Just finished my ground level bird bath last week and 5 California Quail with 11 chicks out there right now. Guess they appreciate the quailty of my work.
Not a pun, but a good line...
"When I found her it was like a good quail hunt. My faithful companion pointed her out -- so I snuck up, rustled the bush, she flew up, and I bagged her!"
For her: “He thinks I’m high quail-ity” For him: “True love makes us e-quail partners”
Make sure you include a picture of Doug as Quailman.
https://preview.redd.it/baerq6wsez7d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7f88bc43c58cf935e24750154f03d9231b43804
This is too hard. I quail at the task.
We have a quail of a time
When you're looking for bird puns on the Internet, accept no E Quails
Just finished my ground level bird bath last week and 5 California Quail with 11 chicks out there right now. Guess they appreciate the quailty of my work.
'"I'm a quail-ty catch, and quite pheasant at that." Two fowl jokes for the price of one.
1 hen + 1 cock ... The start of a covey
Not a pun, but a good line... "When I found her it was like a good quail hunt. My faithful companion pointed her out -- so I snuck up, rustled the bush, she flew up, and I bagged her!"
"... And with this one, I bagged my limit."
I'll come up with some puns, but right now my dog and I just want to know where all these wild quail are?!
Socorro New Mexico!
Our love will never quail
"Want to start a covey?"
"Let's spend some quail-ity time"
We're having a quail of a good time.
For her: “He thinks I’m high quail-ity” For him: “True love makes us e-quail partners” Make sure you include a picture of Doug as Quailman. https://preview.redd.it/baerq6wsez7d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7f88bc43c58cf935e24750154f03d9231b43804
"You are in-quail-dible" is also one. Alternatively "something, something, i love you as much as there are quails, something" or so
"I cant quail (quell) my love for you" maybe?
“Life with you is like a fairy quail” with a little castle and a quail in a princess gown