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When I was 5, I was home alone and decided to make a cup of tea by myself for the first time. I added milk and sugar but it just didn’t taste right. It wasn’t until I asked my mother afterwards that I realized I’d forgotten the tea.
It looked just like this.
I love this story. It goes to show how smart a 5 year old is 😂 that’s okay, I was making butter sandwiches for a a few weeks until my 10yr old brain kinda figured out that was stupid.
Welp, I planned to make some honey sandwich... Three times in a row I forgot to add butter to bread first, and then my stomach was too full from forcing myself not to waste that food to eat anything nice.
I've done something similar recently. I put the teabag in the cup, boiled the kettle, then instead of pouring the water in I poured in cold milk. It was a mug of cold milk with a teabag in the bottom
Fun fact: In the UK people would put milk in first because back in the day their cups would crack if they poured boiling hot tea into them. Milk was added first to cool the tea immediately, preserving the China.
I think Earl Grey is served black with lemon, although I'm not a tea drinker, so I'm not 100% sure.
A London Fog might look *similar* to this, but hopefully a bit nicer, as it's an Earl Grey with foamed milk on the top.
Cum on ‘im, bus! It’s when a bus has become sentient and flesh has formed around it and it has become capable of reproducing sexually.
In this situation it is common for the bus company to tie down the bus driver and have the bus cum on the driver. This forms a thick, sticky bond between the driver and the bus. Although sometimes it unfortunately leads to pregnancy which would be a crime against nature when it’s a bus and a person. Usually, but not always, this happens if the driver is a woman. The baby bus grows so big inside of the person that it will burst out like an alien. Unfortunately there is no way to abort it before so you just have to sit and wait until it bursts out.
I love the episode / painted book when the english just drank warm water......and then somehow, someway - a leaf fell into one of those warm watered cups...
I believe it was in an Asterix and Obelix episode / book....
Any other suggestions?
I believe the story was that Asterix and Obelix went to help the Brits with the invading Romans. They brought a barrel of their magic potion but it got lost/destroyed, and ultimately, Asterix put some random herbs into their hot water drink as a placebo.
Feed it to it. When she has diarrhea it's usually from eating spoiled food so we don't give her dinner once and then the next day she gets rice water and then just plain rice and if there's no diarrhea anymore it's regular food. Usually goes away I 2-3 days.
Can we go back to humans having rice water? Is this just the starchy water from washing white rice? Why would that help with food poisoning / diarrhea? Seems obvious but I need it in laymans
Also, would the water you cook spaghetti in be of any benefit either?
dehydration is a major symptom of diarrhea and its deadliest. Dehydration means that the body struggles to make use of "proper" foods. The compounds dissolved in the water are simple and easily used by the body as it desperately absorbs the water. Something like Pedialyte is vastly superior but obviously not every one has access to the product or its ingredients.
First you boof the rice into the dog anus.
Then the garden hose.
Let the dog infuse for 2 hours.
Then recover the rice water from the dog anus and feed it to the dog.
The rice will come out later by itself.
“I am mature and this is none other than a cup of tea”
“I am mature and this is none other than a cup of tea”
“I am mature and this is none other than a cup of tea”
See that little thing floating in the centre of your cup? That’s the tea bag use that spoon to lift it, stir it etc to get the colour you want. Your host has intentionally left the tea bag in the cup for you to make it how strong or weak you want it
Unfortunate that I had to scroll so far down to find this comment. Simply leave the tea to stew for three to five minutes whilst it cools down and give it a quick stir.
It looks too bright and white but other than I always drink my Darjeeling with oat milk & it's delicious (I would recommend Oatly Barista or the Lidl Barista if you live somewhere where Lidl exists).
Can only be a troll post or rage bait.
It would be impossible to make a cup of tea that weak with hot water.
That is a teabag's second or third steep, in cold water, with a lot of milk.
My great aunty used to make tea like this. She'd just dip the teabag in each cup for about a second to "let the water taste it", and that way she was able to stretch a teabag to about 6 cups.
If there were fewer people, she'd dry out the teabag afterwards to use the rest of it later.
I once had to make a cup of tea for the Queen of Englands personal valet.
Like I realize now the guy from Bridgerton that is always a step behind the Queen but like in 1999… he was that guy for her.
They were visiting Canada. She stayed with us.
She went to bed.
He came down to our lounge and asked me for a tea which I told him was in the tea and coffee area (urns and stuff, you know). People self serve.
No.
No I would require you to make it for me.
Okay. 👍
I do it.
