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Been saying this should be a thing for years- think of the revenue it could generate- I mean I wouldn’t but have a friend who would pay $100 for a pay-per-view hour segment of competitive sex.
I’ve heard that sec in the Olympic village is out of control
I could imagine. Spend your life and career to get to the Olympics. Finally make it and your event is done in the first week and now just party.
Over ten thousand of the most fit people on earth crammed into one small space in a hyper stressful, hyper competitive environment, that probably can’t really drink or get high (not until after their event at least) to blow off any steam. There’s no wonder they’d be fucking constantly. Honestly probably a small miracle this doesn’t inflate the populations of smaller countries that host.
Just get a job in IT and be a minority. I know a guy that worked IT at an Olympics, he was Indian and he was able to come and go from village as he pleased and nobody questioned him thinking he was part of their travelling group
A lot of Olympic athletes go to the Olympics with zero chances of winning. They're not banging on every corner because of stress, they're doing it because they're basically on an all-expenses holiday. And because they're all young and once they're done with their tries, they have 3 or 4 more free days at the villa. Going to see some sports, penetration, some more sports, penetration, sports, penetration, and this goes on and on until it just sort of... eeendssss.
If I could go back in time I'd tell 15 year old me, just go hard with Curling, nobody plays that shit in Australia, you're bound to get into the winter Olympics then it's gonna be wild.
So, fun gross fact about working in a hospital. Residents typically work 24 hour on call shifts where they are at the hospital waiting to get called out as needed. Kind of the same situation. Young, generally in shape people in a stressful environment with nothing to do while in a private on call room… in other words if the Olympics is out of the question you can always try medschool lol.
Sure, but it’s not like they hand them out one at a time, nor is there going to be 100% utilization. Like if they’re giving them out in boxes of 30 and people grab a box each, they’ll run out even if those aren’t being used.
People grab a bunch of condoms and dont necessarily use them all. I would bet the majority of those claimed were NOT used during those days. They should have monitors watching to make sure they actually use them /s
edit: word "not"
A canadian athlete once explained,
"You've got a few thousand young, very fit, highly stressed people coming off a huge life moment, all stuck together in cramped quarters for a week, what the hell else do you think is going to happen?”
I've heard interviews with a few athletes who basically say there's not really even that much sex happening, people just take the condoms because they're free and they have the Olympic logo on them and make a fun keepsake
If they’re only used between Olympian’s then it’d be more like 40 total per person. 20 for you, 20 for me. We could have 40 “encounters” with each other…
Depends on the sport. Some of the smaller sports you can start as an adult if you're in a country that doesn't have a large scene already for that sport.
Article says that condoms should not be used in the village but take home to raise awareness. "Dear Olympics, I'll be fuckin in your village AND in my country. That's the awareness I'll be providing "
Ive heard conflicting accounts.
Yes, there is sex taking place. Obviously.
No, they don't 'run out of condoms'. Because believe it or not, people will accept free stuff when offered. Athletes don't grab 20 condoms and exhaust themselves during a period of intense physical competition.
Sooooo I can speak to this somewhat lmao.
Usually after international events are done there is an after-party. Official or unofficial it happens. That's usually when things get somewhat wild.
Before and during comp it still happens but it's a lot more rare. It's far more common for athletes to abstain from sex and/or masturbating due to belief it will increase their performance (doesn't matter if it's been debunked, athletes are probably one of the most superstitious groups there is - the margins are so small that if eating a piece of shit every afternoon would have a 1% chance of lowering your time by 0.01s they would serve it in the cafeteria). Usually it's from 2 weeks before the event up to a month. That is also an insanely contributing factor to why the after-party gets so horny because at that point everybody is ready to fuck virtually anything.
I wouldn't say it's as wild orgy as it's being portrayed, a ton of athletes are in actual relationships either with each other or externally, but I would give each single person a 50/50 chance of ending up with a casual hookup. It's def more then norm but the media makes it sound like people are fucking in the hallways.
