All the best pop girls are in the sixes https://preview.redd.it/lmt3p6wb4b9d1.jpeg?width=1108&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2290a9bafe699216c0082aa9a72c4800ab822988

They did our girl so dirty

Bing Bong Bing Bong Bing Boo Bing Bong Bingly Bongly Boo 😔😔😔

https://preview.redd.it/fotebxkbra9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cd0478ac58d79d0ed8e19abca27773f6004aeb0 Nobody is safe I'm afraid

she did not eat that up for lunch infact

And I don't talk shit about you on the internet, never told anyone anything bad

https://preview.redd.it/klv37g1b3b9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af464a209d968a05a9bfd95cccfb428412d5431a

https://preview.redd.it/yaa0zhbaxc9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc2f2e2fbf1381fda8cc96f4115ca1011d49ed21 They hate our boy

incel album incel album

Until everyone and their mother puts Les on their date pic story

Camp isn’t great but to rate it a 1.6 is just plain fucking mean (and objectively incorrect) I’d say somewhere in 4.5-5.7 range makes sense

look I listened to this album a ton in high school but it’s not good lol

1.6 is insane. If it was 4 or 5 I wouldn’t be saying anything bc a lot of it hasn’t aged great. Three of his biggest hits (Les, bonfire, heartbeat) were on this record tho like that alone should keep it above a 2 even if every other song was the worst thing you’ve heard

What the fuck

Absolutely insane score, childish gambino I’m so sorry

too high

an accurate score

Babe it's upside down just like in the cover. It's 8.9

8*9

omg pitchfork gave her a 72

mid blonde white women everywhere in shambles rn

excuse you, I'm actually ginger

Do you also work late?

*I'm working late cause I'm a ginger*

I'm a full-time student at Barbz U

I’m a man

Birds of a Feather was the only heavy hitter on there imo

When Lamour de ma vie is right there?

OTHER WAY AROUND 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

I respectfully disagree that it is a heavy hitting song on this album. It is just okay to me, I'm about 50% liable to skip it if it comes on shuffle.

I’m sorry but birds of a feather is so generic especially with masterpieces like chihiro which is the one of the best songs of the decade this far it just makes that such an L take

Some of us are content to be basic. My criteria for good music is essentially can I run or lift to it? If yes, good. I barely listen to lyrics. Vibes only.

Well it’s over pop heads we can’t run to house music how will we listen to renaissance now

Camila ate her up 0.3 times

barbz stay in school

Camilla ate her up 1.04545455 times

i’m not a barb babe

Spoken like a proud alumnae of Barbz U

alumnus*

Aluminum*

^ camila's album certification

Good try on the math.

Do meth not math.

Can't speak to meth, but I can tell you that amphetamine and math go together really well as a premed student. Also it makes keeping abs insanely easy.

just like my coked up fave 🦄 chii 🎀

the writer's staff at pitchfork are the real tortured poets atp

Sorry but there's no way C,XOXO is better than Peppa’s Adventures: The Album. Pitchfork is over.

Is 6.9 the album rating or is it the name of one of the tracks?

The Toilet Papers Department FAILED to out-acclaim Havana Oh Na Na girl, get up from the floor TayPayola

Toilet Paper Department failed to outacclaim a Shein Charli XCX

Its like if the girl from the James Corden Cinderella went into the cloning machine from the fly but a Britney spears impersonator on poppers wandered in to the other pod

toilet paper department took me out good night

Didn’t most of the pop girlies get the score between 6-7? Except some 1 or 2

most do, but Charli managed to get an 8 from them this year

And beyonce who... Always gets an 8 or above.

I knew about Beyonce.That’s why she’s the exception…She’s consistently good..

as she should. I didn't mention her in my previous comment because Cowboy Carter isn't really a pop album-- I mean, some songs are definitely pop but there's also country and hip-hop inspired songs

good for her.Brat deserved that.

[удалено]

Gaga always gets like a 14 out of 10 in the writers mind but it’ll be too powerful if they gave her that

the girls are getting wet tonight 🤪

Wait someone actually listened to Camilla’s album? I thought it was fake

I’m ngl I was hyped for xoxo and completely forgot abt it 😭

the album is so good too

I thought it was a hoax like Katy Perry’s career

What about Cupcakke

Outacclaimed every single traylor song

As much as people shit on Camila I would rather listen to that 100 times before this torture poet album

No this is true since it’s just around 35 minutes of torture as opposed to like 2 hours of 31 songs + the Voicenotes + the fart noises + anton moaning while back is jacking him off

I’m wheezing at the Anton part lmfaooooo

I just listened to her album, no you don't want to

this is so demonic and darksided

Mid-Pop is its own genre now.

I guess sixes are the new sevens

A six is a five that you're talking yourself into fucking

Camila at least actually tried to make something creative and interesting while taylor released the biggest snoozefest of all time

first charli and now camila? my brown girlies are THRIVING 💅💅

Turns out you can’t just throw a bunch of money at artists of colour and expect it to fix your image or career, who knew?

She ran to Atlanta because she needed a couple dollars, it’s a tried and true strategy

Taylor should run to Hotlanta since she loves a couple dollars

U cunty chikorita

At least C, XOXO was listenable....

This is fuckin hilarious

It's because it was easier to masturbate to her 'if you like Harmony Korine, you'll love' ass album cover.

Not everyone can have a Brat moment I fear P.s. I tried to listen to the miseducation of Lauryn hill today and I had to stop it in the second track. Dreadful.

Oh that's not

Delete it fat

You have horrible music taste 🙏

not liking x-factor?? the miseducation of matcha_parfait_ i fear

I see what you did there.