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[deleted]

What about Knowledge Strength Integrity?


[deleted]

Iniesta isn't a goalkeeper so he can't get nominated


[deleted]

But Iniesto from the Nike ad from 2013/14 definitely is


Tricky-Dragonfruit-5

Bro ball knowledge is insane šŸ”„šŸ’ø


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rapid_zigzig

Dont forget Cal the Dragon


leedler

Knowledge ainā€™t got shit on xqcqcxcqccx


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Habansjhsjdfootballansbhdjdjfk - xQc


klemziboy

Where Lukaku? He deserves at least a nomination for his performance in the ucl final


bobs_and_vegana17

he might be in the list of greatest defenders of all time he doesn't need these shitty GK awards honestly anyone can play as a goalie in soccer


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Two_Month

all jokes aside hes spitting fax


zeeotter100nl

Lukaka


InternalKing

Where is xqc?


rawhinspalace

Making Xqses


Alone-Alfalfa9001

xqc me?


EaseleeiApproach

Xqc moi!?


TheLaughingBread

And my šŸ Yeremay? Iā€˜m shocked šŸ˜§


Musername2827

Bono my Martinez is gone


Own-Understanding350

Lewis, we know the nominations are shit. please just endure it


TI_AJ17

crying, this is a great reference


Own-Understanding350

copy. we are checking


minimalcation

Stop inventing.


Tarov08

Where is Martinez. Question


bjncdthbopxsrbml

We are checking


ZagreusTheEdgy

straight to r/unexpectedformula1


krinkyeee_113

No Gianni, no, that was so not right!


nbdy_fks_wth_Jesus

Go f*ck your gloves


thiederer

Get in there Lewis!


[deleted]

No no Dibu, you will not have the award


Tarov08

It's called FIFA nomination


Live_Region_8232

matinezā€™s bono is also gone


_venom8

and the winner is...... LIONEL MESSI


SeyamTheDaddy

with 72% of the votes


DinglePringleWiggle

Penalty for Argentina


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This sub isn't a place for you penaldo fan Find some other one to ride your goat


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SeyamTheDaddy

Lol I support a club not any player


[deleted]

I said that to the comment below yours not you


SeyamTheDaddy

Oh haha mb


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ThroatVacuum

I mean, after his goalkeeping masterclass against Netherland, is it really a surprise?


hoze1231

Master troll Martinez??


zeetlo

They don't want him assaulting the trophy, alot of that happening recently


KansloosKippenhok

They donā€™t want him assaulting the trophy, alot of that happening recently


Gaurav-Kadyan

They don't want him assaulting the trophy, alot of that happening recently


Kdlbrg43

They don't want him assaulting the trophy, alot of that happening recently


gibberisgillyl28

They don't want him assaulting the trophy, alot of that happening recently


zeetlo

They don't want him assaulting the trophy, alot of that happening recently


zeetlo

Balls


420Ash

Deep


throwaway2168420

They don't want him assaulting the trophy, alot of that happening recently


PauloDybala_10

They don't want him assaulting the trophy, alot of that happening recently


Nipplepicker

They don't want him assaulting the trophy, alot of that happening recently


Trillex_121

They don't want him assaulting the trophy, alot of that happening recently


Southern_Shoe_3584

They don't want him assaulting the trophy, alot of that happening recently


Bones_4920

They don't want him assaulting the trophy, alot of that happening recently


Purple_Lubanja

They donā€™t want him man utd winger the trophy, alot of that happening recently


Jyotinho

They don't want him assaulting the trophy, alot of that happening recently


viciouswaffle62184

They don't want him assaulting the trophy, alot of that happening recently


Loko9803

They donā€™t want him assaulting the trophy, alot of that happening recently


valgbo

Your comment being randomly down voted was so funny


Loko9803

Lmaooo gotta love reddit


jisskx

Guess it was only funny the first 15 times


kecske559

where is ronaldo


SkrKr6

Always against me šŸ˜¢


I_Luv_Demokrece

Your love makes me strong, but your hate makes me breedable šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


Noritation

WHERE IS MY šŸ« RONALDO??? THE DISRESPECT FROM FIFA IS INSANE!!! #RONALDOAGAINSTTHEWORLD


WayneKingU

How Alisson wasnā€™t nominated is criminal


RepresentativeOk5427

Bro they put ederson above him But whatever KSI is my goatkeeper anyway


mrpoopybuttthole_

xQc clear


justk4y

Prolly gonna win too bc of the treble


bksbeat

Mike Maignan where


certified_cat_dad

Wasnt he injured most of last season?


Garenmain180k

What


Financial_Anything43

Yteam


_Wanye_Kest_

Matty turner?


Trickybuz93

Missing xQc


wild_dino

Onana šŸ‘šŸæ


Djremster

What's my name


YouVe_BeEn_OofEd

Djremster


Djremster

Correct you passed the test


Kornigsegg_CCXR

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Lupiiiin

Bono for me


Sokkerboi

M A T E Y šŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø


WarriorNat

The world hates Harry Maguire.


zach6t7

They nominated Bono but not KSI? Are they stupid?


gonedeg1

Livakovic should be on there in my opinion


shit-takes

Why? The world cup is not covered for this. If so, Emi Martinez would be there. Bono is nominated because Sevilla won the Europa League


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sussysussy0

if Bono is then surely


hearau1823

Bono also won the Europa League, some of you guys either donā€™t watch football or you have some wild takes for no reason


[deleted]

Itā€™s r/soccercirclejerk, most just watch game highlights Iā€™d imagine if the game isnā€™t on espn+


Reeeeeve

Where's Pessi?šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ’€


Kxden-R

Midnana šŸ˜‚


Ozymandias123456

Pessi would never


theswagdodo11

Where is kyle walker he is the best goal keeper in the game 100% career clean sheets


TheMemecromancer

Where Szczesny


jsamke

What does YTEAM mean?