Source: pro swimmer of 20 years
I think redditors are married to the idea of it being an absolute fuck fest more than it actually is
you don't get to the olympics without the mentality of putting your competition before literally anything else
I think it was Lochte in 2012 or 2016 that said he was already scouting which athletes/women from different countries he wanted to ask for a fling. I think the swimmers, and field/track athletes are probably the ones that are engage in this stuff the most from the stuff I've read.
God I hate redditors
Porn addicts who think people with inhuman levels of discipline and drive to succeed have nothing but sex on their minds. It's so cringe
I have an Olympian friend who won a Bronze that did this with some other Olympian that also won Bronze. It became cumbersome though for both to wear while fucking so they eventually took it off lol.
Think it was an off my chest post a while back, but a female Australian Olympian had said her three times at the Olympics were the places where she had done almost every sex act you could do. Going in inexperience at 18 and coming out of that first Olympics as having done basically everything.
Not looking to be bonked to horny jail, but I’d be genuinely interested in reading that.
I tried to google it and I’m so surprised there’s several off my chest posts by olympians! I’m as mind blown as I was when I first read a post by an astronaut on reddit.
Not to burst anyone's bubbles but that sounds kinda made up.
I mean it most definitely could happen but the vast majority of time an Olympic athlete especially an 18 year old one would already have several international meets and lengthy national or club team training camps under their belt.
Olympics aren't really unique, there is not some sort of tradition or rite that everyone has to participate in orgies during it. It's not like there is a secret sex dungeon party in betweent the events and the whole sports thing is a cover up for it.
It happens all the time when you shove a large amount of athletes (and probably any people really - just think of college dorms) of all genders into a singular place for a limited period of time. Which is almost every international meet or training camp ever.
A bunch for superfit, and for the most part, very attractive young people hanging around in Olympic village with little to do on their off days. Not to mention their testosterone/estrogen peaking for the competition. It’s almost unnatural for them to not want sex.
There was an "intimacy ban" last time because we were in the middle of the biggest global pandemic in a century. That's greatly reduced now; so are many other restrictions during the height of COVID.
So, athletes: on your marks! Get set! Go! (After your competitions, of course.)
I know a guy who was a two time Olympian.
He told me whatever you are thinking for how much excessive fucking goes on at the Olympic village, you can probably multiply it by 3 or 4
He said his events were early so he had A LOT of time to party and have fun after
Intimacy Ban is beyond stupid, I worked the Salt Lake Games at the Village, and they were screwing everything that walks. One of the local LDS volunteers was shocked when the Canadian Women's Hockey Team came back after winning the Gold and a few of the players were flashing everyone their tits.
She was also shocked by the German Hockey team smoking and drinking the night before they played the USA. She thought the Olympics was about purity and I lost it when she said that.
Hockey players and Purity!
Here we have the fittest human specimens in the world getting together every 4 years, and we are going out of our way to make sure they DON'T procreate... kind of a missed opportunity isn't it?
Trying to stop the greatest physical specimens of our species from creating a world of super humans is crazy n my opinion. Imagine the future of Olympic Games if the winners were required to breed. Each country would be responsible for raising those children as their champions! Maybe then i would watch but I have too much one piece to catch up on.
Didn't we decide at the beginning of the year that for the good of the Olympics we wouldn't allow any intimacy between each other or ourselves?!
…. We never said ourselves
Okay, now I'm *really* mad.
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300 thousand, wow, that is indeed a feat of athleticism. When does this air?
You heard of casual sex? This is competitive ranked sex.
Don't want to be the worlds fastest man there.
Dave chapelle " ima speed fucker bitch!"
We can have categories. Fastest shooter. Farthest shooter. Biggest caliber shooter. Biggest shooter. The options are endless.
The long jump just got a little more exciting.
Pole vault
Been saying this should be a thing for years- think of the revenue it could generate- I mean I wouldn’t but have a friend who would pay $100 for a pay-per-view hour segment of competitive sex.
