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jokrrmarx

So this is funny, idiot.


oWinterWhiteo

This is kinda funny tho. I’m sure she put it back 😂


Reverse_90

Nah man once she touched it it can't be served to other people


Middle_Passenger4405

If it is all you can eat, then she's doing what she's supposed to do. I'm tired of buffets not sticking to their word.


TheScruffyStacheGuy

It's not about the restaurant honouring their word on it being all you can eat. It's about there's more fucking people in the restaurant who would like some of that and they paid for it just as she did. Just take some, put it on your plate and eat it. If you want more later, go to the buffet again and they'd have made a new batch and you take a few more. Keep doing that until you're full like everyone else at the restaurant and don't act like you're the only one here. Taking the entire plate is ruining the experience for all the other customers, that's a major asshole move.


Maleficent-March-591

My human, you've got some courtesy, and I respect that.


Accomplished_Toe_275

1 or 2 customers the rest where workers , shes good


TheScruffyStacheGuy

And what if those other 2 customers would have liked a piece from that particular plate? It doesn't really matter how many other people there are, it's still a dick move. And obviously the restaurant has to follow a consistent policy about this sort of thing regardless of the amount of customers. It's either always acceptable to take the entire plate, or it never is (spoiler alert: it never is).


Brokensince10

What a glutton


ElYoink

I wanna see that fat bastard eat all of those. If she does then gg.


infectedscrotum1

Places should force the patron to eat the entire tray or they have to pay double for they meal, if they fail to eat it all or fail to pay they are permanently banned


Log_Out_Of_Life

If she does then she’s a quitter.


ElYoink

What if she's doin a dirty bulk 😳🤨💀


kanielsen96

Swine. Filthy piggy piglet.


Imperial_Triumphant

Bit redundant?


sailorhound

Why would you try and pull off a lame ‘prank’ like that when you are so fat?


BigAggressive1694

Pig


Mick0351

Another dumb ass bitch


UnbeateCandy04

Time to lose some weight


missnadine1

So low end to do this


GamerLegend007

The real trashy is in the comments.


shoegazer234

I fucking hate influencers, I really hope social media and shit just collapses one day and that these people just lose their minds because for once in their life they won't be the "main character" anymore and they'll snap back into reality. Like yeah bro it's so funny to mess with/film a dude making minimum wage at his job for your content.


Circumsisedtoenail

The fact that they do this shit for views is fucking atrocious, they have no etiquette or manners towards employees and only care about themselves


elcoopgguod

This is somehow the trashiest one


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shoegazer234

That doesn't mean take the whole fucking thing off the buffet line and mess with/film the minimum wage worker for laughs. They can get up and get food in line like everyone else, they're not special


wellforthebird

It doesn't matter if you are with 4 other people. There is etiquette at buffets. Other people want stuff too. Now the cooks in the back have to rush out that one item. And what makes you assume she is with 4 other people? This is a selfish pig that wants Internet points. This person sucks, no matter which way you look at it.


Ok-Interaction-4693

she can eat a whole tray equivalent if she wants to, but not take the plate itself, both making it unavailable to other people, and being an AH to the staff.


DarthErectous

What You don't understand that this fat pig is gonna eat it by herself


Any_Actuary954

If she wants all the tray at a buffet then it's totally legal


thelastpies

If she finishes it all i see no issue


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GamerLegend007

The real trashy is always in the comments


ACheapWhore

This dude's comment was so bad he redacted it. Hilarious


Financial-Web9744

Fat girl priorities 👌


Teacupmydear

A pan of baklava.


Infamous-Dare6792

That's all sushi


Log_Out_Of_Life

If it was baklava then it definitely would be all eaten.


harryhardcore123

1 guess on her nationality….


thelastpies

Sounds american but i assure u brit does it all the time too


TypicalWh1teGuy

You need to guess?


RumGoat90

Amy Schumer... That's her nationality.


ChairOwn118

I’m gonna have to object to this being trashy if the whole table wants sushi and they eat all of it. If there isn’t at least six people eating it, then it’s extra trashy.


Admirable-Fan-4851

Check out the elaboration I got outta them!


xJaneenx

I can’t tell if this other person is trolling you or not lol. Who tf goes to a buffet alone.


Donkey-brained_man

Sad people


gimmedatcrypto

It's trashy to go to the buffet with more than one other person and this is well documented.


Sawyerthesadist

The fuck?


gimmedatcrypto

I had never thought about it either and had the same reaction once I realized what I had been taking part in.


Sawyerthesadist

I’ve been going over your convo with the other confused guy and quite frankly I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about….


ChairOwn118

What?? People go to the buffet with more than one other person all the time. That doesn’t need documentation.


gimmedatcrypto

Doesn't negate the fact that it's trashy.


