You can also tell the year by the background posters of Hendrix & Elvis. Damn, I remember when that was the current backdrop and I was still trying to catch every ep. Def the opposite now haha.
I definitely feel that. Worked nightshift at a shitty factory job circa 2013 and JRE, Sherdog Radio Network and StarTalk Radio with Neil DeGrasse Tyson was what got me through the nights.
Has anyone checked if ol’ Pedro Schaub is in any way affiliated with Toegies/investor in Onnit or something? He did medical sales/tech, and based in Boulder where Joseph lived before returning to North Korea with a Beach with his new supplement companies in toe, because it can’t be just from watching Bapacito eat Shane Carlton’s lunchbox punches
Cause he met Joe through Callen well before onnit. Bapa was introduced into the toegan verse because Callen had spoken to him at MMA events/gyms then told Joe about a pro fighter he thought was funny to bring on the pawld.
Went back and found some tape, looks like you’re right, and did Wrinks really say that he looked up Brenda bc he was doing a spot and he HAD to go check out the fighter comedian?? That has to be as true as his allegation denials
"Like what? ..No, no seriously though, like what? Elaborate, in excruciating detail, upon the lie you just said for no justifiable reason other than to just hear your own voice. C'mon, tell us all about Ace, sunshine"
Eddie shows us all a lesson. You think someone's a bullshitter? Just ask casually.
Like I have a co-worker where all of his stories go to 11. So I constantly just ask him for details. Example, he says one of his friends has 1 million Instagram followers and he quickly changed the story to "she had a post with a million likes one time". Still a fucking lot, but again, people and their bullshit.
My brother has a guy like this in the periphery of their friendship circle...The sad part is that no one calls him out anymore, they just assume he's full of shit.
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”You know when he does that thing, where he’s like, he has a dream, and he’s like it bit me right here, and he goes WHAGRAHWWRAAGWWAAHH!!
I do that all the time”
-B Schaub
All due respeck fellow cat, but may I ask how old you are? You ain't ever heard of Columbia House, B? Shiiiid, for a penny a CD? We all bought some silly albums for that one good song on there. And theb3 others we would never admit we liked.
Real quigg, how you gonna bring up Columbia House without mentioning that dimepiece of a company BMG Music, B?
Got my Matchbawlkx 20 and Ivirclear CD's that way
I’ve brought it up on here before so won’t go into detail but I grew up and was very close with a guy who is EXACTLY like Bapa, all the way down to an overbearing father who only gave approval via sports (specifically boxing, and this was before MMA existed), who is a habitual liar in the same way as Bapa, etc.
After high school I didn’t see him much for about a decade, and when I saw him again he was still the same guy. I heard him tell a story that happened to me as his own, the clearly wanting approval from others and to be the center of attention, etc. It was pretty brutal to sit around for.
I don’t support anyone who has ever done any of his shows or any product that has ever sponsored him. They all get blacklisted the instant they go into business with the phony ass redacted Neanderthal
>He’s not mentally redacted
You must not have seen very much of him. He is very much redacted.
He is basically an idiot savant when it comes to grappling.
There's a reason he is a crazy conspiracy theorist. The reason is tyhat he is a moron.
Everyone did because he was the only “fighter” that was insecure enough to hang out with everyone. Thats what he never realized. Fighting was the only thing that made him different and “cool” to be around. The whole reason Joe hung out with him, why Bryan started a podcast with him, why Theo started a podcast with him, etc. these people just wanted to be able to say “yea I’m really close with a UFC fighter!” Once he retired from fighting, nobody gives two shits about him.
Eddies like that captain or whatever he was while they were playing that card game in the bar. Brendan ordered 3 glasses and used the wrong hand gesture
Eddie’s most redeemable attribute is how much he absolutely hates Brendan and it’s hilarious.
If you’re wondering why, beyond the obvious, Schaub was super dismissive of 10th planet jui jitsu and very unceremoniously refused offers from Eddie to roll at his gym and was kinda disrespectful to Eddie and his gym. I forget which episode(s) this occurred on but Eddie seemed to sour on Bapa after that. Now you can tell that Eddie only tolerates the fiy panions to make underhanded remarks and Schaub and Callen
Gawl Dawlg, I’m surprised ive never seen this one before. This is the most clear example that Eddie despises Schlob. He didn’t even hide it. Makes me wonder what other clips are out there With Eddie. I might have to go back and watch all the fight companions to see if he calls him out more.
