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Well, you see, in Japanese folklore the Oni is similar to demons, ogres, etc and one weakness the Oni has is beans so generally a person encountering and Oni will throw beans on it to ward it off. There's a myth about a schoolgirl who encountered an Oni and had no beans and it fucked her so hard that hentai was invented.
Basically you should throw beans on things you fear or don't understand.
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It’s just what people do, like what Hitler did with the Swastika, it used to be a symbol of peace and prosperity(?) in hindu culture/religion and he turned it into a hate symbol
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U can see his arms are either gold or some kind of metal which would be fucking heavy at that size for a kid. That kid got some muscles and could go chainsaw man in all that crowd bullying him
I’m just gonna say this, if a child was born with two golden crucifixes (has to be a crucifix though) for arms I’d be sold on the concept of an abrahamic/christian god
In all honesty and without participating in shitposting, for the first time in my life, I want for this(unironically from the part of the producers) to be real. This to be a real, authentic,christian, movie about a kid having fucking crosses for arms.
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They threw beans on him
😔
Es no bueno
¿por qué no?
Es antipatico >(
Pero.. frijoles gratis
Ellos le echaron frijoles
Es muy beano.
Is my bean
Friholes
I saw you once now you’re everywhere 💀💀
lol
Not the beans 🫘😔
😔😔
With EDM
By Daldo!
"A movie about an important lesson..." -Daldo
Not the beans!
They're in my eyes!
Why are kids just running around with beans?
Why aren’t you?
To throw on Christ-For-Arms (they threw beans on him)
I can't think of a better way to celebrate three new bangers from DALDO.
I liked DALDO before he sold out and changed the I to A, so he could get work in the religious animation scene.
have you seen beans? they're awesome, get beaned sometime.
Are they stupid?
Maybe he is Hispanic??
Maybe he is an Oni
The one and Oni is not happy.
At least they didn't butter him.
NOOOO NOT THE BEANS
Not beans!
Why is the fact that they threw beans on him such an important plot point that they had to include it in the cover
Well, you see, in Japanese folklore the Oni is similar to demons, ogres, etc and one weakness the Oni has is beans so generally a person encountering and Oni will throw beans on it to ward it off. There's a myth about a schoolgirl who encountered an Oni and had no beans and it fucked her so hard that hentai was invented. Basically you should throw beans on things you fear or don't understand.
Well that was a surprisingly reasonable response to an absurd question
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\>iirc there's a festival where the children go fight demons with **beans**
Man japan is just built different
When did the upgrade from beans to Gundams happen?
Late Shinji era or whatever.
Get in the beans, Shinji!
So… What you’re saying is, to throw beans at my demons?
Yes an if you have inner demons eating dangerous amounts of baked beans every day should do the trick
I’m gonna throw beans at the US Government
…does the type of bean matter
Truer words have never been spoken
I am Daldo AMA
Care to share what those 3 songs are?
Jizz For Jesus The 12 Be Gone Satan
No EDM version of Rappin' For Jesus? Maybe in the sequel?
That would be Jizz For Jesus
Does it also contain the n word? Only then I'd be buying.
Of course
I see you too went to Catholic school
Personally, I like your older stuff, like on the album "Not Crucifuckin' Around Anymore."
Are your Dildo?
Yes
What’s the important lesson in the movie?
Do not disrespect God
What if I just want to pee in his ass?
Straight to hell
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Good robot
If I already have is it too late for me? I want to be in the VIP section of Heaven’s rave. My mate Benny said they have the best molly up there
What’s the circumference of a black hole?
Idk
What did Jesus do with the beans?
He put them on toast (he's british)
I'm British too! Where can I find him?
Try Heaven
False, there are no British in heaven
Will report back when dead with evidence to support or invalidate this claim
you do NOT wanna know
balls itch?
Yes, wanna itch them?
Haha... Daldo in Hindi means put it in XD
I know
Do you like me back?
No
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May I ask you a question?
No
😔
Not the beans!
my eyes I’m not supposed to get beans in them
Chainsaw man
Cross man
I love daldo
That's what she said.
I love listening to EDM.while I praise god. They go so well together.
-daldo
You love dildo?
They wouldn't be laughing at him when he raised his hands above his head and summoned Satan Satan loves beans
Wouldn’t the Petrine Cross just summon St. Peter?
That's what I was thinking lol
Yeah why did the Petrine Cross get adopted as a satanist symbol anyways?
