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FEAR_LORD_DUCK

Example of "don't let them know your next move" in action holy shit


BlueVeins

They cut out the part where it shows he has a massive laceration and would’ve bled out without medical intervention


0anno0

The silence after the jump is so awkward. Only the alpha screaming :`D


Marvinmonkey

Everyone realising what a small dicked idiot he is.


LordPierogi

Damn you‘re fun


UnknownGarlicBread

Is that sarcasm? Do you think jumping through windows loaded is a good past time?


LordPierogi

No and yes


MorbidlyFurious

Rock on Buddie ... Rock on with Your cock out My Brotha


Expensive_Tart_9173

"Alpha" 😆


BottledBurth

Lettin the liquor do the thinkin tonight boys.


A-A-RonaldMcDonald

You are the liquor. You’ve always been the liquor.


evetsabucs

I'm mowin' the air, Rand.


A-A-RonaldMcDonald

uoy maD


Artyturo

Pretty sure after he yelled it immediately sank in


Current-Ad-7054

That look of wait, you guys don't think that was cool? What's going on maybe I'm in the wrong here


mardavrio

Holy fuck ! That could have gone oh so bloody wrong


zmann64

Im pretty sure the full vid has him bleeding pretty heavy from all the glass


Kaligula785

Are ya winning son?


Traditional-Lake9167

My first thought was “why the black dude wearing an army helmet?” And then the guy just jumps out if a window and I lost my shit 😂😂😂


Skud_NZ

Not what I was expecting


PlanetBarfly

That's going to be a pane to clean up.


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Ayyyy


Environmental-Ad-762

He’s looking for someone’s approval at the end lmao


yesaxelismyrealname

He lost his own. His eyes told a story.


jsparker43

The only time I've ever seen this was a guy doing the same shit, but belly flopping onto the glass and needing his insides stitched up...so fucking stupid


CarthageForever

So many people have no clue how easily broken glass will kill you.


Tinaturnup_

There’s a video of a dude punching glass and you can see it cut clear into his artery to the bone gushing blood. No way he lived.


JellyOnMyDick

If it’s the video I think you’re talking about that one creeped me out because right as it cuts off you can see him start to lose his balance from blood loss


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BigHoney15

Almost certain I know what video you’re talking about. If the same that guy did die, confirmed


consumerclearly

I make pottery and ceramic+glaze can be thinner and sharper than a knife I remember picking up a piece I broke and then only feeling the pain AFTER I felt the warm blood dripping from my hand down towards my elbow while I was holding the piece


Don-Kee-Diq

I learned this one the hard way, fucked up kicking my door open after i was locked out. Ended up having to repaint the hall and seriously thought i way gunna die. Used a torniquet and still remember them taking off my shoe and the blood pouring out of it like it was an overfilled cup. Never try and punch open a window or heaven forbid jump head first through one


FEAR_LORD_DUCK

Yeah I saw the vid. Basically he used all of his force and his armpit hit the corner edge of the window a little too hard and got stabbed.


Curious_Nook

What about difficultly broken glass?


soumac

They aren't getting that deposit back, are they?


Raise-Emotional

Let's not let him know about parties from now on


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I honestly thought this was gonna end up in some type of drunk fight or grappling match and the black guy grabbing him thought the same for a second too 🤣🤣


Lance_Nuttercup

we all have that one friend. They are no fun at parties....


blacc_nut

why does he have a stahlhelm on


RarelyUncommen

He’s will probably not get any invitation to the next gathering after that stunt


Dmagdestruction

He's the guy that shows up to the party and you decide it's been a good night but it's time to get out of there


bonkerz1888

When you can't handle 3 beers.


BatterUp2220

Uhhh… Is his name Shaun?


Clear-Entertainer668

"must be football season"


matrixjoey

Dude knows to wear an army helmet around his mate when drinking…


Key_State8845

Dis ook net in suid afrika waar jy vir "Lenie Blou" sal hoor en iemand dronk sien iets doms doen. En hoekom dra Sipho n helmet🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


The_Grumpy_1

Brannas het mos nie brieke nie


jaques34

Anyone have the full vid?


Sniperwulfsx69

Why’s the black guy wearing a WWI/WWII German helmet?


Elemental_Orange4438

Why aren't you?


FancyFacedDancer

So noone noticed how he almost got the chair leg up his ass?? Call me observant 😁


johanosventer

Brannewyn het nie brieke nie


YarOldeOrchard

Dikke prima maat


Key_State8845

Hak Vrystaat!!!!


North-Opportunity-80

The real superman


TheChessNeck

That was amazing


Facts_For_Plebs

Love how he looks around expecting everyone to cheer him on


Clear-Entertainer668

He stuck the landing, however...the primal scream proves he didn't make the Olympic team...


Memyselfand9

Liquor


JerkinJosh

He really thought he did somethin


PleasantSpare4732

This is the kinda thing you remember when your like 60 and go "fucking Jerry man"


get_psalm

My boy carries deep sadness


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Expensive_Tart_9173

Holy shit Dustin (he gives off Dustin vibes)


ZeroThoughtsAlot

I remember my brother doing this at my cousins house party like 2 years ago, he didn't really look like he had a lot to drink but I was "babysitting" him with my then gf, which I just stood close by having a beer or two and then someone said something to him and he jumped through the living room window but it had like a 4-5 foot drop to it.. I looked at my cousin and thought "Shit.." And then everyone told me to take him home Still brought a girl back anyhow, just heard sloppy kisses in the backseat all the way to my house 😂


Any-Caramell

This has to be from the beautiful Republic


nukafan2277

Dude you can see the blood running down his fuckin head holy shit


Anon_Snek

Just in South Africa