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Unreal_Grind

What in the ass implant?


BakwasKarungaWoooo

Human fucked a goat maybe


LFakh

First off that's a sheep second Humans have fucked sheep so much that one of them made the first condom out of the sheep intestines just so they wouldn't get their girls pregnant and keep in touch with the sheep insides


Funspoyler

“Humans have fucked sheep” That’s an oddly broad net you are casting.


Saymynaian

I'm pretty sure there's a specific subset of humans known for fucking sheep, cleverly hiding among us.


strip_club_dj

The Welsh?


Cryptix001

Feck ewe!


SoundwavesBurnerPage

No no, it’s actually people that “fuck ewe” that we are discussing


Eusocial_Snowman

I only know about that culture where they encourage kids to bang donkeys with the belief that it's a standard thing everyone should do in order to make your penis bigger.


GladiatorUA

Yes, men.


Redjester016

You're right, women are more into fucking their dogs


bg_bobi

And horses


EzuMega

And the neighbors.


Remarkable_Line_1165

& your best friends/relatives


OppositeLet2095

Among us


Moreu_you_know

Chat is this real?


ip-c0nfig

Now you are just being sheepish….. ;)


Popular-Anywhere5426

This isn’t a goat actually! It’s a southeast Asian snow bunny! You can tell by the way it is. Pretty neat!


Ass4DaysIsTaken

I would


33772317

WOULD? ALREADY DID


AwesomeBroHakaz

Already did? DOING AGAIN


sxnjji

DOING AGAIN? DOING RIGHT NOW


Loose-Professor5364

IT WAS ME BARRY! I USED MY SUPERSPEED TO FUCK EVERY SHEEP THAT'S EVER EXISTED IN AN INSTANT, INTENTIONALLY INVENTING SIPHILIS AND THEN IMPLANTING IT INTO MARY JANE! HAHAHAHA!


redditresmicoplugu

and I'm going to call the police officer right now for do this


Decent-Following-327

I'm telling my kids this was Kim Kardashian


Loskyy_

This breed of sheep store fat in their ass so they don't overheat, kinda like camels do with their humps. Also it is worth saying that most of art pieces that portray Jesus as a shepherd do it wrong since the sheep in these artworks are european, i.e. your typical sheep.


JLPacs

How dare you disrespect Abdul's wife


Top_Abroad_8962

Mohamad Abdul is married?


Rajang82

NO! HE'S NOT!


Ok_Primary_1075

What a relief…..i thought those were balls!


ChiffonPink

Built like a single mom of 5 goddamn 


AdministrativeBar748

Soon to be 6 🙏🙏🙏


Zerachiel_01

Unlikely? Looks like a ram.


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Osibili

This the one. 😭😭😭


Vektor0

Goat be looking like a Pixar mom


Burningmemo

What the fuck is the guy even doing


Riotguarder

Measuring his goat


ArgonGryphon

It's a sheep


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[удалено]


whenijusthavetopost

Foreplay.


Kagemaru-

He is holding the wrong side


Ketaminerad

Practicing to restrain it for later


Ximension

Whatever it is he doesn't seem to be doing a very good job


P5YD33

goat simulator mod


Cup4ik

Pyro's favourite


namecannotbeblankk

goat stimulator*


whycantidoaspace

You mean gyatt simulator


Basic-Magician-339

That breed of fat-tailed sheep is called “hissar”. They’re bred to have those fat asses. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat-tailed_sheep?wprov=sfti1


ShadowLp174

TIL I thought it was a tumor or something else unnatural


ShroomEnthused

Same, my first thought was instantly a tumor 


zappyzapzap

iz not a tuma


EvictedOne

That scene lives in my head like one lol


Ethric_The_Mad

That's why y'all ain't doctors


ShroomEnthused

I'm not a doctor because I haven't dedicated 12 years of my life to med school, not because I thought a fat assed goat had something wrong with it lol 


Fuck-The_Police

Probably;y just an STD from those guys fucking it constantly. The towns first girlfriend.