I mean, Eddie straight up told him to STFU and leave if he didn't want to hear Eddie promoting his BJJ tournament. It was pretty clear then as well lol
Oh yea I remember that one. But I think the difference is that Schlob was actively doing something rude. Eddie came out of nowhere and went hard on him on this one.
Beandip is desperate for Joe's approval at all times but it's so pathetically apparent here. He does the "argaragah" thing thinking it'll make him look cool to Joe, but then Joe says he should stop doing that, and Beancheese immediately says "I know!" Goddamn what a vapid and sad dude.
It’s the ease in which he shamelessly lies about the most mundane non-serious shit that’s just as impressive as it is obnoxious. Zero hesitation. What an absolute dimwitted douche canoe.
Missa Shob, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
The fact that Bapparindo considers fy compans as his favorite thing to do in the world and Eddie not being friends with Bappa should tell you a lot about how many friends or if hes ever had a real friend Gad dawg! I almost forgot...he´s boys with iiiiverydody
Was Eddie calling bullshit???
Someone actually called out the redact?
Imagine one day if Wrinks loses it and just starts poking holes through Braindumbs whole existence....
Wrikes is just as bad, if not worse, and will never call him out. They do this as a job; it's all they know is to pretend to be cool to succeed, but they are fuckin dogshit old pedos.
There’s an old dish on one of these podcasts where Bapa makes a joke that makes Eddie laugh and say “that’s the funniest thing you’ve ever said.” Everyone else on the pod gets really defensive and says “ahhh no he’s said funny things before” and Eddie realizes he said too much. I wish it were still on the menu somewhere
Eddie looks at him like “you’re clearly full of shit and I’ll stare and make it awkward until you recite the words you claim are your whole vocabulary.” Also,bapa loves to make fun of Lebron for when he’s asked “what’s your favorite part?” and he’d say it’s just all so good. That’s exactly what he did. If you were told the story of this buffoon you wouldn’t believe it,the irony and contradictions never end.
Everything that comes out of his mouth is so unnatural. He just makes shit up as he goes, and one can tell. I don’t know , but it makes me cringe. I feel bad for him trying to fit in . Just seems so fake
Eddie can see through the redact.
A drunk Eddie on fight companns with bapa were so good
That stare is pure original homelessness
This is old right? Eddie and Schaub look way younger than their present self … Toe looks about the same.
You can also tell the year by the background posters of Hendrix & Elvis. Damn, I remember when that was the current backdrop and I was still trying to catch every ep. Def the opposite now haha.
Same dude. NGL. Those old JRE episodes got me through my shit part time job back in college.
I definitely feel that. Worked nightshift at a shitty factory job circa 2013 and JRE, Sherdog Radio Network and StarTalk Radio with Neil DeGrasse Tyson was what got me through the nights.
you can also tell it's old because Toe doesn't look like he hates Bapa and would rather be doing anything else
Has anyone checked if ol’ Pedro Schaub is in any way affiliated with Toegies/investor in Onnit or something? He did medical sales/tech, and based in Boulder where Joseph lived before returning to North Korea with a Beach with his new supplement companies in toe, because it can’t be just from watching Bapacito eat Shane Carlton’s lunchbox punches
Even if he were it’d have nothing to do with why Bapa and Toe are together.
Why not?
Cause he met Joe through Callen well before onnit. Bapa was introduced into the toegan verse because Callen had spoken to him at MMA events/gyms then told Joe about a pro fighter he thought was funny to bring on the pawld.
Went back and found some tape, looks like you’re right, and did Wrinks really say that he looked up Brenda bc he was doing a spot and he HAD to go check out the fighter comedian?? That has to be as true as his allegation denials
2017
Nah this was late 2023
"Like what? ..No, no seriously though, like what? Elaborate, in excruciating detail, upon the lie you just said for no justifiable reason other than to just hear your own voice. C'mon, tell us all about Ace, sunshine"
He the one in the friend group who is like “why are we friends with this dick?”
