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Vast_Breadfruit_162

Looks like a giant toddler hiding inside a couch cushion fort.


raihidara

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No-Suspect-425

![gif](giphy|WgObfIhbWCPEsS9xNL)


LiquidHate

![gif](giphy|BGIYwD1eAvBoN53VPt|downsized)


tbutz27

Paul Ruebens comedic genius is in the confused and innocent way PeeWee responds to the silliness in his world. That look upward as he falls back


tangcameo

Remember the basement!


ms_directed

[There's no basement in the Alamo! ](https://youtu.be/P5sfGD4TxG4)😁


Cthulu95666

That’s where the pedophiles keep their child sex slaves


TiogaJoe

Whenever my wife orders pie with ice cream, as the waiter walks away my wife always shouts, "Remember the Ă  la mode!"


GrittyMcGrittyface

You are a lucky man


Purebloods1

Yo I am so in


K1llerTr0ut23

Lmao that’s exactly what I said to my wife!


SlaveLaborMods

What does the Alamo have to do with his politics?


Silent_R

If you're looking for logic in this pile of absurdity, you're wasting your time.


thejudgehoss

Merry Christmas!


motorcyclist

dont you understand he is exercising his right to religion, by forcing his specific FACET of religion on everyone.


sygnathid

That one in particular is more of a strawman; nobody ever told them they couldn't say "Merry Christmas"; they just started making up the idea because some people referred to other holidays, and now they think saying "Christmas" is an act of rebellion.


beteez

Absolutely hilarious!


iankel1984

Can't fight stupid they have too much practice


the_last_carfighter

They have a bottomless well of BS to pull things from, whereas you can only know/remember so much, even if you are a genius, that's their advantage, that's why "debating" is so difficult. We should really leave it to the lizard people to deal with them.


Khristophorous

"They have a bottomless well of BS to pull things from, whereas you can only know/remember so much" You probably just summarized the upcoming debates. Last time it was simply "What about Hunter".


jewellya78645

Well, the Alamo was fought to preserve slavery in Texas. Santa Ana was marching to enforce the abolition of slavery. That detail isn't taught in schools. "The Alamo" was a successful degenerate-to-hero story of the Confederacy. And completely detaching it from the rest of the Confederacy was how the myth-making succeeded. So it tracks. Just not the way HE thinks.


SirEltonJonBonJovi

Not only were the “Texans” fighting to preserve slavery, and ironically enough, to keep an open border with Mexico so goods could travel back and forth easily. They were also mostly “settlers” i.e. illegal immigrants on Mexican land trying to take it for themselves and start their own thing on it. When the Mexicans came to give them what for most of them fled back to the US and the ones that holed up in the Alamo begged for U.S. military reinforcement but the U.S. government had a pact with Mexico and was like “ehhh sorry we aren’t starting a war with Mexico for you guys”.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

![gif](giphy|3o7TKvbMrAJwWlMyCQ|downsized)


jakeobrown

Growing up in TX schools, we never were hinted that the battle was the most avoidable bullshit exercise


matt_minderbinder

Entitled colonialist slavers don't deserve an ounce of praise. They definitely got the Columbus treatment in history books.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

![gif](giphy|BGIYwD1eAvBoN53VPt|downsized)


SD_TMI

[There’s a few references for this being the actual case (washing post link)](https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2021/06/10/myth-alamo-gets-history-all-wrong/)


Jumpy_Commission8479

I knew Sam Houston was a slave owner but had no idea the Texas war for “Independence” was fought because Mexico wanted to abolish slavery. Thank you for the link 🙏


jewellya78645

Thanks for the citation!


StoneGoldX

When I took a tour of the statehouse in Austin, docent was actually teaching the history..Shocked the hell out of me.


percussaresurgo

Is the sucking part included in the tour?


StoneGoldX

Goddamn auto correct. Shocked.


zondo33

this is why Republicans are destroying public schools, libraries and books - they don’t want you to know American or world history, math, science, civics because it will make people think or question and then making changes to make things fairer and better for everyone and that cant happen in republican policies. there cant have equality, knowledge and freedom because they want to maintain power. The less you know, its easier to be controlled, the more Republicans like it.


