*"We're on a baby*
*Hunt! And don't think we don't know*
*How ta weeeeeeeeed 'em out!"*
\- Gravyboat44
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Hey! Cowboys couldn't afford cannons
They couldn't afford Station Wagons either
*fires cannon and hits Patrick with a Snow Station Wagon*
Nice Paneling
You had it set to M for Mini when it should have been set to W for wumbo
Oh come on SpongeBob! You know, I wumbo, You wumbo, He she me wumbo, wumbo, Wumboing, Wumbology, The study of wumbo? It's first grade SpongeBob!
"You took my only food. Now I'm gonna starve!"
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THIS IS ALL MR KRABS FAULT, IF HE HADNT PUT THAT STUPID DOLLAR ON THE WALL IN THE FIRST PLACE, ITS NOT DIFFERENT FROM A REGULAR DOLLAR, WHY HANG IT? YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST REACH INTO MY WALLET, TAKE OUT A DOLLAR AND PUT IT ON THE WALL!
“Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.”
"That didn't help at all!"
I read that in his voice! 😂😂😂
Same
You know in retrospect Patrick was kind of a shitty friend.
For some reason the inflection he puts on "open sesame" when they get frozen in the Treedome was hilarious to me growing up.
“Well, I’ve done all I can do.”
This should be number 1
"I am not a crusty crab."
Uh Patrick, that’s the name of the restaurant
This is true
r/BeatMeToIt
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
“No, Patrick. Mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument, either.”
"That's fine. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you! Hæhæhæhæ👃🏻allofy-he ahemm hu hæ"
“When do we get the free food?” -🦀
"Who you callin' Pinhead?"
Hey, you beat me to it! 😅😅😅
😂😂😂
Don't touch me, I'm sterile!
That one cracked me up as a kid and still cracks me up now
Read this one in Patrick’s voice 🤣
"FINLAND"
“Where’s the leak, ma’am?”🥴
🔧🤪
"you're welcome" 🥴🥴🥴
yess!!
“Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on🎺”😂🤣
Womp Womp
Womp womp womp wooooooooooomp
“Leedle leedle leedle lee.”
"Loooujeololuueaugheomeoluuuuluuuu *inhale* lohejeabulooooa"
*Oh, so this is the thanks I get for working overtime?*
“OVERTIME!?!?”
i literally fell into a rabbit hole earlier watching the scene in different languages LMAO
“What am I” “Stupid?”
"No, I'm Texas!" "What's the difference?"
Damn Spongebob secretly providing political commentary.
“We’re not cavemen……we have technology.”
It didn't work
I got it! Let's get naked!
No, let’s save that for when we’re selling real estate
This is such an all time quote 🤣
“Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.” (Proceeds to drool).
“Should I start running now?”
I thought you said weast
Weast? What kinda compass are you reading lad?
This one sir. **Compass pointing West**
That's West patrick... You're fired again..!
No, this is Patrick, I am **not** a crusty crab.
Uh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant
Fish paste
Wow, Squidward, you’re choking!
I know what to do, but I should wash mah hands first *Underwater*
“We should take the Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else.”
"That idea may just be crazy enough... TO GET US ALL KILLED!"
It does. ABW crushes them at the end
"Ouuuuuuch"
-Country music riff
WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS!
Sandy: Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else? Patrick: Not until 4.
My man's got a stupid schedule
"We're on a baby hunt! And don't think we don't know how ta *weeeeeeeeed* 'em out!"
*"We're on a baby* *Hunt! And don't think we don't know* *How ta weeeeeeeeed 'em out!"* \- Gravyboat44 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
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🎶I’m Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! I’m Squidward!🎶
It's not my wallet.
AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHH!!!!! YEW BUTTA FINGERED PINK-THING!!!! WHAT'S IN THAT BOX ANYHOW?!!!!!!
uhhmmm you know what the problem is what you got it set to m for mini when it should be set to w for wombo
I watched that episode on Paramount+ last night. 🙂
"Three! Take it or leave it!"
"No! Im tired of running. If we run now, we'll never st -" Went fucking hard in the movie. It's also a hilarious gag.
RUN SPONGEBOB!
Psss Squidward just remember P.O.O.P.
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
Bro at least say the line correctly😭😭😭😭😭 “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma”
This was my senior quote lmao
I’ve caught the ugly! FINLAND!!!
😂😂😂
HAHAHAHA
Where's the leak, ma'am?
“I don’t tell you how to live your life!” - Patrick to Squidward after it was discovered his suitcase was filled with rocks.
I LOVE BEING PURPLE!!
https://preview.redd.it/xmsee6xm657d1.jpeg?width=1684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c30e23e9d65194c904474059d9136b1e8c1dc86 I defy you, heart man!!!
It’s called The Ugly Barnacle Once there was an ugly barnacle he was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
"I'LL CUT OFF YOUR NUTSACK, AND NAIL IT TO MY DOOR!!!"
Let’s get naked!
