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tox_oplas-mosis

Everyone pretending they didn't see it šŸ˜‚


Samuraiyinyang

Theyā€™ll only throw passive aggressive shots like this to daddy Joe in fear of the reaper cushions. They also took his shrine off of the back wall it looks like. šŸ¤”


Different-Estate747

Brine ain't scared of reapin nothing or no one


WhiteTrash_WithClass

Lmao šŸ«” Thank you for your service


Rileyjonleon

Brine ā€œoh you think you want to roll with me ?ā€ Callen


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

Lmao @ reaper cushions


ListenToKyuss

That's a PF Chang's classic


Jamothee

Like 2 bitchy old queens


PussyChang

ā€œHGH gut is tiiiiirible unless itā€™s Rogan, then itā€™s a sign of alphaness.ā€


itsjustafadok

I think brandin really hates Rogan but he has to bow down to him because he needs Joe's influence.Ā 


PussyChang

I donā€™t think he hates Rogan. If Toe axed him to move to Austin tomorrow, bapa would drop ivirything and go. He hates not being part of the inner circle and he hates that Rogan has moved on and heā€™s not included.


stellarjcorvidaemon

I think both things are true at the same time. Slob hates Toe, but also would drop everything for him for clout. For example, if Toe and Slob's view count switched tomorrow, Slob would answer his daily texts from Toe once-a-month at most and thoroughly enjoy f'ing with him.


GodOfTitsAndWine666

I think he desperately wants things to be the way they were before and is too dumb to understand Rogan is done pretending heā€™s a funny comic.


Svakheten

Hates him like that super hot ex-gf who dumps you


TeaPuzzleheaded3088

Haha. Right. Super hot exes. Nice. That analogy illuminates. Or like when you dunk in the lane or buy your first Bugatti.Ā 


Svakheten

Water we dune here bro, im not ur inemy B


TylertheDouche

*too much pasta


Lastfoxx

TheĀ Emperor's New HGH gut.Ā 


imright19084

ā€œWhen guys my age start doing some weird shit with their bodiesā€. Like getting your eyelids done B?


Sejast44

šŸ‘„šŸ‘„šŸ‘„


ZambiGames

šŸ˜Ž itā€™s like watching one of your friends die b


MesWantooth

We only had dinner ONE time...Niver tored together of iny facet.


TheZac922

Bryan ā€œrespondingā€ to the allegations all manic and wide-eyed with his lids just done will always be funny to me. Nothing says ā€œI didnā€™t do itā€ like looking like a complete psycho while you yell at your phone.


freeyewneek

The beginning of the end


CharlieKelly_Esq

Like forcibly inserting parts of it into women, B?


SpaceScandal

Amazing that after all these yairs, their number 1 subject is still menā€™s bodies, how can they even have any left to talk about?!


Falloutt69

Real quigg b, how many men's bodies you took interest in? How many prostates you massaged? ZAIRO! And you here tawgin! Drives menuts!


JesusDiedforChipotle

They remind me of Mac in itā€™s always sunny with how obsessed they are with menā€™s bodies


Reasonable_Goose

Been doing it so long theyā€™re actually older than the guys they bitch about now


ScoopyMcGee

Are these two stunt doubles for 1980ā€™s sick aids patients really commenting on peopleā€™s appearances?


PussyChang

The audacity of Callahan criticizing anyone while heā€™s sitting there like an emaciated twink in a fucking Toehold T-shirt and flip flops. Edit: shout out to U/freeyewneek


freeyewneek

Emaciated* B?


PussyChang

Redacted auto cawlrect.


Hap_Hazard

Blaming the team? I like it.


magrubr

Learning from the best


freeyewneek

U like it, I love it, Bapa lives it. šŸŽ¶ bah dah bah Bapa, heā€™s livin it!!! šŸŽ¶


PussyChang

Itā€™s awlways the team b. Awlways.


freeyewneek

AIDS??!!?


Best-Salary4465

Nobodies got aids!!!!


freeyewneek

Sudden weight lossā€¦


Bodybuilding-

Just fyi, your organs don't grow on HGH. Of course this redact would buy into that myth


Hap_Hazard

What's the cause of the "bubble gut"? I'm genuinely curious.


nastyhammer

Clams and Linguine


vmc92

Too much pasta B


cylonnumber13

pasta


S_Steiner_Accounting

insulin resistance. There's a direct correlation between fatty deposits around the intestines and insulin resistance. That's why you see alcoholics with the turtle belly. Bodybuilders get it by abusing insulin.


PEDsted

Itā€™s more related to using insulin than HGH


Odd_Fish_2361

Is that why people on HGH skulls grow? And their hands and feet?


Bodybuilding-

Digestion. The amount of food these guys consume, combined with orals that can cause bloating, can result in poor digestion and motility. Basically it's a backup of gas and shit in the intestine.


darcenator411

Why doesnā€™t it go away after they stop taking HGH then?


Frankie-Felix

He's wrong though a simple google search will confirm that.


Bodybuilding-

It does. Look up Dave Palumbo's current physique.


