from December 24, 2021. You're saying it's a report from 2 years ago. Looks like /u/Spartan2470 has the oldest source of the picture.
They taped down his little paws. HIS RESTRAINTS ARE MADE OF TAPE. I'm dying. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
What's they're to see??? I mean really? Just a pancake creature ... ๐ get Steve-O to jump over it or something ๐คฃ ๐ค๐ fuckin looks like me after the last trillionaire snow season ....fuckin laid out....โ ๐ ๐จ โ๏ธ โ ๐ฟ โ
Mick Hucknall at the cafe window
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TVGoHome#:\~:text=Mick%20Hucknall's%20Pink%20Pancakes%2C%20in,tables%20and%20Chinese%20riot%20shields.
They can be flattened like pancakes?
You donโt drive then?
Fucked up my Chrysler 300 that way..
At least it didn't involve a pinecone.
Oh you donโt know the half of it. That motherfucker went splat splat and popped like a balloon.
๐คฎ
Can confirm this. Dad and his woman were walking locally, and saw a hedgehog about to cross the road. They tried to run to grab it, but someone ran over it, and yeah...they got hedgehog blood all over themselves.
๐ฅฒsadly relatable
Heโs clearly been spatchcocked!
Evidently you just need a bit of masking tape
Yea but you have to listen very closely for the safe word.
Hamcakes
delicious!
Definitely lost all his rings.
I heard this sentence.
I cant believe they looked at this animal and thought SPEED!
Sake makes you think crazy things.
NSFW!
Ugh, it's got better health coverage than I do.
Love that paper tape is strong enough to hold em down
Hedgie is sedated, it shouldn't take much!
Nope. Little hodge is trying with all his might but is helpless under the weight of the paper tape. Adorable. I hope he wriggles free before the laser reaches him.
This one is a she ;)
Because it's pink not blue right?
A female spy?! Unheard of!
Ah you expect me to talk?
I use paper tape to hold premature babies' arms down for x rays lol... A healthy full term one though? Heeelllll nawww
Probably knocked out
[Here](https://x.com/DrLongissimus/status/1474279234239619087) is the source of this image. Per there: > @DrLongissimus > In case anyone wondered what a hedgehog getting an X-ray looked like > 2:22 AM ยท Dec 24, 2021
Thanks Bots have infested so much of reddit. Gotta block every single user that screws around enough to seem like a bot. Reposts, block. Incoherent questions, block. We all gotta do our best to *try* and use reddit while it lasts.
I think it was spartan who actually replied to me once. Idk why but he answered a question about him being a bot (I asked if he was, he said he wasn't, sorry for spoiler). When I knew he wasn't a bit I got kinda starstruck to have a reddit legend reply to me :p Damn Spartan. You're a hero. We don't deserve you but we need you.
Aww, you made me blush. Thanks! To others reading this, I usually do one of two things. First, provide context, attribution, sources, and higher resolution images when possible. Why? Ever notice how many threads are dominated by unecessary arguing and speculation because of misinformation or absence of information? I figured, it's easy enough to do, so why not help to ameliorate this where I can? Second, I hunt karma-farming bots. A long time ago I started to see how much they hurt reddit and its users. If you're not familiar with them or how they hurt reddit, [this page](https://np.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) is a great introduction. Again, I figured why not help where I can?
You're awesome, keep doing what you're doing.
You're the man. You're actually one of the only one I came and gave a follow. Don't know if it does shot but you're just a great guy. Your comment says alot about you! I hope you're doing great man.
This is very unbotly behavior. Appreciate you
An absolute inspiration! Maybe I should put a little more effort into some of my comments ๐
Is it really a bot or just a clueless reposter?
Wait, this is exactly what a bot would say....
Also all the repetitive comments are really annoying. In any thread, more than half the comments are repeats of the top comments, which are repeats from other threads/posts.
Its a repost from [https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/rnpjdk/hedgehog\_getting\_an\_xray/](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/rnpjdk/hedgehog_getting_an_xray/)
/u/Spartan2470 has a source from December 24, 2021. You're saying it's a report from 2 years ago. Looks like /u/Spartan2470 has the oldest source of the picture.
The post is also from December 24 2021 4:23 PM GMT
Both of them were on December 24, 2021 (Reddit just rounds down), but it does look like the Twitter source is about 9 hours earlier.
Got an after pic?
![gif](giphy|tH8DdZ6ZqklCo)
No, Mr. Hog I expect you to die!
๐๐๐๐๐ผ
![gif](giphy|eYIKQNWRBvBG2yI60K)
Double 0 Heg-en!
What's the one where the laser beam goes up his jaffas?
Doctor Nout
The perfect Album cover doesnโt exโฆ
This would make a perfect Death Grips album cover.
Is this not the cover for No Love Deep Web?
Next Sonic cover art
Turned into a whoopy cushion.
Looks like a stretched ball sack
This is what I came here for. Hahaha
That's nuts!
Alternate title: I got Botox on my ball bag.
I once saw a picture of a hedgehog born without spines. It looked exactly like a pair of boingloings.
MY BODY IS REEEAAAADDDDDYYYY
Looks like a chicken cutlet.
Now it just needs seasoning, then we slam it on the grill, low and slow
On a worn out frying pan.
The hedgehog wakes up in a panic and notices the creepy puppet on the TV screen above him, "Hello Hedgehog,ย **I**ย want toย **play a game**..."
![gif](giphy|sYAErKBQCALjOUhq1f|downsized)
They taped down his little paws. HIS RESTRAINTS ARE MADE OF TAPE. I'm dying. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
โDo you expect me to talk?โ โNo, Mr. Sonic, I expect you to die!โ
Nooo Sonic
this image is much more disturbing without context
So you're still sticking to that story?
