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murderedbydeath2

Wait till they find the 3rd compartment


Tugonmynugz

Been using his grinder like a salt shaker


2M4D

Noooooo… I didn’t get what OP was doing exactly. This is so funny.


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Bloody hell! I can’t believe it. If he’s lucky he will eventually find that yet another part can come undone and there’s nice powder in it. Actually, I think OP should stay away from smoking weed. Need to keep his head clear and …..sharp.


how-unfortunate

lol I didn't wanna be mean, but I had a similar thought, I was just gonna say "well, weed truly isn't for everyone."


ontario86

![gif](giphy|DOPKHQg6oFWUg) "Wait, you guys have a 3rd compartment?"


mjscheffer

Just wait till they realise how high they get off the contents of that 3rd compartment 🤣🤣🤣


cakersgotswag

This is awesome dude it even comes with a little magnetic scooper


Wareve

This is adorable


Terminator7786

Our baby stoner is growing up


ChoccyMilkHemmorhoid

I'm gonna cry :')


Techiedad91

The little joys in life


Sharpymarkr

Perfectly executed double entendre


Exare

Is that… a *The League* reference?


Reasonable_Pin_1180

Do you think my name is Ruxin Ruspin?


Shap6

He needs to visit the EBDBBnB


Reasonable_Pin_1180

Eskimo bros!


Chewieshotfirst

No that’s just how you spell entendre hahahahah


Sharpymarkr

I doobie-leave it is


buttlubber

We need to go deeper


UknowTheKid

I tried but I'm hung like a light switch.


purplecounter0

🤣


MountainSecret9583

Bro was getting half a joint out of an 1/8th and didn’t know why 😭😭


psychedelic_gravity

“Damn, looks like my plugs is ripping me off now”


MakeMelnk

Hahahahaha incredible 😂


TheBakedGod

What did you think the bottom 2/3 of the grinder was used for?


MountedCanuck65

It’s where the weed fairies take their cut


climbinguy

Hey it’s me, the weed fairies. I’m here for my cut pls.


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

Nice try, Loch Ness Monster


onilamo

First he want tree fiddy and now he wants my weed?! That Loch Ness monster doesn't know where to stop.


cakersgotswag

My grinder is matte black so i never really noticed the little indentions


Rare-Ad-6151

Do you have a bottom compartment. That’s where the magic is.


katerinacatfish

That's what she said


Rare-Ad-6151

I had that one cumming.


MathematicianWaste77

That what she said


A_lot_of_arachnids

The Devils cut


infinitebrkfst

Bless your little cotton socks.


Spiritual_Aide86

I will be saying this from now on 💕 👆


BPaun

If it’s a good grinder, there’s a third compartment that’ll have a nice little treat waiting for you! 😉


Inevitable-Rule-1530

is it a shovel for the top


johnthedruid

Kief


psychedelic_gravity

Hmmm, now I wonder if they’ll take the scooper/scraper out before it gets covered in kief.


oilyhandy

I remembered to take the scraper out then immediately lost it. Years later I still haven’t found it, good grinder though


xerocopi

Leave it in the main compartment... next time.


Mathieu_Mercken

I just keep them in a separate box


SpoodlyNoodley

I don’t do this because I also keep a €2 coin in there to get the kief through the screen better and I don’t want to grate my scraper over time and smoke micro plastics. I get enough of those from other sources lol


thegreatsweener

I've heard of people doing this with the coin, does it actually make a difference? How does it work?


SpoodlyNoodley

It makes a huge difference for me I’ve noticed. The coin rattles around (or is kind of swirled/shaken) and it helps force the kief through the screen. You can force this this by popping it in the freezer but beware - most of your trichomes fall off this way leaving your bud dry and a little less potent and you also end up with fine plant matter in the kief catch. Purists care, many don’t.


cakersgotswag

I did


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Mrteamtacticala

"am I trippin or is my grinder taxing me hard???" Lolol


Inevitable-Rule-1530

lmao put 3 grams in and only got .7


Elmegthewise-

Are you sure you should be smoking weed if you are naturally this way?


Pey777

BROOO HAHA


2M4D

He fell into the weed jar when he was a baby.