Vladolf_Puttler

Selectively breeding goats to look like that isn't helping the stereotype. 


Aaurvandil

Lmaoo


mogley19922

Thank you, i had to scroll way too far for this.


RefurbedRhino

'Fat-tailed sheep, they make the rocking world go round!' Freddie Mercury,probably.


Key_Law4834

I wonder why they want fat assed sheep 😉


AccessTheMainframe

So they breed them to be like that so they can eat their asses?


Basic-Magician-339

Apparently. 🍑😋


Blarggotron

They’re bred alright


Algal-Uprising

They bred it that way to fuck it, didn’t they


xinorez1

**MY LIFE FOR AIUR!!**


Full_Cauliflower_393

GOYATT!!!


Adventurous-Emu-9546

Stop


sparksofthetempest

That goat got a badonkadonk.


NhifanHafizh

What is Jontron trying to do with that tape?


caparisme

He tryna flex it


Most-Inflation-1022

Albanian out with his girl


RackTheRock

God fucking damn it lmao


SUCKmaDUCK

Fucking beat me to it lmao


Careful-Object-3501

That aint natural man, wtf they do to that goat


FireballEnjoyer445

that store of fat is supposedly very delicious


HotCarl169

Especially the middle


HotFudgeFundae

Gimme some of dat goat ass 👌


hosafcik133

It is very delicious. Believe me. I tried it many times.


thissweetnut

the BBL im looking for


good_commie_boi

Father forgive me.


nnyzim

You are forgiven son. Let it rip..


ExiledFTW

For I am thinking about sinning


Yeetus_McSendit

Oh I get it now


Past0rJ4ck

I'm NOT hearing anyone out


Neradomir

My Albanian friend will love this


Mr_memez69

your welsh citizenship has been renewed


Just-Round9944

or analbanian


myfingeriscold

I'm hearing NO ONE out.


rishinator

potato looking ass motherufcker


Miserable_While

Is that a fvcking goat? why does it looks like that?


MelaniaSexLife

because it's a fucking goat


Efti12

The average Instagram model


miss_kiss_

Great googly moogly


Heco1331

Ok hear me out...


SkyComprehensive8435

Make an Only Fans and call it Goat Fans


FarthestGnat684

should i call her


Bridimum

yes


HelloWorldWazzup

They give BBLs to goats now?!


talking_window

Stupid sexy goat!


Captain7600

Would


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LevelPositive120

I'm not hearing anyone out. Foh.


ForeignObjectPizza

Kanye incoming


MekoPelet_

Smash.


HawkStar49

-Albanians


NecotiDev

Fatass goat


GameDemon3657

Gyatt


-Junglee-

Excuse me but why are women still relevant?


yeetus1the1fetus

Ngl this sheep has one of the most delicious tasting meat I've ever eaten. Season only with salt an pepper and the broth is heavenly.


gardrew

That goat needs its own reality show and unreasonable amounts of fame. Maybe dating Kanye West wouldn't hurt either...


Wise_Crayon

Man shouldn't showcase his wife like that....


oniluis20

I always tought that the "ass" was just goat wool, WHY WOULD THEY BRED THOSE GOATS TO HAVE BIG ASS CHEEKS?


D20_Nerd

The lost Kardashian?


Bunty_xd_

Is it his wife ?


999oneaboveall

Someone tell bro to stop showing off his sextoy


EffortPrestigious402

Hear me OUT!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


trulylost19

I can already hear the Welsh coming into this comment section


VatanKomurcu

la creatura


Shreygame

BBL


ptapobane

I get it now


ketsjupelvis

I see they started breeding them for what they need. Good for them.


Khode_Crashact

When did lizzo turned into a sheep?


Tall-Lie-8616

Kim Kardashians future upgrade.


PANGATORO

how aids started


DumbCumpzter

Someone getting fucked tonight


Security_Berry09

Hear me out


immortalgodofsorcery

GYAOAT


ucantseeme0047

Goat Gyat!!


