Definitely not between Ryan and Kelly! Probably next to Toby. He’d be quiet and let me do my thing.

Dwight is the most interesting then I can turn back and talk to Jim and Pam as well as Michael.

1.

1

1,2,3 or 6

1

2

One or two. My reasons: 1 - Dwight probably would keep to himself but he may eat something weird, that's fine. If we talk, he may try to sell me paper, but when I say no, he will just ignore me spitefully for the rest of the flight, so also a win-win. 2 - light chat with Daryl, Meredith will be drunk within minutes of take-off because she pre-gamed pretty hard at the airport bar. Daryl will eventually fall asleep to, but just because he put on his headphones and tries to ignore everyone else's shenanigans from around the plane.

Drinks w Darryl and Meredith! Mike High Club here I come (Meredith only lol)

All I will say is Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica

I’d sit at #7.

1 or 2.

1 for sure!

5 because you get off the plane quicker and you don’t have to climb over anyone to get to the loo

3, definitely

Definitely not 3🤣

5 or 2. - 5 for great chats and laughs. Andy says crazy things. - 2 because meredith would drink and fall asleep and darryl is super chill

Toby would totally let you sleep or be left alone if you phrased your “why”correctly. But seriously, do you think Michael would stay in his seat and not be visiting everyone whenever possible. No seat would be safe.

The seat next to Toby would be safe from Michael

6

Definitely with dwight. I love window seats and feel that he would mostly keep to himself, but in the off chance he wanted to be social, I think a convo with him would be memorable.

7 just to see how long before I decide to end my own life in front of the both of them

5 or 3

2

20 hour bj

Exactly, I don’t know why more people aren’t picking 2.

Honestly anywhere but 7 lol 😆 but fr I'd probably sit next to Kevin cause you know he's bringing the best snacks

The all new Mile High Ultra Feast Club!

1 . Window seat, Dwight will be distracted by Michael across the aisle. Pam is polite and short so won’t kick chair or stick their feet through.

3. I’d be Toby’s friend lol.

I’m more worried about Kelly across the aisle

Shit, I didn’t even think of that lol

5

6

5 for sure,

6 lmao

3 or 6. Toby's chill honestly

6. Good snacks, good drugs.

3 or 7. 3 cus Toby will leave me alone, vice versa. 7 cus i want the drama. It's a long flight and i can only watch so much TV.

Toby cause I'm just putting in headphones and I feel like he'll be the least offended.

2 so I can drink with Meredith and watch Jim and Pam mess with Dwight

Tactical

1 because the golden trip 

4. So I could finally punch Michael in the face

2. That way I’m near Darryl and Jim

Meredith will be the best…for…unknown reasons…

Toby and I are going to talk about his experiences on the Scranton Strangler jury and his latest Chad Flenderman novel

6

Meredith and I are getting tanked

Obvs next to Meredith

1

7... I like Mindy just fine, but next to her is Creed. And I'm a fan of the [Grass Roots](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=adjBTKTwctQ&si=nSr44FEDrVsX9Bgb) band.

FOR SURE 5. chat with jim and pam, or andy and erin who can all be chill. there’s dwight and micheal for some entertainment when you get bored - plus probably some pranks on dwight from jim. then you’re also in an aisle seat so you can get up easily whenever you need. and if things are going downhill there’s always headphones lmao

And you don't have to see stupid toby

4 the jokes

2!!!!

2. I feel like it's the most chill row lol

2 or 6

2, we can drink the whole flight

7 and then immediately ask Kelly to switch seats.

1 easily, dwight and i would talk about bears and he wouldn’t let anyone hurt me, then jim and pam could talk to me to keep me sane

Obviously 6. Kevin’s going to share his snack and sleep.

It's 2 by a mile. I don't want to be anywhere near Kelly and Ryan and if I'm anywhere near Michael he's gonna be chatting constantly (with Dwight or with me, in seats 4 and 4). Seat 1 would be hell if Jim is messing with Dwight. But you know Meredith is holding, Daryl's probably gonna have a nap, and there's a low chance of that little grain of rice kicking your seat. Only downside is Oscar and his frickin' egg salad. That shit's nasty.

2 for sure.

5

And it's no contest.

