Did you know that 94% of all people who select that particular button are sexual predators?
This place has shoes! I love shoes! Oh. My. God. Shopping shopping shopping shopping shopping.
Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid.
Give me the bucket, Stanley!
Stanley, am I a bucket?
The end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never-
Why would you think that, Stanley? That this video game can be beaten, won, solved? Do you have any idea what your purpose in this place is? Hahaha, heh, Stanley...you're in for quite a disappointment.
You wanted to control this world; that's fine. But I'm going to destroy it first, so you can't.
This is the story of a man named Stanley.
My goodness! Is it 4:30? I’m supposed to be having a back, sack and crack.
Edit: I may have misread the assignment. I’m still keeping this quote here though.
“Stanley was so bad at following directions, it’s incredible he wasn’t fired years ago.”
Though, a close second is obviously:
“Also, Stanley was addicted to drugs and hookers.”
"I wonder what he found. If all he wanted was to be the leading man of his own story, well perhaps he's gotten it, down in... wherever he is right now. I wonder if he's happy with his choice, and if he learns the heavy cost that comes with it. He'll understand soon what I was trying to tell him. He NEEDS me. Someone who wrap everything up in the end, to make sense of the fear and the confusion, that's what I am. That is what I mean to this world. Yes I'll be back, there's no other way. Once all this comes to a close, then I'll be back. The end will be here soon. Very soon. I can wait."
(Written from memory)
Did you know that 94% of all people who select that particular button are sexual predators? This place has shoes! I love shoes! Oh. My. God. Shopping shopping shopping shopping shopping. Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid. Give me the bucket, Stanley! Stanley, am I a bucket? The end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never- Why would you think that, Stanley? That this video game can be beaten, won, solved? Do you have any idea what your purpose in this place is? Hahaha, heh, Stanley...you're in for quite a disappointment. You wanted to control this world; that's fine. But I'm going to destroy it first, so you can't. This is the story of a man named Stanley.
Oh, Stanley... You didn't just activate the controls, did you?
Call me crazy but this is my comfort ending
Nah you're right
My goodness! Is it 4:30? I’m supposed to be having a back, sack and crack. Edit: I may have misread the assignment. I’m still keeping this quote here though.
'OH, DID U GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING? THEB ROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVRITE!1 XD
“I hope your friends find this concerning.”
The broom closet ending was my favorite!
“Stanley was so bad at following directions, it’s incredible he wasn’t fired years ago.” Though, a close second is obviously: “Also, Stanley was addicted to drugs and hookers.”
"You heartless BASTARD!"
Did you do this because you hate babies, or purely to spite **me**!?
"I wonder what he found. If all he wanted was to be the leading man of his own story, well perhaps he's gotten it, down in... wherever he is right now. I wonder if he's happy with his choice, and if he learns the heavy cost that comes with it. He'll understand soon what I was trying to tell him. He NEEDS me. Someone who wrap everything up in the end, to make sense of the fear and the confusion, that's what I am. That is what I mean to this world. Yes I'll be back, there's no other way. Once all this comes to a close, then I'll be back. The end will be here soon. Very soon. I can wait." (Written from memory)
UNFUNNY?!
"Jim."
"" - Stanley in the human ending
“ “ - Bucket in the bucket ending
Stanley, I think I feel... happy. I actually feel happy, hah-ha!
FINISH IT OFF STANLEY! FIVE CLICKS ON DOOR 430!
YEEEEEES-!
Not interested
Jim
The broom closet ending was my favourite
"What the flozwad?!?"-Phil Eggtree Riddle Transfer 2
"I'm infuriated, and I'm offended and I- I intend to find these people on Twitter and hold them personally accountable >:("
Come come daddy needs a new swimming pool