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Lunalu021

They can be flattened like pancakes?


Dedward5

You donโ€™t drive then?


WalrusInTheRoom

Fucked up my Chrysler 300 that way..


Freakwilly

At least it didn't involve a pinecone.


WalrusInTheRoom

Oh you donโ€™t know the half of it. That motherfucker went splat splat and popped like a balloon.


Pristine_Serve5979

๐Ÿคฎ


-Laffi-

Can confirm this. Dad and his woman were walking locally, and saw a hedgehog about to cross the road. They tried to run to grab it, but someone ran over it, and yeah...they got hedgehog blood all over themselves.


hallohi_

๐Ÿฅฒsadly relatable


Manting123

Heโ€™s clearly been spatchcocked!


mnorkk

Evidently you just need a bit of masking tape


Lies_about_homeland

Yea but you have to listen very closely for the safe word.


Sandpaper_Pants

Hamcakes


Bitter_Silver_7760

delicious!


MarkBenec

Definitely lost all his rings.


Loaki9

I heard this sentence.


Daedrothes

I cant believe they looked at this animal and thought SPEED!


WintersDoomsday

Sake makes you think crazy things.


nononoh8

NSFW!


Freakwilly

Ugh, it's got better health coverage than I do.


Drat333

Love that paper tape is strong enough to hold em down


lellololes

Hedgie is sedated, it shouldn't take much!


MountainCourage1304

Nope. Little hodge is trying with all his might but is helpless under the weight of the paper tape. Adorable. I hope he wriggles free before the laser reaches him.


lellololes

This one is a she ;)


scrabblex

Because it's pink not blue right?


MountainCourage1304

A female spy?! Unheard of!


HotSauceDonut

Ah you expect me to talk?


TommyRadio

I use paper tape to hold premature babies' arms down for x rays lol... A healthy full term one though? Heeelllll nawww


Hammer_of_Horrus

Probably knocked out


Spartan2470

[Here](https://x.com/DrLongissimus/status/1474279234239619087) is the source of this image. Per there: > @DrLongissimus > In case anyone wondered what a hedgehog getting an X-ray looked like > 2:22 AM ยท Dec 24, 2021


eatrepeat

Thanks Bots have infested so much of reddit. Gotta block every single user that screws around enough to seem like a bot. Reposts, block. Incoherent questions, block. We all gotta do our best to *try* and use reddit while it lasts.


Wildmann3

I think it was spartan who actually replied to me once. Idk why but he answered a question about him being a bot (I asked if he was, he said he wasn't, sorry for spoiler). When I knew he wasn't a bit I got kinda starstruck to have a reddit legend reply to me :p Damn Spartan. You're a hero. We don't deserve you but we need you.


Spartan2470

Aww, you made me blush. Thanks! To others reading this, I usually do one of two things. First, provide context, attribution, sources, and higher resolution images when possible. Why? Ever notice how many threads are dominated by unecessary arguing and speculation because of misinformation or absence of information? I figured, it's easy enough to do, so why not help to ameliorate this where I can? Second, I hunt karma-farming bots. A long time ago I started to see how much they hurt reddit and its users. If you're not familiar with them or how they hurt reddit, [this page](https://np.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) is a great introduction. Again, I figured why not help where I can?


SsurebreC

You're awesome, keep doing what you're doing.


Wildmann3

You're the man. You're actually one of the only one I came and gave a follow. Don't know if it does shot but you're just a great guy. Your comment says alot about you! I hope you're doing great man.


newaccount721

This is very unbotly behavior. Appreciate you


_Intel_Geek_

An absolute inspiration! Maybe I should put a little more effort into some of my comments ๐Ÿ˜


Diare

Is it really a bot or just a clueless reposter?


blue_at_work

Wait, this is exactly what a bot would say....


testuserteehee

Also all the repetitive comments are really annoying. In any thread, more than half the comments are repeats of the top comments, which are repeats from other threads/posts.


hitaishi_1

Its a repost from [https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/rnpjdk/hedgehog\_getting\_an\_xray/](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/rnpjdk/hedgehog_getting_an_xray/)


SsurebreC

/u/Spartan2470 has a source from December 24, 2021. You're saying it's a report from 2 years ago. Looks like /u/Spartan2470 has the oldest source of the picture.


hitaishi_1

The post is also from December 24 2021 4:23 PM GMT


1minatur

Both of them were on December 24, 2021 (Reddit just rounds down), but it does look like the Twitter source is about 9 hours earlier.


Saraswati002

Got an after pic?


TimeForHugs

![gif](giphy|tH8DdZ6ZqklCo)


welestgw

No, Mr. Hog I expect you to die!


Immer_Susse

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ


andrew_1515

![gif](giphy|eYIKQNWRBvBG2yI60K)


Hobear

Double 0 Heg-en!


tanew231

What's the one where the laser beam goes up his jaffas?