I’ve heard that sec in the Olympic village is out of control I could imagine. Spend your life and career to get to the Olympics. Finally make it and your event is done in the first week and now just party.
I bet marathon runners can go for a long time
Part of the closing ceremonies.
Wouldn't it be the opening ceremony?
Open, close, open, close….
SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP
The climax of the event?
They have literal orgy rooms at the olympics. When you put all the best looking and in best shape people in the world together, they’re gonna fuck
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9nb4COdtUNyjr4szAU-gqPFYiEur3Bqk
hundreds of 18-28 yearolds across a month. There's a lot of fucking.
If they are anything like me, they wear out the lube on one condom and swap it out like a nascar tire.
That's... That's not enough condoms That's only like 20 condoms per person. Haven't previous Olympics ran out of condoms?
Yes, hilariously. They probably need twice as many.
Over ten thousand of the most fit people on earth crammed into one small space in a hyper stressful, hyper competitive environment, that probably can’t really drink or get high (not until after their event at least) to blow off any steam. There’s no wonder they’d be fucking constantly. Honestly probably a small miracle this doesn’t inflate the populations of smaller countries that host.
Somehow I need to lose 70lbs and sneak into the Olympics athlete quarters
An illegal Mexican tapeworm and the knockoff dream team outfit off Amazon can’t be that expensive
I like how the tapeworm has to be illegal
Even tapeworms have to follow immigration laws 🤪
"That wasn't a tapeworm."
Trying to lose 70lbs myself this year, only 75 togo!
I believe in you.
😌 thank you
Just get a job in IT and be a minority. I know a guy that worked IT at an Olympics, he was Indian and he was able to come and go from village as he pleased and nobody questioned him thinking he was part of their travelling group
I’m also Indian and in college I would get mistaken for the IT person in computer labs. 😭
A lot of Olympic athletes go to the Olympics with zero chances of winning. They're not banging on every corner because of stress, they're doing it because they're basically on an all-expenses holiday. And because they're all young and once they're done with their tries, they have 3 or 4 more free days at the villa. Going to see some sports, penetration, some more sports, penetration, sports, penetration, and this goes on and on until it just sort of... eeendssss.
If I could go back in time I'd tell 15 year old me, just go hard with Curling, nobody plays that shit in Australia, you're bound to get into the winter Olympics then it's gonna be wild.
You probably still could it’s not like curling is a young man’s game
This always sunny reference tho! Lol nice
Where’s the twist?
You have a way with words
They're likely not fucking the locals though, more of amongst themselves.... right?
I would imagine fans and groupies playing a big part in this.
So, fun gross fact about working in a hospital. Residents typically work 24 hour on call shifts where they are at the hospital waiting to get called out as needed. Kind of the same situation. Young, generally in shape people in a stressful environment with nothing to do while in a private on call room… in other words if the Olympics is out of the question you can always try medschool lol.
We’ve seen scrubs.
Sure, but it’s not like they hand them out one at a time, nor is there going to be 100% utilization. Like if they’re giving them out in boxes of 30 and people grab a box each, they’ll run out even if those aren’t being used.
Athletes and teams can… purchase more? It’s not food and water, people
We aren't fucking unless it's in the Olympic branded condoms 😤😤😤
You wanna finish first huh champ
Do you though?
Do they have the condoms in the five ring colors?
Each a different flavour of disappointment
I laughed at your comment, then saw your flair, and now it’s *really* funny
Do...do they sell maple syrup flavored condoms in Canada?
You mean original?
You’re too funny
You have to have a good sense of humor to be a Leafs fan.
Nah dude. Condoms are clear. The different colored rings are what you stick them in.
My wife is on birth control and I would use condoms if they had the Olympic symbol on them
…Why does mine only have 3 rings on it?
For the Elven-kings under the sky.
It’s the only time finishing second is acceptable
Just don't finish 3rd
Wait…why can’t they buy more food and water?
I imagine a lot of people will snag a bunch as souvenirs at the very least
Packs of 7 would make more sense. Gotta collect all the Olympic rings.