I don’t know tea beyond tossing it in the cup before adding water. I can do espresso… they trained me on that cuz we had a corporate partnership on that… tea? No. No corporate training.
I put it down in front of him. Sploshing some I’m sure into the saucer. He looks at it. Sips it. Sours.
This is the worse cup of tea I’ve ever been served.
I bet. I don’t know how to make tea.
Espresso? It’s Illy.
And that’s how I disappointed the Crown.
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When I was 5, I was home alone and decided to make a cup of tea by myself for the first time. I added milk and sugar but it just didn’t taste right. It wasn’t until I asked my mother afterwards that I realized I’d forgotten the tea. It looked just like this.
To be fair, your sheer determination should have counted more towards the taste; what a shame the world spins on a different axis.
That was really beautiful.
I love this story. It goes to show how smart a 5 year old is 😂 that’s okay, I was making butter sandwiches for a a few weeks until my 10yr old brain kinda figured out that was stupid.
Butter sandwiches are good, especially when using toast.
Fuck man butter sandwiches are just good
Lightly salted butter on fresh sourdough is amazing
I mean, butter on toast is amazing, so I bet that but double must also be good.
Why are butter sandwiches stupid? What have you replaced them with since?
Butter pie, I hope.
Welp, I planned to make some honey sandwich... Three times in a row I forgot to add butter to bread first, and then my stomach was too full from forcing myself not to waste that food to eat anything nice.
I've done something similar recently. I put the teabag in the cup, boiled the kettle, then instead of pouring the water in I poured in cold milk. It was a mug of cold milk with a teabag in the bottom
Fun fact: In the UK people would put milk in first because back in the day their cups would crack if they poured boiling hot tea into them. Milk was added first to cool the tea immediately, preserving the China.
I rarely laugh out loud. Thank you for this one☺️❤️
What's wrong with sweetened milk? -4 y/o me
Did you ask for a cloud or a cumulonimbus of milk?
Earl grey is served like this, right?
This isn’t earl grey, it’s earl white
earl the white, gandalf's brother.
THOU! SHALL! NOT! ENJOY!
IT'S RUNNY YOU FOOLS!
Steep it secret, steep it safe.
You made me laugh out loud in a crowded subway car. I totally heard Gandalf say this in my head.
More like grand duke
More like grand puke
It can be, but typically people use less milk, so there's still a some brown in the final product
I think Earl Grey is served black with lemon, although I'm not a tea drinker, so I'm not 100% sure. A London Fog might look *similar* to this, but hopefully a bit nicer, as it's an Earl Grey with foamed milk on the top.
Cum on what?
Cum on ‘im, bus! It’s when a bus has become sentient and flesh has formed around it and it has become capable of reproducing sexually. In this situation it is common for the bus company to tie down the bus driver and have the bus cum on the driver. This forms a thick, sticky bond between the driver and the bus. Although sometimes it unfortunately leads to pregnancy which would be a crime against nature when it’s a bus and a person. Usually, but not always, this happens if the driver is a woman. The baby bus grows so big inside of the person that it will burst out like an alien. Unfortunately there is no way to abort it before so you just have to sit and wait until it bursts out.
bro fym not always
google male pregnancy
I think OP opted for the nut milk
A *whisper* of cinnamon?
A full-throated shout
I love the episode / painted book when the english just drank warm water......and then somehow, someway - a leaf fell into one of those warm watered cups... I believe it was in an Asterix and Obelix episode / book.... Any other suggestions?
I believe the story was that Asterix and Obelix went to help the Brits with the invading Romans. They brought a barrel of their magic potion but it got lost/destroyed, and ultimately, Asterix put some random herbs into their hot water drink as a placebo.
Rice water 😭
My family loves rice water. And they used it to treat diarrhea and food poisoning.
We treat our dogs diarrhea with rice water. You didn't need to know this, but I wanted to share.
How do you do that? Give the dog a rice water enema?
Feed it to it. When she has diarrhea it's usually from eating spoiled food so we don't give her dinner once and then the next day she gets rice water and then just plain rice and if there's no diarrhea anymore it's regular food. Usually goes away I 2-3 days.
Can we go back to humans having rice water? Is this just the starchy water from washing white rice? Why would that help with food poisoning / diarrhea? Seems obvious but I need it in laymans Also, would the water you cook spaghetti in be of any benefit either?
dehydration is a major symptom of diarrhea and its deadliest. Dehydration means that the body struggles to make use of "proper" foods. The compounds dissolved in the water are simple and easily used by the body as it desperately absorbs the water. Something like Pedialyte is vastly superior but obviously not every one has access to the product or its ingredients.
