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No_Definition2153

Am I the only one who thinks “something British, something blue” flows better? Edit: added a comma


Inside_Draft1662

It does! And it follows the “something borrowed, something blue” syntax


shoosler

god damn whoever did this is so dumb for not realizing this


krm345

And is it completely off center?


skinny_apples

Yes. Driving me nuts. Looks like they tried to be intentional but it doesn’t look right. Should have added more space between the words and that comma.


graceface103

This makes me even more suspicious that originally this was a true bridal shower with only women but for some reason (probably him pouting?) it became a couples shower so they threw the "something British" part of the theme in later. I could have sworn they talked about this as a bridal shower originally. And even we're calling it a "bridal soirée" yesterday.


Alarmed_Meeting1322

I can’t get over this, lol. I’m like SHOCKED that anyone would settle on “something blue, something British” when the other way is obviously better.


ShadesAndGatorade

Thought the same thing! There’s no flow with the original!


alg822

Yes! Came here to make sure we’re all in the same page😂


SunnyNole

Yes! And forgive me if I missed a post or two, but what does the theme “something blue, something British” even mean? Of course, I know James is British. But what is the blue referring to? The “something borrowed, something blue” tradition? Because if that’s the case, then yeah, the stupid arch should say “something British, something blue”. But being British has nothing to do with the borrowed/blue tradition. Make it make sense!


molls724

I'm still waiting for it to be over for us bitches.


Any-Unit4536

Her eyes look the exact same. That’s what she gets for being cheap


unknown12345678899

I feel like they are almost more hooded/closed???


Hot-Bar-4549

Literally no difference??


No_Definition2153

https://preview.redd.it/8eq9scpxga1d1.jpeg?width=422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c87cf9253d1681e15a7bf70822f4c624febe265 Nothing about her face is any threat. She looked so much better before! This looks like a cross between a squint and a grimace.


trailtrashpanda

She looks like a much older woman getting married. These are all such odd choices but Shan’s recent surgeries changed her face.


paythechrolltoll

The eyeshadow….*compliments?*….the purple gums


Impossible-Return327

Also agree she looked much better before 


_violet_beauregarde

Literally same. Just found myself thinking, was this pre eyelids orrrrrrr


Fantastic-Depth-7915

😂


Intelligent-Pitch-39

You will be waiting forever.


MaintenanceOld6260

Omg. This is chaos. What is the theme.


Girlonfire678

I think it’s blue….and British???


Beneficial-Hat-3085

It feels Titanic-y to me. Which would be a fitting actually.


Long_Time_Lurker7

They’re all going down with this sinking ship of a marriage… because FYI they are already MARRIED!!!


freezininwi

Bahahahahahahahaha 💀


LauraBranigan

Like is that why Anna Grace looks like a corgi? Because this is a British themed costume party? I’m sorry I’m just so lost


Financial_Law3858

She looks awful. The hair. The dress. Ew. Do less.


Bingobtch

A fucking corgi 😂 😭


No-Entertainer-2951

😭😭😭😭


Petey_Blue

You deserve an award for this comment!


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bravotvqueen

Mc is glowing!


sarahsue_

She seriously stuns in that color too!


Inside_Draft1662

https://preview.redd.it/b3etbh3dfa1d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=675a75e0853b9cd5f0133b3d1ad3b35b6393d5c9 Not the truck as decor 🤣


bad_weather4

That looks so sad 😂 random plate and vase with nothing in it


Hot-Bar-4549

How symbolic of this fake wedding


lurkinghere411

But it's WeDGewooOodDdD!


Bingobtch

Omg I forgot about the driveway ornament 😂


Legitimate_Ice_2270

I can’t believe Shannon’s joint bridal shower is not just at Taylor’s hours but her porch and tiny yard (in a neighborhood where there’s zero privacy because everything is so close together). It’s wiiiild that this where Shannon has ended up. 😳


Any-Dog2494

she coulda schmoozed her way into a life of REAL luxury!!! or at the very least schmoozed a guy who is actually head over heels for her.


annaleemac

Wait, is James British? /s


LauraBranigan

is this a costume party


brown072014

☠️ this is the comment!


chitlvlou_84

I like the two dresses on the end. The two middles look like clowns


halfmoon24

Omg it’s worse than I expected


SimplyIntincr

These outfits are horrible and they are all done up to sit in a tent in the backyard!!! Omg this is worse than I thought it would be!!


Long_Time_Lurker7

Guess they didn’t get all the freebie sponsor stuff they hoped for 


BeerBringsCheer

Not even sit in the tent; there was nothing under the tent. Not even a table nor chairs. Maybe it was meant for grounding time with ape face? He’s the Something British, after all.


BetsyNotRoss6

Where did ppl sit then?!? Especially in those heels?! They didn’t even set up a space for ppl to recharge?


