Yes. Driving me nuts. Looks like they tried to be intentional but it doesn’t look right. Should have added more space between the words and that comma.
This makes me even more suspicious that originally this was a true bridal shower with only women but for some reason (probably him pouting?) it became a couples shower so they threw the "something British" part of the theme in later. I could have sworn they talked about this as a bridal shower originally. And even we're calling it a "bridal soirée" yesterday.
Yes! And forgive me if I missed a post or two, but what does the theme “something blue, something British” even mean? Of course, I know James is British. But what is the blue referring to? The “something borrowed, something blue” tradition? Because if that’s the case, then yeah, the stupid arch should say “something British, something blue”. But being British has nothing to do with the borrowed/blue tradition.
Make it make sense!
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Nothing about her face is any threat. She looked so much better before! This looks like a cross between a squint and a grimace.
I can’t believe Shannon’s joint bridal shower is not just at Taylor’s hours but her porch and tiny yard (in a neighborhood where there’s zero privacy because everything is so close together). It’s wiiiild that this where Shannon has ended up. 😳
Not even sit in the tent; there was nothing under the tent. Not even a table nor chairs.
Maybe it was meant for grounding time with ape face? He’s the Something British, after all.
https://preview.redd.it/e0ch4joiga1d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aa13ac143532c3b7383b616cd1b957613c4b9e0
For sure looks like a surprise wedding haha
If there’s a tv in the background, why couldn’t she even have had it turned on and rolling various pictures of Shames?
ZERO effort from Trailer here—even worse than I expected, honestly.
Also, Lames is only smiling here because he’s enjoying his dick rammed up against an ass.
yeh we get it jenica “something blue something buttfuckcksmsittish whysvetever why are they shoving it down our throats gimme a tea and crumpet already goddamn
Right? Like you couldn’t curl your fucking hair for Shannon’s once in a lifetime party? You had to put it in the troll pony? It takes TEN minutes to throw some curls in.
Not surprised. Low effort in every way when it’s for anyone but herself.
The second “something” is literally hurting me to look at. This is why they should have actually paid professionals to help with the party and not ask for freebies!
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Did they make that horrible ring into a cookie?! The jokes write themselves!
Out of all the restaurants / event spaces / etc in Franklin and Nashville TeeTee really chose to do this on her deck of a house built on a sinkhole???
Poor Shannon. I hope one day she drops all of these bare minimum loser friends.
Especially when shano flexes on literally every single thing and then had this thrown together basically to showcase tEeTeEs house. She is an idiot for keeping these people around 🤦🏼♀️
The British theme is so corny. Why is marrying a Brit her whole personality?! Also the shower is for the bride so why is the theme about him? I hate it all for her
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Shannon’s looking ROUGH. all of the work on her face and her dry skin perhaps?
The sign is JANKY AF. Trailor couldn’t afford to sub this out? Lol. It’s giving homemade and I’m sorry your an influencer practically begging for free shit two months ago.
Also a bbq TRAILOR and the outfits don’t mix. You know Shannon was expecting a legit catered event.
The blue and british does not go with BBQ food truck!!! Even high tea style would have been better suited for the decorations. Shan dress is also really ugly, her and Lames were acting more like this was their wedding. The cake excuse does not make sense, i am sure you can have a wedding cake made in Italy. Weird.
Am I the only one who thinks “something British, something blue” flows better? Edit: added a comma
It does! And it follows the “something borrowed, something blue” syntax
god damn whoever did this is so dumb for not realizing this
And is it completely off center?
Yes. Driving me nuts. Looks like they tried to be intentional but it doesn’t look right. Should have added more space between the words and that comma.
This makes me even more suspicious that originally this was a true bridal shower with only women but for some reason (probably him pouting?) it became a couples shower so they threw the "something British" part of the theme in later. I could have sworn they talked about this as a bridal shower originally. And even we're calling it a "bridal soirée" yesterday.
I can’t get over this, lol. I’m like SHOCKED that anyone would settle on “something blue, something British” when the other way is obviously better.
Thought the same thing! There’s no flow with the original!
Yes! Came here to make sure we’re all in the same page😂
Yes! And forgive me if I missed a post or two, but what does the theme “something blue, something British” even mean? Of course, I know James is British. But what is the blue referring to? The “something borrowed, something blue” tradition? Because if that’s the case, then yeah, the stupid arch should say “something British, something blue”. But being British has nothing to do with the borrowed/blue tradition. Make it make sense!
I'm still waiting for it to be over for us bitches.
Her eyes look the exact same. That’s what she gets for being cheap
I feel like they are almost more hooded/closed???