People grab a bunch of condoms and dont necessarily use them all. I would bet the majority of those claimed were NOT used during those days. They should have monitors watching to make sure they actually use them /s edit: word "not"
Judge it and make it another of the games? Medals for solo, partner, and team events?
Why do you need condoms for the solo event?
Jesus dude we don't need to actually see the dude cum, we just gotta judge how well he jacks off
I mean how else will we give style points?
Surely there would be a Men’s Ejaculation Distance competition.
Dear lord, how much sex are the olympians having?
A canadian athlete once explained, "You've got a few thousand young, very fit, highly stressed people coming off a huge life moment, all stuck together in cramped quarters for a week, what the hell else do you think is going to happen?”
That is fair lol
At least seven sex.
I've heard interviews with a few athletes who basically say there's not really even that much sex happening, people just take the condoms because they're free and they have the Olympic logo on them and make a fun keepsake
I've read the same in multiple autobiographies
How to pick up women at bars: 1. Show her your Olympic tattoo 2. Ask if she wants to see your Olympic condom 3. There is no step three
So like one athlete takes the whole bowl like the occasional asshole parent on Halloween? Then officials freak out. "They're all having sex!"
I think an athlete said she just took them because well they are olympic condoms
Well bareback is an option
If they’re only used between Olympian’s then it’d be more like 40 total per person. 20 for you, 20 for me. We could have 40 “encounters” with each other…
It’s paris nothings stopping someone from just buying more if they run out of
Are olympic athletes not responsible enough to take care of their own birth control?
I don't think Paris carries enough condoms for them to all buy enough. So having them prestocked is a much much better idea.
Yeah but Usain Bolt isn't going to be there this time
This seems like a pretty decent amount. The average persons event is like, a week and a half right ? 2 condoms a day seems reasonable
It appears there will be more than medals being given.
Like pearl medallions?
I’ve never blown my load on someone’s neck and chest while the National Anthem was playing but now I’ve discovered an odd fetish
Don't let your dreams be dreams. I believe in you.
Let the games begin!
The real scandal is no wine in the **Paris** Olympic village.
That’s like the ocean without water…
Or rain on your wedding day
Or 300,000 condoms and all you need is a knife
Or fucking the athlete of your dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife
Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?
Then fucking them as well. Why not, you are all beautiful in this scenario.
And i though failing major orders in Helldivers and them banning sex was rough.
Didn’t expect a fellow helldiver in the comment lmao
Ha! Facts...
Dang the 2044 Olympics are gonna be filled with participants with two former Olympic parents and their choice of two countries to compete for!
This isn’t a new thing. The Olympics have famously been a fuck fest for a long time
Send da video
I’ll never get over how funny this is 😂 especially finding it outside of /r/nba
Hell Nawl can’t do dis
Look how cute tho💔
Look up the movie The Bronze.
Damn, I knew I should have chosen a different career path and become an Olympic Athlete... Someone should have told me that when I was a teenager.
Teenager? That’s way too late to start to prepare to be an Olympian. Someone should have told your parents :)
Depends on the sport. Some of the smaller sports you can start as an adult if you're in a country that doesn't have a large scene already for that sport.
This one kills me lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJpjSX-aDXI
Yes but now the (less than enforced) ban is lifted and they will be woefully low on prophylactics.
Good redditor I think the purpose of handing out condoms is to prevent what your saying from happening in 2044.
"in the crisis emergency pack we put some condoms. Ya know, in case we have to repopulate the world"
Article says that condoms should not be used in the village but take home to raise awareness. "Dear Olympics, I'll be fuckin in your village AND in my country. That's the awareness I'll be providing "
That was just during the Tokyo Olympics, the article says.
Raise awareness of how much of a fucking legend they are
Ive heard conflicting accounts. Yes, there is sex taking place. Obviously. No, they don't 'run out of condoms'. Because believe it or not, people will accept free stuff when offered. Athletes don't grab 20 condoms and exhaust themselves during a period of intense physical competition.
