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Individual-Ideal-610

Things…I wouldn’t immediately do anything crazy. But the longer time appeared to be frozen for everyone but me, the more I would do and try. Like ground hog day. 


Cucumber_Cat

are the coords an army base?


Witchsorcery

Yeah, those are the coordinates to Area 51


Journeyj012

How long do I have, and when does it freeze? At the end of the workday, for half an hour? Go to the bus stop and steal some phones. Start of the day, for 24 hours? Sleep in A month? Throw objects at people so that when time unfreezes their body gets obliterated, run the marathon in both the slowest and fastest time ever. Do I keep internet access?


Worth-Opposite4437

Of course you have internet access! It's just that your upload download speed is terrible when you can't even spend a fraction of a second by bit.


ligmaballsbozo

I think you know what "things" 😏


twicecutie

Ok ligmaballsbozo


LinosZGreat

Ok twicecutie


Distinct-Try9644

Yeah watching every single show and movie on Netflix what else 


LinosZGreat

r/usernamechecksout


SamohtGnir

Nothing, I'd be frozen! :D Ok ok, I'll assume you meant for everything except me. I'd probably lounge around for the first bit, mainly to see if it came back. After a few days I'd start snooping in places I'm not suppose to get in to.


veggietells

Definitely going to Area 51.


Adavanter_MKI

All of the above? lol... Well probably not a terrorist cell because how would I find them? Similar to celebs. You said lounge around all day. So I'm guessing it's only 24 hours? Maybe I could get down to a rich area somewhere and make a little bank. I'd definitely be focused on monetary gain.


OneOfManyParadoxFans

I'd drive 5 laps around town to see how fast I could get. Either that, or find a race track nearby and have fun.


Nerdy59

I don't think cars work when time is frozen...


OneOfManyParadoxFans

No time like the everpresent to find out.


Smitologyistaking

I mean by that logic a human being wouldn't "work" either, you need to draw some kind of boundary between what is affected by the time freeze and what isn't


coollamborghini

This is the right answer


Ewumd68

I think if I specified the things id be banned, from life


Worth-Opposite4437

We may be thinking alike.


TimotheeOaks

Go shopping


SoulOuverture

How would I even get to area 51 in a day, I can't fly a plane lol.


Worth-Opposite4437

No time. You don't age. You can walk to there. A boat shouldn't be too risky on still waters.


Journeyj012

Would the plane even start in the first place?


TheDurandalFan

"Things" find a way to extend the frozen time (or find out it's frozen for me for eternity), and do a bunch of good things that no one will know how it happened, find a way to refreeze time, then find a way to unfreeze time. then unfreeze time after finding out how to unfreeze time. now I can freeze time and no one can do a thing about it.


Just_Swan_9690

Depends completely on if people see me when they are frozen


Worth-Opposite4437

You can't know that. You'll just have to take the risk.


g0ose_withrants

"Things"... Crimes, all sorts of crimes!


ZombieAppetizer

\*All


YourBoyTussin1122

Things. I’d walk directly into Area 51.


Vedertesu

That's the option below it


YourBoyTussin1122

Oh. My brain operates like a normal human brain. Not a computer. God damn my brain!


Vedertesu

You should seriously get your brain checked, everyone should be able to know immediately where something is based on coordinates


YourBoyTussin1122

I know. I’m so screwed.


JAKE5023193

nothing because i cant move 🤷‍♂️


Worth-Opposite4437

Now that's just the sad version of it...


doc720

If time froze, I couldn't do anything. The act of doing requires time to not be frozen.


toast_of_temptation_

The Daily Wire exists and I don’t like that :3


Splatter_Shell

Things: Move stuff around to freak out people, go to the mall and steal some plushies, vibe (IDK)


bluetheperhaps

Things... ungodly horrific things that yall are too scared to admit to also intrusively wanting to do in that situation. :3


scratchfan321

Would probably draw pen mustaches onto the faces of as many people as possible for the duration that time is paused


Recent_Garden8114

I would first travel the untied states taking spark plugs out of every non emergency car i find. Then I would go to every super market/ grocery store and switch the labels on 1% and 2% milk but leave the expiration date. After I'm done with that I will go and take small children's toys from stores and deliver them to orphanages and areas with serve poverty. Then as my final act I will go to spend my final days at a mountain with a beautiful view and watch the sun rise and set. While I am doing these acts I will be taking pictures and recording my journey. The question is will time ever unfreeze. Am I the thing that is freezing time. Once I pass will time resume. Will everybody got back to normal just being very confused because they are spark plugless and their milk doesn't taste bad but it doesn't taste like normal. My acts are going to be known but they will soon be forgotten. Everybody that say the recording and pictures would know but what about the rest of the world. The real question is what will others remember you for.


