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Big-Remove-7530

Genuinely one of the least funny people to ever do comedy, at least bapa has the CTE excuse


-StationaryTraveler-

This is no exaggeration.  Loogas put out a special that makes Gringo Papi seem like top tier cawlmedy by comparison. It's honestly kind of shocking how aggressively unfunny he is. Hyping both Bapa and Loogas up as legit comics proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Toe has no fucking clue what actual humor is. 


mizzlekinkizzle

I’m curious how he could think of enough “lookin ass” lines to fill up a full hour 


timmygivems

‘Dis guy looka like, dis guy looka like’


salamigunn

Twitter hashtag looking ass joke


Fritchmand

There’s the silhouette of comedy and that’s enough to convince a lot of people it seems


-StationaryTraveler-

It's almost hard to comprehend how anyone could mistake him for even being funny in the slightest but I suppose you're probably right. Dog shit lazy material that consists of heavy doses of misogyny and homophobia combined with dog shit lazy delivery is the entierty of his "act" (I hesitate to even call it that). The guy is profoundly untalented


RRZ006

So it goes without saying that Rogan thinks he’s hilarious.


hey_now24

Wait are you serious? I gotta watch it now


RRZ006

Don’t man. Don’t do that to yourself. I couldn’t even make it 5 minutes and I’ve watched Gringo Papi end to end a couple times.


thebadmojo

I just tried to give it a shot, the way he saunters on stage and takes his time setting up before he starting like he’s a straight up killer was already too much for me. I gave him another 5-10 minutes and didn’t laugh once, this dude is the most no frills version of a Patrice impersonator


Repulsive_Tip_6433

Thank’em for hurting himself brotha!


RRZ006

All men are brothers, we must care for our kin.


RatSinkClub

To be fair Gringo Papi is an experience to watch, personally I think it’s at the Room level of incompetence. It’s difficult to even identify when he’s setting up jokes for the majority of the set until you get to the mountain lion story which has no payoff at all. If Loogass is just making dog shit jokes it’d be more competent than what Brenda made.


RRZ006

The way GP ends is the funniest thing about it. I know it’s coming each time and I’m still slightly caught off guard. If it was intentional it would be a Rembrandt-tier work of art.


Barfuman362

Dude dont do it. It's so bad it will take a part of your soul, you'll never be whole again.


Horror-Science-7891

It's so true. I made that mistake and had existential dread for a week after Loogus' "special". He legit makes Schaub look like a hero by comparison. "Biden's Cabin...."


LetsDoThatYeah

You mean it’s worse than Joey Diaz’ special?! I have to see this!


ChocolateChipper101

I genuinely think Bapa is funnier they this guy


S_Steiner_Accounting

He's terrible on podcast as well. I'm a big fan of McCusker so I tried to tolerate Lucas when Matt was a guest on a recent episode and had to turn it off after 20 minutes listening to it in the background while I worked. All he did was talk about comedy and himself.


BidenEmails

Anytime I see him on KT I try to give him a chance because of how much they love him, but he is just terrible.


RRZ006

Yah we all tend to say xComedian is less funny than Bapa for the sake of conversation, but in this case it is absolutely true. Lucas is one of the least funny people I’ve ever seen and is a genuinely shitty person.


muhpreciousmmr

Dude got his ass beat by a heckler


RatSinkClub

Talkin like a motha fuckin alien with antlers on its head, you look like Bambi said “take me to my mother” when he woke up. Lookin like a motha fuckin cat call you a little pussy.


beefjesus69

Only this parade float can make a Richard Mille style watch look like the size of a small Cartier Santos. And I'm calling it a "RM-style watch" because it is definitely fake, whatever the fuck it is.


AttemptedReplacement

Be cool man, you mean to tell me this slob that barely anyone ever heard of can’t afford a six figure watch?


Hour_Material2816

Definitely fake, even has a screw missing in the bezel. Plus RM doesn’t have that type of strap.


sdmfvan

That thing isn't even up to r/chinatime shitter standards.


Dildo___Schwaggins

It appears to be missing a screw at the 7 o'clock position on the bezel. Also, that strap is fucked. Deffo a rep shitter.


hamiltonincognito

Cool. A decades old joke. He should stick to "You loog like an X that Y" unoriginal, boring roast jokes.


Special-Implement615

Yeah, that joke is 10 years past in video game world. He fucking sucks. 


lunchpaillefty

Shiiiiit, 30 years old from the Stern show, even.


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lookieLoo253

No, you don't get it, it's not racist its Nicholas Gurrs...