1 then 3

2

5

1. Michael will be all over the place over that time and he will be followed by Dwight. And I want to be able to come back and only have to deal with someone beside me or behind me. Foot room! Plus Jim and Pam are right there!

So I'm killing time until the dorm food opens. So I'm gonna explain all of my choices 1. - Jim pranks Dwight? Firstly the thought that every 1 to 2 hours Jim might annoy Dwight causing Dwight to have a Dwight attack sounds very annoying - I think Dwight might occasionally drop random facts and insults, which might annoy me, but he also might just leave me alone because Michael is right there. Plus, exit seat. I trust him. - over all, 3/7 2. - D man is the only reason I would say yes to this. - immediately no because Meredith smokes and drinks and I Don't want to deal with that smell. - overall 6/7 3. - Toby would keep to himself I feel like, and if we do talk I feel like it would either be a very boring conversation, emotionally uplifting, or we'd bond over some random book they've covered in the finer things maybe, definitely not cop novels. - 4/7 4. - I don't think Gabe would talk much, probably just sit there quietly listening to music in headphones. Frankly I never found him creepy to look at either - Michael... Assuming this is post meeting holly, which I'm going based on the photo so I think it is. I figure I would hear weird jokes, strange stories, banter between him and Dwight that may or not be annoying, possible jokes about my appearance... I think in general though it wouldn't be that bad. - 2/7 5. - you have a funny gun on the left, an art nerd with a kind heart right next to him, a music lover on the right, and a genuine sweet person on his right. This is literally the best seat, I have something in common with each of them. - 1/7 6. - I couldn't handle Angela. - might strike up convo with Oscar, - 6/7 7 - no. - 7/7 TLDR: 5 wins

several points made.

I would choose 7 to get some cheeky masala but that’s too close for comfort so 2 it is

7

6 or 3, probably 3. Know what, 6. You can't go wrong. No matter where you look.

3 all day

6

3

6

Deff 5. Good vibes 😎

3 for sure

i would say six but i’m afraid creed smells bad😭

I feel like 5 would be full of laughs and good times

3. There’d be some perfunctory chatting about our respective trips to Costa Rica. Otherwise, we’d leave each other alone. He seems like he’d get lots of sleep. I’m cool with being right by the bathroom on such a long trip.

1 is the only viable option

I would sit in any seat except for 7

Seat 6

5 or 6 have my vote 😄

6 or 2, the others may have entertainment purposes, but based on my overall style especially when flying; each of the other spots would be so damn annoying in their own ways

2. Sit right next to Meredith and ask her if she wants to join the "mile high club", have a drink after and talk about raunchy stuff for the rest of the flight...

My thoughts exactly

This is the only right answer

7. I’d be able to switch to get the window seat.

i don't think ryan would give up his seat, specially not to sit next to kelly 😭

6 or 1

2. Meredith is a real one and even though I don't drink, I'd probably need a sip of whatever she had on that flight.

In all honesty probably 7 for the drama

One. Michael would end up saying “bomb” on the plane and get removed by air marshals, and Dwight would follow Michael off the plane to help him and possibly would get removed himself. With both of them gone you’d have the entire row to yourself and a window seat. 

2 we know who has the booze 😆

Why did no one say 3? Am I misremembering that Tobey wasn’t that bad?

Toby is the worst


6 all the way

No Jan, no flight. Thanks but no thanks.

6

2 or 6, I like to entertained and/or a little scared lol. 

Plane head

and maybe a free steak dinner? 👀 Creed has mung beans breath, I’ll pass on Creed, I’m also not into Ashton Kutcher lookalikes, so Kevin is a no go too. 

1. i’ll take his neck pillow & then put earbuds in and pretend i can’t hear him when he asks for the neck pillow back!

If you pick 7 your a genuine masochist

2, not sitting anywhere near kelly or dwight

1 could be great or terrible depending on his mood. He might tell you weird stories about his relatives, farm and weird interests. Or he might just get invested in a video game or anime series and completely leave you alone

2 would probably be okay. Darrell would be chill. And Merideth would probably have drank so much at the airport bar she'd be passed out 10 minutes into the flight

Thinking the same thing.