Looks like they are going to bake it
You should see how they restrain echidnas for X-rays
Moisturize me
I'm high and nearsighted. I thought this was an uncooked spatchcocked chicken.
no wonder they call them hedge HOGs cause that is a slice of Ham right there.
Well well well Mr. Bond
This forbidden schnitzel is probably immune to ultrasounds being sonic based
You won't get a word out of me!
โThose are balls.โ - Arrested Development
The numbers, Mason! What do they mean?
Ball sack looking ass
The POWER of Christ compels you Sonic.. *tosses holy water*
From the upcoming all-hedgehog remake of Dark City
Lightly brush with olive oil... Sprinkle some Salt and pepper and pop into the oven
My first thought was Danny DeVito playing the Penguin. Still, good to know. ๐
![gif](giphy|uaJLuMokII24w)
Gotta go fast!
Hopefully a speedy recovery. Iโll see myself out the door.
Curses! My mortal enemy Masking Tape has struck again.
Looks like an empty nutsack
FREEEEDOM. FREEEEEEDOM. FREEEEEEEEDOM
This is what Iโve been trying to get the wife to do to me for 39 years. *sigh*
Why is there a scrotum taped to the counter?
Do you know the muffin man?!
Yerp, X-Rayed at 220 degrees Celsius for 35 minutes.
My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?
This is the best thing I've ever seen
Looks like a giant scrotum
Hello Clarence
I really really really like this image!
I have laughed until I'm feeling sick.
OP is Dr. Robotnik
I thought this was chicken breast taped to glass.
Before I saw the title, I thought youโd laid out a chicken breast to fry
I laughed but I feel bad now
Wouldn't it be better for it to get an ultrasound? I mean, being Sonic, and all...
You want to roll out your hedgehog dough to ensure even cooking. Preheat oven for 325
It's getting crucified for it sins
Oh god my balls finally left me to seek a better life
"Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Hog. I expect you... to die! HAHAHAHAHA!"
Moisturize me
Thatโs my hot water bottle
https://i.imgur.com/RXulPi0.png
Weird lookin chicken breast, bro
Sending this to my gf telling her thatโs how I want to be treated
![gif](giphy|96N4qqW1JvL0c|downsized) Enough chit chat....skin the specimen
r/peoplefuckingdying
What is that the last Hedgehog on Earth or something?
There was a FIRE FIGHT!
Whoopee cushion
Forbidden steak
On my phone, it looked like a chicken breast. I thought it was about cooking until i read the title.
This is what I want to see on this sub, not politics
Unhand me you cretin!
He is ready for the sacrifice.
This has got to be in the top five strangest images I've ever seen on the internet
I thought that hedgehogs had bones.
Even I feel violated!
Do you knowโฆthe muffin man?
This is what peak *speed* looks like.
I forgot to thaw the chicken this morning. Thanks for the reminder.
Unfortunately, that's what most hedgehogs seen in the UK look like in summer.. RK
Looks like my Nut Sack LOL
it looks like chicken breast
I cant stop laughing omg hahaha wtf
Is this exorcism?
What's they're to see??? I mean really? Just a pancake creature ... ๐ get Steve-O to jump over it or something ๐คฃ ๐ค๐ fuckin looks like me after the last trillionaire snow season ....fuckin laid out....โ ๐ ๐จ โ๏ธ โ ๐ฟ โ
Poor thing already not feeling well :(
First I thought they shaved it ๐ญ๐
Looks like someone trying to make a wallet out of ball sack.
What in the Dr. Robotnik is this?
In hedgehog culture, this is considered a dick move...
What the hell happened to my guy sonic
The audacity. The disrespect.
\*Cruel Angel's Thesis intensifies*
[Poor little fella](https://media.tenor.com/CL7HMLRq9bMAAAAM/cheese-smiling-friends.gif)
My first tought: sick bastard tejping a hedgehog down on his back.
When she asks you to try some light bondage
pan fried
I thought it was a chicken breast. I went from eww to aww to what to wait to laughing.
Seasoning?
No one show Dr. Eggman
Bruh...
Spiderman holding the train back
๐
"And they did experiments on me for hours!"
Mick Hucknall at the cafe window https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TVGoHome#:\~:text=Mick%20Hucknall's%20Pink%20Pancakes%2C%20in,tables%20and%20Chinese%20riot%20shields.
No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
The open mouth๐ญ
I did not consent to this!!!
It's the tiny pieces of tape holding him down that's getting me ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐
![gif](giphy|zrS3BIP8r5XvznAiGV|downsized)
Look like my saggy ballsack
You know nothing mr. Hedgehog! Operation Grand Slam?
Thought that was me
Spatchcocked.
This is very undignified. The job gets done though.
I donโt think Iโve giggled like this in a whileโฆ The pose is killing me! Itโs like the hedgehog is letting it all hang out.
Oh the humanity!
*No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die*
Why do hedgehogs get better healthcare than me
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
LMAO
Previously, they hung a bear skin on the wall or the floor, now a hedgehog.
Looks like someone's balls sack lmao
Some crazy bdsm shit
Free him
Bologna
Homie looks like a pork chop ๐
Chicken Schnitzi
Awe
I donโt know why I expected some sort of specialize hedge hog X-ray adapter. Nope. Just masking tape and a flat surface.
I thought that was a slice of ham in the oven.
Omg it's so wide and symmetrical
![gif](giphy|Pmt9INtEp3HgY)
![gif](giphy|FpZFdJBiElYHOZZ09G|downsized)
Makes me think of Rob Ford