Literally no difference??
https://preview.redd.it/8eq9scpxga1d1.jpeg?width=422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c87cf9253d1681e15a7bf70822f4c624febe265 Nothing about her face is any threat. She looked so much better before! This looks like a cross between a squint and a grimace.
She looks like a much older woman getting married. These are all such odd choices but Shan’s recent surgeries changed her face.
The eyeshadow….*compliments?*….the purple gums
Also agree she looked much better before
Literally same. Just found myself thinking, was this pre eyelids orrrrrrr
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You will be waiting forever.
Omg. This is chaos. What is the theme.
I think it’s blue….and British???
It feels Titanic-y to me. Which would be a fitting actually.
They’re all going down with this sinking ship of a marriage… because FYI they are already MARRIED!!!
Bahahahahahahahaha 💀
Like is that why Anna Grace looks like a corgi? Because this is a British themed costume party? I’m sorry I’m just so lost
She looks awful. The hair. The dress. Ew. Do less.
A fucking corgi 😂 😭
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Mc is glowing!
She seriously stuns in that color too!
https://preview.redd.it/b3etbh3dfa1d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=675a75e0853b9cd5f0133b3d1ad3b35b6393d5c9 Not the truck as decor 🤣
That looks so sad 😂 random plate and vase with nothing in it
How symbolic of this fake wedding
But it's WeDGewooOodDdD!
Omg I forgot about the driveway ornament 😂
I can’t believe Shannon’s joint bridal shower is not just at Taylor’s hours but her porch and tiny yard (in a neighborhood where there’s zero privacy because everything is so close together). It’s wiiiild that this where Shannon has ended up. 😳
she coulda schmoozed her way into a life of REAL luxury!!! or at the very least schmoozed a guy who is actually head over heels for her.
Wait, is James British? /s
is this a costume party
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I like the two dresses on the end. The two middles look like clowns
Omg it’s worse than I expected
These outfits are horrible and they are all done up to sit in a tent in the backyard!!! Omg this is worse than I thought it would be!!
Guess they didn’t get all the freebie sponsor stuff they hoped for
Not even sit in the tent; there was nothing under the tent. Not even a table nor chairs. Maybe it was meant for grounding time with ape face? He’s the Something British, after all.
Where did ppl sit then?!? Especially in those heels?! They didn’t even set up a space for ppl to recharge?
Something blue something British? More like Something fake, something skittish
Wtf are these tacky ass outfits
ah yes an ugly arch with a bunch of track houses behind it, what a great photo spot!
https://preview.redd.it/e0ch4joiga1d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aa13ac143532c3b7383b616cd1b957613c4b9e0 For sure looks like a surprise wedding haha
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Kind of reminds me of when she would give opinions of Apple Watches while dressed. Knuck if you buck, Mannon
I'm surprised the TV isn't on and tuned to rugby.
This!!! Those Nashville 1 year olds Birthdays are on another level
If there’s a tv in the background, why couldn’t she even have had it turned on and rolling various pictures of Shames? ZERO effort from Trailer here—even worse than I expected, honestly. Also, Lames is only smiling here because he’s enjoying his dick rammed up against an ass.
yeh we get it jenica “something blue something buttfuckcksmsittish whysvetever why are they shoving it down our throats gimme a tea and crumpet already goddamn
British themed party, but wait, let’s all enjoy some backyard barbecue from a food truck!
Yup could totally see it.
Thats what i was thinking too.
Miss Hannigan
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I said this earlier! Any time she wears her sleazy satin crap, I think this!
Stop!!! Can’t see anything else now.
Is Taylor wearing her doubloons necklace from James!?
What the fuck is Anna Grace wearing?!
Probably A Bra
Shannon looks like she tried to make a dress out of a tablecloth
They all look like $5 combined...
Taylor with the ponytail ew
The greasy mom bun/ponytail strikes again! Why even *have* long hair at this point, Taylor?
Right? Like you couldn’t curl your fucking hair for Shannon’s once in a lifetime party? You had to put it in the troll pony? It takes TEN minutes to throw some curls in. Not surprised. Low effort in every way when it’s for anyone but herself.
Omfg Shan that dress is so bad. 1980 prom called
I feel like I could have gotten behind it if it wasn’t sheer halfway down. Everything she does has to be too much, nothing ever works.
It looks like she made it herself. It’s so bad
It reminds me of the dress Andie made in Pretty in Pink. Andie did it better of course.
Oh hunni girlie pop
how the mighty have fallen
K, first, who showcases the theme of the party for a picture backdrop and second, they couldn’t center the words?
That arch looks like the front of an old fishing boat. wtf
It looks like a set piece from the musical “Anything Goes” ![gif](giphy|wemPtQc9JN3MexG2WE|downsized)
Light blue would’ve been more elegant than whatever this color is
The second “something” is literally hurting me to look at. This is why they should have actually paid professionals to help with the party and not ask for freebies!
