It started because cats were prone to calling Schwab the r-word and at a certain point, using language like that threatens the sub so cats started writing "Brandon is \[redacted\]" at first, and then the brackets got removed and it's now casually "Beandip is so redacted" or "what a redact"
For someone that loves to only use one, two syllable words, he sure does struggle wiff prawlunciashuns.
And Chin, dedicating his entire life to listening/filming, editing, and posting this flaming hot trash… what an iggzidstints.
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Hunird persint. Take a look at some of the supremely redacted articles of clothing he's actually stepiping out of the house in. No true friend would let him look that redacted in public especially if said friend was going to be seen with him.
When people ask why this dumb oaf gets our attention if we don't like him, THIS is why. He is a real life Sacha Baron Cohen character. Just endless stupidity.
He was reaching for it, but couldn't find it.
Like you know how you miss a brilliant chess move that would guarantee a victory 5 moves away? That's how Schaub is with apples and oranges.
Its hard to believe that he is the same person that most of us 1st saw 10 or more yrs ago. He has always been redacted but whatever he has morphed into has me speechless….I can’t talk
The phrase "tomato, tomato" is a playful way of saying that two things are essentially the same, even though they may seem different on the surface. It highlights that minor distinctions are unimportant in the grand scheme of things.
😂 😂 😂. You cannot make this up folks. This guy is the gift that keeps on giving.
Goddamn what a dumbass. This chip really has it all in 30 seconds. Mushed mouth pronunciations, overall smugness, an attempt at a Rogan esque analogy that he fucks up, and an old classic Schaubism--Page Van Ants. That's our Bapa.
Somebody could (should) use this redact as inspiration to invent a bad guy in a comedy.
It’s not easy to come up with a character that redacted while still remaining believable.
He’d be an amazing condescending, mean and hilariously redacted bad guy bully.
Is he saying Paige didnt actually get slapped or slap the other chick? They definitely exist in the same space. Slap Fight is owned and promoted by the UFC, PVZ was even a former UFC fighter. What a salty cunt.
I've always thought this dude wasn't as bad as people made him out to be. but holy hell, this video confirms everything this subreddit stands for. I had an aneurysm listening to the end of that video.
"To-may-toe"/"To-maa-toe" means that they are exactly the same thing! It's just some call it one thing while others will pronounce it differently. What an idiot
He truly is the most redacted person with a platform that I’ve ever seen. Fucking dunce.
Yes. He doesn't deserve what he has.
But he deserves his homeless cats, and we deserve our daily delicious Changs ![gif](giphy|LKPYWDQnGRb4xCkikZ|downsized)
Haha
Toe mate o, toe motto
Welcome to 2024 America, where the most insufferable, egotistical douchebags with 0 morality have huge platforms and followings
Bapas biggest in Bangladesh 🇧🇩
Some say the most hugest, b.
not nithe
Can someone explain what the redacted thing is ?
It started because cats were prone to calling Schwab the r-word and at a certain point, using language like that threatens the sub so cats started writing "Brandon is \[redacted\]" at first, and then the brackets got removed and it's now casually "Beandip is so redacted" or "what a redact"
Beandip 🤣
I believe we do it instead of the other r word
I’m surprised he didn’t say Tomato Potato, which would’ve been correct, but he’d niiiiivr git that.
You mean the most mature person with a platform
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Bapa may not be the most intelligent person
first of all, how many chiggs you fugg? And second, bapa got 32 on his ACT, what did you get? The answer to bowlth questions is probably ZAIRO!
But he got 100 on his CTE
He'd beg the differ
🤣🤣
He takes it all for granite
Goin out in a lime, dicey dicey
For someone that loves to only use one, two syllable words, he sure does struggle wiff prawlunciashuns. And Chin, dedicating his entire life to listening/filming, editing, and posting this flaming hot trash… what an iggzidstints.
I think you’d be surprised
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If we are truly living in a simulation, who was responsible for programming this redact???
not the smartest tool in the shed bubba
Bubba, you live by the smartest tool in the shed, you die by the smartest tool in the shed.
Not the sharpest bulb in the drawer
Risking it all I see,you sir are very brave,,,water
the 320 on his ACT says otherwise b
Y'Sherlock Hawlms, B?
You say he may not be the most intelligent person...I say he's maybe smarter than a bag of rocks. To-May-To, To-Mah-To.
Not the smartest tool in the shed
Alex pira knockout. Then fucks up a metaphor. Pretty much every sentence he says is incorrect.