It’s just what people do, like what Hitler did with the Swastika, it used to be a symbol of peace and prosperity(?) in hindu culture/religion and he turned it into a hate symbol
I dunno man, I'm not religious, I just see goth girls with it on them and they say it's satanic
Damn didn’t knew Satan was british
Holy shit why is nobody talking about the new DALDO tracks 🗣️🗣️🔥
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Daldo is king
now i am become cross
The destroyer of beans
Leveler of bread
What kind of beans?
What kind of asshole throws beans on other people?
I’m so glad Daldo is still producing bangers
How do i check if my VCR is "CHIRST VHS" compatible?
Throw holy water on it. If it stops working, it's not CHRIST VHS compatible.
Not the beans 😔
mom said its my turn to repost
why the hell is there a sticker saying theres "three new edm songs"
"This next song is for Jesus Christ, shout out to his family"- Daldo
Chainsaw man if good
Replace the A in Daldo with an I. Relax liberals, it's called dark humor.
FEATURING THREE NEW EDM SONGS FROM ***DALDO***
Ngl, I am intrigued.
Christians are still working on their marketing strategy
I wouldnt bully his kid he has 2 bludgeoning weapons at all times.
I remember being so hyped for those 3 exclusive tracks from Daldo
Who the fuck is Daldo
How do you not know daldo? He’s the biggest rapper next to Kanye
Cmon man, show some respect. Daldo easily eclipses Kanye just in raw talent
not the beans
So glad my favorite EDM artist, Dildo, is featured in this movie
Wish it were real
Idk why, but the fact they wrote "on him" instead of "at him" makes me laugh so much.
How… did he get his shirt on??
U can see his arms are either gold or some kind of metal which would be fucking heavy at that size for a kid. That kid got some muscles and could go chainsaw man in all that crowd bullying him
Who the fuck is Daldo?
kazoo kid is that you?
Obvious plant is that you?
also Jimmy Biblelegs who was half boy, half bible. like a centaur if the horse part was a bible
Daldo's songs are basically edited Daft Punk btw
this feels like an obvious plant item
"featuring three new EDM songs"
They put “daldo” on the cover like we know who that is 💀
Man who tf is daldo 💀
i like how the only review they could get isn't necessary positive and it's from someone who worked on the movie
Who tf is Daldo?
How did he put that shirt on???
if i am not mistaken, this movie is in fact not real
That cover looks like that one elementary english book for non-english speaking countries
Daldo
A movie about an important lesson
Edm? I wanna go to church now
I want to hear Daldos new edm tracks!
Whose Daldo?
Such a waste of frijoles 🫘
I’m just gonna say this, if a child was born with two golden crucifixes (has to be a crucifix though) for arms I’d be sold on the concept of an abrahamic/christian god
NOOO NOT THE BEANS ANYTHING BUT THE BEANS
I’ll throw beans at him. Baked ones. Get him all gross and sloppy for having stupid little arms
No way this is real
If you got crosses for arms then how the fuck do you wipe your ass?
Is this fake?
Chat this is real.
TFIT!!!??
Bros arms are made of gold.
Amen
They threw beans on him 🤣🤣
they threw beans on him
Oh no, not the beans!
I’m getting Ross Creations vibes
What would the moral at the end of this even fucking be.
WTF??!!??!?!?
Inter dimensional cable vibes
Is that the kid from duck season?
Has anyone ever verified if this is a real movie ?
Is this a new version of “shit-for-brains”?
Why do I want to watch this film
Why specifically beans
Biblically accurate chainsaw man
NOT THE BEANS! ARGH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES!
I need to see this movie now
now put one on his head and you get christ-man
On what kind of acid/ketamine/bath salts trip must someone be to come up with something like that?
Honestly, realistically, someone would have cut what looks to be his solid gold arms off and sold them
That s too much informations for me
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I used to wonder how bullies could enjoy being cruel. Now I know. I would bully the hell out of that kid.
Can wait to hear what Daldo was cooking
Nooo not the beans!
Wth
A movie about an important lesson Become "CrossSaw-Man"
Three new songs from Dildo... Sorry I read it wrong, Daldo.
Finally..Jesus man
“A movie about an important lesson”
I think there's a missing punctuation on that price sticker. It probably should be "Christ!! VHS"
How the hell did they get DALDO to feature on it
In all honesty and without participating in shitposting, for the first time in my life, I want for this(unironically from the part of the producers) to be real. This to be a real, authentic,christian, movie about a kid having fucking crosses for arms.
they got daldo on rhat shit??