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2happycats

Hey, at least he's trying and not just whinging he doesn't know how to meet people.


SufficientInside8586

Oh yeah 100% I could never have that amount of confidence, I’m rooting for him


ManWithDominantClaw

Unless you're a 35-40yo nice single lady, I don't see how your rooting is going to help Victor


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GET YOUR HAND ON MY PENIS


SufficientInside8586

WHAT IS THE CHARGE?! EATING A MEAL?!


xminh

A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?


dense-voyager

Victor does look succulent though


istara

It may not be him. It may be his mother, desperate to get her bachelor son married off!


bitter_fishermen

There’s no way it’s him, definitely a mum desperate for grandchildren!


Latter_Box9967

Mmmm… I’d expect to see more of a sales pitch, like which school, his grades, how many instruments….


Final-Flower9287

Sometimes it could be more of a "what have I got to lose?" **sticky tape sounds**


Koalamanx

Are you American OP genuine curiosity- I’m seeing more and more US slang coming this way. Rooting, whining, trash, trunk etc. 🥲


dollfacepastry

I heard someone use the word diaper the other day.. and also candy is creeping in. Just no.


Koalamanx

Same! Went to a Stingray aquarium and this real Aussie young bloke like 25 goes we’ve also got “Candy” here 🤨😬


Jariiari7

Sidewalk


dollfacepastry

No.


soupy283

I first read that as I'm rooting him! hahaha


Korzic

Plot twist. You're Victor.


malcolmbishop

Victor is going to be the one doing all the rooting. 


thekingsman123

35-40 - infinitely harder to find someone at that age range. I'm turning 35 this year, already married, but Im only trying to make new friends which is so much harder now.


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BaronVonSmirk

I know there's a ton of posts about trying to make friends on this sub, but it's actually pretty difficult!


sunburn95

I mean, he doesnt know how to meet people, but he *is* trying


SiegeStarkiller

Sure but at the same time I think it's this type of guy that makes it harder to actually find someone. If I were a woman I'd find this creepy and weird. Plus this guy likely hits on every attractive woman he sees. Or at least is the type to perv on women in an obvious way


2happycats

I'm a woman, I think it's fine. Give the guy a break.


decaf_flat_white

4 numbers taken already, doing better than most whingers here on Tinder. Good on you Victor, hope you find someone good.


tchunk

Unless hes removed them himself to create a false demand. Which would be pretty crafty and hilarious


laffer27

Which looks plausible if you look that he put it up with tape covering the first two missing ones.


unityofsaints

Single ladies were so hot for him, they grabbed two before he could even put it up ;)


Sea-Neck206

Sneaky genius sonofabitch!


kingofcrob

yeah, but it will end like a marketplace ad, 'hey, i know you said you wanted lady, but would you settle for a guy'


jtr99

Nobody's perfect.


afr0flava

💀


Antique-Wind-5229

Could have been snails?


Crunchy_bitz

I am happy to be friends with a Chinese man but I’m not a lady, single or nice…


WatercressD9

There’s a full stop at the end of the second line. So as long as you identify as a “who”, you’re good to go.


Brutalix

Good on him. Out there making friends and connections. Honestly wishing the best for this guy and really hoping he finds some friends.


SufficientInside8586

Definitely! Not many people put themselves out there like that


IrateArchitect

You had better call him in a couple of weeks for an update and report back now we’re all invested in Victor’s success.


SufficientInside8586

I can try, doubt I’d be able to get through with all the nice single ladies calling


jtr99

It's this sort of smart-aleck remark, OP, that makes me suspect you are not at 110% in your commitment to team Victor!


Lazy-Wind244

Maybe he IS Victor


jtr99


proizd

#TeamVictor


ThippusHorribilus

Yes!!!


pakman13b

I can be an a**hole, but that's pretty adorable tbh.


Robert_Vagene

Whats the phone number there love. I'm looking for a nice Chinese gentleman


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TouchingWood

Get your hands off my Chinese penis!


MeasurementMost1165

He’s trying his best….


oval79

This is the way


Dollbeau

Such a lovely, happy smile. Who couldn't love him!?


Ryanbrasher

Shooting his shot


LittleAgoo

Nice, love to see age appropriate connections (my friend who is 40 is on a dating app and all the guys her age are looking for women 18-25 or something).


Knee_Jerk_Sydney

Well, he's not on Epstein's blackbook.


Essdeerem

Acoustic tinder.


Knee_Jerk_Sydney

Well, he's got more balls than all of you neckbeards and edgelords combined. 35-40 more balls at least.


Etherkai

But is he succulent? 🤔


Funny-Bear

He knows his Judo


dickflip1980

Does he have a nice headlock?


thekingsman123

He manifests well.


conh3

Sweet and polite. 👍


Rusti-dent

Man is putting himself out there. I applaud his moxy.


Plackets65

omg thanks so much


weirdbull52

The first pic looks like Asian Elvis Presley.


Lonewolfing

Better approach than half the people on the dating apps


alwaysneverjoshin

Godspeed Victor


viper29000

This is actually quite sweet


Charlotte_Russe

I wish Victor all the best.


bobiboli

Lol legend!


Extension_Section_68

Analogue style


Spud-chat

To the victor go the spoils!


badAdviceYouCanTrust

proven approach. has worked before. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahir\_%C3%87a%C4%9Fr%C4%B1


TouchingWood

Unlike that link....


awshuck

Do you reckon the bloke put this up and tore a few off to make him look in demand?


the-straight-pretzel

Victor the sexy man


tinmun

This is basically Tinder but in real life.


Willing_Television77

Victor grass cutter


5TINK5Y

Get Nick Mullen on the line stat


miku_dominos

Another love quest begins


KentuckyFriedEel

Victor has that mild victor energy


Foreplaying

Man's putting himself out there, respect.


turboyabby

If Victor can balance a human looking predator bird, on his arm, he has life skills. Take a chance ladies!


thecurveq

I think this is probably the worst way to meet women in Sydney


friedincbr

What’s yo WeChat


squat_bench_press

Tinder, analog edition


Wooden-Consequence81

It's the phone holder for me.


momolamomo

People have actually taken the numbers


cyrilgoldenrock

Love this!


There_is_no_ham

3 strikes victor mate. Not single, not a lady and not very nice


iguanawarrior

Is it a subtle promotion for the therapy above that man's ad? The phone number and website clearly displayed in the photo.


ForceParadox

I wish I wasn't so horribly unconfident these days, I'd give him a text at least 😁


Ihateredditalot88

Damn surprised he's Chinese and not Indian.


SaveMeJebus21

Boy's down bad. Not a bad lookin' rooster, so you know he's weird AF.