But she might puke in your lap

4 or 2

6 and imma ask Kevin to switch me seats. I’ll talk to creed for as long as I can

Dude smells terrible though

I love mung beans

Help him out with his blog.

Always appreciated the way BJ delivered that line, “even for the internet it was pretty shocking.”

I would easily choose 5 best of both worlds lmao

We can all agree that 7 would be the absolute worst.

2 hands down. Meredith and I would have a blast!

I would choose seat one and have fun pissing off dwight. Plus it’s a window seat.

2 or 1, I'd enjoy the debates with Dwight followed by the frigid silences and I don't understand social boundaries with sex jokes.

3 or 2

3. I want to be left alone and not have to chat or be bothered by anyone.

1 hands down

1, the things I would witness with Jim behind Dwight could be it’s own tv show.

1

1 or 4

1st. Love Dwight

2- my fav

1 no other choice is correct

Can you imagine sitting between Kelly and Ryan? Dwight all the way. Nothing could be more entertaining.

2 if you don’t get wasted your gonna get laid!

In row one with Dwight

Definitely 4. Keep Michael from attacking Gabe every 2 minutes.

Definitely 2

2 and I will happily buy the first round

I was thinking free plane head

Seat 1 easily, Dwight and Pam would mind their own business.

5

5 all the way no shame

Meredith will be passed out by hour 3.

This is harder than i thought...............


Dwight… he’s mind his business and leave me alone

6. You know Kevin has snacks and Creed has stories.

7 and id try to fuck kelly

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I’ll take my chances and sit in seat 3. I can talk to Darell and Jim, I’ll be able to hear Micheal and Dwight talking about whatever nonsense. And I have Oscar behind me, us Latinos gotta stay together.

With Dwight, he wore a mask on a recent flight and was very quiet

I’ll take seat 5.

4

1 Im gonna ask conflicting questions about paintball, sci fi movies and attack readiness

And beets

and bears

4 ,6

4. Gabe is going out the plane window somehow.

6... sitting with Kevin and Creed would be a blast

It's literally the only right answer

2. Meredith has extra snacks and Oscar and Angela hopefully are in their “on good terms” phase.

3 He seems chill and not annoying at all.

Good luck trying to be friends with an evil snail…

1- Dwight would probably leave me alone

Yup. And worst choice is 7.

For sure lol

2 - Meredith is chaotic good. And Daryl can teach me all the new age slang like he did for Michael.

Is she? I feel like depending on the day she's either chaotic neutral or chaotic good. Definitely closer to neutral lol

Same. Meredith would be fun to drink with and sitting next to Daryl would be cool.

Prolly 2 or 5 Definitely 2 for 2 reasons one obviously ( Meredith is gonna havfta come off some of that bottle ) and Daryl is prolly the best one for normal conversations. Yeah so 5 is my second pick. I wood yeah and don't think that I don't know what y'all did Rite Rite. I see what transpired and bc I ain't having it much longer. K

Schrute

When on a long flight, I choose A Quiet Place.

2 (because of Daryl). Later, I’ll spend time at 1, because Dwight is a trip. And then I’d go to speak cats with Angela, plus I really like Oscar.

2– get a handy from Meredith while I speak sports to Darrel

My thoughts exactly!

1 or 5

Gotta be 5 for me. Good people all around.

I was gonna chose 6 but seeing kelly sitting right behind me, imma go for 1. Respectfully ofcourse.

1 is the only correct answer cuz sure dwight might get a but annoying and will me a lil nark but u got Jim right behind him to prank him and keep u safe and wntertained

3, we would all just keep to ourselves

nah sometimes Toby gets a but too social, he'll start showing u pics of his kids and stuff

that's true

7

There is no way Dwight would sit at the front. You are more likely to survive a crash, sitting at the back.

There is also a chance of being attacked from behind.

Next to Kevin and creed cause that’s gonna be a good time

1

8-my own desk 😝

it's a flight not the office

Oh haha I’m always outside the box, but I can sit on the wing!

3 got the most normal people

Kevin and Creed. Now that's s party there.

1

1 4 or 5 easy. Furtherest from Kelly.

3) Toby is quiet and gonna leave you alone and conversations between Oscar and Angela will be funny.

6