A Worcestershire sauce truck was in an accident and wet off the road for no apparent reason. A cop and fireman showed up and the fireman asked, "What happened?"
The cop said, "It's hard to say."
the irony is that a lot of speech impediments can't be easily pronounced by those with the said impediment (say lisp with a lisp, stutter, etc.. Even impediment is hard to say with an impediment )
Similarly, when I get anxious/adhd sensory overload it can be difficult for me to communicate until I relax and I always try to say to my wife "aphasia" as the most straightforward, fewest syllables to explain what's happening but I can never remember that word in those moments. So I learned a tiny bit of sign language and it's weird but it helps. My brain must have it wired in differently so it doesn't get affected the same as my speech
It could be their accent, I can't pronounce R right and it sounds like a W. Whenever I say to my friends, "Let's go to the library" it sounds like "Let's go to the libwawy" and I just get mercilessly teased for sounding like a baby
happened with a guy in elementary school, but instead of a W, he said g, so it was "libgagy", but in spanish, where we use R's in things like correr, whichi would sound like "coggeg". More like a french R than a g now i remember better
Ngl when I read this post I thought you were just being weirdly picky, but those are such adorable and valid reasons for no rs or os. Good luck with a name!
Underwear viciously undulates vivaciously when ewoks veer west, entering Vivian with ease. Only now, yellow ewoks tentatively enter, never yelling, emoting, vomiting, waving, etc. Ugly guys wack ewoks miles under, hitting women ewoks mostly. Obi-Wan says, "Awesome sauce."
idk why i went heavy on the star wars stuff
Or the alternative
Row row row your boat
Gently down the stream~
Tip your teacher overbored
Listen to her scream
Five days later there is
Nothing to be seen~
Except your teachers underwear
Floating down the stream
Was a real hit way back
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I love how everyone is saying hard R and O names 💀💀 anyways, Roopert
thats my dog plushie's name!
Then you’d need another dog named Stewie
Rollo
Roscoe
Worcestershire dog
Woofcestershire dog
This is very funny name, but to me best name for stoic dog would be Gunt Crusterson.
Wustersher is how you pronounce worcestershire.
That's the neat part, you *don't*
wahreshreshtire
A Worcestershire sauce truck was in an accident and wet off the road for no apparent reason. A cop and fireman showed up and the fireman asked, "What happened?" The cop said, "It's hard to say."
Warshistershear dog
Warshestershyurr Worcestershire
Properly pronounced “wooster dog”
What about hard Rs?
No Rs at all someone in my family can’t say them and it wouldn’t be fair
Can I ask what's with the limitations? Is it like a language thing?
It might be a speech impediment like rhotacism, OP correct me if I’m wrong
I’ve got a speech impediment trying to pronounce that
Irony at it’s finest
the irony is that a lot of speech impediments can't be easily pronounced by those with the said impediment (say lisp with a lisp, stutter, etc.. Even impediment is hard to say with an impediment )
Similarly, when I get anxious/adhd sensory overload it can be difficult for me to communicate until I relax and I always try to say to my wife "aphasia" as the most straightforward, fewest syllables to explain what's happening but I can never remember that word in those moments. So I learned a tiny bit of sign language and it's weird but it helps. My brain must have it wired in differently so it doesn't get affected the same as my speech
Have you heard of the fear of long words?
“What phobia did you have again?” “AHHHHHHHHH”
Yes lol why does it have to be so long like the fear
Imagine not being able to pronounce your disability
Kinda like that phobia of long words
People with Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia:
It's probably this -someone with rhotacism
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I always thought it was whotacism
I hate how it fucking has an R, I literally physically cannot tell people what I have
😂 like most of these, they use irony to get their point across I guess
Nah you’re right
It could be their accent, I can't pronounce R right and it sounds like a W. Whenever I say to my friends, "Let's go to the library" it sounds like "Let's go to the libwawy" and I just get mercilessly teased for sounding like a baby
Dude just yesterday I was telling a stranger my name and she repeated it back to me in a Boston accent (her normal voice doesn’t have the accent)
happened with a guy in elementary school, but instead of a W, he said g, so it was "libgagy", but in spanish, where we use R's in things like correr, whichi would sound like "coggeg". More like a french R than a g now i remember better
there’s a few reasons why people can’t say Rs. like my mother is asian so she can’t say R, she says L instead
I thought it was the other way around with Asians
Probably rhotacism
Ok, but why no O’s
I have another dog named Yogi and the only part of his name he knows is O
Ngl when I read this post I thought you were just being weirdly picky, but those are such adorable and valid reasons for no rs or os. Good luck with a name!
Thanks bro🙏
n-
🤨
Calm down lovecraft
I think DOG would be a good one. No R's and a short o. A nice alternative could be for example CAT or FLUFF
my cousins named their german shepherd 'Kitty'
,,Kitty come here." *out comes an over a meter German shepherd
Next dog I get I'm doing that.
i have a friend with a bunny named moose
[удалено]
My gf's kid has a doll named Fish
Awwww that’s so cute
You say that, but that thing is creepy as fuck
A moose once bit my sister.
