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RagingRxy

Apparently olives have gotten smaller


Lipstick-lumberjack

That was my first thought too. I'm guessing it's some effect of being pressurized, reaching equilibrium, then returning to the surface?


hypothetician

Or that they sat around absorbing the liquid for a century.


Rezaelia713

Both of you sound right.


karanut

You can currently buy olives that are huge so it could just be because some olives are huge.


RichtofenFanBoy

I didn't hear a damn thing.


jesuslaves

Different sorts exist


isittime2dieyet

To think of the passage through the ages of those little fruits have taken. From the tree to the place they were packed in that bottle. The hands that packed them have long turn to dust but they remain. Then the dark decades they sat on the sea bed. Hearing nothing but the swirling water and the eldritch moans of all those lost souls swirling about in blackness. And then, 70 some years later they are liberated back into the light again. Quite an amazing journey for just a small bottle of olives. And a reminder of how mortal we all are and how insignificant in the indifference of Time...


PureAlpha100

Overhead; two world wars raged, the rise and fall of the Soviet Union, aviation goes from sail cloth and wooden frames to turbofans and moon landings, and from telegraphy to microprocessors and AI.


jomandaman

If the olives were brought up any later they’d be genetically regrown with personalities to describe the journey. Perhaps they’ll sit on cryo till then.


Reed_4983

What a touching comment, bravo!


5663N

Hmmm


Oleanderlullaby

Idk why but this made me tear up


ham_solo

Username checks out


FrogstompLlama

You like olives, right sweet pea?


Zealousideal-Drop767

Are you gonna spit out the pits for her too Cal?


Crunchyfrozenoj

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PanamaPineapple89

😂


wailot

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Kitchen-Specific9971

It's been 84 years... The olives had never been used.


KawaiiPotato15

If anyone is wondering whether these olives still exist, the answer is sadly no. Air started leaking into the bottle after it was brought to the surface, so the liquid inside slowly evaporated and eventually dried up the olives, despite efforts to keep it airtight and preserve it. I'm sure the bottle is still sitting in a storage archive somewhere, but the olives are no more.


ChurlishSunshine

There's something weirdly sad about this. Maybe it's the comment up the chain where someone poetically describes the journey of these olives, but it feels like one of those "God, we ruin everything we touch, don't we" sort of things.


Oleanderlullaby

Maaannn I cried at the “journey of the olives” comment and now I’m crying again


Tiny-Reading5982

They didn’t keep the shriveled olives??


Treat_or_Treat

Wow! Is that picture taking from a documentary?


DynastyFan85

[Explorers of the Titanic](https://youtu.be/QbKVvL4Y_CY?si=16rwbQhQtLMmrY_7) It’s from this documentary! Olives are at the 28:40 mark!


Thowell3

It's and Intresting short documentary, hate that even in 1996 they kept saying info that even by then was proven to be incorrect or not accurate. Still hate that they throw in thay outdated thinking thay Ismay was telling Captain Smith to go faster. And that he was trying to convice him to "end his career with a bang" I mean only one woman who was not that close to them said that she thoght she heard them talking about going faster. Ismay had no reason to want to get their early, they weren't going for speed they were going for luxury. That is what the point of the Olympic clas was all about. Not to mention defending Captain Lord of the Californian, I don't believe for a second that he was to far away to render assistance, he was just neglective, and his crew was too.


rose_bukater

I just finished rewatching it. I was arguing with the TV, yet completely enthralled with the visuals.


Treat_or_Treat

Thanks!


UnknownKing2000

Bring out the olives!


rosekayleigh

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCpGGdmfeq49dS)


patriot_man69

are they edible?


Floowjaack

Anything’s edible once if you’re brave enough


freeportme

Love me some Olives🍻


gaukonigshofen

I wonder if any aged whiskey was recovered?


ham_solo

A brandy, gentlemen?


Frosty_chilly

Somebody get Ashens on the line!


timetravelcompanion

Quick, somebody call Steve1989MREInfo


ajs_95

Okay, let’s get this out onto a tray.


shezcrafti

Nice hiss.


Mo_SaIah

The olive theory


luvmachineee

Ted is that you?


IntentionFalse9892

https://preview.redd.it/qxie7um5ng5d1.png?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84ab91202d4a8f28ea3abf5e90bdd836042d612c Edible


TheOriginalSpartak

Cocktail naming contest? O course utilizing these olives


Jetsetter_Princess

Dirty Martinic of course


Dictator4Hire

would


LeaderSanctity1999

What, is being a soul-eating Sith Lord not enough? You need the forbidden olives?


Dictator4Hire

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alexgriz127

Titanic: *exists* [Wreck divers:](https://youtu.be/6bAm9VY0XFU?si=DFJ3G5iAfkTwsGEO&t=1m11s)


librarypunk1974

Dear lord


LatinRex

Massive


RaveniteGaming

I'm sure they're still good.


ThunderShott

Did already being full of liquid save it from getting crushed by the water pressure?


Tiny-Reading5982

Nothing everything was crushed . They have found plenty in tact things, not already in water


Thebunkerparodie

Whow ant to eat them?


Thowell3

I don't like olives as it is, deffently wouldn't want to be there if they opened it, bet it smells horrible.


Special_Commercial_2

r/eatityoufuckingcoward Also this is a joke lol


kmack93

Anyone else get futurama vibes? Like the last anchovies episode. Kinda shocked some billionaire didn’t purchase these to put on a pizza


LeaderSanctity1999

One. Jillion. Dollars.


SoupToon

why do they have that


himanmoments

Where is this image from? I’m having a hard time finding more info.


buffshipperreddit

I wonder if those olives are still edible


Zombie-Lenin

What did they taste like? They ate these after recovery, yes?


Snoo_90160

One of those famous forbidden snacks.


pretentiously-bored

Keep them down there olives are disgusting


Jetsetter_Princess

Mmm, briny. (Edit because apparently some people don't understand irony. Olives are literally bottled in brine aka salt water)


Mudron

No, those are eggs Cal laid.


BarefootJacob

Source?