Ookami313

Well damn. 51 years on this earth and I had never heard this before. I always remember the history of The Alamo being taught as the US protecting its new territory from Mexico who was trying to reclaim it as theirs. Nothing about slavery was ever mentioned.


tangledwire

These asshats don't know shit about anything. They just spew poop everywhere and see what sticks. Just like their Orange Village Idiot 'leader'. I mean that's what they adore him. They totally relate.


[deleted]

When you’re talking for example about 40 million people that’s a lot and something big has gone seriously wrong.


uncle-brucie

To paraphrase Carlin, imagine the average American. 50% are dumber than that.


greenroom628

It's just like the people that say "The South shall rise again!". Basically, they want slavery back.


Altruistic-Text3481

Did you expect him to stand? Lost his toes to *diabeetes*!!! MAGA Proud Boy!


SystemsDefenestrator

You have no authority in Fort Kickass!


Obi-wan_Jabroni

![gif](giphy|UGl6A0pxXx8NW)


Norwejew

Don’t forget to spend the money in your goddamn flex account. It’s calendar year.


RocklobsterN7

These corporate bag munchers owe me $640 for my GODDAMN FLEX ACCOUNT!


killer_icognito

Stop he can only get so erect.


SinkHoleDeMayo

Chokebot needs to be put to good use.


xt0rt

What are you doing? You said start slacking off! Not *slacking*!


SamamfaMamfa

I don't know if this is the same man but it looks a LOT like the one I've seen sitting outside of a Plano Planned Parenthood years ago. I'd see him on the service road with all of his abortion is murder signs. After a while I noticed he sleeps in his truck and keeps it parked right next door to the planned parenthood.


Deezul_AwT

Which likely means he's sucking on the government teat for benefits. But tell him Trump wants to end Medicare/Medicaid and/or increase the SS retirement age, and he'll tell you they might, but they won't for "True Patriots" like him.


Nymaz

Guys like him: ["I'm on Medicare and Social Security. Anyone help me out? No."](https://youtu.be/yTwpBLzxe4U?si=idKW_Dp0cCZsBtfp) Everyone else: "You know that conservative candidate you support publicly stated he was going to cut Medicare and Social Security, right?" Guys like him: "Fake news!" *Conservative candidate wins and cuts Medicare and SS* Guys like him: "How could the Democrats do this to me?!?"


Terramotus

Don't you see, Republicans cut off benefits to undeserving welfare queens, while the Democrats cut off benefits to hard-working Real Americans like him. I'll let you guess how you can tell if people are deserving or not.


CrysFreeze

Why is this so accurate lmao


SamamfaMamfa

You and I both know there's no listening to reason with that kind of person but yes, actively campaigning for a person that actively works to make your life harder is a common trend with the right. All logic goes right out the window. But I will say, I don't believe covid was kind to him. Unless he moved on to Frisco and this is him, which is entirely possible, I haven't seen him since all of that. Not surprised if that is the case.


Imaginary_Goose_2428

Similar reaction: Look at him hiding in his little hate fort.


Silent_R

Remember the Hate Fort!


BigAl7390

They hated the Mexicans


Silent_R

And they still do.


SirEltonJonBonJovi

The irony being that the “Texans” were the illegal immigrants and were not only *not* assimilating to Mexican culture, they were basically trying to steal the land by “settling” it and start their own thing. Mexico was like “¿quieres putasso wey? We’ll be right up there
”


SynthwaveSax

His wittle safe space.


foiz5

He's sitting like he's filling a diaper too, and the chances are he is proudly shiddin like papa Dump'.


starrpamph

Is that Doug Dimmadome?


VolkspanzerIsME

That's a very apt metaphor for all these idiots.


r0botdevil

That's probably a great metaphor for his understanding of the geopolitical landscape, actually.


TheManWhoClicks

When you haven’t found your life’s purpose and you’re hitting 60.


tirch

Hope they’re hydrating in the 130 degree totally normal heat today.