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TruggPassion

Rogan is a daily weed smoker, (no judgement as I smoke a few times a week). But 99.9% of people get the munchies when smoking. Personally when Iā€™m high I eat until Iā€™m stuffed and then eat some more until Iā€™m borderline sick. The next day Iā€™ll have the same type of belly and Iā€™m in decent shape but itā€™ll stick out like Rogans. Just my 2 cents.


maplejordan2

LOL ya joes gut is from munchies. šŸ˜­


[deleted]

You probably donā€™t look like a grenade bro youā€™re good


BuppaLovesMe

Sorry dude, but every tissue and organ grows on HGH except bone and cartilage in adulthood


TruggPassion

Yeah this isnā€™t true. HGH is a natural hormone that decreases with age. Supplementing HGH when youā€™re older (40+) should bring you to your baseline when you were younger. Problems arise when a young healthy person injects too much HGH which causes growth above and beyond whatā€™s normal.


Bodybuilding-

No, it doesn't. You're just clinging onto the myth everyone spouted for decades. Look up Dave Palumbo now and explain to me where his bubble gut went.


BuppaLovesMe

Iā€™m an MD homie


IronRT

Thas nice but how many patients ya fugg?


DrDragonblade

Gadooshed 'im


falltotheabyss

Hey doc... Y'blogbusser! Dave Palumbo has all the secret truthsĀ 


Bodybuilding-

That's even more embarrassing for you then


NicholarseBrooks

Doubling down like our boy Bapa. S'prom b.


Beautiful-Camp-1443

Bodybuilding lol more like body destroyingĀ 


smalby

Where did his muscle go? It's almost like he stopped taking as much gear, strange...


Bodybuilding-

I'm not talking about his muscle. Where did the organ growth go?


smalby

I'd assume it went the same way his muscle went


Bodybuilding-

So organ tissue grows and shrinks like muscle tissue?


Virtual_Listen8112

Sure


smalby

Yeah I don't think that's a crazy thought. He takes a bunch of exogenous stuff, which makes his entire body morph into something disgusting, then stops taking it, and the body tissue shrinks and goes back to somewhat normal.


Bodybuilding-

Wow


smalby

?


Frankie-Felix

you are not correct though **HGH induces growth in nearly every tissue and organ in the body**.Ā  google it bud.


Bodybuilding-

HGH does not cause bubble gut.


Frankie-Felix

ok [Palumboism: Causes, Treatment, and Prevention (healthline.com)](https://www.healthline.com/health/palumboism) [What Is HGH Gut? Palumboism Causes, Treatment, Prevention | Miami Herald](https://www.miamiherald.com/health-wellness/article265075039.html) I could provide 100 more links now you show me something that says HGH does not cause that fucked up gut, I think the juice is going to your brain.


a215throwaway

It feels impossible for him to get literally every single thing wrong.


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One_Nefariousness_43

holy shit they're boring


MrInterpreted

Seriously, wtf was this conversation for


S_Steiner_Accounting

as usual redact completely off base here while speaking like he's an expert. How much research is there showing organ growth from HGH usage? Zairo! There is plenty of research showing insulin resistance is correlated with visceral fat deposits (fat around your intestines) and blasting 20 IU of slin for muscle growth will fershur lead to insulin resistance. Dorian Yates discussed it. said the HGH didn't change his midsection all through his career but his gut grew once he started using insulin in his last year in bodybuilding. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ql_HiD_K_w


Hap_Hazard

Huh, good to know!


coolcurt3386

those bodybuilders were eating shit tons of food and lots of carbs then throwing in insulin that's the cause of the problem hgh by itself u can build muscle or actually lean out Bapa's a redact herd it from youtube so its gotta be true


cylonnumber13

Where's S'noz?


Hap_Hazard

They didn't talk about her absence but I assume she's taking time off for the 4th. I wouldn't be surprised, however, if she was gone for good and never mentioned again.


Ducks7324

Probably picking up a Plan B, B!


PussyChang

Probably setting up her onlyfans as we speak.


S_Steiner_Accounting

She's under Brendan's chair. They're into that


thefilipinocat-

They didnā€™t say Rogans name at all


Hap_Hazard

He's in the top page of the search results.


Impressive_Run9762

lol heā€™s in there 3 times and his is probably the best example in there


Barfuman362

Add 'peeastoric' to the schuabanese diggtionary


Rough_Airline6780

talmbout dinostores b?


TennisSubstantial402

He looks very ah pierstorick. Fuck me this cunt is completely redacted.


dandykaufman2

This is so good.


West-Tough-4552

No one calls it power gut


andysimcoe

Still being invited to the fight companion is their only connection to Rogan and the 'biggest podcast in the country'. If they lose that... Best to never mention his name unless it's to name drop.


thefilipinocat-

Oh thanks for the correction homeless cats!!!


Odd_Fish_2361

Palumboism aka self induced acromegaly.


Trevorvor

That is quite the pregnant pause.


yumanbeen

Yeah brine with the body of a 13 year old girl criticizing other menā€™s physiques is not surprising


bstaff715

Rogan is clearly on the needle. Does he not admit it?


5knklshfl

It's OK , Joe would never listen to this show.


DonChewy

Don't edit this out chin


KaleidoscopeOk5763

Have these idiots never heard of airbrushing photos? Morons.


Scrapla

Does Rogan deny it?


bossering

He said his was from eating pasta, no joke.


AccordingReality8334

Love how he said pasta when it's plastered all over the internet that papa toe is the prime example of the gut problem. Papa toe sits in his delusional bubble of yes men.


Hexican_pulsinator

Some post this in Rogans sub


Mission_Literature44

Brine critiquing while wearing toeholds


speedway65

Bapaā€™s feeling are hurt


Fancy_Fix_3270

He'd kick a nun under the bus if he could