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“X”


that_one_air_guy

Carterville


AdventurousHearing89

Uranus


oddlymirrorful

Marsy McMarsface


Saxong

Alexandria


Dry-Space6871

I can’t believe no one has said Venusville. It’s a no brainer.


Agitated-Item3362

Elmo


Long_Recording8863

Bowie


bigtrouble27

Elon Musk Sucks


Starbeard2k

Elon


dundunnit38

Tars Tarkas


jtcordell2188

Rome


Smooth-D3VlL

City of Ares


bagoslime

Mars city


Dangerous_Trifle620

Man I was gonna say this 😭


P0shJosh

New Marstown


bagoslime

But where's the old one


Ok-Grab2613

Morrígan, Enyo, Kronos, New Sparta


CyanideSlushie

New Cleveland


Fit_Space6741

Olympus


grim_hope09

Frontier


coproloquio

Red Ghetto


rifleman209

Red Musk


EndBeneficial1139

Redding, let’s try this one more time


Wi11yW0nka

Phoenix Because it arose from the ashes


Dove1211

Earth


MkBr2

New Texas


Long_Recording8863

r/TheExpanse


cjdd81

Sedona


Errldabble_710

Terrapin station (~);}


Ok-Row-2885

Litterandie


baleko

Scottsdale


sageTK21

Muskland


aaroncps

Redrock, Mars


sahut652

New New York


jubungo

Major Tom’s


het3ter0sk3dasticity

Marrakeen


Zazz_Blammymataz

Fools Errand


FireyJohn132

Bingus


seepa808

Newest York


Appropriate-Range575

Newer York


SuspiciousReality592

I would name it the name of my town, with identical road names and addresses so the IRS sends my tax evasion notice to the wrong place.


Helpful_Mycologist_5

Convergence The place where all gather


SirDukeLord

Los Mons City


Dhendhi

Lambda Colony


Mister_Roach

"Wells" For H.G. Wells. Mars University's mascot should be the Tripods.


OlDirtyJesus

“Ladies and Gentlemen”


DKShyamalan

Marsy McMarsface


mmorton235

New New York


No-Sandwich-8152

Me gusta


juananolf_3

Everybody knows that the capital of Mars is Agea


Lecroan

Kratos


Wild-Communication29

Pluto


solrane

New Orlando.


Minute_Quote_8496

I kinda like this tho


Mommy-Minthara

Menzoberranzan


always_thirsty88

Noctis City (Shoutout to Terraforming Mars board game)


thebarbarain

Trumptopia - libs would be too scared to go there, preventing policies that would ruin that city


_conordiamond_

Chungus


SweetSassyMolass

Moncton


DocPopper

Rubicon


tumblerrjin

Cum


timek612

Idk why the downvotes this is fire!


LordVirgil

Valhalla


Kimica101

Sevro's Sack Fungus City


bubbleheadgunnut

This doesn't have near enough up votes. Hail Reaper!


Winter_Different

The Bushes


RedOctober1989

If I’m gonna die for a word…….Poontang.


DemoExpert13

New new york


twofister

Bonerville in Bonerland county


TheLoreWriter

Rust. It just feels right


Quinntensity

Meet me 1v1.


SeparateConference86

Lambda


Wcitsatrapx

Gamma!


SeparateConference86

Kill the collaborators!


Successful_Peace5888

Martia


666SkYwAlKeR666

Lykos


Wamphyrri

Hail reaper


OlDirtyJesus

And a Hail reaper to you my goodman


Debaugle667

Cockaigne


Intelligent-Set3442

I know this is Greek, so it doesn't really fit the Roman aesthetic of this series, but Pandora, I think, would be a really pretty city name.


suburbanplankton

Ur


Oropher1991

And the second one Uruk?


kianna214

Nigletcentre


Thin_Introduction_63

New Game


ejakt

I was gonna say something like Round Two


Potatoeman1234574335

mars city


_desert_walker_

Mikus Tysonnicus III


Top-Butterfly9066

Molder. Just sounds marsy


etnorias86

Elon's folly


Abra-nono

Iron lakes


Atlas1291

Agea


LordMooseAF

"Probably fkin sucks living here"


KennyLenny

Artemis


RyFi17

Lykos


NepFurrow

Lots of jokes here but I actually really like this one.


Longjumping_Basis311

Red Rock


Kidrobot022

Kidrobot022. Clearly.


SamboFrog

Fart-Poo City


FallingReign

Lyria


_SkinnieBoy_

Riddick


IWakeUpScreaming

Horsey


Pretty_Papaya2256

The City of Lykos


cmo1207

Uranus


TravisCheramie

After careful consideration we’ll rename this city to prevent anybody from making stupid jokes. I propose we use Urectum.