Droidzer0

Hydration is a lie!! /s


KittyIsMyCat

Every person who's drank water has died! Explain that libs!


PsychicWarElephant

You mean the stuff in the toilet?


Osiris32

Dihydrogen monoxide is in our water supply! The government puts it there, but they won't tell you about it. Did you know it's used as an industrial solvent and is used in the production of gasoline? That's what you're drinking!


justsomedude1144

Obviously the Democrats are in league with big water


hexcor

Which is why I drink Woke-free water https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/anti-woke-water-conservatives-freedom2o-b2564039.html


Suspicious-Elk-3631

And wonder why your wife left you and kids won't have anything to do with you


MartiniPhilosopher

I don't want to, but I'm almost curious to find out who Curryab Chandra is. Let alone who is Esmeralda Upton. I feel like I keep close to several different news sources and cannot for the life of me tell you who these two people are, or why they'd be associated with Trump.


JerkfaceMcDouche

I believe Esmeralda Upton was a lady charged with hate crimes in Texas after she verbally and then physically assaulted an Indian woman. I can’t find anyone named Curryab Chandra on Google. I’m not familiar with anyone named Curryab anywhere actually.


Naeolen

My best guess at interpreting racist is that the lead counsel for the women that were assaulted was Subodh Chandra, and the lady called the women “curry-ass bitches.” No clue about Jbl.


grafiklit

I think “Jbl” is supposed to be “J6!”


WeirdSysAdmin

He’s giving away Jbl speakers!


SpiderDeUZ

I thought he was a wrestling fan


westward_man

>I think “Jbl” is supposed to be “J6!” I think it's "Free J6 / Free Esmeralda"


Danominator

You are like a conservative code breaker.


KateEatsWorld

Curry is friggin delicious


AZtoOH_82

January 6th liberators?


twec21

[Looks like you got it](https://twitter.com/SubodhChandra/status/1803273229772927217) I thought it was "Free J6!" as in Jan 6 with just a real shitty exclamation mark but I don't speak Texan


ruiner8850

>Esmeralda Upton was a lady charged with hate crimes in Texas after she verbally and then physically assaulted an Indian woman. That's exactly what these people want to be able to do with zero consequences. They think they should have the right to yell slurs, threaten, and attack groups of people who they don't like.


Aviyan

Curryab Chandra is probably a derogatory term for an Indian. Curryab is not an Indian name, so they probably making up a name.


BoilermakerG

Ironically I drove past this small gathering and saw some Indian Americans there too. It’s an odd coalition of racists, uneducated, wealthy minorities, and billionaires. They all share one thing in common. They want to break the current system at any cost and have no idea that the consequences will outweigh their benefits.


FauxReal

Well that tracks with him not wanting people to forget that the Alamo was a battle fought to preserve slavery.


optimusn

The latter is supposedly a Mexican American who did a hate crime on Naturalized American who are of south asian origin. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna157776.


1CUpboat

Found the second one, she’s serving up to 40 days for misdemeanor assault of some asian women. Arely a sentence worth complaining about. https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-news/us-hate-crime-texas-woman-convicted-for-racially-assaulting-asian-american-women-in-viral-2022-incident-101718860984400-amp.html


MtnDewTangClan

40 fucking days? That's how you know you're digging deep to find a name for your sign.


1CUpboat

I find it humorous that she’s Mexican American too


IllustriousEnd2211

The latter is a racist woman from nearby who just got convicted of hate crimes https://www.nbcnews.com/news/asian-america/texas-woman-convicted-hate-crimes-racist-assault-asian-women-rcna157776


1CUpboat

Sole reason I came to comment section


CaptainApathy419

My first thought was that Curryab Chandra was some birtherism conspiracy theory about Kamala Harris. Like, that’s her real name, and she’s hiding it because it proves that she wasn’t born in America.


