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w1987g

The Doctor's cameo in First Contact still makes me laugh. Borg show up and he's talking about ointments


The_Reborn_Forge

He did an amazing job making a character, the same but different. The EMH on the E is downright terrified. Doctor on Voyager woulda just said “You all again?”


OriginalNo5477

"I'm a doctor, not a doorstop!"


GingerTurtle43

I'll never forget the theater just absolutely erupting in cheering and laughter at that entire scene!


kinokohatake

Wait really? I'd not seen Voyager when this movie came out, I need to rewatch it.


CivilRuin4111

Crusher and co activate their EMH and tell him to buy them some time. “I’m a doctor, not a doorstop!”


KDulius

Also a nod to the 'damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a...."


Left_Concentrate_752

I had to look this up... Andy Dick was alright for an episode, but I probably wouldn't allow him to stay on after I'd leave sickbay.


Lots42

Um, did you miss Andy's real life crimes?


Foesal

What did he do?


Lots42

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Dick Scroll down. There's far more than even I thought.


LordLudicrous

Oh my god, there’s even more than I thought. He really is a shit person isn’t he?


spiralbatross

It just… keeps going. The list keeps going and going.


LordLudicrous

How is he not in jail with all this?


FormerGameDev

The last I'd heard of him, he was in jail. Been a while, though.


ifeelallthefeels

He was homeless in a streamers house or something. He got kicked out of a streamer RV (and those guys may have rescued him from a streamer house) after he probably drugged and assaulted a guy. Like what.


DiatomCell

I don't understand what led him down this warpath of destruction around him. But that man has gotten far too many chances... I'm so sad for any of the victims of his crimes.


FormerGameDev

That last incident I'd heard about, I think he'd tried to solicit some guy for sex in a park. I don't even see mention of it it's so below the things he's been in trouble for listed on wiki.


spiralbatross

Money and fame, two legs of the Stool of Protection!


Trick421

How is he not dead with all of this?


LordLudicrous

Good question


Lots42

Well, he's white and male and straight. Cops love that.


theyanster1

Not really that “straight”


stovor

Andy Dick is straight? On what fucking planet? Lmao


knox902

I have said this forever. My dad's response was "he has kids and a wife."(at least he did) My retort - and?


RotorMonkey89

It's kind of a Martin Short situation, the kind where I really have trouble coming to terms with him being straight


GMorPC

Short answer: money


[deleted]

I’ll never forgive him for Phil Hartman.


Mega-Steve

If I ever saw John Lovitz in public, I'd want to shake the hand punched Dick's face


HopelessMagic

Holy cow...


DiabeticJedi

I hope it mentions on there the time Jon Lovitz punched him in the face for causing Phil Hartman's death.


Guvnuh_T_Boggs

What **didn't** he do? Dude's like a restraining order machine.


JustaTinyDude

I think the question is more of What hasn't' he done? If you search for Andy Dick in the r/LosAngeles sub and you will see hundreds, perhaps thousands, stories of different people's Andy Dick encounters. None are good. Mine is relatively benign: Not knowing who he was, I saw next to him at a festival and he took the beer I was holding and chugged it. No harm to me, save for having to get another beer and find a different seat, but for sure a *who the fuck is this guy?* moment.


swiss_sanchez

All of them, I think.


coreylongest

It would be quicker to say what he didn’t do.


Psychological_Web687

Same thing as a lot of drug addicts. Generally acting like a shitty person with outbursts of violence and destructive behavior.


Dependent_Weight2274

I had no idea he was such a sex pest.


landothedead

Occasionally a Jon Lovitz-looking alien beams in and punches it in the face.


whats_that_do

> a Jon Lovitz-looking alien An exceptionally violent, well-spoken Pakled.


Yosho2k

Yeah that's the ticket


ATempestSinister

Yes, this!


Thiscat

Zimmerman modelled the Mark I after himself. I like to think that as a secret fuck you to Starfleet for recommissioning the Mark I he modelled the Mark II after somebody terrible but that nobody would recognize in the future.


generic-user1678

I love that


Crimson3312

The one time in his life Andy Dick wasn't completely cringe


HopelessMagic

They used his looks and replaced his entire personality with the EMH algorithm. We're all grateful.


