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Zandrick

I love when this sub just describes a movie.


nainvlys

This is not a shitty detail about a movie this is a detail about a shitty movie


Glittering-Animal30

It has gotten mixed to average reviews.


nainvlys

Oh yeah that wasn't really a statement about the quality of the movie, more about the type of post. Haven't seen this one.


the_sammy_tee

I love how he attempts a moderate Czech accent for the first line of the film and reels it in moments later


KefkaesqueV3

Why even make him Czech at that point?


YaBoiKlobas

The original book was Czech


Sleep_eeSheep

He forgot to Czech that off his bucket list.


potatobutt5

This poster goes so hard, ngl.


airikewr

Returnal vibes


Remarkable_Custard

I spoke to my father on the phone the other day. We talked about how he’s coping with his broken back and leg, he’s recovering through rehab. He’s been prescribed marijuana and started smoking it at night. On the phone, he said he got high the other night and put on some random Adam Sandler movie. He said whilst super high there is this big ass Spider and he said it took up his entire room. He said it was the most wildest shit he’s ever seen whilst high lol.


man_u_is_my_team

I once was in Prague (not kidding) and visiting my then girlfriends friends who were these two guys who cured their own weed. So we started smoking - I’m not a weed guy, and after two puffs I felt different… Then one of her friends put Narnia on and the talking Lion - whilst I was high - was incredible. I felt like he was talking to me because the other 3 were so normal. I wasn’t sure if he was talking in the movie or just to me… I’ve never seen the film since. Or read any books. Or smoked weed. I’m just keeping that as an amazing memory. Surreal and fucked up.


DungeonsAndDradis

I was once in Cleveland (for real) and visiting the local sandwich shop.


-TheManWithNoHat-

Surreal and fucked up indeed


man_u_is_my_team

But what animals / insects spoke to you?


Lord_Calamander

The sandwiches


man_u_is_my_team

Sandwiches don’t speak. Lol. Fuck outta here.


Lord_Calamander

They do in Cleveland


man_u_is_my_team

My lion would eat your sandwich. And give me a running commentary. 😶‍🌫️


Soviet_Sloth69

One of the first times I got super high my brother decided to put on a movie called “Kung Fury” and I gotta say the term “Cinematic Masterpiece” doesn’t even begin to describe how fucking insane that movie was


AlexGreene123

Czechoslovakian?


art_of_snark

it’s pronounced “Spuh-chee-man”


oompaloompa_grabber

Dr Spaceman!


Ser_Claudor

Guy was an interior decorator!


kurosawa99

His house looked like shit.


No_Grape1335

I feel Adam sandler waited way to long to do more serious roles , he’s honestly a decent actor and he’s dabbled in serious roles before like punch drunk love and funny people but he seems a little past his prime now , if he were to have been in inglorious bastards I think it could’ve really improved his career and finally him out of being type casted as a loser guy


CurvyJohnsonMilk

I liked uncut gems. Click was pretty good even if I didn't see the ending coming.


Good-Emphasis-7203

Are people completely forgetting about Spanglish? Was it that forgettable?


No_Grape1335

Click was pretty dumb but did have a good ending , that’s what I mean in alot of these bad sandler movies it seems he has a good idea for a concept but it always gets lost in the plot bevause the producers need those poo jokes


CurvyJohnsonMilk

I was expecting the price is wrong, bitch when I watched click. I almost think he did it on purpose knowing the ending was going to screw with people. The entire thing was typical Adam Sandler up til the last 20 minutes, I'd I remember it right.


No_Grape1335

I honestly think Adam sandler just chose to share the wealth with him and his buddy’s and that meant just being in easy comedy movies that guaranteed a pay check for him and his crew , but now that he’s gotten older it seems he’s trying to get out of that and into more challenging roles .


CurvyJohnsonMilk

I think that's it. Will Farrell has done some serious roles as well, likewise with Bruce Willis who started out acting on comedies on TV. Will Farrell in punch drunk love is a great drama, although thinking about it the character is similar to the one he played in the other guys.


Salad-Appropriate

Funny that you mention Funny People, because that film is the reason why he wasn't in Inglourious Basterds, since they were filming at the same time


No_Grape1335

That’s what I mean , I feel like if he would’ve been in inglorious bastards he could’ve completely reinvented himself and finally gotten out of that goofy type cast were he plays a loser who makes funny noises 😂


Salad-Appropriate

The Bear Jew isn't that big of a role


Passioncramps

which role was he gonna get?


Salad-Appropriate

He was going to play the Bear Jew. Eli Roth eventually played the role


GrinchStoleYourShit

Did none of you see Reign Over Me? With him and Don Cheadle? It’s the saddest movie ever and he is outstanding in it


Reddragon351

I mean like him or hate him Sandler has been just making his own movies for years, it's not like he didn't have a choice he just probably liked and made more money doing goofy comedies and while he may not be a renowned actor for it he's still done well for himself doing so.


TheHypnobrent

I really liked him in Hustle as well. I'm not that big of a fan in his comedies, but I do really like his serious roles.


Samuel-Darnold

Reign over me too


Sturmgewehrkreuz

"Giant talking spider" That's just Rob Schneider!


MeatBald

The stapler guy?


DrPotato231

The concept of this film reminds me of Swiss Army Man. A figure (real or not) helps the main character understand himself through ridiculous methods lol.


Doxxxxxxxxxxx

It was a really moving movie. Though skinny human gave vibes he would not really change. At least Hanüs got to taste home again.


Purple_Asparagus3764

Hanuš


Doxxxxxxxxxxx

Ohhh tyty


garymrush

You know the spider wasn’t real, right?


