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Stone0777

He truly is the most redacted person with a platform that I’ve ever seen. Fucking dunce.


itsjustafadok

Yes. He doesn't deserve what he has.


LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

But he deserves his homeless cats, and we deserve our daily delicious Changs ![gif](giphy|LKPYWDQnGRb4xCkikZ|downsized)


Apprehensive-Tax8631

Haha


DemoTheeGreat

Toe mate o, toe motto


EB2300

Welcome to 2024 America, where the most insufferable, egotistical douchebags with 0 morality have huge platforms and followings


Smartyunderpants

Bapas biggest in Bangladesh 🇧🇩


MarstoriusWins

Some say the most hugest, b.


MysonOfChenae

not nithe


Limp-Succotash3598

Can someone explain what the redacted thing is ?


MesWantooth

It started because cats were prone to calling Schwab the r-word and at a certain point, using language like that threatens the sub so cats started writing "Brandon is \[redacted\]" at first, and then the brackets got removed and it's now casually "Beandip is so redacted" or "what a redact"


los_lobos_is_angry

Beandip 🤣


ImprovementLost4595

I believe we do it instead of the other r word


SouthofthePaw

I’m surprised he didn’t say Tomato Potato, which would’ve been correct, but he’d niiiiivr git that.


Puzzleheaded_Gap_790

You mean the most mature person with a platform


Big-Remove-7530

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Bapa may not be the most intelligent person


Hallmark-Henry

first of all, how many chiggs you fugg? And second, bapa got 32 on his ACT, what did you get? The answer to bowlth questions is probably ZAIRO!


ipsipipsi

But he got 100 on his CTE


mad87645

He'd beg the differ


Busy_Middle8108

🤣🤣


Hearing_Loss

He takes it all for granite


AccountingtheseGainz

Goin out in a lime, dicey dicey


freeyewneek

For someone that loves to only use one, two syllable words, he sure does struggle wiff prawlunciashuns. And Chin, dedicating his entire life to listening/filming, editing, and posting this flaming hot trash… what an iggzidstints.


Ducks7324

I think you’d be surprised


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Ducks7324

If we are truly living in a simulation, who was responsible for programming this redact???


fu14n0

not the smartest tool in the shed bubba


likeablecowboy

Bubba, you live by the smartest tool in the shed, you die by the smartest tool in the shed.


NicholarseBrooks

Not the sharpest bulb in the drawer


Possible-Campaign468

Risking it all I see,you sir are very brave,,,water


My_Bwana

the 320 on his ACT says otherwise b


Scr073

Y'Sherlock Hawlms, B?


Gh0stBust3rD

You say he may not be the most intelligent person...I say he's maybe smarter than a bag of rocks. To-May-To, To-Mah-To.


d-esp96

Not the smartest tool in the shed


itsjustafadok

Alex pira knockout.  Then fucks up a metaphor. Pretty much every sentence he says is incorrect. 


actin_spicious

How you gonna compare Alex pierre-uh to Paige Vanant?


Guessed555

Different lanes, bubba


Alienor-of-Aquitaine

Eggzactly. To-may-to, to-mah-to


ChuckBarefootBorden

Waterrr. They’re not even close


Puzzleheaded_Gap_790

His comparison was apples and oranges. See what I did there


Apprehensive-Tax8631

Yeah, it was amazing/potato


hamiltonincognito

Imagine not understanding how conversations work? It's probably due to both his low intelligence as well as his narcissism.


tox_oplas-mosis

No real friends will result in this type of person.


NicholarseBrooks

Hunird persint. Take a look at some of the supremely redacted articles of clothing he's actually stepiping out of the house in. No true friend would let him look that redacted in public especially if said friend was going to be seen with him.


mrwiggles03

And using 🍅 🍅 in the most wrong way possible haha.


tysonuppercuts

Literally the opposite hahahhah


clickclick-boom

When people ask why this dumb oaf gets our attention if we don't like him, THIS is why. He is a real life Sacha Baron Cohen character. Just endless stupidity.


BigCatMeat

It's entertaining in a perverse way


freeyewneek

Until u remember he found a wife even dumber and they made 3 humans. 🤦🏻‍♂️


MesWantooth

Will Schwab get a chombified tattoo of the critter or are chombies only something he shares with his son Tigre and the other one?


freeyewneek

Idk B but between Bapa’s Chombie tats and Slow-Jo’s box tats, their Bruce-awllfspring-springs may not have the best brains for the tats B.


ehContribution1312

What does the chalupa tattoo say pls be 'property of big brown'


freeyewneek

It’s the 👢 aka map of Italy the country, not the state. Peerently she’s not Vesuvio Italian, she’s Taco Bell Italian.


ehContribution1312

Talmbout pizza with salsa on top b????


freeyewneek

Andiamo Bapí!


sugarglassego

In fact it’s the antithesis of what he wants to say. He should have said they’re like chalk and cheese bean cheese bean cheese.