ChairOwn118

I must be confused. Nearly every time I approach the buffet, there are other people already at the buffet.


gimmedatcrypto

You are.


Admirable-Fan-4851

wtf are you smoking going on a date with “one other person” to a buffet is mega trashy, goin with 4 or more is a fun get together. Also you’re the humongous trashy dickhead not the person you’re replying to. Dickhead


ChairOwn118

My apologies. I meant no offense.


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Admirable-Fan-4851

Yep, hope some of that got through that thick skull of yours “😂”


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ChairOwn118

If I sit at my table and wait until there is nobody else at the buffet table before going to the buffet table , I’ll never get to eat.


ChairOwn118

Please unconfuse me. Elaborate.


TruthSeeker781

Another plate???? You scare my wife!!


tonyk11

Simpsons did it.


SafariJim

I guarantee she didn't finish the whole plate. Hope the restaurant charged her extra. The audacity.


Sheena_B84

Fricken fats ruining it for everyone 🙄


e46Roamer

Even tho it’s a joke, speaking over it like that I can imagine the spits while she’s talking yuck 🤢


Apart-Championship99

Pig.


AdMinute1130

When I was a kid I really really liked pickles, especially the buffet pickles. So one day I went up and got like an entire fucking plate with a gigabtic pile of pickles. I went back to the table and my dad blew a fucking fuse and made me eat the whole plate(which was my plan in the first place). The issue to him wasn't that I wanted to eat that many pickles, but that I got a whole plate full like an animal. If I had gone back and gotten a few pickles multiple times it's not a problem, but to grab all of them is greedy and rude. Imagine being as stupid and inconsiderate as kid me who ate boogers and tortured grasshoppers.


iksplizit

While I wouldn't do it, if she'll eat it I don't see the problem


Apart-Championship99

She took the entire plate. Now, other patrons can not have any until more is made. There is so much wrong with what she's done. It you don't get why it is wrong, no explaining in the world will make you understand.


RedPandaReturns

You really can’t understand the problem?


DonkLord20

He does and screw that women, that was tempura shrimp sushi she snagged up, I would've loved to get some ong


SkalexAyah

You take some sand go back for more… So that others who want some can get some too…


Pa17325

Fat people stealing/ hoarding food are so pathetic


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hotnmad

Good for you. It's still hella rude to take the whole tray because other people may also want some


BluffinBill1234

Tis no woman. Tis a remorseless eating machine


kahami2k

Come see bottomless Petunia: natures cruelest mistake!


Stucklikegluetomyfry

That woman ate a while tray of shrimp! And two plastic lobsters!


Appropriate_Hawk101

Classic.


Western_Protection

Of course she would eat all of that


cleveridentification

She looks like she’s wearing pajamas.


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jack258169

You’re a pill head


Oldcummerr

I hate junkies


breedofepicness

Why can’t we just hate everyone equally?


OrickJagstone

When I start worrying about what someone who thinks it's cute to glorify their prescription pill addiction and posts pictures of it for validation thinks I'll let you know. Until then, snort another line dead beat.


Rain1dog

Makes sense seeing you post history.


ExcessiveBulldogery

True Penguin of DOOM!!! vibes here.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

*holds up spork* Nah, this woman doesn't bother with cutlery


NachoFries2020

Great thanks for getting your breath and spittle over all the food. Nice going lady!!


Ezemartinn

Took the whole tray while having a Diet Coke on the side


ilililM3

To add to the trash, the flash is on Fat bitch activities


FLICKyourThots

Me and a few guys did this on a baseball trip. Nothing fancy just took the whole tray of fries to our table. But also we were 15 and little assholes.


Embarrassed_Dust_222

Just fat person doing fat person things , carry on


ThatOtherOtherMan

It's all you can eat not all you can carry


shavemejesus

It may be all *you* can eat but it’s certainly not all *she* can eat.


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DistractedByCookies

Here in the Netherlands most places will charge you per piece you have left over at the end of your dinner. Clearly the rule was instated because of douchebags like this.


Apart-Championship99

Places are starting to do this here in the states. I think it's the right thing to do.


NLgamer2000

Not as much as you make it sound. Places that i go to, you dont have to pay for what you dont eat.


mandarintain

so she did this just for a video?


BUDDHAKHAN

Still a health code violation if she puts it back. Just a straight up POS


Kurushiiyo

Tiktok videos in a nutshell


Sea_Beautiful7127

Sushi= PARASITES! Good luck with those!😬 Yes, raw fish is #1 cause of most parasitic attacks. Tapeworms, hookworms, ect…)🐛🪱🐛🪱


deludedinformer

That is why any decent sushi restaurant has a process of freezing the fish at 20 degrees below Celsius for 7 days so that it kills the parasites, plus the fish are inspected over a light and they try to remove anything visible when they cut the sashimi. Sounds like you are not very aware of sushi preparation practices. Maybe Google it, you will see enjoying sushi from time to time is safer than eating your factory farmed pork hotdogs 🌭


Melodic_Age_7452

Oh pipe down. We don’t care.


faosidjfaoa

From farmed fish, yeah. Also the Japanese eat raw fish all the time and they seem to be doing just fine


Trik-kyx

Please remember the measurements of the average penis length in this country.