Lots42

You are correct.


magpiesshiny

Not a fan of the actor, but I did enjoy the character. The Mark Two was so funnily annoying. The episode was absolutely hilarious and I loved it. Though I would prefer to be treated by the Mark One... The Mark Two would drive me nuts


DiatomCell

It's so hard not to feel disgusted when I see him on screen...


magpiesshiny

I actually just found out today. And it is in fact disgusting and with that knowledge hard to watch. But I refuse to let a bad person ruin such an awesome episode of Star Trek for me. Even though I need to express it's an awesome episode EVEN THOUGH he's in it, NOT BECAUSE he's in it. Which given how he must have made everyone else staring in the episode feel is quite the achievement on everyone else's part


DiatomCell

I absolutely understand, and I think it's important to let yourself have power over a situation that you're involved in! You can still enjoy it because it's Trek, and I think that's perfectly valid~ However, I can't, for some reason, separate the man from the character. I wish I could. I used to like the episode.. But in gaining knowledge about him, I lost the illusion of any scene he's in. I'm no longer able to suspend my disbelief, and I'm sad that he's forever linked to something I hold close to my identity. :c


Rustie_J

Considering the extent & nature of both his criminal & his legal-but-douchebag behavior, I'm amazed he's only had his ass beat twice.


your_not_stubborn

Twice that we know of


AlienDelarge

Mk II is a better hookup if you want some good coke or to be sexually assaulted


noydbshield

That's a hell of a dice roll.


Phonereader23

I wish Andy Dick wasn’t such a trash human being. From a comedy aspect, he’s great. From a people aspect: holy shit wtf


toocoolforcovid

Mk 2 is a Dick at the end of the day.


CartmanTuttle

Man, imagine if Bashir still ended up the model for the Mark 2. Imagine Robert Picardo and Alexander Siddig dominating that episode.


CuddlyBoneVampire

Ah, why unnecessarily rude to Andy Dick


Lots42

??? He did so many real life crimes. For real. See his Wikipedia page.


CuddlyBoneVampire

So talk about the crimes? Saying “he ugly” isn’t a joke or a meme


Lots42

I never said that!


CuddlyBoneVampire

Okay then, in excruciating detail please explain this meme to me. I do not understand.


Reduak

Andy Dick repeatedly assaulted women including minors by groping them, fondling them, exposing himself to them and ripping their tops off. The comments weren't about his looks. They were about his behavior. No women would ever want to see him walk into an exam room.


CuddlyBoneVampire

And that’s funny how?


HopelessMagic

Did you feel a breeze just now? Whoosh!!


EverybodyStayCool

It's like a self perpetual downvote machine. Damn.


CuddlyBoneVampire

Care to explain?


Reduak

I just thought it was a slam on Andy Dick and the fact that he was supposed to be a better model of the Mark 1 EMH who was one of the best characters on Voyager.


CuddlyBoneVampire

Andy Dick isn’t a doctor


Reduak

He was the actor portraying the Mark Two EMH. I think the attempt at humor was to conflate the character and the actor.