It's unwashed rice boiled water we use. I have no idea how it'd benefit but we still do it and it's been something my grandparents at least did, too.
Sounds like its just about providing an extremely light food source while letting the body get rid of whats messing it up.
First you boof the rice into the dog anus. Then the garden hose. Let the dog infuse for 2 hours. Then recover the rice water from the dog anus and feed it to the dog. The rice will come out later by itself.
I like the effort you put into life.
It's not much effort with a funnel and trowel, and practice
Let the dog infuse is a great line. 10/10.
r/brandnewsentence
Cum on, how bad can it be?
Makgeolli
Cum cup. A gentleman of good taste I see 👍
I passed out 3 times making this for you but your tea is ready
The ~~secret~~ only ingredient is ~~love~~ cum.
And only 5 minutes! Service is quick here!
Judging by the comment he should have ate more pineapple.
Cump
Someone out here passing OP their Recycling
The Cum Chalice.
Enjoy your dota.
That was my ex wife's nickname at the trailer park in missouri.
Let there be cummmfpk
You would be arrested in England for that, maybe sent to Hague if we were still in the club
Send them to the Tower
Your semen cup is ready my good sir...
British and commonwealth are coming for you.
The empire will rise once more to kick this guy's ass
Tea is meant to be red/brown that thing is NOT tea
Isn’t this green tea? If you don’t oversteep it, even a tiny splash of milk makes it look like this
That's a candle without the fuse
Looks more like diluted milk tbh.
WTF did they just wave the pot towards India and call it good?
How to make tea to this standard; Put milk and suger in cup. Add water. Show cup a picture of a tea bag All done!
Is that pasta water ?
a total of 2 specks of tea were used in this project
thats a cup o' cum
“I am mature and this is none other than a cup of tea” “I am mature and this is none other than a cup of tea” “I am mature and this is none other than a cup of tea”
Hope there wasn’t a my little pony figure in it
why did you have to remind me of that. it was my favourite character, too...
Looks like breast milk mixed with cum
They mixed the volumes for milk and tea and add the milk first
Wrong milk there buddy.
It looks like Someone nutted into it!
Mrs Doyle it's all milk...
Probably a lot of hairy babies in OP's vicinity.
teabagging necessary
Please don't be cum please don't be cum please don't be cum
Good heavens
My God that tea looks like used detergent :(
Sir, this is a sperm clinic. There are no beverages allowed in the waiting room.
Colonial bukkake
Dirty dish water
See that little thing floating in the centre of your cup? That’s the tea bag use that spoon to lift it, stir it etc to get the colour you want. Your host has intentionally left the tea bag in the cup for you to make it how strong or weak you want it
Unfortunate that I had to scroll so far down to find this comment. Simply leave the tea to stew for three to five minutes whilst it cools down and give it a quick stir.
Came here to say this but upvoted your comment instead!
This is a very Milky cup of tea Ms.Doyle. This is almost an all milk cup of tea. I mean, is there any tea in there at all?
Homeopathy grade
Tbf the teabag is still in the cup, all you need to do is squash that teabag a few times on the side of the cup and you will be half way there
That's not tea ...
Bit of early 20th century bewitched water for ya there
Holy shit, it’s “almost, but not entirely, unlike tea”
Is this a candle?
It sure looks like there’s a wick in there
Are you on the star ship "Heart of Gold"?
I wish I could give more upvotes for that.
Looks like milk left over after the cereal
Is the teabag still in it? Perhaps you're supposed to wait until it gets as strong as you like, then remove it. And....put it on the table‽
As a British person I can safely say this would start a riot if it was served in Britain. Just looking at it makes my blood boil.
Most women I know drink tea like this. Dip a bag of some fruit flavoured shit for 3 seconds then top it up with 50% milk. The mind boggles.
Tea is that white its asking to do your tax returns and spread the good word of jesus
That tea is so white it ordered a “Chai Tea”
That looks like oatmeal water
I’m dusting off my redcoat and invading.
Hmm finally some nice milk with tea infused air
Tea so bad another colony is about to throw it in the ocean
upvote from Massachusetts 😉
Where tea
That's just milk.
I... Don't think that's tea...
Bro's eating Elsweyr Fondue at this point
I wanna hear Jeaney Collects voice this
how is that breaking the space/time continuum? that insult is completely linear
Tea? Tea???? Who calls this tea? This is monstrosity in a cup! This is poison! Discard it right now!
The person is on a tea saving mode.