EmpathyKi11

Freedoms Landing


MylastAccountBroke

Dinkle's burg.


DarthFuzzzy

Three Titty City


TravisCheramie

This city makes me wish I had three hands.


Jakobaker22

Mars


Bbqboi_96

Wingstop city


Proof-Wind6291

Either 'Sagans Landing' or 'Providence'. Either seems like it would fit.


MrSprinkles8484

Arrakis


Public_Jellyfish8002

You mean Arrakeen?


Cebothegreat

Ultor


Realmfire

Wait a moment.. red faction?


Lordofthesandwech

nah saints row🙂‍↕️


HoosteenD

Happy valley


lachiebois

Hi Bob.


HoosteenD

Hi Bob!


renklafone

Hi Bob


Spacellama117

Reddick, Lance, or Zavala. RIP Commander, we're gonna step into that war with the Cabal on Mars whether we wanted to or not 😔


ZachJamesAuthor

In "Occupant" I named it Zellem, in honor of my friend Sadie Zellem, who is one of the most passionate people I know about space travel and colonization.


numberonechewbacca

Marsy McMarsface


JankedAU

Came looking for this and wasn't disappointed


ModernMajorGeneral-s

Sagan City in honor of the Carlster


JaimeRidingHonour

Agea. Or Buttholetown. Either or


OneRepresentative424

OpenYourMindsville


AlbusCrumplemore

MarshaMarshaMarsha


IvanthePotato

New Rome


Nerollix

Pluto


CacheMoney7529

Newer York


misterwickwire

New New York.


motusboatus

Venusville


MyDogsNameIsFalcor

Mars city


krsboss

This is the only real choice


MyDogsNameIsFalcor

Right? It's not like there's going to suddenly be 5 different cities.


Time-did-Reverse

ballsackville


PZKPFW_Assault

Jamestown…since it will likely fail


PapaFrozen

Landfall


GarfieldDidNine11

Elon Musk is a Twat City


Dec4survival

Lykos


-ass-arcade-9999

Nismuthizzle Goldmanbachmajorian


NBUMD

Marsala.


TheKerui

Remus, one of mars' mythological children.


dbearden07

Marsey McMarsface


Mr_Underhill09

Sparta


Choppie01

Ares or Tyr, leaning towards Tyr but Ares makes more sense


HotDiggityDaffodil15

Wong Ranch, If its in the western hemisphere (the best hemisphere)


Mangtac

OG Sand Gang


Dry-Potential-418

Helldiveropolis


PhantomCLE

Redrum! 🫠


salivatingpanda

Ares


Independent_Yak_9128

Volta


speedislifeson

A man of culture, I see


Tombjorn99

Eros was the first one to pop in my head


SheepSoliciter

Fuck Lysanderopolis


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London’t


27fingermagee

Mons Publica, but people would derisively refer to it as Mons Pubisa


CheetahActual

Mars City. Let's have a hard one next time.


SupportEmbarrassed74

Ares


Remarkable_Drag_4688

Cydonia


NumberYellow

Only correct answer


Dazzling_Alfalfa_413

New Orlando


BigBeans872

Earth


walrusgoofin69

Bars


BabyStewStew

Columbus, Ohio…


FamilyFriendli

"Theplacewhereredrisinghappens"


kriegbutapsycho

Rotherham


DouggieFTRD

She’s from New York City….


wizard680

Roanoke


Wizznob

Sram


Caroline_caro1400

I'm Polish so it doesn't sound like a great idea to me...


Wizznob

Had to Google that one. I just wrote Mars backwards. Lol


Mr_Dudesworth

Marzipan City


MonkAlarming6159

New Mars 👌


randomboi66

Ferrum. The latin word for iron.


Sierra7991

Salam, maybe, Arabic word for peace.


Sierra7991

Pax is a bit overused 😅


Impressive-Ride8530

Lycos


Foxglovenectar

Nausicaa, after Nausicaa and the valley of the wind.


HumanWeekGap

Whatever howling Hank Murphy wanted


Alabamabananarama

Arcadia


xoxosd

“Mars”


The-Stone-Man

I think “Volarus” has a nice ring to it


Ok-Title-7542

Vin rouge


Afonso2002

Alexandria


SheepSoliciter

😭


ZadockTheHunter

Helium. Or possibly, Thark


generic_account_ID

Martia


Boring-Stretch3671

New Atlantis 😎 iykyk


canyongates

New New York


ElectricTiger391

Trench


Poore2271

Kakapeepeepoopoo-shire