Eddie was on to him from the start. Bapa must have been tonguing Joe ass because it doesn’t make sense to have Brendumb on
Absolutely. Eddie and Joe have been extremely close friends for much longer than Brandon’s dumb stone henge lookin ahh.
He looks extra Stonehenge Easter Island head in this
Nickelodeon Legends of the Hidden Temple vibes
I think he looks like a heavyweight Andrew Tate here
Eddie shows us all a lesson. You think someone's a bullshitter? Just ask casually. Like I have a co-worker where all of his stories go to 11. So I constantly just ask him for details. Example, he says one of his friends has 1 million Instagram followers and he quickly changed the story to "she had a post with a million likes one time". Still a fucking lot, but again, people and their bullshit.
My brother has a guy like this in the periphery of their friendship circle...The sad part is that no one calls him out anymore, they just assume he's full of shit.
He’s trying to break free from the matrix
Always has.
He drives eddie nuts! It's Clair to see each time they have to share the same spaces
yup. Also he noticed right away schlub was lying about being addicted to pills when rogan was eating up the bs story.
https://youtu.be/KYYgPNv4gB8?si=4O1Wxj57sGnkXY6e
Like a glass of water we dune hair
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”You know when he does that thing, where he’s like, he has a dream, and he’s like it bit me right here, and he goes WHAGRAHWWRAAGWWAAHH!! I do that all the time” -B Schaub
Former 1/1000
I think when Bapa became 1/1000 Joe realized he'd been way too generous and he'd need to cull the herd down to ~~500~~ 250
I use all of it man
He’s never done that before in his life or since, guaranteed!
Technically WHAGRAHWWRAAGWWAAHH is not a word, which makes it more believable.
Willing to bet he has NEVER done that even once.
LITERALLY
He also claimed to be balls deep into country music and then said he just puts on the Spotify country station.
Schaub was the type of guy that bought top 50 hits CDs in the 90s
NOW thats what Bapa calls music!!
NOW that is a genius reply. I had to google the cd cover and forgot about that title hahahahah. That shit carries me through the day
Nevermind
All due respeck fellow cat, but may I ask how old you are? You ain't ever heard of Columbia House, B? Shiiiid, for a penny a CD? We all bought some silly albums for that one good song on there. And theb3 others we would never admit we liked.
Bapa could've bought 12 cd's for a penny and then sold them out of his closet with the comic books for hella profit.
He had all the bands posters up in the closet too, along with a concert stage and instruments.
Real quigg, how you gonna bring up Columbia House without mentioning that dimepiece of a company BMG Music, B? Got my Matchbawlkx 20 and Ivirclear CD's that way
What’s your favorite ace ventura quote? You got one? Couldn’t tell ya brother, I just put it on while I go to sleep as bagg ground sound.
Eddie had seen through to bapa’s redactedness from the beginning
I love how unapologetically he says "like what?". He might as well have just said "liar".
Really makes you wonder what else he's right about.
Yea need to look into it
Eddie's face! he can't stanndddd even a younger, more coherent, far less redacted version of Brendan.
I can’t imagine what it’s like interacting with Brendan in person. He must ooze sleaze.
ooze empigg
I’ve brought it up on here before so won’t go into detail but I grew up and was very close with a guy who is EXACTLY like Bapa, all the way down to an overbearing father who only gave approval via sports (specifically boxing, and this was before MMA existed), who is a habitual liar in the same way as Bapa, etc. After high school I didn’t see him much for about a decade, and when I saw him again he was still the same guy. I heard him tell a story that happened to me as his own, the clearly wanting approval from others and to be the center of attention, etc. It was pretty brutal to sit around for.
Eddie knew
100% fake black belt in iiiivry facit
he sure stuck it to el tigre tho and that's awll that madders B
"Like what" is a low key way to out someone's bs story
Eddie despises him.
All normal people do. If you don’t, there’s something seriously wrong with you
Anyone who's done his shows twice or more is a fucking douchebag in my book.