_violet_beauregarde

Something blue something British? More like Something fake, something skittish


JadedMaintenance1173

Wtf are these tacky ass outfits


Significant_Bath2995

ah yes an ugly arch with a bunch of track houses behind it, what a great photo spot!


catmom8115

https://preview.redd.it/e0ch4joiga1d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aa13ac143532c3b7383b616cd1b957613c4b9e0 For sure looks like a surprise wedding haha


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Striking_Awareness31

Kind of reminds me of when she would give opinions of Apple Watches while dressed. Knuck if you buck, Mannon


stellaincognita

I'm surprised the TV isn't on and tuned to rugby.


eggplant240

This!!! Those Nashville 1 year olds Birthdays are on another level


BeerBringsCheer

If there’s a tv in the background, why couldn’t she even have had it turned on and rolling various pictures of Shames? ZERO effort from Trailer here—even worse than I expected, honestly. Also, Lames is only smiling here because he’s enjoying his dick rammed up against an ass.


LauraBranigan

yeh we get it jenica “something blue something buttfuckcksmsittish whysvetever why are they shoving it down our throats gimme a tea and crumpet already goddamn


BeerBringsCheer

British themed party, but wait, let’s all enjoy some backyard barbecue from a food truck!


Ok_Walrus6223

Yup could totally see it.


Signal-Growth-3446

Thats what i was thinking too.


No_sweettea_23

Miss Hannigan


LauraBranigan

![gif](giphy|WKAb3KuR0WU0g)


Mammoth-Temperature9

I said this earlier! Any time she wears her sleazy satin crap, I think this!


hepalien42

Stop!!! Can’t see anything else now.


altcontrolfreak

Is Taylor wearing her doubloons necklace from James!?


Financial_Law3858

What the fuck is Anna Grace wearing?!


lurkinghere411

Probably A Bra


Petey_Blue

Shannon looks like she tried to make a dress out of a tablecloth


Rocohema

They all look like $5 combined...


Any-Unit4536

Taylor with the ponytail ew


BeerBringsCheer

The greasy mom bun/ponytail strikes again! Why even *have* long hair at this point, Taylor?


BetsyNotRoss6

Right? Like you couldn’t curl your fucking hair for Shannon’s once in a lifetime party? You had to put it in the troll pony? It takes TEN minutes to throw some curls in. Not surprised. Low effort in every way when it’s for anyone but herself.


Designer_Leg

Omfg Shan that dress is so bad. 1980 prom called


Fantastic-Depth-7915

I feel like I could have gotten behind it if it wasn’t sheer halfway down. Everything she does has to be too much, nothing ever works.


sailorgirl8018

It looks like she made it herself. It’s so bad


cabernet_so_what

It reminds me of the dress Andie made in Pretty in Pink. Andie did it better of course.


PalmBeachBelle

Oh hunni girlie pop


Any-Dog2494

how the mighty have fallen


bad_weather4

K, first, who showcases the theme of the party for a picture backdrop and second, they couldn’t center the words?


eggplant240

That arch looks like the front of an old fishing boat. wtf


LauraBranigan

It looks like a set piece from the musical “Anything Goes” ![gif](giphy|wemPtQc9JN3MexG2WE|downsized)


unknown12345678899

Light blue would’ve been more elegant than whatever this color is


LouRav

The second “something” is literally hurting me to look at. This is why they should have actually paid professionals to help with the party and not ask for freebies!


CoverInternational38

Shannon you had the opportunity for such a cute white dress but noooooo


Silly_Tea_5520

Could this be her actual wedding dress from July… 🤔?


Proper-Movie-9775

So are their friends aware they are already married or what


pitbullgirlygirl

Damn girl in the purple looks amazing


sarahsue_

That was my first thought too!


No_Definition2153

https://preview.redd.it/vsn0c8gqga1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1557746296a23a8b2f771011129ed17839460fa Did they make that horrible ring into a cookie?! The jokes write themselves!


LongjumpingMango8270

The cookie ring sparkles more than the other one


brown072014

![gif](giphy|95ThFF7MokcdeoVqt8|downsized)


LauraBranigan

THE COOKIE RING LOL they’re like wow this one will be easy it’s just a fucking rectangle


unknown12345678899

The different blues are all clashing!!!


Dr24242

These look like bars of soap at a grandmas house.


sarahsue_

This comment 🏆


lelebaggins

Why are there so many (non-complimentary) shades of blue?? And white & cream? PICK ONE


boommdcx

I like the Wedgewood cake ☺️


artofserendipity

It looks to me like 50% of the expenditure for this party is the cake.


CeeInSoFLo

So much about him being British, yet they “chose” America to live.


Ineverusereddittttt

If Shannon was throwing this for a friend she would go all out but her friends never do that for her


BeginningNo1496

The cake eating seems like a wedding and not a bridal shower. This party is so weird.