StrangelyBrown

Doctor Nout


DiagnoseHase

The perfect Album cover doesnโ€™t exโ€ฆ


jabahutt101

This would make a perfect Death Grips album cover.


KJBNH

Is this not the cover for No Love Deep Web?


SoyMurcielago

Next Sonic cover art


krunchytacos

Turned into a whoopy cushion.


No-Guarantee-7572

Looks like a stretched ball sack


warnerve86

This is what I came here for. Hahaha


Murashi

That's nuts!


FranklynTheTanklyn

Alternate title: I got Botox on my ball bag.


Byronic__heroine

I once saw a picture of a hedgehog born without spines. It looked exactly like a pair of boingloings.


RookTheGamer

MY BODY IS REEEAAAADDDDDYYYY


Select_Camel_4194

Looks like a chicken cutlet.


Factor135

Now it just needs seasoning, then we slam it on the grill, low and slow


logosfabula

On a worn out frying pan.


EvilMatt666

The hedgehog wakes up in a panic and notices the creepy puppet on the TV screen above him, "Hello Hedgehog,ย **I**ย want toย **play a game**..."


SoyMurcielago

![gif](giphy|sYAErKBQCALjOUhq1f|downsized)


webhick

They taped down his little paws. HIS RESTRAINTS ARE MADE OF TAPE. I'm dying. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


ReadRightRed99

โ€œDo you expect me to talk?โ€ โ€œNo, Mr. Sonic, I expect you to die!โ€


Dave21101

Nooo Sonic


HCOONa

this image is much more disturbing without context


wish1977

So you're still sticking to that story?


drNovikov

Looks like they are going to bake it


295DVRKSS

You should see how they restrain echidnas for X-rays


taydr90

Moisturize me


throwforharry

I'm high and nearsighted. I thought this was an uncooked spatchcocked chicken.


CheekyMonkE

no wonder they call them hedge HOGs cause that is a slice of Ham right there.


One_Goblin

Well well well Mr. Bond


KlingonLullabye

This forbidden schnitzel is probably immune to ultrasounds being sonic based


__Becquerel

You won't get a word out of me!


Improvcommodore

โ€œThose are balls.โ€ - Arrested Development


Phoenix4280

The numbers, Mason! What do they mean?


Legitimate-Concert29

Ball sack looking ass


CelticSith

The POWER of Christ compels you Sonic.. *tosses holy water*


Ikarian

From the upcoming all-hedgehog remake of Dark City


MorkSkogen666

Lightly brush with olive oil... Sprinkle some Salt and pepper and pop into the oven


gerbosan

My first thought was Danny DeVito playing the Penguin. Still, good to know. ๐Ÿ˜…


OBX-Draemus

![gif](giphy|uaJLuMokII24w)


RobinHeavyArms

Gotta go fast!


ktmfan

Hopefully a speedy recovery. Iโ€™ll see myself out the door.


TheGummiVenusDeMilo

Curses! My mortal enemy Masking Tape has struck again.


mrm00r3

Looks like an empty nutsack


cspruce89

FREEEEDOM. FREEEEEEDOM. FREEEEEEEEDOM


psyopia

This is what Iโ€™ve been trying to get the wife to do to me for 39 years. *sigh*


NN8G

Why is there a scrotum taped to the counter?


agonzalezqq

Do you know the muffin man?!


Tobitronicus

Yerp, X-Rayed at 220 degrees Celsius for 35 minutes.


Skelegasm

My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?


malYca

This is the best thing I've ever seen


gerardo9393

Looks like a giant scrotum


Bigmuscleliker567

Hello Clarence


crazybubba64

I really really really like this image!


ArtistQ

I have laughed until I'm feeling sick.


CarlitosGregorinos

OP is Dr. Robotnik


jrng

I thought this was chicken breast taped to glass.


Factor135

Before I saw the title, I thought youโ€™d laid out a chicken breast to fry


Acrobatic-Engineer94

I laughed but I feel bad now


Creepy-Selection2423

Wouldn't it be better for it to get an ultrasound? I mean, being Sonic, and all...


StratoVector

You want to roll out your hedgehog dough to ensure even cooking. Preheat oven for 325


thelurker247

It's getting crucified for it sins


MadJesterXII

Oh god my balls finally left me to seek a better life


GlennHaven

"Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Hog. I expect you... to die! HAHAHAHAHA!"


goosebattle

Moisturize me


deanomatronix

Thatโ€™s my hot water bottle


punnotfound

https://i.imgur.com/RXulPi0.png


MoeMalik

Weird lookin chicken breast, bro


Additional-Report-52

Sending this to my gf telling her thatโ€™s how I want to be treated


andio76

![gif](giphy|96N4qqW1JvL0c|downsized) Enough chit chat....skin the specimen


leobrescia

r/peoplefuckingdying


badabing_76

What is that the last Hedgehog on Earth or something?


hotel_soaps

There was a FIRE FIGHT!


xElectricHeadx

Whoopee cushion


4x4Welder

Forbidden steak


DaymD

On my phone, it looked like a chicken breast. I thought it was about cooking until i read the title.