I don’t support anyone who has ever done any of his shows or any product that has ever sponsored him. They all get blacklisted the instant they go into business with the phony ass redacted Neanderthal
Eddie definitely isn't normal
He’s not mentally redacted and because you couldn’t understand that, I think you and schaub both are
Exactly just look it up
Eddie is a complete loon, what are you on about b
He wasn’t born mentally redacted like schaub, you, and anyone else who can’t understand this very simple concept
Why you getting so mad b, I think you may be the redacted one P.S He thinks the earth is flat, that is proof that he is indeed, redacted.
>He’s not mentally redacted You must not have seen very much of him. He is very much redacted. He is basically an idiot savant when it comes to grappling. There's a reason he is a crazy conspiracy theorist. The reason is tyhat he is a moron.
His Redact Radar™ going off like craaaaazy
Good job Eddie, fucking redact doesn't know shit.
God damn that was brutal to watch… it was so quiet when he did it lol
Remember when Joe used to be all doughy eyed and silly with this redact like he had a crush on him
Everyone did because he was the only “fighter” that was insecure enough to hang out with everyone. Thats what he never realized. Fighting was the only thing that made him different and “cool” to be around. The whole reason Joe hung out with him, why Bryan started a podcast with him, why Theo started a podcast with him, etc. these people just wanted to be able to say “yea I’m really close with a UFC fighter!” Once he retired from fighting, nobody gives two shits about him.
Doe-eyed, b.
Toe-eyed, b
Heard it bolth ways b.
It’s my speech pediment b
That hair was a prom
It was better than the fucking skullet or whatever he has now though.
It's the cavemen from Ice Age look
side note - what does it mean for something to be a prom?
Prom = Problem in Schaubenese
side note - what does it mean for something to be a prom?
Means it's dicey dicey b
It’s Schaublish for problem.
This cunt is embarrassing. What a shitty human. The distain Eddie has for him is great. Reheated dishes taste the best.
Ace Venchurrah
You know with Adam Sandler.
I love that Ace Ventura scene where he says You eat shit for breakfast??
Ask Bapa his favorite Adam Sandler movie, he'll tell you "Happy Madison"
Wait.. didn't Bert actually say this when talking to Sandler? Along with "precious gems."
talm'bout churros,b? Beast of a messigan dish
Is that like a plate with some salsa on it?
and if you're from Toronto its pronounced Ace Vennurah.
Whats that, Ace Ventura with Salsa all over it?
Complete liar and Eddie knows it. He puts him on blast and he can’t quote shit
Eddie’s distaste for him is honorable and I’m feeling proud at this moment…
Eddie 
Django Unchained. Great Movie.
Eddies like that captain or whatever he was while they were playing that card game in the bar. Brendan ordered 3 glasses and used the wrong hand gesture
Eddie hates that mfer lol
Why would someone brag about not having any original thoughts, what a doofus.
Because Joe knows plot lines, they like the same stuff
Look into it
Eddie’s most redeemable attribute is how much he absolutely hates Brendan and it’s hilarious. If you’re wondering why, beyond the obvious, Schaub was super dismissive of 10th planet jui jitsu and very unceremoniously refused offers from Eddie to roll at his gym and was kinda disrespectful to Eddie and his gym. I forget which episode(s) this occurred on but Eddie seemed to sour on Bapa after that. Now you can tell that Eddie only tolerates the fiy panions to make underhanded remarks and Schaub and Callen
Damn, b. Been on the fryers for yairs and you just schooled me on that lore. Thank ‘em.
"Most of my vocabulary is from Ace ventura or Adam Sandler.. how weird is that".. after we hear you tawlk, not hat weird bapa.
It’s waird man
How waird is that?????
God that look on Eddie's face..
Gawl Dawlg, I’m surprised ive never seen this one before. This is the most clear example that Eddie despises Schlob. He didn’t even hide it. Makes me wonder what other clips are out there With Eddie. I might have to go back and watch all the fight companions to see if he calls him out more.
I mean, Eddie straight up told him to STFU and leave if he didn't want to hear Eddie promoting his BJJ tournament. It was pretty clear then as well lol
Oh yea I remember that one. But I think the difference is that Schlob was actively doing something rude. Eddie came out of nowhere and went hard on him on this one.