MrSanti

No offence to OP but fuck me, if they were getting robbed by a small inanimate metal object they wouldn't survive one day with their weed at a London comprehensive school.


KindDragonfruit9605

😂🤣😭💀


Express_Advantage_10

Wait until you find the kief compartment!


cakersgotswag

It even has a little scooper!


Express_Advantage_10

Yay you get it now! 😂 roll a joint with some of it


bailasoprano

How do you know about the kief department but not the actual grounded weed chamber 👀


cakersgotswag

The discovery of the grounded weed chamber led to the keif department discovery


DaBuggah

This is all so incredible.


HALF_PAST_HOLE

Did you not question what the purpose of all the little holes in the grinder were for? Did you not look through the holes to see the ground up weed? Did you not see the seam on the grinder indicating it had multiple compartments? Did you not think this grinder is way bigger than the seemingly usable parts? Sorry there are just a lot of questions I have for this to have occurred. Not saying your lying I'm just saying I have a lot of questions!


cakersgotswag

My grinder is matte black so i never noticed the holes or seams, i have pretty bad eyesight.


skiattle25

“Pretty bad”


3eemo

Literally blind


Insertgirlyname

Please go to the eye dr, my friend


lettheidiotspeak

That makes sense. You weren't getting all your glaucoma medication


Techiedad91

Where did you think it was coming from when you sprinkled it


cakersgotswag

The actual grinder teeth


Abductedby_aliens

Is that what you told the dr. That gave you the medical card?


Accomplished_Ease926

Bros a mole rat. I’m dead 😂


Responsible_Figure12

*tustles your hair*


ChoccyMilkHemmorhoid

"That's my boy. Now go get high, scamp!"


PoochusMaximus

Holy fuck how full was that thing 😂😂


cakersgotswag

Packed bro i was so hyped up


ChoccyMilkHemmorhoid

I know this is super late to the convo but I just want to personally wish you a very nice, very unproductive evening hahaha


Wooden_Ad1779

No way this is real. 😂


PiercedGeek

>Two things are infinite. The Universe and Human Stupidity. I'm not certain about the first one. Albert Einstein


dhfspyotr

- Michael Scott


Osiris0900

-Wayne Gretzky


Expensive_Problem966

-Abraham Lincoln (feat. Chuck Norris)


mvanvrancken

In OP’s defense, grinders as described do exist


jimineycrickette

Look, as a person who never used until I got a medical card a few years ago, I would have done the same. It’s why I went straight to carts and edibles. I had to YouTube how to use a grinder and DHV when I decided to make the switch a few weeks ago. No shame!


jcs801

whats dhv


TheeFlipper

Dry herb vape


jcs801

oh thanks


TheeFlipper

![gif](giphy|l41lZxzroU33typuU)


savemymemes

/r/vaporents join the club, we've got free edibles.


jcs801

i use a dynavap, just wasn't aware of the acronym!


jimineycrickette

An excellent resource! I checked everything against that sub before buying.


Howcanshes1ap

Curious which one you went with 


jimineycrickette

For my use (pretty low, maybe 1-2 per day) I went with the POTV XMax V3.


Insertgirlyname

Aw buddy. Glad you found the 2nd compartment! You'll have a nice treat when you find the 3rd.


cannadaddydoo

Lmao-you’ll get some teasing, but everyone was a novice at one time. I recently got to witness this irl. I have an adult (barely) son that moved back home, and since he smokes, I couldn’t hide my smoking any longer, so we do the late night sessions together. He only smoked with college bros, and the first night he watched me grind my bud, and open it up, he was flabbergasted. Some time later, he excitedly told me his grinder had a ANOTHER section that stored powder lmao. He’s come a long way, and we have since used the massive amount of kief he had stored up!


jstahr63

It's good to have friends!


Lizmo82

It's like a raccoon putting cotton candy in water..... It's so cute dadgummit.....


SteveOMatt

Dude took finding a twenty in his trousers to a whole new level.


BobsHereNow

My dad did that too


Inevitable-Rule-1530

bro how were you getting it out before just picking at the top?


