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well, i dont know about that. A victoria's secret model sounds very expensive.
An grad student would probably do it for a hundred, hundred and fifty. i mean, .. so i hear.
From now on Florida doctors should be required to have 1 hand on the patient's shoulder and 1 hand on their own gun holster when conducting prostate exams.
everyone is assuming the shooter was just crazy, but im withholding judgement till i see how this exam was conducted.
you walk in and theres a bottle of merlot.
If I survive to old age (~30) and need a prostate exam I’ll just have my partner do it so I don’t nut from my doctor doing it (it’d be awkward for him)
And if I’m still single by then I’ll just let myself die from prostate cancer, it is what it is
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Yes, the prostate gives the seminal fluid which is light compared to sperm that comes from your balls. So it's a form of cumming one could say: not as intense as the og one though.
How they get animal juice for breeding 🐎 🐂 is put an electric probe up their arse and milk the animals prostate. With your comment I don't believe you have had ya prostate milked .
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Cum Shots?
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He blasted twice
Thrice
3. 2. 1. GOTTA BLAST!
...on the chest
close range
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Sucking chest wound?
Lmao a stretch but you got the spirit 😂
Twice ON the chest. So, yes, I would assume.
lol
Hahahahah
Weird way to say thanks
It was during NNN so he made him lose.
It was in August 🤓
Bro started in June, wanted that extra challenge.
No Jackin June
Jo Jacking June
he was having a warmup round
the rounds he put in the doctors chest must have been pretty warm
The dude is a hardcore tsundere
Idk what else to say, you win...
You literally could’ve said anything else… besides that. Cum on bro.
Where my bro at?
He’s cumming
I'm here, sorry I was late.
Finally, you came Edit: Please cum faster next time
I promise, I typically dont take this long to cum
I hate myself lol
He got mad about having his bussi played with
Rhonda Sandtits and his Floridussy
Ronaldo Santa
I know a doctor who does prostate exams with both of his hands on their patients shoulders to avoid any confusion
My kinda ‘surprise’ party
But don’t you need both ha—- ohhhhhhhhhmygawwwww 🥵🥴
I got hard reading this
I got hard
I am hard
Prove it
Okay. Send me your address.
10 Downing Street
I know their address, they're on 24 water road, which is nearby
Flare checks out
Omg. That’s how my hair dresser does prostate exams too!
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The doctor is already on top, you can't take his spot.
I swear I’ve heard this joke 1000 times stfu
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It doesn't have to be a doctor i can finger your ass and you will cum
Challenge accepted
I'm next
Username checks out.
Is this what is known as a Reddit moment?
Username checks out
Form a line, boys. Free ass fingerings over here.
That pfp is perfect
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Or you could take the million and finger your own ass. Orgasm and be rich
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It's our little secret
The Man With The Steel Sphincter
is that a threat
Username checks out
Unfortunately not. got a doctor to finger my ass once and didn't cum. Dude still wanted to bill me after as well. Such bullshit.
Mine didn't bill me, just asked if I wanted to hang out later.
And then you said no why would I hang out with someone that can’t make my bussy cum and went to your friend David’s who can make your bussy cum?
g spot entered chat
Human body at the finest
That's literally what your prostate is responsible for.
Given the cost of healthcare it is cheaper to hire a Victoria's Secret model to do it.
well, i dont know about that. A victoria's secret model sounds very expensive. An grad student would probably do it for a hundred, hundred and fifty. i mean, .. so i hear.
"No one makes me cum my own cum" ~shooter, probably
i need to get a prostate exam
Yeah man, same here.
Hey guys, licensed doctor here...
Something about that flair bothers me about your credibility 🤔
Anyone got the doctor's name? Asking for a friend
Nah, but I can be your friend's doctor.
You got the doctor’s name yet? My friend is asking for it as well.
No but some guy I met in an alley says he can do a similar exam
Dr.Hands
Average Floridan male
Of course it was in Jacksonville at that.
From now on Florida doctors should be required to have 1 hand on the patient's shoulder and 1 hand on their own gun holster when conducting prostate exams.
Yeah definit.... wait a damn minute
How dare you make me cum
How dare you make me cum my own cum
How could you let it cum to this
He shot his load on his chest
That's my favorite part of a prostate exam, the intense eye contact.
