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Im_Cool_As_F-Duck

Realistically Rose, there are many people who match her perfectly and she has done the least insane stuff


IceyLuigiBros25

Some of these things are wrong: Chef Pee Pee never turned Bowser into a Zombie, he just gave him food poisoning. Cody never bullied his Mom when she was a teacher, most of the stuff that happened was because Junior and Joseph told him to do certain things. The thumbtack prank you can count, but pretty much everything after that was Junior and Joseph setting him up. Marvin isn’t really abusive.


masked267

Took me a bit to realize some of issues i made on the post and didnt realize that bowser wasn’t a zombie


furryhunter7

marvin’s pretty normal, i don’t think he’s a bad person at all. sure he hits jeffy every so often but who wouldn’t if they had a son like that


Cartman_x_Heidi

He constantly feeds jeffy greenbeans and refuses to move on to a new vegetable. I bet the reason Marvin can’t pay his house payment is because he’s spending it all on greenbeans.


noballsman6969

I'd never say this in another case but Jeffy. "Odd" isn't really a bad thing if you think about it, his psycopathy may be from his mother or a disorder, the only really bad thing is his spoiled kid side


masked267

Oppositional defiant disorder (ODD) could be the reason why Jeffy acts that way, along with his mom’s neglect and Marvin’s and Rose’s parenting skills being more ineffective on Jeffy. side note: the (Disorder / Condition) was supposed to be after ODD because its a disorder Jeffy probably has but i placed Psychopath after the ODD and forget to change it


Upbeat-Donkey-9515

I don’t think jeffy is psychopath


Professional-Part805

No he definitely is, to be a psychopath you have to not feel remorse, guilt or emotions for the wrongs you’ve committed. That describes Jeffy perfectly.


Great_Necessary4741

I think the psycopathy was mainly caused by Marvin not being that good of a father and his friends not exactly being good people either. If you put Jeffy into a realistic family he'd probably turn out okay as an adult.


travisBagwell

I'd say Mario but they're all little messed up, also Rosalina did throw a hammer at Mario Just for texting his ex so she's not anymore put together then the rest of them, they're all goofy anyway.


Upbeat-Donkey-9515

Loan dolphin kinda


Magalore

Rose or Joseph are the most sane


Kriskirby1992

How has no one mentioned Woody


Longjumping-Rope6760

Probably Brooklyn guy or rose


Swyfttrakk

Susan Smith, the assistant nurse with her calling out Brooklyn's insensitivity at times.


Sanstacoguy

Probably Junior. I mean he is a kid and with his abusive father he got his meanness from bowser but in the recent episodes he’s just been stupid.


masked267

What about the time he killed his dad because of a package, constantly annoyed his friends and chef pee pee, killed several people with the WTF button for his own desires (although he brought everyone back that doesn’t fully justified his short-time genocide for the things we wants), his obsession over penelope, and more things that i didn’t list down but there are moments where he just doesn’t want to listen to the people warning him, especially cody and chef pee pee


Sanstacoguy

Again he’s an idiot and Juniors been pretty ok in the recent vids since his dad isn’t really mean to him anymore


masked267

thats fair i guess, although i think the things he’s done in the past makes him far from sane even if he’s improving over the years


Full_Horror7114

Ngl I’d take rose. I wpuld say PP but he can’t cook for shit and would definetly poison me.


Yourhereforareason

Hard to say but Rose is defo a big option


Professional-Part805

Since when was Mario abusive


masked267

There were certain moments i recalled where Mario was hitting Jeffy, one was when Mario punched Jeffy off the bed in a hotel because of him jumping on the bed, he punched Jeffy in Jeffy Gets Fixed where he also punched his eyeball. First Day of School where he straight up attacked Jeffy at the ending. Jeffy’s Tantrum where he hit Jeffy with the belt because he broke the TV although I feel like it was justified than abuse in some way


Accurate_Echidna6991

if he broke my tv im beating his ass tf?


masked267

Its why i said “justified than abuse” guess its more like discipline because any parent would beat their child for breaking a tv because they wouldnt get a $2.99 app


Professional-Part805

Let’s be honest most of it was more discipline than abuse, in almost every instance Jeffy was being a bad ass child


IndependenceFlat9890

Rose. Dk why that’s not the obvious answer


RASIEDBYDIREWOLVES

Probably rose


ViZiX45

Matvin isnt really abusive


DeltaSans17

Unless you count him only feeding jeffy green beans as a form of abuse.


IceyLuigiBros25

That doesn’t count. Even if the joke is annoying, he’s still feeding Jeffy, which is not abuse. It might not be something that he likes to eat, but it’s not illegal.


DeltaSans17

Rose might be stupid but she was spitting when she said that green beans weren’t a proper meal.


Any-Juggernaut8269

pretty sure there was an episode where brooklyn guy said that it WAS abuse


IceyLuigiBros25

That only counts if it’s something actually damaging to the child. Green Beans don’t affect Jeffy in any way besides that he just doesn’t like how they taste. He doesn’t have any allergies. He just thinks they’re gross. It’s literally the equivalent of a child not wanting to eat their vegetables. But I will give it that Marvin wants Jeffy to eat green beans straight out of the can is definitely not the way to go. There’s not even any protein in it. He could at least cook them before giving them to Jeffy.