Talkimas

From [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Dick#Legal_issues_and_controversies) Legal issues and controversies Arrests and legal actions Dick has been arrested, tried and convicted of multiple crimes. On May 15, 1999, Dick drove his car into a utility pole in Hollywood. He was charged with the possession of cocaine, cannabis, and drug paraphernalia, driving under the influence of alcohol/drugs, and hit-and-run driving.[30] He later pled guilty to felony cocaine possession, and misdemeanor cannabis possession and possession of a "smoking device". After Dick completed an 18-month drug diversion program, the charges were dismissed.[31] On December 4, 2004, Dick was arrested for indecent exposure after he exposed his buttocks at a local McDonald's.[32] On July 16, 2008, Dick was arrested in Murrieta, California, on suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery. He exposed the breasts of a 17-year-old girl when he allegedly grabbed and pulled down her tank top and brassiere. During a search of his person, police reported finding a small quantity of cannabis and one alprazolam (Xanax) tablet for which Dick did not have a prescription.[33][34] He was released from jail after posting $5,000 bail. Dick eventually plead guilty to misdemeanor battery and marijuana possession. He was sentenced to three years probation, around $700 in fines, and was ordered to wear an alcohol-monitoring bracelet for one year.[35] On January 23, 2010, Dick was arrested at about 4:00 a.m. at a bar in Huntington, West Virginia, on charges of sexual abuse after reportedly groping a bartender and a patron.[36][37] He was released from jail after pleading not guilty and posting $60,000 bail.[38][39] On June 29, 2011, Dick was formally indicted by a Cabell County Grand Jury for two counts of first degree sexual abuse. Dick plead not guilty during a formal arraignment in Cabell County Circuit Court in Huntington on July 29, 2011. After receiving the not guilty plea, Judge Paul Ferrell set a trial date of January 17, 2012.[40] After several delays, on May 21, 2012, Dick was given a six-month pre-trial diversion. An assistant prosecutor said that the agreement stated that if Dick would stay out of legal trouble for six months, the criminal charges would be dismissed.[41] Criminal charges were dismissed after Dick completed the pretrial diversion program.[42] In January 2012, the two alleged victims filed a civil suit against Dick for unspecified damages.[43][needs update] In June 2018, Dick was charged with misdemeanor sexual battery and battery charges for allegedly groping a woman in April that year.[44] Dick plead not guilty in October 2019 to charges he grabbed an Uber driver by the genitals.[45] He was convicted and sentenced to 90 days in jail in November 2022.[46] After his release, he was required to register as a sex offender and attend 52 sessions of Alcoholics Anonymous, pay restitution to the victim, receive mental health counseling, and attend sessions of Sexual Compulsives Anonymous.[7][47] On June 29, 2021, Dick was arrested for felony assault with a deadly weapon. Dick was released from jail on June 30, 2021, after posting the $50,000 bond.[48] On May 10, 2022, Dick was arrested for felony sexual battery of a man in Orange County, California.[49] However, the case was later dropped when the accuser refused to cooperate with the local police.[7] In October 2022, Dick was arrested for felony burglary, allegedly of power tools.[50] Dick was again later arrested in January 2023, for public intoxication and failure to register as a sex offender in Lake Elsinore, California.[51] Other behavior In 1999, Dick was questioned in the suicide of actor David Strickland and identified his body. On Saturday, March 20, the pair flew from Los Angeles to Las Vegas and spent three days partying in strip clubs.[52] Strickland hanged himself with a bed sheet over the ceiling beam, and died during the morning hours of March 22, 1999.[53] He was 29 years old. In 2005, Dick dropped his pants and exposed his genitals to the audience at Yuk Yuk's comedy club in Edmonton, Alberta. He was ushered off the stage, and the second night was cancelled.[54] Dick groped Pamela Anderson during her 2005 Comedy Central roast. He joked that he was her plastic surgeon and used the premise to repeatedly grab her breasts. During the roast, Dick also attempted to grope Courtney Love, who proceeded to slap him across the face. Dick also mimed performing oral sex on Anderson's husband at the time, Tommy Lee.[55] At William Shatner's 2006 Comedy Central roast, Dick (performing as the lovechild of James T. Kirk and Spock) allegedly licked Farrah Fawcett, Carrie Fisher, and Patton Oswalt before biting New York Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller.[56] In December 2006, Dick upset an audience at The Improv in Los Angeles by shouting "You're all a bunch of niggers!" following an improvised set with comedian Ian Bagg. This was a direct reference to Michael Richards' use of the same epithet to insult hecklers two weeks earlier.