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Powerbracelet

The babbling homeless man I walked past while visiting Denver this week was more sane than this guy


K1llerTr0ut23

Doesn’t surprise me 😂


ThatSandwich

This guy was on the daily show at one point, when they went to the border No idea which episode but I've seen it on YouTube Edit: For anybody that sees this comment: https://youtu.be/G0HV1SbMLMM?si=Pq2Mfivyq5vHrwaw&t=158


GoodShitBrain

But does he remember the Alamo?? I think not


Angelworks42

I'd bet money the only thing that guy could tell you about the Alamo is that it happened at the Alamo.


Downtown-Assistant1

Pepperidge Farm remembers.


Skyscreamers

Unfortunately many homeless are just undiagnosed schizophrenics that need medication but can’t afford it so end turning to different drugs as a way to cope


FalseMirage

Reagans’ gift to the nation that just keeps on giving.


nyutnyut

So are magats


scardien

Please don't disparage the homeless by comparing them to Magas


MrBrawn

Drove by someone on the highway with various cardboard signs duct taped to their car including one covering their license plate here in Florida.


Nottherealeddy

All good. There isn’t a license plate under there anyway. Just a placard they got in a kit from eBay declaring that the vehicle was for “travel” not commerce



onemorehole

Trump loves the poorly educated.


K1llerTr0ut23

They are his primary supporters.


PeaceBull

The base is such a weird duo      - Wealthy 1% that only care about paying less and having less regulation at any cost    - Self disenfranchising poorly educated who don’t realize they’re fighting against themselves    Edit: and then      - the rich point to the poor supporters to say “see, it’s not that I’m selfish even the have-nots get it!”   - the have-nots point to the rich to say “see? I’m not misguided! That guy who’s more successful than either of us agrees with me”   Even though neither’s reasons have any overlap 


MenopauseMedicine

It's the classic 'temporarily embarrassed millionaire' syndrome


ZeePirate

Millionaire is outdated. At this point it’s billionaire


MenopauseMedicine

I know I'm a permanently embarrassed trillionaire


Njorls_Saga

The 1% have convinced those making $25 an hour that those asking for $15 an hour are the problem.


billytheskidd

And really living comfortably in the US requires more than that in every state in the union. The trick has worked so well that they’ve even got people who’s time and labor is undervalued and underpaid complaining that those who are even more undervalued and underpaid are the reason they are being undervalued and underpaid.


Silver_Agocchie

>Wealthy 1% that only care about paying less and having less regulation at any cost   The wealthy 1% that actively want to crash the economy and destroy the middle class and democracy, so that they can buy up everything for pennies on the dollar to become the 0.1% with the rest of the 99.9% as their indentured servants.


PeaceBull

> with the rest of the 99.9% as their indentured servants Or as they call it righting modern histories wrongs 


[deleted]

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chemkay

[No, he really does.](https://youtu.be/Vpdt7omPoa0?si=94xabOSDdKstUDEP)


Frankie6Strings

My memory is pretty fuzzy on the Alamo but I remember Jan 6 very clearly.


lexm

The Alamo is when the Americans got slaughtered by Mexicans
 I’m not sure if that’s the part to remember.


jrzfeline

El Alamo was in Tejas, Mexican territory back then. Americans were allowed to settled in, but when Mexico abolished slavery they revolted against Mexico, they obviously refused to give up their slaves. That's the fundamental origin of the Texans revolt, keep owning slaves, and fought to the death to prove it. I remember that.


NWHipHop

Motivated by a desire for revenge, as well as their written desire to preserve a border open to immigration and the importation and practice of slavery, the Texians defeated the Mexican Army at the Battle of San Jacinto, on April 21, 1836 So in modern terms. The Mexicans were Ukraine fighting to hold their land and Texas were the Soviets Annexing land. All to keep exporting trade routes open and maintain slavery labor for the State.


