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Silly_Seagull

The militarization of Police Departments has certainly increased the past few years.


DungeonsAndDradis

Don't ask Marshall where he was on September 11th, 2001.


Hammerjaws

Nor December 7th, 1941


AaronfromCalifornia

I want to know where he was on January 6th.


DungeonsAndDradis

Rubble got big into QAnon conspiracies.


loplopplop

Marshall slipped and fell and took out building 7.


potato6132

Marshall is the firefighter dog not the cop


DungeonsAndDradis

And it's no coincedence he was near the twin towers before their collapse.


StreetReporter

https://youtu.be/z_GkD5vEaFA?si=hL-joRKBr1JdRWGq


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

I’m not sure there is a police department in Adventure Bay/City. They seem to rely exclusively on dogs to solve all of their problems.


ZebbytheSkunk

It's privatized


Tough-Priority-4330

They’re on a government contract. They can afford what they want.


auga3rifle

This is the moment paw patrol overthrew the islamic state of iran


CesareRipa

I was under the impression that Rydist intervention put pressure on the Shahist regime and led to its downfall in the first place


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

In the first movie, Rider says they make their money by selling Paw Patrol merchandise.


Pearse_Borty

Well thats your answer then Toy revenue = aircraft carrier pipeline


AtomicBombSquad

Rider : "Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made! Paw Patrol-the T-shirt, Paw Patrol-the Coloring Book, Paw Patrol-the Lunchbox, Paw Patrol-the Breakfast Cereal, Paw Patrol-the Flame Thrower. Ooooh; the kids love this one! And last but not least, Paw Patrol-the Doll, it's Chase!" [pulls string] Chase Doll : "You have the right to remain silent!" Rider : [kisses the police doggy doll] "Adorable."


Tough-Priority-4330

Technically, you could say profit and government contracts are two different things. Or Paw Patrol is a branch of the government that makes profit off of merchandise.


Turbulent_Cheetah

Teenager? Ryder is 10, homie


drake3011

\#DefundThePawlice


loplopplop

APAB!!!


casulmemer

No justice no fleas


TheGod4You

All bite and bark


prabhu4all

If you damned millennials stop having your overpriced coffees and just make them at home, you too could have your own aircraft carriers one day.


Ph455ki1

You see what you can do if you just put down Starbucks and avocado?!


wompwompwomp69420

Paw patrol: Sometimes we rush in after the storm. Sometimes we are the storm.


AaronfromCalifornia

The problem is that the people of Adventure Bay didn’t [recall Mayor Goodway](https://youtu.be/pBFIqRSsixE?si=0-kvhxVr6LF468lJ).


TheDorkKnight53

Even her husband thinks it’s gone too far.


rapidemboar

Every time someone watches this movie Alan Moore is turning in his bed


PeriodicGolden

They can afford because of all the money they make from merchandising.      That's literally how they explain where they get the money for the base and cars in the first movie


dishonoredfan69420

the Paw Patrol are Diamond Dogs now


Runawaygeek500

This is Batman in an alt universe where, he had councillors and puppies to help with the death of his parents and so he trains puppies with his billions to save people..


Salarian_American

Literally unwatchable. Next they'll try to get me to believe that dogs can talk (I only assume the Paw Patrol dogs can talk, I don't really know)


Key-Ad-5068

You have to watch the first one to understand.


fracturedsplintX

That is literally White Base from the original Mobile Suit: Gundam lol. Looks almost identical


doblecuadrado_FGE

What in the S.H.I.E.L.D Helicarrier?!


cannonvoder

In no man sky (2016) ,a normal sentient alien can cross 3 - 4 solar systems in les time then a normal person can take a shit


SubstantialQuail7487

I was telling my wife that the people who live in Adventure Bay must pay the crazy taxes to fund the Paw Patrol and all their crazy equipment, not to mention all the upgrades they do all the time.


manox69

The kid sells his weapons and tech to the other mayor, that shows when his cats got simular tech.