😆
Ohhh..! Step-doctor, check me harder!
never type this again
In fact he should go back in time and stop himself from typing this. It may end all of reality, but that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
You can't comment this with that pfp
Man so repressed he cannot accept he love bottoming.
We live in a society
Was it published in the slutty confessions page? What did he shoot? lol
Thick Trump approved ropes.
Florida strikes again.
Dammit, you stole it
I wonder how many prostate exams will my health insurance pay for in a year
Of course this was Florida. The article should've started with "Florida man"
"florida man, came, guns blasting."
Florida man came, shot twice and left.
bro took cumshot too seriously
No amount of doctors he shoots will uncum that exam table.
Shooter said: he deserves it because I realised just after the orgasm, that both doctors arms were all the time on my shoulders.
The doctor just healed himself 🫡
Medic/support class perk
Greedy, the doctor gave him anal so good he didn't want anyone else to ever have it
What a rude way to say thank you!
That’s incredible that he survived, he was lucky there was a doctor nearby.
*inhales* FELLAS,
Shoot (and shoot) and scoot.
Man not only checked him for health problems but also made him finish and this is his payment?
Why was the doc doing the exam from the front?
🎶SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOU’RE TO BLAME!!! YOU GIVE LOOOOVE…. 🥁 A BAD NAME…🎶
Stupid man. He should have asked how he did it before shooting him.
That's how i imagine people who claim to be superstraight
everyone is assuming the shooter was just crazy, but im withholding judgement till i see how this exam was conducted. you walk in and theres a bottle of merlot.
This isn't a real article, FYI.
Hope everyone in prison finds about his prostate orgasms xD
It had to be Jacksonville...
The American Thank you
So anyway, i stared cumming
What an asshole. I’d slide him a fifty for going “above and beyond!”
bro got embarrassed
Discumbobulated
If you leave Florida you don't need to abide to Florida laws anymore. It's in constitution.
Whatever happened to saying thank you?
Ahh...Florida.
-can you feel the finger? -yes doc -…aaaand these are the hands 🙌🏿
Of course it's Florida
Where can I find this Doctor? Just curious
He had that post-nut clarity
Im a long way off needing prostate exams but this has unlocked a fear in me. Involuntary jizzing during an exam.
you know, fear heightens many experiences.
Splash & Dash
"Man shot" lol
ON the chest?????
I'dve said thanks
From my research, this is not a real story.
Fair
GUNSHOT WOUNDS???
He's got a pistol down under
Seems about right
Holy shit that's where I live
Holy shit that's my birthday
Florida man at it again
A simple thank you would have done.. jeez
“Allow me insemanate your chest” “yes sir, yes sir, brother” *nut covered chest hair*
Of course it's Florida Man....
The doctor got some skills
And he survived
The article left out he didn't use his fingers.
That idiot is going to get a lot of prostate stimulation in prison.
i would do the same tbh
Weak
i would shot him..but not with bullets
Weak
Lmfao 😂 I'm gonna need that dr.'s number
Damn he blew his load three times
why are his dick and balls in his leg tho
Happens to the best of us
Push button Receive bacon
If I survive to old age (~30) and need a prostate exam I’ll just have my partner do it so I don’t nut from my doctor doing it (it’d be awkward for him) And if I’m still single by then I’ll just let myself die from prostate cancer, it is what it is
I'm 40 now and never got my prostate fingered. Am I ugly?
Same. My doctor said I don’t need one yet based on some blood work. I took it personally…
:( sorry mate
Justified tbh
I would feel violated as well.
Stop means drop the back massager out of your probing hand. Shouldn't have had to ask twice..... all I'm saying...
how fucking insecure can you be
Normal reaction
*heil spez
No witnesses
Streisand effect?
Relatable
Responsible response
Bro shot three times that day
Of course it was Florida
Wow, some people are so fragile...
Fake!
Khewl
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Right on time 😏
Good bot
Florida man
USA 🤪
I mean, I wasn't there, but squeezing some liquid out of the prostate is not the same as cumming. Not even close.
Yes, the prostate gives the seminal fluid which is light compared to sperm that comes from your balls. So it's a form of cumming one could say: not as intense as the og one though.
How they get animal juice for breeding 🐎 🐂 is put an electric probe up their arse and milk the animals prostate. With your comment I don't believe you have had ya prostate milked .
OMFG 💀