3eemo

Yea in my grinder there’s literally nothing left after a few good turns


Inevitable-Rule-1530

same i don’t understand how bro didn’t question where his weed was going lol


Vaderiv

I never thought I would read a post like this. Gave me a good laugh.


yearoftherabbit

Guys, I found a himbo! 😍


cakersgotswag

LMAOO


HecktorHernadez

How old are you?


cakersgotswag

19


HecktorHernadez

First grinder?


cakersgotswag

Yes.


HecktorHernadez

Makes sense. If you're new to cannabis,I personally recommend getting a dry herb vaporizer. Taste alot better, healthier and you can make edibles with the vaped weed.


cakersgotswag

Yeah im relatively new to smoking on my own. Usually would just smoke at parties and such. The dry herb vapes look awesome and super useful for being discrete but as a penny pinching college student the price is disheartening


Dull-Yogurtcloset-55

Planet of the vapes website - options under $100 Edit: you’ll save the cost in weed money in short order. Check out r/vaporents for recommendations


HecktorHernadez

If you can find a seller that takes paypal the you cando the four payments thing. My vape cost about €130.


HecktorHernadez

Not sure why some asshat downvoted that.


TGroves914

This post is funny but damn I wanna be that friend who caught you using the grinder like that, would have been a hilarious sight to see. Bet you feel like you've a hit the jackpot now!! Stay lifted 🤙


[deleted]

This is the best.


ElectronicRabbit7

so fucking wholesome


RMDVanilaGorila

You didn’t know that where it went? Did you think it disappeared in a worm hole only to come back when you shake it?


brandonisatwat

Bless your heart.


Snowdeo720

Next OPs going to find the bottom space where keef accumulates, their mind will be blown all over again.


jcornman24

How long have you had this grinder and how much ground up weed was in there!?!?


ChaseSequenceSpotify

Adorable


Theaustralianzyzz

Bruh I can just imagine your friends face going "what in the world...."


Thatdoodky1e

I refuse to believe this isn’t satire, nobody is this dumb.. right?


cakersgotswag

Believe it or not but if someone gets something theyve never used or been around before they might not know exactly how it works.


RectalScrote

And you're not even high??


badwolfswift

This is adorable. Be safe summer child. ☀️


positive_X

We all need to learn at first ; my neighbors and I are old . . We did not know anything about terpenes or trichomes until 8 months ago . .. We did not know about dryHerb vaporizers (dHv^TM) . ... We are in an illegal area here . We do not get information in illegal America . ...


dongerlord97

This can’t be real.


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tizzyhustle

🤗


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greenconnoisseurPA

😂


BobertRosserton

I wish I could experience this for the first time again. “Wait what’s this third compartment below all my weed? WTF is this powder? Oh my god I’ve never been this high before what do I with my hands!”


SoundSouljah

Fascinating.


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macaroni66

OMG


Lord_yayo_brown

lol wat


ConjwaD3

Are you 2 years old with no objection permanence?


5059

Bro please don’t smoke weed you’re already dumb enough


GoodGuyRubino

wooow shampoo instructions enjoyer


Darthbx

Next time you're at a head shop go through all of the grinders and see the differences with them. Have fun.


cakersgotswag

I would but im only 19 so i ordered mine off of amazon


Anarchy-Squirrel

Lesson learned… A friend who can teach you about your grinder is a friend indeed


katarica

I’ve known plenty of people to not know about the Kief catcher on the bottom of their fancy three part grinders, so don’t feel too alone


Mattyrne

Finding a whole stash hidden in your grinder that you had no idea about must've been the best fucking feeling ever


jukejointjenny

I can't get my third one open. I've never opened it. Im actually not sure if it opens or not.


CuthbertIsStoned

Someone get this to top posts of all time


BoxcarSlim

r/wholesome


kempboy

I remember my first time too


Incarcer

This is so cute. I remember when I was 12. Also, are you old enough to smoke?


cakersgotswag

19


Massive_Property_579

Jesus christ wait till he finds the shit stains in his drawers


ryanhazethan

You should definitely start looking up how to use things from now on, you definitely need it😂


QuestionNo9276

Troll post


cakersgotswag

Crazy that im so stupid people think im trolling


carlamaco

LMFAO 🤣


ortolon

It's like some kind of magic trick device.


blackdutch1

Thank you OP, for my laugh of the day!


RawSauruS

I can't imagine living like this...