Jklfznigg

Ederson , Bonou and Onana , WHAT WERE THEY THINKING , I get bonou slightly but Onana and Ederson


WTFAnimations

Martinez? Livakovič? Magic Mike?


Imyourlandlord

This triphy doesnt include the world cup, what did martinez or livakovic win since then???


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Rudel2

Croatian League šŸ˜ƒ /s


bmarvel808

Martinez was absolute garbage during the WC anyway.


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Flochthejaegarist

Where my idolo Pendu, the streets belong to him, he have 40+ World Cup knockout goals and the highest number of insta following. Also his abs have abs. šŸ« we weren't in the MLS at 36


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kyrant

No Premier League Golden Glove David De Gea?


DaTaFuNkZ

Heā€™s shit tbf.


bobs_and_vegana17

bro had the defence which conceded 4 to brentford, 7 to liverpool and 6 to citeh still won the golden glove


DaTaFuNkZ

Or, the defence had the keeper behind them that conceded 4 to Brentford, 7 to Liverpool and 6 to Citeh and still dragged him to the golden glove. Howā€™s he doing this season?


tgeyr

Where's pessi ?


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onde estĆ” Allison


Kind-Chocolate-9973

Livaković ??


interia1099

For what? World Cup isnā€™t considered anymore for the award


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Typical_Ad6411

onana?šŸ˜‚


lil_sexmaster44

who snuck onana in there


[deleted]

Reached a CL final little guy


dragonst0rm420

So did Karius in 2018 šŸ„²


[deleted]

We all know how that went


goddamnthirstycrow9

So did lakaka


Southern_Shoe_3584

Although people downvoted you, here is my lil upvote for your name


strrax-ish

No Livaković or Martinez, but Onana is there


DontYouWantMeBebe

Why would either of those bums be there? Alisson is clearly the best right now


bslawjen

This isn't an award on who is the best right now


klemziboy

But it should be


strrax-ish

Achievements should matter for something. I agree with Alisson being better, but they won something in the past year. You can't just disregard that accomplishment.


lutsius-memes

You spelled Courtois wrong


DontYouWantMeBebe

Only thing he's trying to save at the moment is his career


lutsius-memes

His career? My guy he has been a top 5 keeper for the past 6/7 years, top 10 for 10 years. He has won more trophies in his career than Allison and was last years Yashin winner. You are either a butthurt Allison stan or know jackshit about football


DontYouWantMeBebe

Never seen a goalkeeper come back from an acl


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Vikseba

Philly U know the wine makes u emotional.


DontYouWantMeBebe

I couldn't drink real wine in the can, I put grapes in the toilet. I compromised


3perr

Why are people downvoting you? Livaković was basically the best goalkeeper at World Cup, where he had most prevented goals by any goalkeeper. You can take a look at sofa score. He is the biggest reason Croatia won third place, his performances against Belgium and Brasil were next level. Also, he had a massive impact for Croatia in Nations League to go all the way to the final. He was great in Champions League also, with Dinamo.. And he is constant for last few years, his only problem was playing in Croatian league, so people don't know him well


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JohnnyAde41

Martinez, Alison, Ter Stegen, Livaković and Onana thatā€™s it and in that order


worldstarhiphopreal

Imo Ter Stegen had the best individual season although itā€™s v close between him and Alison


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Bouno did amazing in the Europa League basically being most of the reason they even won the hardware, also helped bring Morocco higher than it had ever been in its WC history, wild to have him off for Liv and Onana, also arguably Alison. Replace Liv with Bouno and Onana with Courtois and your somewhat almost there


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Treyred23

Alison is shit. Always has been


BasicallyMilner

What the fuck are you talking about


klemziboy

r/unpopularopinion


ShinyStache

no, r/confidentlyincorrect


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Routine_Rock_2548

It should be ederson this year he was the best goalkeeper and let me clarify I only said this year


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burimon36

Ederson is clear winner


HotBlondeIFOM

The only one I don't understand is ter Stegen.


ahmed-hisham

Equalled the record for most clean sheets in a single season in the top 5 leagues?


iwillsoccerballs

Bro what. He was easily the best goalkeeper last season with the most cleansheets. He broke la ligaā€™s record with the highest saves and most cleansheets


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bobs_and_vegana17

would have broken london blues 15 goals record too if varca didn't started leaking goals at the end of the season


Big_Slime99

Madrid dog take


DragonFireHD11

He should win this imo


Idontevendoublelift

Bruh


dershmoo

Tjark Ernst


Jumpy-Gap2161

What about Dominik Livakovic? He performed greatly in the biggest cup.


qwerrtyuuhfsrhknmjj

are you dumb?


Jumpy-Gap2161

Oh yeah kinda. Proud of it.


luxxxxxxxxxx

Cal the Dragon needs to be on that fucking list, or else we riot.


aw10365

She bono on my onana till I courtois


GOGOSPEEDERS

Where is Cal the Dragon?


TheBrasilianCapybara

Ederson is a goalkeeper?


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APigsty

onana with an impressive 8 goals conceded in 4 games, undisputed GOAT


Aggravating_Spell171

What if they put lukaku and next to his name is two apple laughing emojis?


itsarturomnueve

What's stupid here?


goldenONX

Whereā€™s xqc though


PepGuardiolaMCI

Whereā€™s emi Martinez?


imboloc23

Easy picking. Courtois obviously was the best GK this season and last few seasons for that matter


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Sir_McAwesome

Onana? Lmao how