Scootshae

Something really bothers me about women wearing heels on a lawn in a backyard. 


tsgb08

MC always looks the best


Ouiserboudreaux_

The purple dress is gorg


Available_Jacket_702

Mary Carlisle looks amazing!


Bingobtch

TEeTeE did shano diiiiiirty af once again


isacon79

She always misses


deelovely86

Allergic to the slay


InterestingTwist1463

This looks so low budget AG looks like Madonna - “like a virgin”


Jumpy_Video3484

Why is everything about lames? Her shower theme is his nationality?! This is just pathetic.


pickyparkers

Right?! Italian theme would’ve been more cohesive.


SuitableArt7615

Out of all the restaurants / event spaces / etc in Franklin and Nashville TeeTee really chose to do this on her deck of a house built on a sinkhole??? Poor Shannon. I hope one day she drops all of these bare minimum loser friends.


Impressive_Road6111

Bridal outfits are getting so ridiculous in an attempt to be original/not like other girls


Ineverusereddittttt

Lolll what is this


Storm_Runner09

WOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF!


NoFix2899

This looks a damn mess


Bingobtch

Especially when shano flexes on literally every single thing and then had this thrown together basically to showcase tEeTeEs house. She is an idiot for keeping these people around 🤦🏼‍♀️


Chance-Clue493

The British theme is so corny. Why is marrying a Brit her whole personality?! Also the shower is for the bride so why is the theme about him? I hate it all for her


Inside_Draft1662

https://preview.redd.it/rx71or1nha1d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=363f86cc043b80aa67c0bde38b5c940f67fe98bf Shannon’s looking ROUGH. all of the work on her face and her dry skin perhaps?


PuzzleheadedBed5799

Mannon’s dress is heinous. Missed the mark again


Entire-Development88

Looks like something straight out of the 80s that she made herself. 🥴


chellec73

Reminds me of Molly Ringwalds dress in Pretty in Pink


Entire-Development88

💯


shoosler

anna graces face in shannon’s story is very interesting


toxicgoldenblue

I’m married and still don’t know what something blue means lol


shaugtx

It’s a wedding rhyme: Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue, and a sixpence in her shoe.


thrwwy2267899

wtf is Shannon’s dress


Fantastic-Depth-7915

https://preview.redd.it/uq2wi0sn5c1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6abe3d46e4e5ff3b33237e2d44644763244ea5ac Completely hooded


pinkheartfad

Who’s story is this from?


Fantastic-Depth-7915

She reposted


Throwing_tomatoes123

TERRIBLE. Like brutally. Soooooo bad


popcornshitshowwatch

They had this at Taylor’s HOUSE?!? Okay….you wear 5000 sandals but don’t even have a venue for your shower?!


BetsyNotRoss6

That’s bc tee tee footed the bill & you know if she doesn’t even want to spend money on Walker she sure as shit isn’t spending the bucks on mannon


teatimetroll

She couldn’t put balloons or some flowers on the arch? I mean she did an entire pampas grass wall for Walker’s birthday


JadedMaintenance1173

Looks like it was sponsored by Revolve


Storm_Runner09

Or WISH


jal_11_12

I feel like something British, something blue sounds better


ladypenko

What the fuck is she wearing. Shannon. You look like you robbed an old woman's casket from the 30s.


lg171717

☠️☠️☠️


Ok-Ad-5404

🫠


probably_eye_rolling

The spacing of the words. I cannot stand how off it is


qq_foryou

“…Something British, Something Blue” would have been so cute


blippyblopblop

Jennica has posted a lot, if no one else has


Warm-Bed2956

Wait an upper bleph like a week or two before your own bridal shower? I am shook.


plantperson22

You’re tacky and I hate you! This outfit is cheap, cheap, cheap!


TeachingCalm1140

Sundays first birthday looked better than this lol


Appropriate-Job-2797

Where were her parents and family????


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elliewankenobi_

Not a bridal luncheon lol


Anxious-Inspection19

Does she still have stitches?


Worried_Plankton5431

No, those have to be taken out by the surgeon. That’s why she was there longer


Kitchen_Let_7539

The sign is JANKY AF. Trailor couldn’t afford to sub this out? Lol. It’s giving homemade and I’m sorry your an influencer practically begging for free shit two months ago. Also a bbq TRAILOR and the outfits don’t mix. You know Shannon was expecting a legit catered event.


CompetitiveFinance29

Wow that blue arch is real ugly


Signal-Growth-3446

The blue and british does not go with BBQ food truck!!! Even high tea style would have been better suited for the decorations. Shan dress is also really ugly, her and Lames were acting more like this was their wedding. The cake excuse does not make sense, i am sure you can have a wedding cake made in Italy. Weird.


NancyB517

Wait. What is this for?


BeerBringsCheer

Shannon’s funeral.