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Mundane-Membership88

I remember when he first brought up that they're going fishing, all he could talk about was catching marlins like Joe. Redact didn't pay attention to what they would be fishing for. I know theres a chef that can help me find it?


DrinkL

He probably thinks all fish just go wherever in the ocean


suziecreamcheeze

Fish are fish B.


eggseverydayagain

If you eat sushi, we gon have proms


Mundane-Membership88

I found it. [https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/1cd1tzd/fish\_arent\_friends\_if\_theres\_sponsorship\_money/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/1cd1tzd/fish_arent_friends_if_theres_sponsorship_money/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


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AccordingReality8334

Love when the bot comments when it's so relevent, gets me everytime. šŸ˜­šŸ˜†


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This made me bust out laughing, partly cause I bet you're šŸ’Æ right... he totally thinks thatšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


SouthofthePaw

Nobody wants to address the 80lbs. fish in the roomā€¦


funkyhelpermonk

water, b.


dannydoofus

thats because he just had baseball on his mind. marlins have always been his favorite team - axe jay.


Sejast44

Tawlmbout Marlin Wayans the famous cawlmedian?


Falloutt69

Dude I remember the time that posts about the midget fishing started showing and how bapa would soon have a fishing arc. There's no activity bapa won't try to emulate off of rogan, but I think if he's going to copy everything the midget does, he should start with being successful first.


Hap_Hazard

[Marlin](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/1cd1tzd/fish_arent_friends_if_theres_sponsorship_money/)


WhiteTrash_WithClass

He's so incredibly insecure, it's crazy. Like, he's actually accomplished some things, yet he still has to lie and "humblebrag" about dumb shit. Just go tell Rogan you love him and want to gargle his bawlz, jesus


VelouriumCamper7

The accomplishment/ achievement itself isnā€™t enough. He wants people to constantly be saying how amazing it is and to be praising him. He wants clout and relevance.


Agitated-Ad937

EXACTLY. If he ran a marathon in under 5 hours... for a guy his size.... I don't know about all the cats here but I'd be impressed. But what would happen? The story he'd tell is he did it in under 4 hours, beat the record for people of his size, sawl an obese man struggling so threw him over his shoulder for the last 5 miles, saved some children from a burning building he ran passed, and did it all without any training.


Falloutt69

Let's be real bubba: pissing in the sink was bapa's highest accomplishment.


Corned_Beefer

Stolen valor.


AccordingReality8334

WE GOT WEIGHTS IN THESE FISH!!!


hasslehoff0861

Dude had Kim Jung Un level lies at this point. Thinks he caught the largest fish ever. I bet if Bapa goes golfing heā€™s going to say he made 11 holes-in-one the first try.


Strangest_Implement

Talmbout hole in one in a par 5, b.


hasslehoff0861

Talmbout lidderally the bess goffer. Wudda got all 18 holes-in-one but blew out bowlth hamstrings.


simpledeadwitches

He's the Trump of pawldcasting B.


Rabid023

Hunnird persen a pathological liar


Existential_Spices

Wtf is he saying? 340 pound Halle Berry? I can tell he's lying and bragging but beyond that I can barely pick out anything else.


mitchyslick_lbc

Bapa claims he caught the biggest fish of the trip. Since he's a moron, he slips up and says he asked the captain if that 80 lb fish was the biggest he'd ever caught (revealing the captain actually caught it, not our bapa) and the captain says naw he caught a 340 halibut (bapa calls it haliberry) which bapa doesn't believe until he shows him the pic. Awso, we already knew it was a lie from the beginning because another cat inquired via the Instagram post with the captain.


Existential_Spices

>another cat inquired via the Instagram post with the captain. Chang's Intelligence Agency strikes again. Thanks b. He wastes energy lying on top of his past lies to make his new grift/persona appear like he's a beast when we all know better.


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pm-me-nice-lips

Thatā€™s because he always completely makes up the way the conversation was had and how the words were literally said. He exaggerates the responses and how both him and the other person were interacting.


Barfuman362

Top range for a male is 60-80lbs, top range for a female is 500-600lbs.


beepdeeped

Finally, the right women for me.


Sharp-Bake4826

surpirised he can still cross his legs with that monster 8 cm dick


InfectiousCosmology1

Thatā€™s me nuts!


Rosinwey

![gif](giphy|iRp8JLRVgqFHy) ā€œNo you didnā€™tā€


Schlubbsshoes

Everyone he talks to has that same reaction ā€œoh oh oh bubba no , this! What you want instead!ā€


Horror_Nothing_9789

His ā€œIā€™m lying for cloutā€ cadence.


XR-7

He looks at Chin when saying that lol lie straight in his face


mitchyslick_lbc

It's so egregious. It's like bro if you're going to outright lie about it, at least claim it was el tigre to make it fun. But nope it has to be about this self centered piece of shit.


Tylee22

There was some other post about this fishing and a cat said he went on the fishing compies Instagram and asked was it Chin or Brenda who caught it? I can't find the comment!! But said response was odd


Either-Durian-9488

80 pounds for a halibut? Cute.


One-Joke8084

Whatā€™s really interesting is where the rod actually broke- below the reel- thatā€™s such an odd spot for a rod to break unless in a rod holder or by user error. That 70lb or 80lb halibut is small for Alaskan standards. I call complete bullshit on his broken rod storyā€¦..


Scared-Pomegranate84

How long until truggs are completely abandoned?


mitchyslick_lbc

S'cuse me sir, bapa lives for the build.


Bestefarssistemens

They were abandoned as soon as the undertoad said he is selling the trx


WerewolfNo7095

what a tool


BonerDog84

You assed the captain? Waird move Bapaā€¦


hempeap

ā€œWhen I caught that 80lb feshā€ = When the guys chartering the boat caught the 80lb fish and screamed at Beandip to wake up and come out of the cabin to grab the rod and reel the fish in the remaining 5% for ā€œcontentā€


dimspace

Lies about catching the 80lb'er Accuses captain of the boat of lying about the one he caught hipcritter


mitchyslick_lbc

Has undertones from the food truck diaries where bapa orders a soda and asks for a bottle opener, but the dude insists it's twist off. Bapa refuses it is and says let me see you do it and dude cracks it open no problem.


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MeanOppressor

After trying and failing to open the bottle on his own like the mentally redacted child he is. Everything schaub does is stupid and embarrassingĀ 


OC2LV714

Oh great. Whoā€™s he trying to fit in with now?


KaleidoscopeOk5763

Why does it lie? They were all there.


Stunning-Eye-9669

Mo. You know he's so out of touch with that video where he talks about hunting fish


Dreamteam420

He almost caught an otter ,but an eel ate it,b.


EndlessMotives

ā€œ340lb halibamaā€


AUSL0c0

I'm not sure I can process anymore personalities or random hobby identities. It's been one fuck of a cringe-rollercoaster.


MarstoriusWins

Wanna buy a pair of handmade Joehold flipflops for only $1000? Free rape included!


simpledeadwitches

It's embarrassing that he's so up Rogans ass when Rogan himself is so easily made fun of and insecure. He's so legitimately stupid and vain that he aspires to mimic another man who's *also* incredibly insecure and vain.


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BorgBorg10

Do people still watch this? How many views does he get? How on earth is he making money?


redactedforever

Lol asking the halibut guy, who literally does it for a living, then proceeds to be shitty with him about a real story


Corned_Beefer

Always been bawls deep into fishing, b. Next up, archery!


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