No. They “exhaust themselves” immediately after…
Sooooo I can speak to this somewhat lmao. Usually after international events are done there is an after-party. Official or unofficial it happens. That's usually when things get somewhat wild. Before and during comp it still happens but it's a lot more rare. It's far more common for athletes to abstain from sex and/or masturbating due to belief it will increase their performance (doesn't matter if it's been debunked, athletes are probably one of the most superstitious groups there is - the margins are so small that if eating a piece of shit every afternoon would have a 1% chance of lowering your time by 0.01s they would serve it in the cafeteria). Usually it's from 2 weeks before the event up to a month. That is also an insanely contributing factor to why the after-party gets so horny because at that point everybody is ready to fuck virtually anything. I wouldn't say it's as wild orgy as it's being portrayed, a ton of athletes are in actual relationships either with each other or externally, but I would give each single person a 50/50 chance of ending up with a casual hookup. It's def more then norm but the media makes it sound like people are fucking in the hallways. Source: pro swimmer of 20 years
I think redditors are married to the idea of it being an absolute fuck fest more than it actually is you don't get to the olympics without the mentality of putting your competition before literally anything else
Have you ever seen /r/askreddit? They think everything's a fuckfest.
>Have you ever seen /r/askreddit? I haven't, but I've heard it's an absolute *fuckfest*. Like the hottest, wildest, sexiest stuff you've ever seen.
I think it was Lochte in 2012 or 2016 that said he was already scouting which athletes/women from different countries he wanted to ask for a fling. I think the swimmers, and field/track athletes are probably the ones that are engage in this stuff the most from the stuff I've read.
God I hate redditors Porn addicts who think people with inhuman levels of discipline and drive to succeed have nothing but sex on their minds. It's so cringe
I mean, if you end up with a podium finish, it seems like you’d be fucking while wearing that medal as soon as possible.
I have an Olympian friend who won a Bronze that did this with some other Olympian that also won Bronze. It became cumbersome though for both to wear while fucking so they eventually took it off lol.
Michael Phelps?
Yeah but the "we have Michael Phelps at home" version.
Ha! Awesome! Great intel in your previous post, btw.
Get there in badminton, lose first round, plow for 3 weeks
I've been a part of an" intense physical competition" and lemme tell you... never been more horny in my life.
"Wrestling" with your uncle doesn't count
Uncle Touchy's Puzzle Basement was for more than flexing your brain muscles
Packers fan, it could be your own pheromones turning you on.
Sounds like something a Packer fan would say
Think it was an off my chest post a while back, but a female Australian Olympian had said her three times at the Olympics were the places where she had done almost every sex act you could do. Going in inexperience at 18 and coming out of that first Olympics as having done basically everything.
Not looking to be bonked to horny jail, but I’d be genuinely interested in reading that. I tried to google it and I’m so surprised there’s several off my chest posts by olympians! I’m as mind blown as I was when I first read a post by an astronaut on reddit.
Well bonked you are anyways \*bonk\* Get in the cell
Damn. If there’s supplementary Olympian reading material please allow it in there
Not to burst anyone's bubbles but that sounds kinda made up. I mean it most definitely could happen but the vast majority of time an Olympic athlete especially an 18 year old one would already have several international meets and lengthy national or club team training camps under their belt. Olympics aren't really unique, there is not some sort of tradition or rite that everyone has to participate in orgies during it. It's not like there is a secret sex dungeon party in betweent the events and the whole sports thing is a cover up for it. It happens all the time when you shove a large amount of athletes (and probably any people really - just think of college dorms) of all genders into a singular place for a limited period of time. Which is almost every international meet or training camp ever.
its easier to comingle at the olympic village probably
A bunch for superfit, and for the most part, very attractive young people hanging around in Olympic village with little to do on their off days. Not to mention their testosterone/estrogen peaking for the competition. It’s almost unnatural for them to not want sex.
I guess we’re taking “who came first” in a whole new light this year.
