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Ambitious_Theory_474

I find your lack of balls disturbing...


[deleted]

Haha nice one


RyK009

*Before this* Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's balls Lord Vader, your sad devotion to those ancient balls has not helped you conjured the stolen data tapes or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels hidden fortre...


Fox-Fireheart-66

May the balls be with you


Alternative-Cut-4831

But i am a woman. I am supposed to not have balls. But i have a pair of something better,my lord.


Artok812

r/beatmetoit


BigGengar

We will watch your balls with great interest


Fox-Fireheart-66

Judge me by my balls do you


CautiousTeam3220

My balls have double in size since last we met


Crumboa

Anakin I think that's cancer


Bmanakanihilator

I am the balls


Saddenedsalamander

But I was going to Tosche station to pick up some balls


Cruiser275

only a sith deals in balls


Certain-Necessary347

“I love balls” “I know”


Gamergrbx

"no, I am your balls" or "i don't like balls. It's coarse, its rough, its irritating, and it gets everywhere'


cryptid-ok

I think you have an infection…


KuyaTheSupport

Damn it I was about to say the second one


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's balls.


Darkblade360350

> "I think the problem Digg had is that it was a company that was built to be a company, and you could feel it in the product. The way you could criticise Reddit is that we weren't a company – we were all heart and no head for a long time. So I think it'd be really hard for me and for the team to kill Reddit in that way.” - Steve Huffman, aka /u/spez, Reddit CEO. So long, Reddit, and thanks for all the fish.


Fox-Fireheart-66

I’m one with the balls and the balls are with me,


OneOfManyParadoxFans

Wait, Vader still has balls?


Amish_Warl0rd

Probably a bit singed, but they’re still there


Marphey12

It doesn't even change the context XD


MVBak

Underrated comment


Stay-At-Home-Jedi

We stand here amidst my balls, *not yours!!!*


PizzamanCJ

And I thought balls smelled bad.... on the outside!


nihilusthehungry

Cursed


BeyondCompetitive

"Obi wan never told you what happened to your balls"


KingHiram

"He told me you killed him" "No I am your balls"


AuthenticRice

You underestimate my balls


i_should_be_coding

It's over Anakin! I have the high balls!


OneOfManyParadoxFans

Your balls underestimate my puberty!


kyran_tron_9000

Don’t try it


Joke0907183

*Tries anyways*


UselessPerson2222

*balls get cut off* you were like a brother to balls


Joke0907183

I HATE BALLS!


captainstrike141

there's always a bigger balls


Joke0907183

Holy crap 🤣


pikachu-atlanta

Away put your balls. I mean you no harm.


Darkblock2008

🤣🤣🤣


Fox-Fireheart-66

Balls do not great make one


theofficialdc21

Be careful not to choke on your balls director


Fox-Fireheart-66

Hey guys… Orson’s suckin his dick again


Stay-At-Home-Jedi

We stand here amidst my balls, *not yours*!!


Saber_Flight

"I'm a Mandalorian, balls are part of my religion"


Joke0907183

Has he spoken?


allgoodnamesbetaken

I have balls


Fox-Fireheart-66

“I am a senator on a diplomatic balls to Aaldaran” // “You are a Rebel Balls…”


Lord_Xarael

"This is the balls"


Jamesdeus17

You were right about one thing master. The balls were short


Joke0907183

(Visual confusions*


Stay-At-Home-Jedi

This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!


Rock_Okajima

It is only natural. He cut off your balls and you wanted revenge.


Fox-Fireheart-66

I shouldn’t have done that, it’s not the Jedi balls


kingbloxerthe3

But what about the Droid attack on the balls? That hurt a lot for so many.


ospfpacket

Mel Brooks has entered the chat. “Hey I made an entire movie about this.”


PalpyTEEN

May the balls be with you.


High-Ground-Master

“Truly wonderful, the balls of a child is”-*probably Master Yoda*


Darkblade360350

> "I think the problem Digg had is that it was a company that was built to be a company, and you could feel it in the product. The way you could criticise Reddit is that we weren't a company – we were all heart and no head for a long time. So I think it'd be really hard for me and for the team to kill Reddit in that way.” - Steve Huffman, aka /u/spez, Reddit CEO. So long, Reddit, and thanks for all the fish.


Idream_therefore_Iam

r/cursedcomments


Fox-Fireheart-66

Also Yoda: “Judge me by my balls do you?”


Nymphomanius

r/suddenlysexoffender


[deleted]

Midi-chlorians are a microscopic life form that resides within all living balls.


