Okay but like.. he's kinda hot idk..
Most 🏠ophobique men go to the gym and have great physiques and like.. I can just imagine pretending to work out at the gym but I'm really only there to look at his hot body 🥴 And like I would act straight but I would kinda flirt with him idk like- And like we will be friends and I invite him to my house to play League and after a losestreak we get drunk and he goes "Damn bro, you're kinda cute.." and I blush and squirm in my sofa and reply with "Yo wtf.. 🙄"
But deep inside I want him to just fill me up right there and then.. And then I go to the kitchen to get some water and then I suddenly feel big, strong, veiny hands wrapped around my tiny little cute miniscule eeny-miny waist.. And I turn around and he's just soo disheveled (but hot asf) and his eyes scream nothing but lust and then he kisses my neck and I can feel his hot, musty breath and
I’m waiting for someone to flame me in messages, I want a juicy story 
🏠o📞s are getting crazier, doing stuff like this because of a name 
I agree, homophones are so hard to handle when you're dyslexic :/ s/
“Sorry, your sexual preferences make me unable to play this game with you” Get a fucking gripppp how does anyone live their life like that
Afraid they might catch feelings.
He was expecting a woman, I assume? I normally tell randos a male name because of this.
this is happened to me so many times that i warn people im not a girl when they friend request me
Okay but like.. he's kinda hot idk.. Most 🏠ophobique men go to the gym and have great physiques and like.. I can just imagine pretending to work out at the gym but I'm really only there to look at his hot body 🥴 And like I would act straight but I would kinda flirt with him idk like- And like we will be friends and I invite him to my house to play League and after a losestreak we get drunk and he goes "Damn bro, you're kinda cute.." and I blush and squirm in my sofa and reply with "Yo wtf.. 🙄" But deep inside I want him to just fill me up right there and then.. And then I go to the kitchen to get some water and then I suddenly feel big, strong, veiny hands wrapped around my tiny little cute miniscule eeny-miny waist.. And I turn around and he's just soo disheveled (but hot asf) and his eyes scream nothing but lust and then he kisses my neck and I can feel his hot, musty breath and
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