There was an "intimacy ban" last time because we were in the middle of the biggest global pandemic in a century. That's greatly reduced now; so are many other restrictions during the height of COVID. So, athletes: on your marks! Get set! Go! (After your competitions, of course.)
Why after? For men, the boost in testosterone can boost performance.
Boner Police HATES this one simple trick!
Yes yes we all know about the special Olympics condoms used to collect DNA samples of all the top athletes in the world.
“Special Olympics condoms”
"How did the Olympics go for you?" 'I came first.' "You won gold?!! That's amazing! Fantastic!". 'Not exactly......I miss her so much'.
Reddit is fixated on this idea that Olympic athletes are like animals that fuck anyone who approaches them
Nice of them to lift the intimacy ban considering that the IOC has been fucking host cities for decades.
It's Paris. *Gestures around*
Elite athletes...COMMENCE FORNICATION!
Tons of mostly really fit people of both sexes, they be fucking.
u-uhhh... can fans also participate?
Let these hot athletes fuck
You're on a list.
The catholic mailing list?
Might not fly on this sub but felt this belongs here https://youtu.be/vhKuqGyFqh8?si=bDGujb-4ESmLSnXN
……………….. what? How in the intimacy were you gonna stop the super humans from banging.
Condoms are for sailors
Not in the ‘90’s, Austin
Hey.. someone got the reference
Well they should those filthy beggars, sailing from port to port
I know a guy who was a two time Olympian. He told me whatever you are thinking for how much excessive fucking goes on at the Olympic village, you can probably multiply it by 3 or 4 He said his events were early so he had A LOT of time to party and have fun after
Intimacy Ban is beyond stupid, I worked the Salt Lake Games at the Village, and they were screwing everything that walks. One of the local LDS volunteers was shocked when the Canadian Women's Hockey Team came back after winning the Gold and a few of the players were flashing everyone their tits. She was also shocked by the German Hockey team smoking and drinking the night before they played the USA. She thought the Olympics was about purity and I lost it when she said that. Hockey players and Purity!
It was only in place for 2020 because of covid.
Well, I'm shocked. Reddit had a thing on the front page about French paternity tests being practically illegal bc of their sexual cultural mores.
Bene Gesserit ahhh move
I’m friends with an Olympic hammer thrower…she’s excited 😂😂
A gold metal winning athlete is going to be conceived during the Olympics, mark my word
How tf did they think they could ban sex? In France!?
Let the boning begin!
This is the true hunger games.
It *would* be France that does this
Here we have the fittest human specimens in the world getting together every 4 years, and we are going out of our way to make sure they DON'T procreate... kind of a missed opportunity isn't it?
hammerthrow.... if you start training now, you might make the team for a little known country without a hammerthrower. elizabeth swaney that shit
[Obligatory The Onion Olympic Village Tour NSFW](https://youtu.be/vhKuqGyFqh8?si=7KFz_GYLzjwbHs4O)
Nothing like post nut clarity needed to win a gold medal.
Every Olympics has men & women in peak physical condition living together in a private village, ‘intimacy ban’ is in no way happening
It's the humane thing to do
Wait what? Like before now olympians were like forbidden from having sex?
No, just for the 2020 Tokyo Olympics, specifically because of covid.
Hell yeah
r/ohlympics
The French are cool with it
Trying to stop the greatest physical specimens of our species from creating a world of super humans is crazy n my opinion. Imagine the future of Olympic Games if the winners were required to breed. Each country would be responsible for raising those children as their champions! Maybe then i would watch but I have too much one piece to catch up on.
Why is there a ban for have you seen people run after sex it’s funny as shit
Did they really think a ban would stop anyone?
Didn't we decide at the beginning of the year that for the good of the Olympics we wouldn't allow any intimacy between each other or ourselves?! …. We never said ourselves Okay, now I'm *really* mad.
Called the city of love for a reason
Great, these athletes are all fucked.
....I'm calling bs
It's a futile endeavor to try to stop those people from fucking.
Viva La France!
I’d watch that over any other event. 3D I hope