BadTurks

Chechna?


MontafidK

that goat is goated


MemeWizowd

Dude looks like middle eastern jontron


aaron_adams

Ok, who gave that goat a BBL?


JusteMea

Plot twist: that's just the nut sack


Skiddler69

Is that gyatt ?


Strange-Catch6862

Named her Peaches🍑


smaximov

They look cute together


Historical_Sign4182

Gyatt 😍🥰


Dennis-Dinosaur337

Post nut clarity just hit hard….


TronNerd82

I knew my Welsh ancestry would pay off one day...


diibbbssss

disney mom goat


DriftingPyscho

Hey baby, put this on and give us a lil shake, yeah?


Toy_Cop

Is that Nikki Menage?


Obamasdeadcook

Gyat dayum 👀


YOLO_82

Show vagene and bobs…


Pleasant-Dogwater

Simply GyAT


OskarGaming

Smash


Woomyonmepog

Takes husbandry to a whole new level


Xoast

If Pixar made goats


adifferentkindoffan

Ohh!. I get it now


Solistine

Has the sass to match


Reaper6999

Goat fucker


PlayingWithMyWilly

then something just snapped something iside of me


B1ackPumkin837

I ain't hearing anyone out but dayum that sheep definitely got that cake


cowboydan69

Of we traded these sheep for guns we could end the war in the middle east


morzsii

Oh my gyat😭


MyPenisIsContorted

DAAAMN don't mind if I do


doggiedude1514

mr hands part 2???


-Add694

*GYATT*


Gamekid53

IT’S AN ANIMAL JOKER!


knotquiteanonymous

Genuine question. Is that like the tail or literally a butt?


MyNameIsTheManiac

... damn...


xXFayssalXx

Bro, i was just listening to this song today 😭🫤


BlanketWithTeeth

Goatfuckistan best country 💯💯💯


disagreeable_martin

How many of you've actually seen a goat irl?


THE_GOD_OF_HATE

that ass looks ILLEGALLY fine


_yasinss_

Would.


Benjiho1

Kill this guy


Greedy_Librarian_983

Some religion will trade their 9 years old wife for that


Aswype

Woah... Jonathan Tron has lost some weight


Iknorn

I put the new Forgis on the Jeep I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath 'Cause all my *****s got it out the streets I keep a hundred racks inside my jeans I remember hittin' the mall with the whole team Now a ***** can't answer calls 'cause I'm ballin' I was wakin' up gettin' racks in the mornin' I was broke, now I'm rich, these *****s salty


saucynorman

What is jontron doing with that fat ass sheep?


marioplex

Nah something is wrong with that


Inevitable-Web2016

Khaled ,some algerian representation, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO


andre7391

Classic Kardashian Goat hybrid


irtizio

officer balls


Typical_Name_5864

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*


Helios201

Goats got more Ass than all the Kardashians combined.


scu-gunz

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT


LeastEquivalent5263

Why that Thang look like Gloria from Madagascar from the back


SunderedValley

What was he trying to do? Measure it? Ride it? Is that a goat? I'm so confused.


ShreksApprntice

Dont let instagram comments see this


antpalmerpalmink

The song is El Arbi by Khaled in case anyone's wondering I had it on my phone as a kid for some reason


IloveNoodlesssss

No way we have thick ass goat before gta 6 💀


largeanimethighs

Jamie, pull up that image of the sexy goat with an atomic bomb inside it


DruidPeter4

I showed this to my girlfriend. Now, whenever I grab her ass she bursts out laughing for a good 1-2 minutes. This... was not an anticipated consequence. P_P;


Manojkh234

Just opened reddit and seen this abomination


Seter5145

They need bodyguards to protect that cargo


Sipas

Yummy. ^Tail^^fat^^^is^^^^^delicious.


cartman-unplugged

New wife?


Chris_Ketchom

Selective breeding in its purest form.