Fox-Fireheart-66

No that’s jiz your thinking of


River46

how do you think force transfer works?


Fox-Fireheart-66

Hmm. Good point


Etmgamer

Underrated


Bismarck-Chan666

Have you heard the tragedy of Darth ball's the wise


Darkblade360350

> "I think the problem Digg had is that it was a company that was built to be a company, and you could feel it in the product. The way you could criticise Reddit is that we weren't a company – we were all heart and no head for a long time. So I think it'd be really hard for me and for the team to kill Reddit in that way.” - Steve Huffman, aka /u/spez, Reddit CEO. So long, Reddit, and thanks for all the fish.


Joke0907183

No


Qui-Gon_Jinn_Bot

It seems that way now perhaps, but you must look deeper, Joke0907183.


Joke0907183

There's always deeper secret


NamertBaykus

I'm enlightened


Qui-Gon_Jinn_Bot

Your Highness, under the circumstances, I suggest you come to Coruscant with us.


NamertBaykus

You know what I didn't even notice you were a bot until you commented this reply. Leave a place for me in your human zoo after you guys take over the world. Good bot.


Mabvll

I am fluent in over 6 million forms of balls.


MysterCrypto

Oh, you're a Kardashian?


Mysterious-Arrival54

No they're a twi'lek


screechingahhhhhh

Your lightsaber will make adition to my balls


Joke0907183

Not this time


[deleted]

It's balls then


Joke0907183

Rriyyuuaaaagagghhhhhh Hurg!


Fox-Fireheart-66

I am the balls


Inevitable-Novel-921

This attack on my balls has left me scarred and deformed.


ChampChomp1

“It’s over Anakin! I have the high balls!” “You underestimate my balls” “No, don’t try it”


Blackfirelsd

"Strike my balls and ill become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"


TuxTues3

May the balls be with you


Theodore_Imms

*Darth Vader to Boba Fett* "No balls".


HaYNry3N_1138

“Punch balls!”


[deleted]

[удалено]


AdletM

Good, twice the balls, double the fall


MVBak

Two times zero Is still zero


Slime_Special_681

"Good twice the pride, double the balls."


Darkblade360350

r/holup


LastoftheKolobians

“So this is how balls die…with thunderous applause.”


Captain-Obvious69

"I am your balls"


PhantomPhoenix44

Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the balls to create life. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his balls, which eventually, of course, he did.


Theguyrond123

Highly underrated comment


ImmaTeacher

Hello balls.


mr-jonthe-boss

General balls


JaceVentura69

General kenoballs


Zestyclose-Sound8947

You are a ballsy one


Slime_Special_681

Kill balls


Joke0907183

BACK AWAY! I will deal with this jedi balls myself


SamanthaJaneyCake

Alternatively: BACK AWAY! I will deal with this ball scum myself.


MysterCrypto

Kylo Ren - "I feell it again. The pull to the balls" Kylo Ren - "Don't be afraid. I feel balls, too." Snoke - "The *balls* ... resisted *you*?" Kylo Ren - "The balls I've heard so much about. The droid.. where is it?" Senator Palpatine - "We shall watch your balls with great interest." Lor San Tekka - "The First Order rose from the balls side. You did not."


i_should_be_coding

Emperor Palpatine: "It's balls, then"


[deleted]

This is the balls


[deleted]

I am the balls


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their balls.


AKBx007

“Search your balls, you know it to be true”.


Electronic-Emotion-8

UNLIMITED BAAAAAAALLS


Snoop__Dogg

Now THIS is balls!


Thelastknownking

"When we last met I was but the learner, now I am the Master" "Only a Master of balls, Darth"


SomeVariousShift

What is thy bidding, my balls?


Profit-Alex

“As my sweet mother always said, ‘Son, if one ball is good, two are better. And three, well, that’s good business.'”


nihilusthehungry

This comment needs infinitely more appreciation!!


theEventhorizon01

You underestimate my balls


Juozeris

It's over anakin i have the balls


LUC1F3R26

I Am Altering the Balls, Pray I Don’t Alter It Any Further


McMarcohai

we will watch your balls with great interest


ITZ_NARUTO_BRO

The balls has come, execute order 66


Joke0907183

Order 6? Ok


DarthCheez

SpaceBalls!


Tub_of_jam66

The dark side of the balls is a pathway to many abilities some consider unnatural Or The dark side of the force is a pathway to many balls some consider unnatural


Snoo93102

Great Chewie always thinking with your balls.


