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MadamXY

Take grandma’s advice and find a man with a foot fetish.


taxxvader

#*Quentin Tarantino enters the chat*


Fighting_Platinum

Dan Schneider also enters the chat…with a camera


No_Pear8383

Bro, she’s way too old for Schneider. She’s literally like 10x older than his target demographic.


Fighting_Platinum

Oh mb mb, maybe she has any grandchildren she can set up with for good ol’ Dan


ThatUblivionGuy

More like any great grandchildren, he doesn’t take ‘em younger than 10!


Fighting_Platinum

Oh right…maybe they’ll be starring in a new Nickelodeon series this year…can’t wait!


whiteclawthreshermaw

You forgot a zero.


Fit_Personality_3281

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


MiddlePsychology8385

😅😅


MonarchOfReality

ive just realized this ladies haircut is now a trend with all those cabbage patched haircuts lol


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Cinderella had a fairy godmother, I'm pretty sure that was cheating.


Eeddeen42

But a fairly godmother is just a really effective wingwoman. Think about it.


jediben001

I feel like a similar affect could be gained by having a really rich friend who is committed enough to getting you a partner that they’re willing to spend a lot of money on it


No_Pear8383

Nah. Have you seen today’s dating game? Take all the help you can get. I see mofos out here with 5 different dating apps still not getting laid. That shit isn’t going to help them get a personality but they need all the help they can get.


Ok-Rhubarb-5774

Post it again. It will be even more rare


psychedelic_gravity

Ok. I’ll post it tomorrow bro.


Ground_breaking_365

!Remindme 24 hours.


Ground_breaking_365

You have not posted it bro


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Techman659

She cooked the entire population of only fan hos in 5 seconds.


mike_pants

They turn off the camera at the end of the day and enjoy a full bank account with their families. You gave one of them $5 and ate a Hot Pocket that was still cold in the center. Let's not judge too harshly.


popepipoes

95 percent of them don’t make minimum wage lol


mike_pants

I know they don't. But they still buy Hot Pockets, the poor dears. Can't teach incels.


CyanideTacoZ

God forbid people have standards to not want openly promiscuous women


mike_pants

God forbid we have to deal with the men who say things like this.


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mike_pants

And are still happier than troglodytes like yourself desperately trying to denigrate them. Win win!


Suturb-Seyekcub

Troll


mike_pants

They absolutely are. Ugh.


Fign

Or pimps !


Sol-Blackguy

If you projected any harder, I could see your reply in the night sky


Acceptable-Cow6446

r/unexpectedpickuplines


PassiveMenis88M

Comment stealing bot https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/comments/18byt55/let_her_cook/kc7e8k8/ Report > Spam > Harmful bots


whiteclawthreshermaw

Flame thrower? Grandma's out here being the God damn Dominant of Ifrit.


dedynechsitho40

Bad bot


ThrowRA_Cat_stare

I feel so called out lol


No_Pear8383

It’s all good. Cinderella was going for guys with a foot fetish. If that’s your thing, well… I guess maybe walk around without a shoe and see which guys are particularly helpful. If not, I think bikinis will probably give you a better idea of which guys are interested.


cr4psignupprocess

Cinders married a man that failed to recognise her because she wasn’t in make up and a pretty frock. I’m not sure who the winner is here, but it isn’t her!


Riding_The_Bi-Cycle

Correlation != Causality


PassiveMenis88M

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[deleted]

It's got nothing to do with clothing. Cinderella is HOT


thatindiandood

Oof


Taurius

Just a reminder that Cinderella is originally a Chinese fairy tale about the virtues of girls having tiny feet. So thousands of girls had their foot bound so they could attract rich men. "Yo grandma! Show us your feet!"


LameImsane

Grandma, stop roasting the younger generations. They are already having a hard time coping.


taigahalla

no way this is real, i'm dead


chocotaco

It's an actual Tiktok account. They post stuff like this.


_________________420

Because its not. OP is a bot. Also this quote has been posted on Facebook memes for like 10+ years now. They just out a picture of a grandma behind it. Not at all a rare insult lol


ChickensPickins

Daaaaaaaaaamn, Gladys straight droppin nukes


ZeroBlade-NL

Cinderella had a shoe size so strange nobody else in the kingdom fit that thing


BreakfastAkai

Grandma out here with literally ALL THE SMOKE.


BreakfastAkai

Half naked? Granny.....these bitches out here have whole ass twitter accounts of videos of them getting plowed out in every hole - still have no man in the house or anyone wifing them up.


Infected-Bat

Nowadays you gotta at least put the shoe on


shensfw

With global warming, it’s too hot not to be naked.


Newdaytoday1215

This “joke” was originally directed at Grandma’s generation. I think it was a joke from the “Beach Bingo” movie series(How to stuff a wild bikini?), if not, then it comes from one of the dozens equally entertaining knockoffs. The old woman looking at a girl in a bikini says that and points out she herself didn’t even have even have to take off a shoe. The comeback is actually the punchline. It’s been decades since I’ve seen it and doubt the movies are shown anymore so forgive as a murder the comeback but the girl reminds the woman that the prince couldn’t tell Cinderella apart from any other girl in the village and that she has a “hunch” she didn’t have take off a shoe because her face “just rings a bell”. It funny how Boomers are become their villains in their own timeline.


leapfrog2115

Prince charming. Trinity from matrix. I agree. How dare we


crimsonhh

A generation of sluts


Grapefruit_Mule877

😩


notrealcc

😂👀 i think we need a medic


Grapefruit_Mule877

LMAO


cubntD6

Yeh but u look like Jeremy Clarkson


AllTheSith

Granny still got good laid and with grandchildren.


HeyEverythingIsFine

Dayum that's hellfire


brawnsolo

I don't think the woman in this photo said this


Ill-Shopping-9546

Because we don't want to get roasted. Literally.


pokeraf

She got lucky the prince had a foot fetish.


ddgk2_

She does have a point.


Dreadnought_69

That Cinderella is a fairytale?


heckintexan420

Dayum


Gormless_Mass

Goodnight, Grandma. No bedtime fairy tales for you


FourScoreTour

Yeah, but one of those is a fairy tale. Just sayin.


Pay_No_Bill

Gran should never stop cooking


CemeterySaliva

^(I'm not naked at all and still single.) ^(...)


psychedelic_gravity

Well get naked and don’t be single 🫣


Wild_Interview_4097

Good grief smh


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If you live ona farm


Far_Risk_2

Ever considered that you might be a pigpen?


JustTooRuthless

This is misogynistic rhetoric. Reported..


AllTheSith

Saying that being half naked don't get you a good partner is misogynistic? Call me misogynistic. And I also think that man too shouldn't be getting half naked. Y'all are just lacking rizz.


GoldenGirlsFan213

I don’t know if she’s still alive today, but if she is, bless the woman’s soul.


No_Dependent_1846

Exactly! At least charge for it!


Svengoolie75

Granny ain’t tripping she’s had a few mean ones in her days 😂😂😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️


ExcitingStress8663

Can't lose 2 shoes. No shoes = dead.


HikiNoKami

Pedro Pascal enters the chat.


Zealousideal_Dark_47

I love this


evex5tep

It's offensive but true: "there is a BIG difference between someone you'd sleep with, and someone you're willing to marry" There's the secret ladies, embrace it and not care or avoid being some dudes chew toy before he gets a new one.


Shirtbro

Ok Silent Generationoomer


leapfrog2115

So true. Also take into consideration Snow White. It always starts with a lean in kiss.