IanOD

Is it me or are his eyes too far apart? They likely evolved that way to be able to see his entire meals at once, dude has panoramic dinner plates.


Special-Implement615

Ellen Barkin lookin' ass.


IanOD

I’ll have to look her up… 😂 Agreed, she’s got a bit of a bulge in her nose between them, so it’s doesn’t look quite as bad


Dutchhomelesscat

Putting the NSFW tag there made me laugh out loud.


grford15

The fake Richard Mille really tops this off, i feel embarrassed for him walking about with that on.


CLEM-FANDANGO9

Yeah. That thing look all plastic


thatguyjae

Came to the comments to see if anyone else noticed that. My first thought was zero chance he can afford a real one.


ETPhoneTheHomiess

One of the 1000. Thank em


tox_oplas-mosis

He lost THAT much weight. Anyone doing that, deserves some resp..... Oh wait, he's still a hack? Great guy, niiver meddum.


skdsn

Not only this fucko is an unfunny hack, he also has no character.


alexanderheff86

How can this guy roast anyone? People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones bappa.


MisterPerfrect

You…you look like that one unfunny uncle that wears a wacky hat and thinks it makes him funny. And also he’s a pedo.


Unfair-Reference-69

Richard Mille (with a missing screw) 😂


thatguyjae

Michard Rille


PeterGoochSr

Nothing made me happier than seeing Harland and Post light him the fuck up on Kill Tony. Dude couldn't even come back with a "you look like..." response, just huffed on his vape. Totally exposed him for the hack he is. And then had the audacity to say him and Harland are the same. Seems like even the KT sub has wised up. Water.


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

Nice watch loser


g_y-r_tard

Fat chick selfie so his massive moobs don't show


youwhatmush

N word, fuggin, yo ass, motherfugger All these and more carefully thought out punch lines coming to a roast battle near you!


edinlockpicker

The painting in the back is a sonogram of his blocked arteries


DaTruggWalker

Dude looks like a badly drawn cartoon.


SubSonicFrog

Might be one of the ugliest humans to have ever existed


DonkeyDog77

He’ll lietcha up🔥🔥🔥


lunchpaillefty

Didn’t it turn out, he’s yet another rich kid, who gets to have the financial freedom to larp as a comedian?


Ayye_Human

Honestly Steve Kerr did it way better. Named his son Nick….. Nick Kerr. Literally


popepsg

Wow nice fake RM. This unfunny ham planet sucks.


Feetus_Spectre

I watched 30 seconds of his disgusting domestic violence jokes and it just sounded like he was confessing to a detective in a sealed room. Creeped me the fuck out


expanse22

I loved seeing Harland expose this idiot


donthomaso

Well he seems to end every sentence on stage with those sounds, so he might as well wear it on a hat too.


aware4ever

Okay so the Richard Mille is fake? Because in another post me and some people were talking about it but we assumed it was real. David Lucas Brothers in the NFL and his dad is rich? So I don't know.


NewMeroNCity

🦝🦝🦝🦝


graphpaperchild

Your "insert race" ass looks like an "insert totally unrelated, unfunny statement"


dandykaufman2

It’s ok guys you can say it around me, I’m cool.


Boofie__Collins

Dude looks like a Guess Who character


BradleyBowels

Dude sucks so bad at comedy he's bating in people by being the I'm black fuck George Floyd crowd. Dud is like Herman Cain but inbred and redtarded.


titan_titan

This dude has kids…… wild to me someone would like him smash


Bright-Bread

He’s supposed to be a roast master and all I see if people like Post Malone get the best of him. He’s also the type to be chillin with actual white supremacists and be like “it’s all jokes”. Like his racial jokes are just stereotypes not even cleaver.


BackDoorBootyBandit

Of course this dumbass misses the opportunity to put someone's real name on there, "Nick Kerr." Steve Kerr has a sick sense of humor.


Possible-Campaign468

Proof right here, you don't have to be funny to be a successful comedian .


kAALiberty

What is his name?


axejayb21

8daaayyyzzzz a weereeeeeeggggg


JuicyForcies

What an odd looking fella


muhpreciousmmr

Looks like Aughra from The Dark Crystal


Ok-Astronomer7243

Omg I want this hat


mrpurple7432

Is that the uncancellable Davi loogas?


hippoeggfarmer

I dont know if he is not funny or i just hate everything about him.


Dry-Gene-9323

Love that clip of Joe and Tony saying how they completely rewrote David’s act