PossibilityEnough933

In release order The balls is strong with this one Do or do not, there is no balls I am a Jedi like my balls before me Balls will do fine Your balls are impressive, I'm sure you're very proud What about the droid attack on the balls?


AzathothJZ

Obi-Wan, you’re our only balls.


Zek7h35an5

"UNLIMITED BALLS!!!!!!!"


Zek7h35an5

Additionally "I'm afraid you did not know the strength of your own balls"


OculusMidnight2

No wonder Padme ended up with twins


At_least_12

With the balls down I can’t even see how am I supposed to fight. That’s no moon. It’s balls.


dragonpineapples

There are worse things... ...than balls


[deleted]

Did you ever hear the tragety of Darth Plagues' balls?


Joke0907183

You have already told me a millionth times!


afullyoriginalname

“Dis Sun doin murder to meesa balls”


TheGodOfGravy

These aren’t the balls you’re looking for


Engineergaming26355

I am all the balls


TheSpookyPineapple

that's not how the balls work


Gunther_Alsor

I can feel your balls. It gives you focus.


Salami__Tsunami

You’re all clear, kid. Now let’s blow these balls and go home.


Melodic-Hunter2471

**Myself, the boy, two balls, and no questions asked.**


StormCaller02

If one is to be a complete and wise leader, one must embrace....a larger view of the balls.


melonlord6466

Have you ever heard the balls of Darth plaguis the wise.


gltchyblaze

I don't like balls


TheGodOfGravy

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi, at last we will have balls.


Ypokamp

"It was said that you would destroy the balls, not join them."


Captain_Hen2105

I’m a mandalorian. Balls are part of my religion


TSmario53

“If what you have told me is true, you will have earned my balls. But for now, remain here. I sense much confusion in you young Skywalker…”


Ok-Mastodon2016

Obi Wan never told you what happened to your balls


JohnnyS1lv3rH4nd

Your balls please. We don’t want to make a mess of things in front of the chancellor


Snoo93102

These are not the balls we are looking for.


No_Cost_1789

Judge me by mt balls do you?


Professional_Mud2991

Mesa no carrrrrrin' about the Naboo. The Naboo think they are so smarty. They think their balls so big.


Professional_Mud2991

I used to bullseye balls in my T-16 back home


[deleted]

“Your balls are very impressive, you must be proud.”


Diablofuchs

I balled them padme like animals. And not just the men, but the women and children too.


Padme-Bot

We live in a real world, Ani. Come back to it.


tsimkeru

Dew balls. Dew balls now


DoomRide007

Are you an balls?


zeldahalfsleeve

I guess you don’t know everything about BALLS do you?


Xar_rez

„What about the droid attack on the balls?“


Gwendolyn7777

The Force is strong with these balls....


Engineergaming26355

We are still flying half a balls


Sekkarth

Have you ever heard the trafedy of Darth Balls the Wise?


AleksasKoval

"You were supposed to destroy the Balls, not join them!"


Extreme-Breakfast885

Your lightsaber will make a fine addition to my balls


Captain_Hen2105

Some balls milker put a compressor on the ignition line!


SufficientRepair9164

Your faith in your balls is yours


Artok812

Obi Wan - These are your father's balls, he would want you to have them


Joke0907183

I hate balls, they are coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere


Veselker

I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the balls to do it.


bananabread_boi9

"Incredible, every word of what you just said was balls."


IAlwaysOutsmartU

It’s over, Anakin! I have the high balls!


Marphey12

"It's only natural he cut off your balls you wanted revenge"


KaimeiJay

“I dated a Jawa for a while. Balls quite furry. Very furry.”


_TheXplodenator

I always steal the balls of my dead enemies as trophies


HydraLxck

My balls have doubled since the last time we've met Count


GERMA90

Feel the balls Luke.


_DoinkHunter05_

"You were my balls, Anakin!"


Lordwetrust

Good relations with the balls I have


Profit-Alex

“There’s always a bigger balls.”


breigns2

Your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my balls.


just-some-man

Isnt "light saber" two words? So it should be "your balls saber" or "your light balls" will make a fine addition to my collection?


[deleted]

My balls have doubled since the last time we met


Puzzleheaded_Step468

My balls have doubled since the last time we met


SamanthaJaneyCake

Grevious: “I was trained in your balls arts by Count Dooku” Kenobi: “Your balls?”


Slime_Special_681

"Revenge is not the balls way." "I'm no balls."


Darkblock2008

Never tell me the balls


ImAredditor47

Guess that’s what the G in Grievous means