I love you
"Stop Spongebob! We have technology!" *smashes dollar with desktop*
“He’s just standing there… MENACINGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!"
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
The machinations of my mind are an enigma And in the first movie the whole.scene with Mindy "did you see my underwear? Did you want to?
"Hello?" "I love you."
"She's Purty, Spongebob"
Sandy: don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? Patrick: not until 4
I defy you heart man
‘I wish I lived there.’ ‘Really’ ‘No!’
Maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb
It's a Giraffe.
"JUST CALL ME DADDY!"
"I'M ALREADY HEARING VOICES!!"
Hey! Cowboys couldn't afford cannons They couldn't afford Station Wagons either *fires cannon and hits Patrick with a Snow Station Wagon* Nice Paneling
Who are you calling pinhead?
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“I can’t see my forehead.”
Oh east? I thought you said weast.
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“Leedle leedle leedle lee!”
You had it set to M for Mini when it should have been set to W for wumbo Oh come on SpongeBob! You know, I wumbo, You wumbo, He she me wumbo, wumbo, Wumboing, Wumbology, The study of wumbo? It's first grade SpongeBob!
Kablehblehbleh!
Wwaaaaahhhh (when his head is stuck in the trombone in band geeks)
“You mean like a weenie? Ok! May I take your hat sir?”
“What’s so great about a nerdy pickle?”
sponge: -maybe some training wheels... that'll make you a bit more stable. patrick: -pfft, that's what my psychiatrist says
All of his lines!
Look, she's on the eating channel.
“Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” *”Not until 4:00.”*
NO! THIS IS PATRICK!
FINLAND!
“wheres the leak maam”
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
"No, this is Patrick!"
https://preview.redd.it/lr52fumsp47d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3086cd3b686f3a938e48957ac5415fc8be17cf40
"put that thing away, there are like, children here!"
“Where’s the leak ma’am”
"FINLAND!!"
is mayonnaise an instrument?
leedle leedle leedle lee
"I DEFY YOU HEARTMAN"
“You can’t throw away Pete! He’s a keepsake! That’s why you keep him, for Pete’s sake!”
“He’s just standing there…MEANCINGLY!” and “We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else.”
Where's the leak ma'am
"You took my only food. Now I'm gonna starve!" https://preview.redd.it/kapgc58nv57d1.png?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92a5beed22eb17e134fc12eb930b77e2ecd87f2e
# “How could this happen to me? I’ve made my mistakes. Got nowhere to run.”
“Whats the password ?”
Is Mayonnaise An instrument?
Is mayonnaise an instrument
“i can’t see my forehead >:(“
FINLAND
Boo!
“I wish I lived there” “Really?” “No…”
You mean we're attractive?
"PATRICK NEEDS LOVE TOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma........."
Wumbology, the study of wumbo?! It’s first grade SpongeBob!
“No! This is Patrick!” 😤
“We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!”
“You got it set to M for mini when it should be set to W for wumbo!”
https://preview.redd.it/z2v23y26a57d1.jpeg?width=463&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8b3ffc6cc49f3e0d292d0f668348d054690fc39
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
not until four 😐
Firmly grasp it.
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“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma”
“Whoever’s the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on. *Trumpet noises.”*
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.. so real
“Maybe it’s the way you’re dressed!”
He can do it in 9!!
i guess ill eat it now
“I wanna do some kicking!!!”
SpongeBob:Hey Patrick are you angry too? Patrick: Yeah SpongeBob: What's the matter? Patrick: I can't see my forehead 😂😂
FINNNLANNDDDD
"I love you..."
“Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
“Wumbology?! The study of wumbo??! It’s first grade SpongeBob!”
“Yeah well, I think you’re ugly! Yellow is ugly!”
“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma” Thinks of spilled milk
1. No, this is Patrick. 2. Is mayonnaise an instrument? 3. Jellyfishing 4. Say I’m ugly and I’m proud
jojos https://preview.redd.it/xf35ii87067d1.jpeg?width=362&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56480f97541e4d15c98a11bc60e743b1c5a32572
I'm waiting OLD MAN and LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT!
The Famous "FINLAND!"
THIS IS ALL MR KRABS FAULT, IF HE HADNT PUT THAT STUPID DOLLAR ON THE WALL IN THE FIRST PLACE, ITS NOT DIFFERENT FROM A REGULAR DOLLAR, WHY HANG IT? YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST REACH INTO MY WALLET, TAKE OUT A DOLLAR AND PUT IT ON THE WALL!
Does this count? https://preview.redd.it/gisll3y1767d1.jpeg?width=253&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=634857f4cca75d80e287542ed130e7873d1b1254
That's not crazy talk, this is crazy talk! Gueh Bleh bleh bleh, bleh Bleh bleh bleh, mleh bleh bleh, BLBLBLNLBLLNLLBLB- *sandy punches his head in* *muffled* "sorry"
"So this is the thanks I get for working overtime.."
I JUST WATCHED THAT EPISODE TODAY
“Whoever’s the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on…”