How you gonna compare Alex pierre-uh to Paige Vanant?
Different lanes, bubba
Eggzactly. To-may-to, to-mah-to
Waterrr. They’re not even close
His comparison was apples and oranges. See what I did there
Yeah, it was amazing/potato
Imagine not understanding how conversations work? It's probably due to both his low intelligence as well as his narcissism.
No real friends will result in this type of person.
Hunird persint. Take a look at some of the supremely redacted articles of clothing he's actually stepiping out of the house in. No true friend would let him look that redacted in public especially if said friend was going to be seen with him.
And using 🍅 🍅 in the most wrong way possible haha.
Literally the opposite hahahhah
When people ask why this dumb oaf gets our attention if we don't like him, THIS is why. He is a real life Sacha Baron Cohen character. Just endless stupidity.
It's entertaining in a perverse way
Until u remember he found a wife even dumber and they made 3 humans. 🤦🏻♂️
Will Schwab get a chombified tattoo of the critter or are chombies only something he shares with his son Tigre and the other one?
Idk B but between Bapa’s Chombie tats and Slow-Jo’s box tats, their Bruce-awllfspring-springs may not have the best brains for the tats B.
What does the chalupa tattoo say pls be 'property of big brown'
It’s the 👢 aka map of Italy the country, not the state. Peerently she’s not Vesuvio Italian, she’s Taco Bell Italian.
Talmbout pizza with salsa on top b????
Andiamo Bapí!
In fact it’s the antithesis of what he wants to say. He should have said they’re like chalk and cheese bean cheese bean cheese.
Like comparing a cookie to one with salsa on top.
Eggzactly bubba!
Po-tay-to, po-tah-to in ivry facet!
He tries to act so sophisticated and just leagues above all us. We are all dumber for listening to him speak,well attempt to speak,WOOOO!!!!!
That’s bapas miiiturruuttty
He's copying wrinks with his pseudo intellectual blathering, however brine actually knows how words work so he can somewhat pull it off for awhile.
I wonder if he thinks Tom and Jerry is the real one
Lol. You got me wirh this one B ![gif](giphy|ZechFo0yBIQpEve1Sm)
Tomeito tomaito b.
He's not the smartest tool in the shed, b. 🍅 🍅
It’s surprising that Bapa can muster up 1 listener
Axe J’s first mistake was trying to talk to his brother as if he wasn’t heavily brain damaged.
This is the complete opposite of tomato/tomato. Or in other words, tomato/tomato.
I’m kinda surprised he didn’t say apples and oranges.
He was reaching for it, but couldn't find it. Like you know how you miss a brilliant chess move that would guarantee a victory 5 moves away? That's how Schaub is with apples and oranges.
His brain is like an old light bulb with a bad connection. Just flickering and nearly burnt out.
Bapa has zairo idea what ‘apples to oranges’ means.
Who the hell is Alex Piera, is he related to John Africa??
Who the hell is John Africa?!?!?
Its hard to believe that he is the same person that most of us 1st saw 10 or more yrs ago. He has always been redacted but whatever he has morphed into has me speechless….I can’t talk
lemme walg u to ur trugg
Das musik too my eyes b
Shout out Tom & Jerry reference. That’s where this Mong’s brain is at..
He wants to be Joe Rogan so baaaaaad!
The phrase "tomato, tomato" is a playful way of saying that two things are essentially the same, even though they may seem different on the surface. It highlights that minor distinctions are unimportant in the grand scheme of things. 😂 😂 😂. You cannot make this up folks. This guy is the gift that keeps on giving.
You're compeering apples and onjes, B
It’s the opposite of what he meant. Is that going to be his new saying?
What's crazy is he thinks he's making a valid point with that reference
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We are making fun of someone with special needs you guys
You did this Toe!
Alex bear knockout - I’m convinced the only views he gets is hate watchers -
There’s so many things wrong with this clip I don’t even know where to begin.
I am beginning to think that there was lead paint in his moms closet
Sometimes I wonder if his brain is any of size
This got me good
He’s mature he says lmao
Joe needs a 4 hour pod with the greatest minds just to try n figure out what this redact is even saying
It’s hilarious to think that he’s gone his whole life using that saying for the complete opposite situation.
Lol just when you think he can’t say anything dumber….
Alex Piera and Paige Vannt. This fucking doof is the gift that keeps on giving. He’s endless orange chicken.
Tomatoe tomahto , two different things fur sure
What a pontificating ass.