Shannon you had the opportunity for such a cute white dress but noooooo
Could this be her actual wedding dress from July… 🤔?
So are their friends aware they are already married or what
Damn girl in the purple looks amazing
That was my first thought too!
https://preview.redd.it/vsn0c8gqga1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1557746296a23a8b2f771011129ed17839460fa Did they make that horrible ring into a cookie?! The jokes write themselves!
The cookie ring sparkles more than the other one
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THE COOKIE RING LOL they’re like wow this one will be easy it’s just a fucking rectangle
The different blues are all clashing!!!
These look like bars of soap at a grandmas house.
This comment 🏆
Why are there so many (non-complimentary) shades of blue?? And white & cream? PICK ONE
I like the Wedgewood cake ☺️
It looks to me like 50% of the expenditure for this party is the cake.
So much about him being British, yet they “chose” America to live.
If Shannon was throwing this for a friend she would go all out but her friends never do that for her
The cake eating seems like a wedding and not a bridal shower. This party is so weird.
Something really bothers me about women wearing heels on a lawn in a backyard.
MC always looks the best
The purple dress is gorg
Mary Carlisle looks amazing!
TEeTeE did shano diiiiiirty af once again
She always misses
Allergic to the slay
This looks so low budget AG looks like Madonna - “like a virgin”
Why is everything about lames? Her shower theme is his nationality?! This is just pathetic.
Right?! Italian theme would’ve been more cohesive.
Out of all the restaurants / event spaces / etc in Franklin and Nashville TeeTee really chose to do this on her deck of a house built on a sinkhole??? Poor Shannon. I hope one day she drops all of these bare minimum loser friends.
Bridal outfits are getting so ridiculous in an attempt to be original/not like other girls
Lolll what is this
WOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF!
This looks a damn mess
Especially when shano flexes on literally every single thing and then had this thrown together basically to showcase tEeTeEs house. She is an idiot for keeping these people around 🤦🏼♀️
The British theme is so corny. Why is marrying a Brit her whole personality?! Also the shower is for the bride so why is the theme about him? I hate it all for her
https://preview.redd.it/rx71or1nha1d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=363f86cc043b80aa67c0bde38b5c940f67fe98bf Shannon’s looking ROUGH. all of the work on her face and her dry skin perhaps?
Mannon’s dress is heinous. Missed the mark again
Looks like something straight out of the 80s that she made herself. 🥴
Reminds me of Molly Ringwalds dress in Pretty in Pink
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anna graces face in shannon’s story is very interesting
I’m married and still don’t know what something blue means lol
It’s a wedding rhyme: Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue, and a sixpence in her shoe.
wtf is Shannon’s dress
https://preview.redd.it/uq2wi0sn5c1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6abe3d46e4e5ff3b33237e2d44644763244ea5ac Completely hooded
Who’s story is this from?
She reposted
TERRIBLE. Like brutally. Soooooo bad
They had this at Taylor’s HOUSE?!? Okay….you wear 5000 sandals but don’t even have a venue for your shower?!
That’s bc tee tee footed the bill & you know if she doesn’t even want to spend money on Walker she sure as shit isn’t spending the bucks on mannon
She couldn’t put balloons or some flowers on the arch? I mean she did an entire pampas grass wall for Walker’s birthday
Looks like it was sponsored by Revolve
Or WISH
I feel like something British, something blue sounds better
What the fuck is she wearing. Shannon. You look like you robbed an old woman's casket from the 30s.
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The spacing of the words. I cannot stand how off it is
“…Something British, Something Blue” would have been so cute
Jennica has posted a lot, if no one else has
Wait an upper bleph like a week or two before your own bridal shower? I am shook.
You’re tacky and I hate you! This outfit is cheap, cheap, cheap!
Sundays first birthday looked better than this lol
Where were her parents and family????
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Not a bridal luncheon lol
Does she still have stitches?
No, those have to be taken out by the surgeon. That’s why she was there longer
The sign is JANKY AF. Trailor couldn’t afford to sub this out? Lol. It’s giving homemade and I’m sorry your an influencer practically begging for free shit two months ago. Also a bbq TRAILOR and the outfits don’t mix. You know Shannon was expecting a legit catered event.
Wow that blue arch is real ugly
The blue and british does not go with BBQ food truck!!! Even high tea style would have been better suited for the decorations. Shan dress is also really ugly, her and Lames were acting more like this was their wedding. The cake excuse does not make sense, i am sure you can have a wedding cake made in Italy. Weird.
Wait. What is this for?
Shannon’s funeral.