RealBlackelf

Hanuš was real, there a lots of subtle hints. And if you are lazy, he was real according to the director, skinny human.


Training_Hurry_2754

In what did he stick his dick in then? Hm?


DonaldTrumpTinyHands

American Pie


Overwatchingu

A woman >!that was actually just him dressed in drag playing his own twin sister!<


ma55ivef3mboi

One day me god willing 🙏🙏🙏


tyrome123

if the spider wasn't real how did it disrupt his comms at that one point


pwnznewbz

Totally real. They discuss the possibility of him not being real during the naming of the spider but that last bit was a throwaway to allow for the suspension of disbelief. Definitely realsies though.


AnimeFrog420

He was real , someone from the writers team confirmed it


Lumpyalien

Stop, stop, stop, you don't need to sell me even more on this movie!


The_Kebe

If that movie is not placed before 1993 I will nipple cripple someone.


DiamondSentinel

1. It’s not dated in the movie, but it’s sometime in the 90s. 2. It’s an alternate timeline where there is more advanced technology, plus a lot of countries have space programs in that decade (obviously Czech Republic, but also South Korea is shown). That being said, in the movie it’s the Czech Republic, but we see it as Czechoslovakia in a flashback to his father.


The_Kebe

Thanks for clarification, no nipples shall be crippled today.


Overwatchingu

It’s a future where Czechia and Slovakia reunite


Mattros111

I liked it


petrelli37

He’s not a Czechoslovakian astronaut. He’s a Czech astronaut. Czechoslovakia ceased to exist at the end of 1992.


wintery_owl

TBF the movie does take place in the 90's (but probably after the dissolution because of the way they refer to their country), so OP was almost right


thorium90232

Written by Awesom-O


maggiemayfish

It's pretty good. I liked it.


zweiboi

Good doctor who scene right there


RealChungusOfficial

No such thing as Czechoslovakia.


Obvious_Ad_306

Wait, is that an astronaut in a pond?


jigsawduckpuzzle

I haven’t seen it, but this description alone reminds me of the Daniel Radcliffe farting corpse movie.


blondie1024

Unfortunately, due to a conflict in schedules, Rob Schneider was unable to play the Spider.


danielsingleton77

Lots of mind rape in this movie. Plus, Sandler plays a highly trained astronaut on a year-long incredibly dangerous mission. Where's the space spider for his wife who dumped him while in space? I feel like she could learn a couple of life lessons. Pure ridiculousness. It's OK to be an introvert professional who needs a lot of space (pun intended). He never abuses his wife. Sure, he could've used some counseling, but hell, so could we all.


saltywhenbad

she had a miscarriage which he refused to leave his job to be with her then right after she got pregnant again he ran away again. he is the bad guy its like the whole point of the movie that he comes to terms with that


danielsingleton77

I disagree. My original point stands. He's not a "bad" guy. We all are complicated. I think she could use some counseling too.


saltywhenbad

Yeah complicated is a lot more correct than just bad guy


Michigan-Shelter

"Skinny human". Paul Dano as the spider is unforgettable. Masterpiece.


agreedis

The way he spoke reminded me of Dr Manhattan


ReviewRude5413

You mean this isn’t a 30 Rock spinoff about the life and times of Dr Leo Spaceman?? Because I’d watch that.


Submarine_Pirate

It was honestly worth the watch.


AnimeFrog420

Imo this is genuinely a fantastic movie. A strong 8.5/10 for me


Mr_smith1466

"I'm laughing already" "It's not a comedy!"


Tricky_Matter2123

I have been a big fan of Adam Sandler Netflix movies, but this one did not connect with me.


Worm_Scavenger

The fact that the poster is going for a super serious and aesthetic vibe, given what the actual content of the film is, powerful energy.


Old_Heat3100

Ah finally the biopic about Travey Jordan's doctor


aquapearl736

I remember reading the book this is based off of a few years ago (Spaceman of Bohemia) and really enjoying it. The movie adaptation is fine, but the book is definitely better.


PensadorDispensado

Surprisingly, the spider isn't voiced by Rob Schneider


Aggravating_Name2040

Does Adam, at one point, play one on one basketball with the spider?


TNcannabisguy

That sounds awesome actually


its_easybro

He fucks that giant spider (I think)


PhaseNegative1252

Yeah alright, I'll watch that


n1njal1c1ous

Movie is dope. Adam Sandler in a great one room show. Mans has got range.


ComfortableBadger729

I can't dig serious Sandler. It doesn't work for me. The movie was alright. I feel like I should rewatch it. The whole time i was like man I shoulda just watched the episode of Futurama, when Bender is floating through space. You know the one


Daggertooth71

Smooth-talking, multi-eyed tentacle monster stole the show for me.


StealthyMexican

I both love and hate Adam Sandler for making me emotional over a giant talking spider.


wetfart_3750

Hang on.. 'cause I may have missed the great message here.. I fell asleep some 5-6 times while watching this. So Sandler is in space exploring a weird cloud around Jupiter. There's a spider giving relationship advices. He ventures out the ship to catch him. And.. he ends up in a south korean ship??? What did I miss?


stealingtheshow222

This was such a boring and pointless movie.


mrpinger

The book is complete crap. A waist of life to read


Zealousideal_Two9227

Why would anyone cast Adam Sandler.


BiomassDenial

Because the few times he has actually done semi serious roles he has done them quite well.


tyrome123

Honestly given how silly this movie is he did a good performance seriously, it's not like he's just like oh giant spider that's normal


[deleted]

Movie was so stupid


The_X-Files_Alien

this movie sucked.


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blac_sheep90

Lmao wtf