The teabag's still in it though
Finally someone with some perception skills in the comments
That’s just wet milk 🤦🏼♂️ I think you’re legally obligated to throw it at them.
It looks too bright and white but other than I always drink my Darjeeling with oat milk & it's delicious (I would recommend Oatly Barista or the Lidl Barista if you live somewhere where Lidl exists).
That looks like low fat milk, forget bad tea it looks like shitty milk too
I'm sorry, but any cup of tea with milk in it is an insult both to the tea leaf and the cow's udder.
I could be wrong but it looks like Tibetan butter tea, so it's tea made with yak butter. It's definitely an acquired taste but I loved it every time.
When your mom discovers the cum sock and tries to wash it in the washing machine.
This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice! Wait, it's not even that!!
“Sorry could. I have some tee in my milk please”
Tea with extra cum without tea is my favorite
That just looks soooo depressing
They definitely collapsed many times to fill that cup
I got a Chai like this once, just scalded milk and a La Croix whiff of cardamom on the breeze
Sorry i was horny
He had found a Nutri-Matic machine which had provided him with a plastic cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
Can only be a troll post or rage bait. It would be impossible to make a cup of tea that weak with hot water. That is a teabag's second or third steep, in cold water, with a lot of milk.
Hot milk water, delicious!
That's disgusting
Iroh would approve of this.
That's cum
Almost, but not quite, unlike tea.
Tea where 😭
Is that a candle?
My great aunty used to make tea like this. She'd just dip the teabag in each cup for about a second to "let the water taste it", and that way she was able to stretch a teabag to about 6 cups. If there were fewer people, she'd dry out the teabag afterwards to use the rest of it later.
Looks almost like wax
warm water with milk ?
looks fine if you’re not pretentious
The tea bag about to surface
Why does it look like there's a curd in the middle as if it had been curdled
That tea bag just kissed the hot water and exited quickly
OOP ordered tea flavoured milk, instead of tea with milk
In America?
I thought it was a candle for a sec
The bag is still bobbing in there though isn’t it? Regardless it’s still an international war crime.
Looks like a fantastic cup of homeopathic tea.
Share your address We swear bro We won't jump on you
You ordered the Deluxe Cup of sperm delight
This is what happens when coffee drinkers make tea. They put the milk in before the water and it fucks it up massively.
What's that? Rat tea?
That’s a bold claim but looks correct
Looks like non-fat milk. Maybe they put a teaspoon of tea in it?
Looks like they did some fly fishing with the teabag
Never understood why they put milk or coffee milk in their tea.
call the police!
That's just fuckin milk. Where's the rest of breakfast god damnit....lol
As a Scot, I find this highly offensive. That, is NOT a cup of tea. More like a cup of clouds tears.
That’s paler than Edward Cullens Scrotum.
please tell me its a candle
My girlfriend called that "Nits Pass"
I'm going to throw up
I once had to make a cup of tea for the Queen of Englands personal valet. Like I realize now the guy from Bridgerton that is always a step behind the Queen but like in 1999… he was that guy for her. They were visiting Canada. She stayed with us. She went to bed. He came down to our lounge and asked me for a tea which I told him was in the tea and coffee area (urns and stuff, you know). People self serve. No. No I would require you to make it for me. Okay. 👍 I do it. I don’t know tea beyond tossing it in the cup before adding water. I can do espresso… they trained me on that cuz we had a corporate partnership on that… tea? No. No corporate training. I put it down in front of him. Sploshing some I’m sure into the saucer. He looks at it. Sips it. Sours. This is the worse cup of tea I’ve ever been served. I bet. I don’t know how to make tea. Espresso? It’s Illy. And that’s how I disappointed the Crown.
Hot water with a little milk. Reminds me of Asterix in Britain
Or "witch's piss" as my mum would call it
Viagra ads be like
Did someone just put a teabag in a cup of lukewarm milk for 20 seconds?
Did you piss off the waiter?
One cum or two?
That is cum from a penis.
Who hurt you OP?
Was that mad in America? It feels like it was made in America. Here’s some hot tap water with the milk already added… good luck!
I usually roll my eyes at splooge jokes, but that has the exact look and consistency of a cup of semen. That's gross as fuck.
Looks like everything in London
Crime against humanity
Looks like jizz
Ah yes, I too love a cup of 2% milk with a teaspoon of tea
That looks like a candle
Bro thats a candle.
I didn’t know uncle iroh had Reddit
Am I the only motherfucker that likes my chai with a decent portion of almond milk and palm sugar?