[57] He later issued an apology via his publicist: I chose to make a joke about a subject that is not funny, in an attempt to make light of a serious subject. I have offended a lot of people, and I am sorry for my insensitivity. I wish to apologize to Ian, to the club and its patrons and to anyone who was hurt or offended by my remark. — Andy Dick In February 2007, Dick was forcibly removed from the stage during an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, after repeatedly touching guest Ivanka Trump. Jimmy Kimmel called in his security guards, Uncle Frank and Veatrice Rice, who assisted as Kimmel dragged Dick off by his legs.[58] Kimmel later said, "Andy did a segment, he was a little out of it. [When Ivanka] came out, he wanted a big, wet kiss. It was time for Andy to go, so I escorted him out by his feet." Kimmel added, "He always makes me a little uncomfortable, you have no idea what he's going to do next." Kimmel also said he had spoken to Dick afterwards and that Dick was not upset about the incident.[59] In October 2010, Dick was seen exposing himself and making a commotion at Café Audrey in Hollywood.[60] In January 2011, Dick was thrown out of the AVN Awards, a pornographic movie awards ceremony, after repeatedly groping and stalking adult film actress Tera Patrick and drag queen Chi Chi LaRue.[61] In April 2011, Dick was at a party connected with the Newport Beach Film Festival. He appeared intoxicated, exposed himself, urinated on a backdrop and afterwards destroyed it by pulling it down. The organizers claimed that this caused thousands of dollars of damage and considered suing Dick over the incident.[62] In August 2011, Dick was a guest on Greg Fitzsimmons' radio show and made antisemitic statements about Howard Stern. Dick said Stern was a "money-grubbing Jew" and repeatedly called him a "hook-nosed Jew".[63] In October 2017, Dick was fired from a role in the independent film Raising Buchanan due to allegations of inappropriate behavior that, according to The Hollywood Reporter, "included groping people's genitals, unwanted kissing/licking and sexual propositions of at least four members of the production". While he denied most of the allegations, he said, "I might have kissed somebody on the cheek to say goodbye and then licked them. That's my thing – I licked Carrie Fisher at a roast. It's me being funny."[64] It would later be revealed that in the same month he had also been fired and escorted off the set from another film, Vampire Dad, due to what was referred to as "multiple, flagrant acts of improper conduct and inappropriate contact with several crew members".[65] He later said, "I overtook my medication and took too many Xanax and I was a bit loopy". He said, "I won't do it anymore. I won't lick anyone's face anymore. We have an agreement."[65][51] In 2019, a man knocked Dick out with a punch to the head, causing him to be sent to the hospital to be monitored for brain bleed. The man accused Dick of groping him, and punched Dick in retaliation.[66][67] In April 2022, Dick alleged he was mugged in Las Vegas, presenting severe facial injuries.[68][51] Feud with Jon Lovitz Dick has had a long rivalry with former NewsRadio costar Jon Lovitz concerning the death of their mutual friend Phil Hartman. According to Lovitz, Dick had given Hartman's wife Brynn cocaine at a Christmas party at Hartman's house in 1997; Brynn, a recovering addict, began using drugs again, culminating in her killing Hartman and herself on May 28, 1998. When Lovitz joined the cast of NewsRadio as Hartman's replacement, he and Dick got into a heated argument in which Lovitz reportedly shouted "I wouldn't be here if you hadn't given Brynn coke in the first place." Lovitz later apologized to Dick for the remark.[69] In early 2007, Dick allegedly approached Lovitz at a restaurant and said, "I put the Phil Hartman hex on you—you're the next to die."[70] On July 10, 2007, Dick got into a physical altercation with Lovitz at the Laugh Factory in Los Angeles. Lovitz demanded an apology from Dick, who refused and accused Lovitz of blaming him for Hartman's death. Lovitz then grabbed Dick by his shirt and slammed him backward into the bar, after which the doorman separated the two.[70]


CuddlyBoneVampire

This isn’t a joke or funny in any way, this is a list from Wikipedia. I still don’t understand where the joke is.


ATempestSinister

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sealioning


Left_Concentrate_752

This was exactly what I was thinking. Now I know what it's called. Thanks!


ATempestSinister

Yup! It's a frequent tactic of both ordinary trolls and foreign disinformation/misinformation actors.


Aurorae79

That’s totally what this guy is doing. I feel like this is insulting to sea lions though. The sea puppies didn’t do anything to deserve that reference.


CuddlyBoneVampire

I just want to understand bad humor. Everyone loved data for it, why not zoidberg?


AngledLuffa

It's just a 4th wall break.  In universe the mk1 had added so much to his capabilities that he was better than the mk2.  Out of universe, you don't want to be near Andy Dick unless you like sexual assault, coke, and racism. If you don't find this kind of meta humor funny, I don't think there's anything wrong with you or with the joke.  To borrow from Chekhov and Spock: OP: it's just a little joke You: extremely little


xtianlaw

Seems you incorrectly assumed that "you don't want the Mark II's face in your sickbay" was a reference to Andy Dick's appearance. In this context, "face" is a stand-in for the actual person. Like how "don't ever show your face in this town again" means don't ever come to this town again.