DeltaSans17

But Marvin ONLY gives him green beans, no meat no protein not even a drink.


Longjumping-Rope6760

Bro Mario buys Jeffy McDonald's


DeltaSans17

Typically only after Jeffy Chucks the green beans. Remember the mad cow disease vid where He planned to eat both his and Jeffy’s burgers and left jeffy a box of green beans?


Longjumping-Rope6760

Oh right


ViZiX45

That was jeffys foster home... rewatch the video


Any-Juggernaut8269

yeah i'll be honest, that was the only scene i remembered from that video, so i'll take that L


cub_htf5

Rose and Brooklyn t guy


SnooMuffins9339

marvin ig


Both-Support-7110

I'd say Woody since he's a guy who likes Shrimp he's never done any heinous things and did save the world one time


SirArchieMaccaw

Pixie Goblin I guess, although he might have PTSD


Professional-Part805

Honestly I would say marvin


Accurate_Echidna6991

alright slow down there chief, when the fuck was cody a rapist, he bullied his mom because he didn't think it was her and they made him do it, and i don't think marvin was a robber on purpose, idk when he killed joseph but it was probably on accident. brooklyn guy tortured junior because that's what he was told to do.


masked267

In the Remote, Cody froze time and kept them frozen in time for 5 years. Right before resuming time, Junior and Joseph were lying down and after resuming time, they said that their butts were hurting and with Cody being lewdful. He pretty much raped them while time was frozen. While Cody didn’t know that the sub teacher was his mom, he still went to put the tack on the chair and spit in her coffee because of his friends wanting him too. Also Cody killed Joseph in Cody the Magician and made him disappeared for a year but i don’t know if Cody killed Joseph by accident but I think Cody purposely killed him to use him as another magic trick to bring him back. The Military School had Brooklyn Guy torturing Junior with the toilet covered in shitstains, kept him in a cage to watch Thomas burn and in the obstacle course, he had the participants killed off by the landmines. Even if he’s tasked by a higher up, thats pretty fucked up with Brooklyn not giving a shit. I may not have this correct but i believed there was an episode where Mario and Bowser robbed a store. Jeffy’s Speeding Ticket had Mario and Jeffy robbing a store to payoff Jeffy’s speeding ticket even though it was Jeffy’s idea to rob a store


Junebug2500

One of the middle guys.


Awff_da_waff

Since when is Jeffy a psychopath?


JRsisk

Rose or Marvin


Sebastian_Debeste

To be honest, out of all those either Chef Pee Pee, Brooklyn T. Guy or Marvin are the most sane ones, but ima go with Brooklyn T. Guy.


Longjumping-Rope6760

goodman


ViZiX45

Goodman the best


TinyBongoBoi56

Joseph’s mom 💀


Active_Difference_30

Brooklyn guy is also a terrible parent I mean he did in fact neglect his own daughter to watch some heat game that he would later on act so childish about and get over not to mention he is in fact a Dick to the Applebee's waitress.


talkwithryan

As annoying and terrible of a person as rose is she prolly is still the most righteous outta all the others tbh taking everything into account


Cartman_x_Heidi

There’s a theory that Brookie let DBTG take his place to run the military school class Junior was in.


Educational-Net-3193

There’s nothing wrong with jeffy he’s just very stupid


Spare_Most_1765

Honestly junior cause he literally manipulated Cody into apologizing for what HIM AND JOSEPH DID AT CODY’S PARTY and has also been a terrible boyfriend to Penelope for idk HOW long and the one character I have a INFINITE HATRED for but I also hate jeffy ever since he came to Sml and at least the old junior was kinda resemble


Goonstikk

Honestly Mario


m1ndgone

when did btg kill junior?


masked267

[The Pinch Pinch Pinch episode](https://youtu.be/2EpFiVwwWw8?si=bWWkMa0pKg1b_Vyr)


blue74821

marvin


Great_Necessary4741

Duggie, all the awful shit he did as Black Yoshi was retconned due to the lawsuit and he hasn't really done anything as bad as the rest since he got reintroduced.


That_Outcome_67

Who tf said Bowser was a deadbeat dad? Brotha was devestated when he found out his ONLY sons leg was broken, and didnt allow him to go to laser tag cuz he tought itd be dangerous


masked267

I feel like there were more times where bowser didn’t cared about his son than he actually cared, adding in the belt beatings from the pre-jeffy school videos. He also spend most of his time in his room watching tv and not being there for Junior in several episodes even when Junior’s friends are there with him.


That_Outcome_67

Your mixing up the words "strict" and "deadbeat." You have to give him some credit, he had a rough childhood. He probably thought his parents way of raising him was bad, sure, but he probably doesnt realise thathis way of raising is bad. Also, Bowser tries to bond with Junior multiple times. Not to mention, Junior kind of is a brat sometimes. And in that time, in his mind, belt beating is probably normal, considering the way his parents raised him.