A_Dinosaurus

new copypasta just dropped!


Recent_Garden8114

what does that mean?


rando358

have a panic attack


JasonAndLucia

Man I suck at trying to pick the least voted options


Strongit

If I could control it by will, found the fastest, most expensive delivery service ever.


Equivalent_Bike_6801

Ever since I retired, time has frozen.


1kazul

“Things”. I’d work on figuring out: 1, what caused time to freeze. 2, how I know that it is frozen, what’s different? 3, if this means that people and things are frozen too. and if so, how to unfreeze it ASAP because everything will die in approx. 8 minutes if the sun is frozen. And 4, if I figure stuff out and it turns out to just be a bunch of time to myself, probably mess up some bad guys’ plans (option 1) and visit Area 51 (option 6).


noooooooooo000000000

I'm about to give you the most vague clarification ever "shenanigans" that's what I do if time suddenly froze


Good-Sky-8375

tbh I'd probably finish the books I've been trying to finish. I'm working on 2 currently.


A_Bulbear

Do I age when time freezes? and when does time stop, if at all?


SkillAdjuster

I think we know the obvious. But once I would get my initial thoughts out of the way I'd probably get money, a lot of money. How long would time be frozen? Can cars, boats, planes, still function?


Polygon02

If it was forever, I'd do all of the above. Have fun doing anything that interests me, and when I do all of that stuff, I would dedicate the rest of existence to trying to unpause time with the ability to pause it again. I do say one thing though, I think the OP means frozen for a day (due to the third option), or just until you do what you wanted.


randomsonicmodder

Can i control it by will? Is air and cars an exception?


Excellent_Speech_901

TIL Google maps has a special icon for street view for the last item.


MuffinWeeb125

I'm going to 28°24′00″N 80°36′00″W dumbass


Zestyclose_Pop_5907

Well If I knew the time limit on it, Rob some stores, Get away with murder (cameras can't work and no witnesses so simply not leaving evidence would be easy), other crimes (non-specific)


thatmariohead

I'd put a thumbtack on the chair/stool of every teacher on duty in every school currently in session. It would be useless, but it would be hilarious.


ArcticFoxWaffles

Assuming I'm still able to move around and that I know or can choose when to unfreeze time, I'd go around the world and make some improvements


Right-Acanthisitta-1

I would kill the daily wire cast


Logical-Drummer2414

“Things” ie watching all the shows I want then using [character.ai](http://character.ai) because why not I have nothing else to do and I don’t know the way to my best friend’s house


charlieq46

I'm just gonna explore. Check out people's back yards, see what's in their sheds, go eat some food off of people's plates in restaurants to confuse them, etc.


Breathinghuman2

rob the nearest hot topic


dilucs_waifu

i would not be able to go to area 51 because i live on the other side of the atlantic so instead i would probably go rob a bank


Culteredpman25

Things. Imma read the whole ass library.


A_Miphlink_shipper

steal a hotdog for reasons


Huh_well_we_are_dead

All of the above


AshleyGamics

definetely rob a bank for extra money, cant think of anything else right now


LunarLeopard67

3rd choice because I'm lazy and my family never shut up


spacepope68

If you mean by 'time froze' that the people stopped moving I'd do 'things'. Don't ask, dont tell.


Clamber-Cloud

I'd get to work on my projects (my art stuff that I told people I was going to do and then...)


Colorblind2010

i would go to the store and eat chocolate


SuperBroy97

Well be frozen duh  But if I was the only one unfrozen, I'd run to the nearest needle juice records location and steal some tally hall vinyls & CD's


CommanderAurelius

i'm things


ninjesh

Probably nothing, because I would be frozen


KroznaktheBearLord

I'd destroy a terrorist cell if I happened to find one or already knew where one was. Realistically, I'd be trying to find someone else who was unfrozen. Preferably a scientist.