I had dog named Dog growing up, it was like feral kind of because it lived at our house but nobody but me can pet it 😅
Devourer. Of. Gods.
Needs to be a soft O so maybe DoG
How about "Shin"? Or "uvuvwevwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemuhwem osas"?
What's "uvuvwevwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemuhwem osas" short for?
Bob
Kate? Isn't that a bit of a girl's name? Well then young "Bob".
Underwear viciously undulates vivaciously when ewoks veer west, entering Vivian with ease. Only now, yellow ewoks tentatively enter, never yelling, emoting, vomiting, waving, etc. Ugly guys wack ewoks miles under, hitting women ewoks mostly. Obi-Wan says, "Awesome sauce." idk why i went heavy on the star wars stuff
I agree
Rororororororororo
WRAH WRAH WRAH WRAH WRAH WRAH WRAH WRAH WRAH WRAH pant pant
ROMA RO MA MAH
This is way too under appreciated
Kaido??????
Came to say this😂
Rororoyobo
Gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Life is but a dream
Or the alternative Row row row your boat Gently down the stream~ Tip your teacher overbored Listen to her scream Five days later there is Nothing to be seen~ Except your teachers underwear Floating down the stream Was a real hit way back
Everyone on this subreddit is to young to even know what that is.
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Geoff
I always read that as gee-off and almost never as Jeff
I had no clue it was pronounced Jeff until I read this comment 😭
The Brits (at one time, maybe out of fashion now) spell jail as gaol. WTF
wait, I thought it's pronounced Joff?
I did too, but it’s just a different way of saying Jeff. Jeffrey and Geoffrey are the same also
Is anyone here named Jeff? Jeff: Yes Geoff: Yeos
How about Puff? Cuz she looks so cute n fluffy edit: corrected he to she, but cute n fluffy still applies :3
She but sure that’ll go on my list
I love it 😍 🫶
I thought of that. This name is cute! :)
Yo haha i just posted Puffin. Were on the same level.
Puff Daddy
Consumer of newborn infants
No R's.
C.O.N.I
Coni <3
this is the way
a dog who eats infants
Beautiful 👏 Gorgeous, perfect name
Wait…. Purchases or eats?
That's what I was wondering. Neither is great but one is definitely less great.
Idk seems like a Francis type
I gotta agree, that is the most Francis dog i have ever seen
Yes
Francis has an R 😢
Solution, Fancis! Boom
fwancis
Fwancis
It would definitely help to know its gender, i guess if boy sir michael and if girl dogwoman
Dog woman💀 it’s a girl
Well yeah then go for it, unlike me nobody would be confused about the gender again
And me!
Butta
Moopsy Idk it sounded cute and i made it up just now
That’s actually so cute, mookie was on the list I’ll add this too
Teddy
Rowan
Good choice
Rowan is also an alternate name of mine
Charlie
Bailey
Squiggle :D
Doug Edit : Found out its a girl Betty
Betty white
Also my uncles name is doug
Don't name your Dog Doug then That'd be awkward
Doug, stop licking your balls!!!
Maggie would be a nice name if the dog is a girl
She looks like a Stella
Once I went to summer camp and got bullied by a stella
I knew a girl name Stella. She was an asshole. Fuck Stella.
O'Brian
knob
Nothing with an R, and no hard O's
That's an original name
Dog. Name him dog
Kidney bean
Noodle
Gylen --- A castle on the Isle of Kerrera in Scotland.
The first thing that came into my mind was “Texel” so that ig
Bella, Daisy, Luna, Coco, Molly, Bailey, Lola, Sadie, Lucy, Lady, Piper, Roxy, Willow. I’m sure one of those names would work
Girly really researched the entire internet for a dog name
Ellie. She just looks like an Ellie idk.
Roe
Cream Flan
Ok Tall Flan
Layla?
Or just Flan
Oscar
Autumn
Gaylord Cumbottom
Thalia, Daisy, Daffy short for daffodil, candy
Pitbull
Mr worldwide?
RooRoo
tub :)
oreo
Öskvengr
How about Soup, or give it a fancy spelling like Ceuep
He looks like a Kaid (Kay-d) to me. I could also see him being a Daisy!
Leila or Bailey
roshambo
Brooke
Jod
Auckley
Dog 👍
Aww so cute! Is it a boy or a girl? :)
Melginutia (pronounced melganoosha)
Rowley
Raba in my native language, it means mischievous clouds.
I really like the other comment with the name Bailey
El retardo 💀💀💀
Alicia maybe?
she gives me bailey vibes
What's hard O ?-?
I like Gamma
Lily
Ollie, is that able to be said?
Cucumber but without the r. It would be cucumba
Looks like "Damnit " to me
Hazulubafulu
Woofenstein
here are some of my favorites dog dog that barks fur machine woofstache noir zeo
Gilgamesh
Gene
Nuclear missile
this.
She looks like a Sadie
I had a dog named Duck
Thats a Duke
How about Millies? or Milly
I always thought Watson would be a good name for a dog, I’m thinking from Sherlock Holmes.
Bluffs :D
GALACTUS THE EATER OF WORLDS
Ares the god of war
SquirrelEater69