Lethik

The Texas State History Museum has an exhibit dedicated to the Texas Revolution. It has rooms with several walls depicting the brave heroes of the revolution and their struggle. Oh, and one short sentence at the bottom of the last wall saying by the way the revolution mainly happened because slavery was outlawed in Mexico and their central government was becoming powerful enough to be able to be able to enforce it.


doom32x

Eh, more like Mexico invited the Americans to come to Texas/Mexico to fill up the land that they couldn't get their own citizens to move to, made them pinky swear to not practice slavery and to convert to Catholicism and then realized too late that Americans gonna American and tried to put the genie back in the bottle too late.


sagevallant

Texans. They weren't part of the United States yet. And the only reason they weren't Mexicans is because they declared independence from Mexico. Thus leading to the Alamo.


p____p

Texas fought for independence from Mexico largely because Mexico had outlawed slavery.   Then shortly after joining the US, Texas seceded with the confederacy, in order to keep slavery.   The reason Oklahoma has that weird panhandle is that the US had already outlawed slavery north of that line of latitude, so Texas gave it up. If they couldn’t keep slaves there, they didn’t want that land.    Juneteenth is a celebration of the date that (several months after the civil war ended) a brigade of 2000 troops landed in Galveston to enforce the Emancipation Proclamation in the state of Texas.    Also, every prison built on Texas land up til the 1980s was built on the site of a former slave plantation. In effect, slavery in Texas [never fully ended.](https://www.austinchronicle.com/news/2024-06-14/plantations-to-prison-farms-how-far-have-we-come/)


sagevallant

Would you believe Texas declared independence from Mexico in 1836, joined the United States in 1845, and seceded from the US in 1861 to join the Confederacy? They left two different nations over their "right" to keep slaves within 25 years.


Nottherealeddy

One might say slavery is ingrained *clapclapclap* deep in the heart of Texas đŸŽ”


octopornopus

Bunch of slave owners made a last stand in the basement from the army of Sanity Anny.


pennradio

I'm pretty sure I learned in the documentary Pee Wee's Big Adventure that The Alamo doesn't have a basement.


OtterishDreams

Tell em large marge says hello


NWHipHop

They have cheap car rentals with large trunks though


earhere

Mexico said to American settlers at the Alamo that they couldn't have slaves anymore, and those at the Alamo fought the Mexican military. So when you remember the Alamo, remember that they were fighting to keep slave labor.


RobbyRock75

Another damaged soul pretending he has a home with this Maga movement family


Sweatytubesock

What an absolutely pointless way to waste a day of your life.


ManEEEFaces

Exactly. Like what does a “successful” day look like to him? I’m guessing it includes arguments with others.


Gluske

How am I supposed to remember something I don't give a shit about


DapprDanMan

You mean you aren’t taking up time and energy each day worrying about what happened at the Alamo? Pfft you must hate the constitution /s


donnerpartytaconight

I just want my bike back but I can't get downstairs.


therabbidchimp

![gif](giphy|4Gbd2FstY5a8Ve7cO6|downsized)


Affectionate-Winner7

You mean when we stole territory from Mexico like we stole an entire continent from the native American Indians


giantshortfacedbear

Remember: they vote.


inkswamp

Yep. And unlike the people on my side, they don’t quibble over minor things or snap into a circular firing squad before each election.


K1llerTr0ut23

Sometimes I’m embarrassed to be a Texan đŸ€ŠđŸŒâ€â™‚ïž


Express-Way9295

Governor Abbott is doing his darnedest to make it a 24/7 embarrassment. Of course, ERCOT will assist him in this venture...


Probably_Not_Evil

Then he'll blame Wind and Solar for any blackouts. 


Diamondhands_Rex

Wind and solar sure are putting I work in Texas must be all the wind flowing between these MAGA republicans hollow heads


ScarfaceTheMusical

More and more each day


TemperatureTop246

Only sometimes, fellow Texan? I feel it daily.


ESCMalfunction

We gotta get Allred in to start to turn the ship đŸ’Ș


celtic1888

Last poll had Cruz up by double digits  WTF Texas? Help us help you


Virtual_Syrup262

False picture, I don't see a single AR-15 in sight don't lie to me boy


K1llerTr0ut23

There was a guy to his far right covering him 😂


alexdelicious

Both literally and metaphorically.


qubedView

Remember the Alamo! When we fought to the death against Mexico’s oppressive anti-slavery laws.


