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ChefArtorias

It's a finger condom lol


S-U_2

For safe finger stuff! /s


A_Midnight_Hare

Like, yeah? Sometimes you want to stick it in the stink and not have the stink come out with you.


S-U_2

Man, you made me think of https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FScYOKIw7Jg


LuckyWhip

Risky click of the day


cabbage-bender

Use a whole glove then, or you’ll lose the condom. Js 😅


ShatoraDragon

Your making a joke, but your right. It's for applying medicated creams (Stuff like IcyHot that would start to activate on you while apply on someone else) without having to dirty a whole disposable glove.


DerpisMalerpis

It’s also for covering up finger cuts and bandaids for people who work with food.


omniwrench-

I’ve also seen jewellers use these to avoid getting fingerprints on stuff


ExaggeratedEggplant

My roommate in college worked as a chef and yes he was always wearing these.


Roxas_Rig

No they aren't. If username checks out, then a chef would know ALL ABOUT finger cots. We just call them finger condoms


UnluckyDucky666

Can confirm, if they're calling them finger condoms then I know they mean business. I honestly never heard the term finger cot until we had a newb in our midst. Good on them for being knowledgeable enough to know technical terms, but yeah they're finger condoms. Everybody that works with them knows, we call them finger condoms


kat_Folland

My ex was a chef and that's what he called them.


UnluckyDucky666

Condoms or cots?


kat_Folland

Man, that was embarrassingly unclear, wasn't it? Condoms.


UnluckyDucky666

Just FYI I wasn't in healthcare or food industry, I left my last job as QC (I worked all the jobs leading up to that placement, I think that means more to machinist than just coming in directly as QC; but I still got shit) either way, still finger condoms, across the board it seems


thatHadron

Why do you think they're joking?


LingeringSentiments

Also used for artists.


[deleted]

Can it be used as a regular condom for guys on T with larger growth and/or had metoidioplasty? Serious question. We can’t use regular condoms… they’re way too big 🥲 I don’t want STIs/STDs so I need options To avoid confusion: metoidioplasty is one of the 2 types of bottom surgery for transgender men (female to male). Basically they use your preexisting organs with growth from T instead of making a new penis. If you want to know more I’m happy to answer questions based on my experiences and knowledge and help guide you to more accurate sources the best I can.


HeathenHumanist

These aren't lubricated like regular condoms are, and you'd have to make sure lube wouldn't eat away at this latex. But otherwise it should work


dirty-icicles

i could see it working out okay. i haven't had that procedure myself, but from what i know about it and have seen, i don't see any reason to not give it a try at least? maybe put it on and go to town on some kind of toy to see if it'll stay in place? LOL


imc-onfused

how are they making a joke that’s literally what they are lol


ChefArtorias

Well yes calling it a condom is a joke, it's really a finger cut. Never used one like that. I work in food service and if you cut your finger you put a bandaid on and one if these on top. Unfortunately they don't make them in a size for my fingers.


fishinfool561

Also used for open tubes of caulking


eatmyasserole

Also used to stick your fingers into an infants mouth to do mouth exercises. (Seriously.)


HPLoveCrash

My pharmacist used something similar (but with a more cushy looking perimeter) for my injection site when I got the flu vaccine! I guess the idea is to plane it where they plan to inject, and then inject straight into you through the transparent centre. I thought it was pretty nifty but maybe I am easily impressed.


ChefArtorias

It's rolled up. You put your finger on one end and unroll it. Sounds like you're describing something different but I get what you're saying


HPLoveCrash

Yes definitely looks a little different from what was used on me (but similar enough looking to bring it to mind). This definitely looks more like a finger condom.


ohhhtartarsauce

finger cot


CptFeelsBad

Oops. That’s mine, sorry


craftpunk23

It's not that small... That's average sized, right,?


Assswordsmantetsuo

I WAS IN THE POOL


S-U_2

Very cold water


short_bus_genius

There was shrinkage


ParrotheadTink

What, like laundry?


new-name-pls

do they know it shrinks?


octopussylipgloss

IT SHRINKS?!


ParrotheadTink

LIKE A FRIGHTENED TURTLE! 🐢


[deleted]

I will now be drawing a dick laundry mat because I can’t stop thinking about your comment 😅


ParrotheadTink

😂😂😂😂🍆🧺


VoodooZephyr

Finger cot lol. My dad had those in his truck when I was a kid. To say that it confused the hell outta me is an understatement.


