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BossfightMedia

That is one of the smartest ways to stop other people from calling your dog. Well played.


Sorry_I_m_late

I guess Lovecraft wasn't willing to share his cat


BossfightMedia

gotta take what ya can get


TurdHunt999

Came here to say this


creepergo_kaboom

Then say it dammit


Pure_Style9259

Same


TheFireCrow

Or one of the funniest ways to troll people: What happened? I lost my dog Ow. What's his name I'll help you find it... 😏


Fluid_Block_1235

But white people dont steal dogs /jk


ProfessionalDot621

White women dog moment


Same_Athlete7030

Entitled lying bird-watcher moment 


Suspicious-Series160

And also we can justify mentioning that we called ur dog not you 💀


TiMo08111996

😄


AlphaMassDeBeta

What does he eat?


Curious-Ear-6982

Take a guess


cubixjuice

Ass?


D-O-GG-O

He'll be on a strict diet of watermelon and fernandes.


ratfucker_420

and chicken


[deleted]

Kfc


[deleted]

Watermelon


nibbbbbbaaaa

Asians


pokedragondrip

You are what you eat


No-Setting6162

Kfc


assassinscreed_ka14

Watermelon


SummerDaemon

Crackers


TransdimensionalYeti

Points!!!


Nick_Zacker

Cotton candy


cmwamem

Banana and chicken


CultDe

Children


TheBoykisserPharoah

CaseOH VS Ishowspeed VS Kai Cenat VS XQC Oiled up naked


Historical_War756

moist critical as a judge


TheBoykisserPharoah

He was on my mind but he's like a 5'6 Greek god so he is unfair


Guess-we-did-oopsie

Moist as commentator would go hard though.


SteveroniThePeperoni

HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT!


Eistei-

A monstrous height.


adex_19

Moist meter has gained the second meaning now


EDMgamer123

Case would deep fry and eat the other competitor


Viceroy-421

What language is this? I don't understand a thing.


TheBoykisserPharoah

When she skibidi rizz on my zaza but you a gyat god:


FlagmantlePARRAdise

Case oh slips and crushes the rest


Academic-Pineapple-1

Now this will be thing I will pay money to watch


Butterlord103

Wordington face off


Puzzleheaded-Sir-688

Caseoh would win. 


Google-Meister

Who is kai cenat? I have no idea how he blowed up immediately.


Everybody_do_da_flop

How much oil do you need to cover the whole surface


ElectroNikkel

Here in Latam, by default all stray dogs are called by the colour of their fur, so It would be called "negrito"


Responsible_Narwhal2

White people call the dog speed


Badwolf9547

I am speed


gbuub

Come here N-word


TheLazy1-27

H.P Lovecraft would be proud… if it wasn’t for one crucial detail


No_Application_1219

Beat me to it


oniluis20

"afro-owned canine"


NewMikro

Yeah the manga is still going.


TARDIGRADExPRO

ninja


Frequent_Storm_3900

Bet he barks louder. You know who


SearingDrake

By his name


Optimal-Menu270

Never seen a dog wear a T-shirt


heya_im_ashie

in german we use a slang term for buddy (no joke) it is the dogs name but with a D letter instead (digga)


ACARdragon

Dawg


MonocleGentlesir5680

HP Lovecraft


Cromptank

Dog of color


Desert_Isle

Doc for short. "Here doc, good doc"


rorinth

There's an interesting book series based on a Dog with that name


kittenplaz2yt

Shouldn’t it be named digga?


madmax1993_

I’m white and I’d call it by it’s name anyways. Why the fck wouldn’t I?


SirSteg

White people call him Nicholas


rogerrouch

No, I'll still use his name.


coinkeeper8

And what’s the puppies name?


DeHoneybadger1987

I'll stick with nibbler


one-more-thingy

He about the make the vets job awkward.


Pandatoots

Speed's puppy runs into the street, a car his speeding down the road showing no signs of stopping. The only way to save him is by calling his name. Do you do it?


AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou

Maybe it would be friends with H.P Lovecraft’s cat


AlvinArtDream

Careful saying here “boy” too!


Mario-OrganHarvester

No discrimination or racism in this bitch. Im also calling him by his name.


F-tierGod

Ningen


User1Selim

Ningen


Vyctorill

Peak detected


ChunkyStumpy

"Teen"


Tex_Valentine

I guess he really liked the Dambusters, RAF 617 Squadron's dog.


fatatero

Uncle Blacky


L3GlT_GAM3R

What’s the dogs actual name? Or did he really name it that?


Dreggmcmuffun

Yup


L3GlT_GAM3R

Uhh… wow. Cute dog but kinda mean name.