Electronic_Break4229

Like comparing a cookie to one with salsa on top.


sugarglassego

Eggzactly bubba!


helena_sa

Po-tay-to, po-tah-to in ivry facet!


Possible-Campaign468

He tries to act so sophisticated and just leagues above all us. We are all dumber for listening to him speak,well attempt to speak,WOOOO!!!!!


AccountingtheseGainz

That’s bapas miiiturruuttty


NicholarseBrooks

He's copying wrinks with his pseudo intellectual blathering, however brine actually knows how words work so he can somewhat pull it off for awhile.


moose_king88

I wonder if he thinks Tom and Jerry is the real one


torpedobonzer

Lol. You got me wirh this one B ![gif](giphy|ZechFo0yBIQpEve1Sm)


Falloutt69

Tomeito tomaito b.


OFPMatt

He's not the smartest tool in the shed, b. 🍅 🍅


Hayder2021

It’s surprising that Bapa can muster up 1 listener


nate99999

Axe J’s first mistake was trying to talk to his brother as if he wasn’t heavily brain damaged.


MisterPerfrect

This is the complete opposite of tomato/tomato. Or in other words, tomato/tomato.


BeanCheezBeanCheez

I’m kinda surprised he didn’t say apples and oranges.


BimbyTodd2

He was reaching for it, but couldn't find it. Like you know how you miss a brilliant chess move that would guarantee a victory 5 moves away? That's how Schaub is with apples and oranges.


BeanCheezBeanCheez

His brain is like an old light bulb with a bad connection. Just flickering and nearly burnt out.


freeyewneek

Bapa has zairo idea what ‘apples to oranges’ means.


skn4991

Who the hell is Alex Piera, is he related to John Africa??


CaliforniaBurrito

Who the hell is John Africa?!?!?


AlilAwesome81

Its hard to believe that he is the same person that most of us 1st saw 10 or more yrs ago. He has always been redacted but whatever he has morphed into has me speechless….I can’t talk


ehContribution1312

lemme walg u to ur trugg


Fancy_Fix_3270

Das musik too my eyes b


iannuendo

Shout out Tom & Jerry reference. That’s where this Mong’s brain is at..


OutrageousJury2689

He wants to be Joe Rogan so baaaaaad!


Jaycee_1502

The phrase "tomato, tomato" is a playful way of saying that two things are essentially the same, even though they may seem different on the surface. It highlights that minor distinctions are unimportant in the grand scheme of things. 😂 😂 😂. You cannot make this up folks. This guy is the gift that keeps on giving.


Clean-Operation-9674

You're compeering apples and onjes, B


SCWickedHam

It’s the opposite of what he meant. Is that going to be his new saying?


doublehammyboi69

What's crazy is he thinks he's making a valid point with that reference


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^doublehammyboi69: *What's crazy is he* *Thinks he's making a valid* *Point with that reference* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


NoProgrammer776

We are making fun of someone with special needs you guys


Gob_Bluth420

You did this Toe!


Aggravating-Day-4133

Alex bear knockout - I’m convinced the only views he gets is hate watchers -


Future_TimeTravler

There’s so many things wrong with this clip I don’t even know where to begin.


Ducks7324

I am beginning to think that there was lead paint in his moms closet


bowwds

Sometimes I wonder if his brain is any of size


BreatLesnar

This got me good


px7j9jlLJ1

He’s mature he says lmao


Acceptable-Prize-243

Joe needs a 4 hour pod with the greatest minds just to try n figure out what this redact is even saying


Barry_The_Scott

It’s hilarious to think that he’s gone his whole life using that saying for the complete opposite situation.


elephantboylives

Lol just when you think he can’t say anything dumber….


5ergio79

Alex Piera and Paige Vannt. This fucking doof is the gift that keeps on giving. He’s endless orange chicken.


Turkey_nugs

Tomatoe tomahto , two different things fur sure


ChangsInspector

What a pontificating ass.


JTacoBrocoLoco

Has Schaub ever had Tito Ortiz on the show? It would be fun to listen to those two wordsmiths try to put together some coherent dialogue.


10-7heaven

if he got slapped by one of those dudes something tells me he'd start thinkin its real


Bapa-350z-420

Leave this in Chin, don’t edit this out.


Sad-Macaroon-8654

Jesus christ he just gets dumber


IZZY_PLUM

Alex pear knockout


freeedom123

Fat Patrick being his redacted self


crhymer93

Woah Kemosabe, big ballin is MY hobby!!!


ogmoochie1

Page Van Ant


coolcurt3386

bruce spring spring


nohcho84

Wjy is dude wear King shocks tees everywhere and everyday?


rhymeswithtag

Not even the creators of trailer park boys could capture the redacted stupidity of missa shaub


Cool-Back5008

My friend dead, don’t get it twisted I got away for the main card


Jebist

Goddamn what a dumbass. This chip really has it all in 30 seconds. Mushed mouth pronunciations, overall smugness, an attempt at a Rogan esque analogy that he fucks up, and an old classic Schaubism--Page Van Ants. That's our Bapa.