Oomoo_Amazing

No... ☹️


SuperFatCockMan

r/no


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MellyKidd

Finger cover, to keep cuts and bandaids on your finger dry. Basically goes on like a condom. 😆


Odd_Age1378

Could you possibly use it as a condom? Asking for a friend


MellyKidd

Does he have a micropeen? XD Jokes aside and hypothetically speaking, even if these were big enough to fit “there”, it’d make a lousy condom. These aren’t as stretchy as an actual condom, and there wouldn’t be anywhere for the semen to go. It’d be damned uncomfortable.


allaboutmojitos

Sometimes called a finger cot. Will protect an injury or sutures. I’ve also seen people using them at slot machines - the kind that use actual coins- to keep their fingers clean. Also to help count paper money or go through papers for added grip


LingeringSentiments

It’s for fingers. A lot of artists use these.


RazzleberryHaze

Really? I only ever see these in first aid kits. Didn't think there was another use.


LingeringSentiments

Yeah you can buy them at art supply stores. We got them as a gag gift for a buddy of mine senior year of HS.


LeenQuatifa

That’s an extra small magnum


Cyno01

Keys for ants and a single grain of quinoa.


gotonyas

Finger-dinger


DarkestLunarFlower

These are usually latex finger gloves to help heal wounds on one’s finger tips, especially if you work with harsh chemicals.


iloveokashi

Haha. This reminded me of some guy. It would fit him and I'm not even kidding.


scrub_needs_hugs

It’s me. I’m some guy.


L4rgo117

Finger cot


Bat-Eastern

Nope, this'll... This'll do just fine 🥲


brookethegook

naw, a condom for my ex.


S-U_2

Auwww


Embarrassed-Essay-93

Real


barleypopsmn

It's called a finger cot. Just FYI


[deleted]

Damn, even ants are bigger


derekisademocrat

Ben Shapiro


TheMoonMint

Or my ex 🤷🏻‍♀️


drnewtonium

a water balloon?


dhoomz

This is one that fits me perfectly


Radiant_Initiative69

Was wondering where I dropped it


yellowrosepedal

For my ex


[deleted]

That's just a normal condom for me


BTSBoy2019

Don’t lie, that’s yours right?


saladmunch

Tonopen cover, we use them in ophthalmology. I often will give em to my boss on Friday and tell him to have a safe weekend


[deleted]

First person that identified the product in a funny way


Boring_Space_3644

I need that back.. STDs are at all time high


darthcaedusiiii

Fits most Reddit users and all lifted pick up truck drivers.


Johnny_Lang_1962

That's mine, I dropped it.


Iforgetmyname69

You ever seen a tardagrade on steroids? That's me!


Good_Ad_5792

Nope, that's mine, sorry you had to see that, thought I'd reuse it later and save it but must have dropped it at some point. If you could return that to ********* that'd be great


LRichey

It’s a disposable probe cover for vet-temp VT-150 ear thermometer. We have like 2,000 of them at work.


kittara1228

This! Recognized it immediately


badnewsbets

It’s a finger cot lolol


tito9107

🤏


goldtooff

Finger cot!


hambizzlefivesiZZLE

So THATS where it went!!! Kindly return it now sir😐🤣🤣🤣


pendizzy42074

It's for when you cut your finger , chef's etc use em to cover the band aid etc..... no germies in your food 😀


pendizzy42074

They also help sort Mail, turn pages, count money without lickin' em fingers yuck.. hahah


Traditional_Sir_6800

….finger condoms


IsimpForJohn

I used this when my cat had an ear infection and had to rub the gel medication in his ear


scrub_needs_hugs

A condom for Ford drivers


beargolfer

Nice. I didn’t know they made neon green ones. I only get the regular.


xDragonetti

I got my finger condoms, my wad of 1$’s I’m ready to plow . “You should see him feast. He is like a Mantis.”


wasthaturface

It's for finger banging... No it's just for counting money. So, your hands don't get all them germs and enter through your sweat pours/"glands". Like, how and when you touch metal. The oil on your skin picks it up and the scent stays with you.


Ok_Abbreviations_503

huh, knew i dropped it somewhere...


SaucyDragon04

Whoops sorry i musta dropped it there


[deleted]

It's a condom from South Park! Damn kids!


mikew420

for finger banging your girlfriend


Ok-Front5035

That's a huge condom man! Like that condom has a good personality i bet. Pff


awkwardsity

It’s a [finger cot](https://www.amazon.com/Disposable-Finger-Approx-205PCS-Fingertips-Protective/dp/B00URIW2B0/ref=asc_df_B00URIW2B0/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=241981208294&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=7052979782811565180&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9018327&hvtargid=pla-570103066448&psc=1&mcid=230628bff86a323da35f5edffa666188&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI943m7f6egwMV3srCBB3z8gOGEAQYBSABEgKELvD_BwE). They’re used to protect fingers that have like cuts or stuff. Like if you work in a kitchen and you cut yourself put in a bandaid and then a finger cot, so you dont have to use up a whole glove. Or like medical staff, or artists… really anyone who has a need to protect one finger and not necessarily the others.


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