Witty217

Cool whatever. Leave us alone. I'm still going to eat it no matter how many stupid fucking emojis you use.


FranzNerdingham

I've never seen a cow eat sushi before.


Catonic_Fever

She looks like she could eat that entire tray


Walovingi

Just like being on a holiday resort with russians.


Grand-Regret2747

Looks like she could watch a few calories. Hate people doing crap like this for attention! Swamp twat


SquareLibrarian665

swamp twat is the best kind of twat


jkally

Dirty cousin of swamp ass. That'll be a no for me.


DanteTrd

"Oopsie, look at me acting all dumb" "Yes, you are dumb. You just ruined an entire batch of food by contaminating it. And yes, that's how germs work. You're not acting dumb, you just showed that you really are dumb"


Tistouuu

Can guarantee you she doesn't take germs seriously


Evening_Ad5833

No wonder she has such a nice figure


PumpkinSkeet

Svelte


PickleBananaMayo

She won’t eat it all though. And now it’s contaminated so no one else can eat it. The worker put a lot of work to making that tray.


entmannick

Hope they charge extra for every piece you don't eat like at the places I've been


arifghalib

Well to her credit, she most likely can eat all of that..and more


MagnifiMike

It’s not a joke anymore it’s f’n lame as hell


LafayetteLa01

“No it’s okay I’m a social media influencer.”


TheLayMaster-

Amy Schumar. Fat snd all.


acey_alabama

Pig tails on a “grown” woman tells me all I need to know…


Kellidra

There are so many things you can say about this woman's actions, but you chose to hate on her hairstyle. You must be exceptionally creative. Pigtails are adorable. Leave them alone.


ThyUniqueUsername

We gatekeeping haircuts again? I thought we were past this.


wagonwhopper

Nope, think it he means it means pig. Not sure. Don't know gatekeepers or their laws. Don't really know what yall arguing about tbh


integratypes

I have thought about doing this. It's hard to get past some of those urges when you're hungry.


trepidationsupaman

Lil piggy


TheLayMaster-

*Miss Piggy


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Thats just greed


KrisPC88

Gluttony


doeseatoats2020

What is it called when people try to use humor to excuse away their ridiculousness?


Dwayne_Gertzky

I think it’s called being an asshole


Invaderjay87

She better eat it all because they can’t put it back after her big hooves touched it.


Wise_Ad_253

Selfish. Thats all.


integratypes

I think it contains shellfish


Wise_Ad_253

Haha!


doeseatoats2020

And lazy. She doesn’t want to take the VERY LONG TRIP BACK to the sushi bar.


Early_B

If they actually eat the whole thing I see no issue 🤷🏻 yeah it's a bit excessive but if it's truly an all you can eat buffee then go for it.


Wookieman222

Cause fuck other people who are their too.


tearsandcum

That's not the entire stock they have for the night lol


Wookieman222

Oh really?! Wow I assumed they just made these once a day! /s


World_Treason

Lionel Hutz is that you?


LibrarianCalistarius

A buffet is not for one person only. Everyone is supposed to be able to eat the same dishes. Imagine pulling up to a buffet and watching some fucking asshole getting a 100% of your favourite dish.


TheBigBluePit

Except what she's doing is not the spirit of the meaning, "All you can eat." Everyone understands you don't take the whole damn tray at a buffet.


Early_B

See my comment to the other guy


CSPlushies

You're supposed to leave some for the other guests so the chefs aren't in the back having to cook the same thing twice in a row lol


Early_B

That's a good argument. I was just focused on the amount of food but it is in pretty poor taste to hog all of one type of sushi for yourself. Thanks.


CSPlushies

Np lol Everyone is pressed about the other customers but I am married to a chef... I know exactly what he'd have to say about it 😂


oxymoronisanoxymoron

I'm embarrassed for her.


OkieBobbie

She’s in training to get the lead in a Jardiance commercial.


BluffinBill1234

It’s easy to see she’s lowering her A1C


j8by7

Get em!


WheredoesithurtRA

I think she's trained her whole life for this


Daynananana

The all you can eat kbbq place I like most has a policy where they charge you for anything left behind that you order and don’t eat, that should be standard.


Dwayne_Gertzky

All you can eat Korean bbq? If one of those comes to my city it’s game over for my waist line