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THExDANKxKNIGHT

I fucking hate that clown, another one of those obnoxious idiots profiting off of children.


SolidScene9129

I'll call him by his name


Jozo70

We call him "Friend"


CharlyJN

I didn't know speed was a Lovecraft fan


Gargamel1982

The N word is a trashy word. No matter how you use it.


VillageSensitive1697

Just call him negro or wigger


Falloutchief101

I never thought that Speed and Lovecraft would share something in common.


Scumass_Smith

Lovecraft's Dog


[deleted]

Doggo got more rizz than Ishowmeat


MikeFratelli

Enward


Kalman_the_dancer

Who adopted who 💀?


Wedda_Fox

Come here my n-word, who's the best n-word in world, yes you are.


AgentLate6827

Also lovecraft had a cat named by n-word


greedy_mf

Same as his dog


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markbadas

*Removed by Reddit*


Frosty_noob

Whigga ofc!


PrometheusAlexander

DoC


Bubbly-Camera-381

black


Lapin_Logic

Just adopted a 'Scholar' named "Dog"


seby883

They just don't call him


balticromancemyass

What an idiot choice of name. It will sound really awkward when you're cuddling with him and praising him, going "who's my god booooy" and shit.


Brandon_M_Gilbertson

You gotta have a arch him to respond to “N-word” as well


[deleted]

Where you think that word came from? 😏💀


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

I would call him the same name that HP Lovecraft called his cat. And the dog too.


BoolinBirb

Cracker


CarBombtheDestroyer

I’m taking the pass for that fuck y’all. Actually I should look into buying that dog and just walk around with my pass.


rojantimsina0

wigga


Pykiril

Neggy.


tearfultrashpanda

Nick


KonradFelixCyprianus

No comment


North-Storage-5157

Aw dirty trick!! lol. Masterfully done!!


[deleted]

I usually call him Dog from Paris


Saber440_

H.P Lovecraft moment:


Keelija9000

Neighbor


LuckoftheForg

"c'mere bucko!" "c'mere friend!"


Substantial-Trick569

This feels like an alternate version of "can I say it if it's part of my favorite rap song?"


Green_Burn

A good one boy


50calBanana

My rule for animal names is that you have to be able to shout the name if they run away.


Laikafan02_burning

What breed is it?


SzusteQ

Dogga


PhoneImmediate7301

Chat is this real


Lycaon125

Oh boy, history is repeating itself again


Only-Location2379

"to can I get an n-word pass to call your dog?"


CrispyWater657

Bro pulled a lovecraft


NotJaypeg

bro is HP lovercraft


hahalol4tw

I would just call him "Buddy"


kingSliver187

I'm more concerned if speed is responsible enough to properly care for it...


KingOfPocketLint

Schwarz is a cute name.


Vibes-N-Tings

Is this a Dog Ningen reference?


hop_rop_pickle

Fine, upstanding individual of the African-American community


Primalbuttplug

Just wait until you see him chained up in the back yard.


PurpleBoltRevived

En 🍄


Illustrious_Quail913

Bad boy


ResourceReal2458

Neighbor


KittyMuffinx

whitta


UnknownTaco5492

they call him wigga


yummy_dxm

Nope! I just want my tv back


Stone_Midi

This man doesn’t know any white people. He’s only seen them on tv


Terry8675

German American


Dr-Bright-N04

It’s real. I just checked


SebaPing

Not hard "r" tho


Huntderp

Just say the word, if he named it then just say it. Its like people putting it in rap songs and expecting white people not to say it


unknown00021

Who tweeted this speed or the dog?


AfroKami07

“Come here boy”


Alarming_Might1991

Dog looks so dissapointed, and shocked


Hot-Rise9795

Digga, because he likes to dig


wysjm

Literally Lovecraft


jyozefu

I like walking my n******


manbearligma

They whistlin


Drhorrible-26

This mfs face was made in the saints row character creator


Dunkleustes

"erm...hey buddy!"


Deezgrannys

Obama


LH_Dragnier

It's fine, it's a soft A


MoltenJellybeans

Dogs in Paris


cringepilled2007

prolly whigga


[deleted]

“hey little feller come ere buddy we got coleslaw at home 👴🏻”


Purpledurpl202

Bro really thinks he is Lovecraft.


[deleted]

It’s benis man


protomanEXE1995

I’ll just call him “Soft A.”


MissionApollo7

I once knew someone with a dog with that name. He once went missing and they had to wander the neighborhood calling his name.


Jago__24

Which one?


2jzSwappedSnail

Come here n-dog