Has Schaub ever had Tito Ortiz on the show? It would be fun to listen to those two wordsmiths try to put together some coherent dialogue.
if he got slapped by one of those dudes something tells me he'd start thinkin its real
Leave this in Chin, don’t edit this out.
Jesus christ he just gets dumber
Alex pear knockout
Fat Patrick being his redacted self
Woah Kemosabe, big ballin is MY hobby!!!
Page Van Ant
bruce spring spring
Wjy is dude wear King shocks tees everywhere and everyday?
Not even the creators of trailer park boys could capture the redacted stupidity of missa shaub
My friend dead, don’t get it twisted I got away for the main card
Goddamn what a dumbass. This chip really has it all in 30 seconds. Mushed mouth pronunciations, overall smugness, an attempt at a Rogan esque analogy that he fucks up, and an old classic Schaubism--Page Van Ants. That's our Bapa.
That’s genuinely hilarious
Tomayto not even close to Tomato
One's real, the other isn't.
to-mah-toes goes good with those Pringles on his shoulder.
Slap fighting is stupid but I would pay all kinds of money to watch Bapa do it and watch him get buckled by lightest of slaps
They should have a slap fight between Bapa and Joe but Joe gets to do his little ballerina spinning kick.
Nawt the bess brains for the ard of words b
Still waiting for Sacha Baron Cohen to break character b. Drives me NUTS that he's that good !
Alex Pirra and Paige Vanant, get a muzzle blubba.
Heard it bofff ways B
Apples and tomatoes, oranges and wardrobes.
He truly does just go, B. Thangim.
I thought Dana was your boy.
they talw everr day
Alex Bear knockout? What air we dewin hairrr?
I have macheerity where I don't know what tomayto tomahto means, or how to use it in a sentence, in inny facit
It’s too early for this sh*t
Who's Alex Bearo?
singer in a new rock band
Somebody could (should) use this redact as inspiration to invent a bad guy in a comedy. It’s not easy to come up with a character that redacted while still remaining believable. He’d be an amazing condescending, mean and hilariously redacted bad guy bully.
Wow, its one thing to not be formally educated, but this is just regular people talking. Its not like hes from another country.
Listen up, you got a pown of tomatos and then A pown tomaw toes, it’s pown for pown
Lololol
“California is like north korea with a beach”
He meant apples and oranges 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Talmbout potatoes B? Beast of a starch.
What point is he actually trying to make here?
Someone comparing our latest presidential debate to tom and jerry makes way more sense than the stupidly leaking from Brenda’s mouth
Is he saying Paige didnt actually get slapped or slap the other chick? They definitely exist in the same space. Slap Fight is owned and promoted by the UFC, PVZ was even a former UFC fighter. What a salty cunt.
This cunt is hopeless. It's embarrassing at the point. I love it. A total train wreck. Did you see that Alex Beer knogout? Water.
How is the Schaub Show still going, it gets like 12 views every episode
Tomay tomahuh b
Wtf even is this show anymore? It’s like he’s there just to hear himself talk.
I've always thought this dude wasn't as bad as people made him out to be. but holy hell, this video confirms everything this subreddit stands for. I had an aneurysm listening to the end of that video.
tis but art
This is actually the funniest thing he’s ever said
Alex Peera… Paige Van Ant…
Define to mato!
Tomato tomeito completele different
Bapa just goes, literally gets every single fuckin thing backwards. Ffs, man
Drives me NUTZ
What the actual fuck?
It drive me NnNnUuTTzZ!!!
It’s amazing how’s it is exactly the opposite of what it means
Alex Pear and Pace Van Ant, great fighters never meddum
This has the makings of a classic
IT DRUHRIVE MI NUHHTSS
Holy shit dude. Total fucking moron.
Literally means the opposite of what he meant ahaha
Wait, what?
It’s unbelievable that this is real. Yet, here we are. He is a complete ass-hat.
A supercut of all these would be a feature length film.
It's not even CTE, he's just (impressively) dumb.
It's means exactly the opposite of the way you used it Brendo you hulking great mouth breathing window licking cunt
A tomato and a toe-mato is literally the same thing
I too also order the alex birrias tacos
THe fact he uses the tomato/tomato saying in completely the wrong way is almost comical, if he realized he was using it wrong.
I bet he doesnt which is real and which is nawwt real
"To-may-toe"/"To-maa-toe" means that they are exactly the same thing! It's just some call it one thing while others will pronounce it differently. What an idiot