Acrobatic_Lettuce_78

That’s genuinely hilarious


ekki2

Tomayto not even close to Tomato


clickclick-boom

One's real, the other isn't.


0ctober31

to-mah-toes goes good with those Pringles on his shoulder.


Significant_Sky7544

Slap fighting is stupid but I would pay all kinds of money to watch Bapa do it and watch him get buckled by lightest of slaps


BeanCheezBeanCheez

They should have a slap fight between Bapa and Joe but Joe gets to do his little ballerina spinning kick.


mad87645

Nawt the bess brains for the ard of words b


mrwholefoods

Still waiting for Sacha Baron Cohen to break character b. Drives me NUTS that he's that good !


Conciglio

Alex Pirra and Paige Vanant, get a muzzle blubba.


Tarot1031

Heard it bofff ways B


ebagumtrebor

Apples and tomatoes, oranges and wardrobes.


miklejones

He truly does just go, B. Thangim.


dandykaufman2

I thought Dana was your boy.


coolcurt3386

they talw everr day


bobbybittman1997

Alex Bear knockout? What air we dewin hairrr?


dragontattman

I have macheerity where I don't know what tomayto tomahto means, or how to use it in a sentence, in inny facit


vatomtz

It’s too early for this sh*t


Strangest_Implement

Who's Alex Bearo?


coolcurt3386

singer in a new rock band


Weak_Acanthisitta405

Somebody could (should) use this redact as inspiration to invent a bad guy in a comedy. It’s not easy to come up with a character that redacted while still remaining believable. He’d be an amazing condescending, mean and hilariously redacted bad guy bully.


catchinNkeepinf1sh

Wow, its one thing to not be formally educated, but this is just regular people talking. Its not like hes from another country.


ELMushman

Listen up, you got a pown of tomatos and then A pown tomaw toes, it’s pown for pown


Odd_Antelope_2931

Lololol


Odd_Antelope_2931

“California is like north korea with a beach”


Glad_Being_5146

He meant apples and oranges 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Sputniksteve

Talmbout potatoes B? Beast of a starch.


King_of_the_Dot

What point is he actually trying to make here?


thebadmojo

Someone comparing our latest presidential debate to tom and jerry makes way more sense than the stupidly leaking from Brenda’s mouth


Barfuman362

Is he saying Paige didnt actually get slapped or slap the other chick? They definitely exist in the same space. Slap Fight is owned and promoted by the UFC, PVZ was even a former UFC fighter. What a salty cunt.


TennisSubstantial402

This cunt is hopeless. It's embarrassing at the point. I love it. A total train wreck. Did you see that Alex Beer knogout? Water.


rankinebicycle

How is the Schaub Show still going, it gets like 12 views every episode


ThisisMalta

Tomay tomahuh b


Okai206

Wtf even is this show anymore? It’s like he’s there just to hear himself talk.


Hero3x

I've always thought this dude wasn't as bad as people made him out to be. but holy hell, this video confirms everything this subreddit stands for. I had an aneurysm listening to the end of that video.


raholland79

tis but art


CarefulBuffalo182

This is actually the funniest thing he’s ever said


FrankieRollins

Alex Peera… Paige Van Ant…


Mexican_mamba028

Define to mato!


bigbadabam

Tomato tomeito completele different


tint_shady

Bapa just goes, literally gets every single fuckin thing backwards. Ffs, man


Honey_dicking_ya

Drives me NUTZ


D4ORM

What the actual fuck?


Rope-Glass

It drive me NnNnUuTTzZ!!!


National_Carpet2074

It’s amazing how’s it is exactly the opposite of what it means


lucidwill23

Alex Pear and Pace Van Ant, great fighters never meddum


Scared-Pomegranate84

This has the makings of a classic


BF101897

IT DRUHRIVE MI NUHHTSS


KillCoheed

Holy shit dude. Total fucking moron.


hellosebastien

Literally means the opposite of what he meant ahaha


YoungRamiz

Wait, what?


Mindless-Plan-8159

It’s unbelievable that this is real. Yet, here we are. He is a complete ass-hat.


AUSL0c0

A supercut of all these would be a feature length film.


Ass__Muffin

It's not even CTE, he's just (impressively) dumb.


ehContribution1312

It's means exactly the opposite of the way you used it Brendo you hulking great mouth breathing window licking cunt


bushcraft_dave

A tomato and a toe-mato is literally the same thing


MrContractual

I too also order the alex birrias tacos


Steve-lrwin

THe fact he uses the tomato/tomato saying in completely the wrong way is almost comical, if he realized he was using it wrong.


los_lobos_is_angry

I bet he doesnt which is real and which is nawwt real


Ok-Outcome-6387

"To-may-toe"/"To-maa-toe" means that they are exactly the same thing! It's just some call it one thing while others will pronounce it differently. What an idiot