How did it even get “Allllrighty then” wrong. “ALL WRITEY THEN.”
he only half got it because Joe said it first
Beandip is desperate for Joe's approval at all times but it's so pathetically apparent here. He does the "argaragah" thing thinking it'll make him look cool to Joe, but then Joe says he should stop doing that, and Beancheese immediately says "I know!" Goddamn what a vapid and sad dude.
I am now dumber from having seen this. GOOD?...
Bapa can't even repeat his own ad read he does every week
It’s the ease in which he shamelessly lies about the most mundane non-serious shit that’s just as impressive as it is obnoxious. Zero hesitation. What an absolute dimwitted douche canoe.
No wonder Eddie doesn’t fuck with this redact
Eddie HATES his assssss
Bapa literally only remembers the parts that don’t have words. What a fookin lizard braindumb redact. He’s just so incredibly stupid.
Ahhaahah, eddys face....he is not buying any of what bapa is selling....
Eddie has never let Schaub's shit fly. Look into it.
I used to quote Ace Ventura all the time and made it most of my vocabulary too…in 1994 when I was 10.
Joe really thought Bapa was the bee’s knees 🥹
Nice little throw back dish from the Changs Kitchen. Like when McD’s brings back the McRib
Hey Guys! Big Gulps, Huh?
It ga eg ge ge ga eg ge id doesntmagsenz
Lol Eddie has always hated him
ALT + DELETE? Fuggin nurd.
Missa Shob, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
Awl the time B.
The fact that Bapparindo considers fy compans as his favorite thing to do in the world and Eddie not being friends with Bappa should tell you a lot about how many friends or if hes ever had a real friend Gad dawg! I almost forgot...he´s boys with iiiiverydody
How embarrassing.
Dont forget he tries to refrence " ctl alt delete " but cte and said "alt delete" instead
Was Eddie calling bullshit??? Someone actually called out the redact? Imagine one day if Wrinks loses it and just starts poking holes through Braindumbs whole existence....
Wrikes is just as bad, if not worse, and will never call him out. They do this as a job; it's all they know is to pretend to be cool to succeed, but they are fuckin dogshit old pedos.
This is like when he said he loves country music and the guest kept asking for him to name one country artist
I'm so glad Edgy wasn't mentioned in this title. Made me die laughing when he appears on camera to instantly call out Schlubs lie
That’s not even the scene.. dumbass
No his vocabulary is stolen from 2000s comedies like stepbrothers that he pretends are his jokes and repeats over and over
Before he was a comedian he was admitting he stolen all his shit jokes
God this is painful to watch
Another cringe fest.
I’ll use all of it man….lol wtf is wrong with this pos
Bapa just goes? Eddie would go.
ALT DEL
Hey Eddie 👋
how weird is that?!? 😅😅😅
Even Bravo sees through his bs
So he watched the mask and quoted ace ventura. Yip I see the logic
There’s an old dish on one of these podcasts where Bapa makes a joke that makes Eddie laugh and say “that’s the funniest thing you’ve ever said.” Everyone else on the pod gets really defensive and says “ahhh no he’s said funny things before” and Eddie realizes he said too much. I wish it were still on the menu somewhere
You know how you can tell this fuckwit is lying? His lips are moving.
Did bappa say Ace Ventura “by” Adam Sandler or Ace Ventura “and” Adam Sandler?
I love how Eddie knows this fool is full of shit
Holy shit he is so fake its even worse than I remembered!
“How fucking weird is that” while turning his head to each guy in the room. Lmaoo man
Eddie looks at him like “you’re clearly full of shit and I’ll stare and make it awkward until you recite the words you claim are your whole vocabulary.” Also,bapa loves to make fun of Lebron for when he’s asked “what’s your favorite part?” and he’d say it’s just all so good. That’s exactly what he did. If you were told the story of this buffoon you wouldn’t believe it,the irony and contradictions never end.
Everything that comes out of his mouth is so unnatural. He just makes shit up as he goes, and one can tell. I don’t know , but it makes me cringe. I feel bad for him trying to fit in . Just seems so fake
So this says it all