Falanax

This is what I want to see on this sub, not politics


knobleak

Unhand me you cretin!


ww2planelover

He is ready for the sacrifice.


kfrazi11

This has got to be in the top five strangest images I've ever seen on the internet


mojavesnowfrog

I thought that hedgehogs had bones.


HumpieDouglas

Even I feel violated!


Careless-Passion991

Do you knowโ€ฆthe muffin man?


ElmertheAwesome

This is what peak *speed* looks like.


ExamCompetitive

I forgot to thaw the chicken this morning. Thanks for the reminder.


completed-that

Unfortunately, that's what most hedgehogs seen in the UK look like in summer.. RK


LittleWeasel097

Looks like my Nut Sack LOL


[deleted]

it looks like chicken breast


LeastPervertedFemboy

I cant stop laughing omg hahaha wtf


GrumpyAboutEverythin

Is this exorcism?


BLACK_BEEF_77

What's they're to see??? I mean really? Just a pancake creature ... ๐Ÿ˜‚ get Steve-O to jump over it or something ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’™ fuckin looks like me after the last trillionaire snow season ....fuckin laid out....โ„ ๐Ÿ” ๐ŸŒจ โ˜ƒ๏ธ โ›„ ๐ŸŽฟ โ„


Totallynotokayokay

Poor thing already not feeling well :(


fightingCookie0301

First I thought they shaved it ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚


Wide-Matter-9899

Looks like someone trying to make a wallet out of ball sack.


redit3rd

What in the Dr. Robotnik is this?


doppler_dan_man

In hedgehog culture, this is considered a dick move...


redfield73

What the hell happened to my guy sonic


Various_Effective793

The audacity. The disrespect.


DreamingDjinn

\*Cruel Angel's Thesis intensifies*


Daniel_San_II

[Poor little fella](https://media.tenor.com/CL7HMLRq9bMAAAAM/cheese-smiling-friends.gif)


Illustrious-Fact-640

My first tought: sick bastard tejping a hedgehog down on his back.


Shas_Erra

When she asks you to try some light bondage


involution

pan fried


Mechanic-Latter

I thought it was a chicken breast. I went from eww to aww to what to wait to laughing.


Fit-Narwhal-3989

Seasoning?


IAS316

No one show Dr. Eggman


TheFumingatzor

Bruh...


CarltonSagot

Spiderman holding the train back


Bitter_Silver_7760

๐Ÿ˜‚


Bproof4

"And they did experiments on me for hours!"


word_pasta

Mick Hucknall at the cafe window https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TVGoHome#:\~:text=Mick%20Hucknall's%20Pink%20Pancakes%2C%20in,tables%20and%20Chinese%20riot%20shields.


saltmarsh

No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!


scubascratch

No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!


miniigna_

The open mouth๐Ÿ˜ญ


TankApprehensive3053

I did not consent to this!!!


premiumsaltinecrackr

It's the tiny pieces of tape holding him down that's getting me ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Dankey-Kang-Jr

![gif](giphy|zrS3BIP8r5XvznAiGV|downsized)


DryPilot2030

Look like my saggy ballsack


authenticsanta

You know nothing mr. Hedgehog! Operation Grand Slam?


Ok-Nefariousness8612

Thought that was me


Mechagouki1971

Spatchcocked.


Elffyb

This is very undignified. The job gets done though.


DuztyLipz

I donโ€™t think Iโ€™ve giggled like this in a whileโ€ฆ The pose is killing me! Itโ€™s like the hedgehog is letting it all hang out.


CGPsaint

Oh the humanity!


Bartlet_is_President

*No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die*


ScrollyMcTrolly

Why do hedgehogs get better healthcare than me


Quirky_Discipline297

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?


jenayawut

LMAO


Candy_Badger

Previously, they hung a bear skin on the wall or the floor, now a hedgehog.


District-Acceptable

Looks like someone's balls sack lmao


AccomplishedWar265

Some crazy bdsm shit


off-and-on

Free him


Useful-Walk9827

Bologna


Shatophiliac

Homie looks like a pork chop ๐Ÿ˜‹


forevercurmudgeon

Chicken Schnitzi


ConsciousMuscle6558

Awe


Elguapo69

I donโ€™t know why I expected some sort of specialize hedge hog X-ray adapter. Nope. Just masking tape and a flat surface.


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

I thought that was a slice of ham in the oven.


amikio

Omg it's so wide and symmetrical


I_Hate_My_Cat_

![gif](giphy|Pmt9INtEp3HgY)


Odd-Studio-9861

![gif](giphy|FpZFdJBiElYHOZZ09G|downsized)


baoo

Makes me think of Rob Ford