Downtown-Item-6597

He's voting in November, are you?


Dempsey64

This is a great get-out-the-vote meme.


LarYungmann

I blame Rush Limbaugh. May he rot in hell.


Greatest_of_Jimmies

Trump supporters may be stupid but they sure are stupid.


tmotytmoty

*so what do you do for a living?*. *oh my husband and I are crazy, and you?*


ITeechYoKidsArt

I bet his truck’s nuts are huge.


krichard-21

Global warming doesn't care if he believes or not. It's not cooling off, is it?


CanadianJediCouncil

He’s a hoarder of filthy, bad-take homemade signs.


twintiger_

A reminder of the gravity of the importance in helping your children develop the ability to honestly and critically self-reflect!


brickyardjimmy

Frisco, Texas is under an excessive heat warning right now. But, yes, global warming is a lie.


GoofinBoots

Who is Jbi?


K1llerTr0ut23

I was hoping Reddit could provide me that answer


Flying_FLIcker

I think jbl is meant to be J6!


nightmaresabin

Not JBL the wrestler?


Strawbuddy

You mean makers of stereos, cassette tapes and headphones JBL?


bestbuyman

Wtf the Alamo have to do with the year 2024. That shit happened before anyone's lifetime today.


ThrowingChicken

I live in Texas. I can’t imagine anyone living in Texas not believing in global warming. It’s hot as fuck and gets hotter every damn year. Maybe they don’t think it’s man made, or they don’t think there is anything we can do about it, but to not believe it at all? I’d bet $5 this dweeb thought Colorado was too liberal and moved down here a year ago and thinks this is just how it’s always been.


space_manatee

Find yourself someone that loves you like white boomers love putting their uninformed opinions that nobody asked for on signs. 


electricmehicle

Guy waving confederate flag: “thuh democrats was the KKK betcha dint no that.”


inkswamp

Good god, that talking point has to be the most braindead thing these parrots have ever learned to repeat.


Gildenstern2u

Bro is sitting in one of the hottest places in the US talking bout climate change being a hoax. Dumb f***


jfreer22

How cute, a community gathering of tender snowflakes behind an orange spray tanned cause.


shen9089

Late to the party but this guy is a real piece of work. I used to pass him everyday sitting out front of a women’s clinic protesting abortion and yelling at drivers, playing his guitar. The best part was the women’s clinic didn’t even provide abortions. He is not a friendly individual at all.


nmgrinding

Why did I assume there was a mobility scooter in the picture😂


Jabbles22

I bet this guy thinks black people should "get over it" when it comes to slavery and Jim Crow but we can't forget about the Alamo.


CoolAbdul

Freaks


iafx

Says the guy wearing a hat made in China


HonkeyDong6969

Why is it always the pretty ones?


globaloffender

Scooter under there??? I bet


AggressiveAd6043

Who is curryab Chandra?


outsidepointofvi3w

The Alamo ? Watf does that have to do with anything ?


Flat-Limit5595

Talking about global warming in the tx heat is a special kind of ignorance


LiquidHate

![gif](giphy|BGIYwD1eAvBoN53VPt|downsized)


organicchunkysalsa

Remember the Alamo? You mean where General Santa Anna and his army destroyed the Texans?


No_Huckleberry_2905

from a somewhat civilized country it just looks so absurd that the USA has those insane freaks sitting around, as if they were waiting for the next ride to the mental ward. so absurd and so sad.


Ghstfce

Another fine "Patriot" unable to stand for more than a few minutes. Exactly what GAWD intended! /s


nin10dudu

![gif](giphy|EwoxSOgwE6qGs)


Strobooty4

That man looks like he’s about to die of global warming


Eternal_210C8A

That 'Merry Christmas' sign has seen some shit.


Ted_Hitchcox

At this point it's like GOP went 'who is an overlooked demographic we can target'? And someone said 'the mentally ill' as a joke.


bluemaciz

Remember to vote the fall, or folks like this will decide for you.